Dirty Girl Stories

Title: Dirty Girl Stories
Author: Roushutsu
Summary: When Ino throws a slumber party, she challenges the girls into writing smut of the boys.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Gaara/Lee, Kankurou/Naruto, Shino/Shikamaru, Chouji/Neji, Sasuke/Kiba
Feedback: desired
Characters: All the rookie characters, Gai's team, Sand Sibs, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shizune
Author’s notes: Alright, Gaara/Lee makes sense. Now we shall commence with the cracked out couplings, starting with Naruto and Kankurou. Now that I think about it, I think they had contact twice in the series, so it’s better than nothing at all *coughShinoShikacough*.
This is the story that Sakura wrote, and the way I see it, she would try to write a smut fic better than Ino. So I hope that I have accomplished that. And I just noticed that this story got 1000+ hits. BOO-YAH! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: “Naruto” is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is non-profit fan work.

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Sakura’s Story

Naruto huffed when he found the door to Tsunade’s office locked, and no matter how many times he pounded on the door, he received no answer. It was then that he moved onto Plan B, and leapt into the air. Sending his chakra to his feet, he flipped and landed on the ceiling before removing one of the ceiling panels. He pulled himself into the small duct and crawled until he eventually heard the Godaime’s voice, along with another. He couldn’t quite pinpoint where he heard that voice before, but it was definitely someone he had met before.

“I appreciate you coming here on such short notice.” That, without a doubt, was Tsunade’s voice.

“It’s not a bother. I pledged to help you whenever you asked.” Naruto then heard the old woman laugh.

“That’s what I like to hear!”

Naruto grumbled. “Tsunade-baa-chaaaaaaaaaaaan…!” He silenced when he heard the panel he laid on be struck. Without warning, the panel buckled and the leaf nin crashed to the ground.

“Naruto-kun!” Shizune shouted, stomping towards the boy. “Tsunade’s in the middle of a meeting and can’t take care of you now!”

“G-Gomen, Shizune-neechan. But I’ve got a serious issue to discuss with Tsunade-baa-chan!”

He then heard a long groan. “God damn kid…so annoying.” Naruto then glared up at the figure in black, then recognizing the markings on his face.

“AH! You’re with Gaara!”

Tsunade slammed a fist into her desk, which without a doubt fell to pieces. “Tsunade-sama! That’s the third desk this month!” Shizune cried.

“Naruto, what is so important that it can’t wait?” she grumbled.

“I’m trying to train for the day, but I can’t find Ero-Sennin anywhere!”

“Is that all?” Tsunade huffed. “Jiraiya left this morning on an urgent mission. He won’t be back for a few days.”

“W-W-What am I supposed to do then?!”

“Idiot! Train with your sensei!”

“But Kakashi only wants to train Sasuke! Even Sakura-chan isn’t training with him anymore!” He then approached the Hokage and batted his eyes, kneeling before her. “Please help me with my training for today. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?”

Tsunade rubbed her temple as she sighed. “Just sit outside and wait for my instructions.”

The blonde nin leapt into the air. “Ah, thank you, Tsunade-baa-chan!” With that, he darted out of the room, slamming the door behind him. He sat on the floor Indian style and folded his hands behind his head, humming while waiting for Tsunade to finish her meeting. After what felt like forever to him, which in actuality was about two hours, the door finally swung open.

Naruto blinked when he saw the sand shinobi step out and face him. “Godaime Hokage instructed me to take care of you for today.”

A moment’s silence. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!”

The shinobi clad in black reached down and pulled Naruto up by his ear. “Let’s get going.”

“But I don’t want the puppet guy! I want Tsunade-baa-chan!”

The older boy growled. “I do have a name, brat. Kankurou.”

“Whatever!” Kankurou grumbled more as he dragged Naruto by the ear. This brat and Gaara are more alike than I thought, he pondered, they both don’t listen!

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It was amazing how calm Kankurou remained, having put up with Naruto for several hours now. He was trying to help the younger boy control his chakra, but half of the time he kept messing up. The other half, he just flat out refused to listen. “God damn brat, you’re doing this all wrong!”

“Well what would you know? Only use you put your chakra into is a wooden doll.”

“Puppets are harder to control than they look!” He clenched a fist. “I’m beginning to think you enjoy pissing me off!”

The younger boy then smirked. “Well, it’s so easy to piss you off.” Kankurou was trying to hold himself back from punching the kid square in the face.

The sand shinobi suddenly jumped when he heard an explosion nearby. “What the hell did you do?” he shouted as he was engulfed in smoke. He froze when he felt thin arms wrap around his neck, then yelped when the smoke cleared, revealing a naked feminine body leaning against him. She had long blonde hair tied back in pigtails, and whisker markings on her cheeks.

She opened her big blue eyes and pulled the older boy close enough he could feel her breaths on his lips. “Make love to me…” Kankurou continued to stare at the girl as she rubbed her bare breasts against his chest, moaning.

The sand Jounin’s hands began to tremble at the contact. Regardless of position, he was still a male, and any male would love to have a woman like this. However, the girl disappeared in a puff, only to be replaced by Naruto, who pointed and laughed.

“You should see the look on your face! It’s priceless!”

While Naruto fell to ground laughing, Kankurou snarled. He then stomped his foot to the ground. “That does it!” The Jounin held out his hand and crooked his fingers, Naruto suddenly freezing on the ground. With a move of his hand, Naruto rose from the ground; chakra strings connecting the boy to his fingers.

“What are you doing?!”

“Taking you home,” he grunted as he forced Naruto to follow him. The blonde continued to scream and try to fight his way free, but Kankurou literally kept a tight leash on him with the chakra threads.

Eventually they reached Naruto’s home, which Kankurou was grateful for because he was tired of hearing the younger boy whine and complain. He led the boy into his home, then closed and locked the door behind him.

“Alright, you can let me go now,” Naruto said.

The older boy shook his head. “I’ve had enough of your childish behavior, and that last stunt was the last straw.” He glanced around until he eventually spotted a table nearby. With bending of his fingers, Naruto was sitting on the edge of the table, hands at his side.

“Aw, come on. Can’t you take a joke?”

“Not like that, kid.” Keeping the chakra threads intact, he crossed his arms. “So you think it’s fun and games to shift into a girl and rub up against me like that?” Moving his fingers, Naruto’s hands moved to his jacket and proceeded to unzip it.

The blonde Genin flinched when he was forced to remove his jacket and toss it aside. He yelped when his hands descended to his orange pants. “What are you doing?!”

“Playing your game.” With that, Naruto began to tremble as his hands began to unbutton his pants. He tried his hardest to fight back, but found he couldn’t—mostly because he wasted his chakra on pranks and failed attempts during his practice with the older boy. One hand opened his pants, while the other reached in and gripped his penis.

Naruto gasped at the contact and forceful grip he was forced to give himself, and soon he stroking himself rough. “You…sick bastard!” he breathed through clenched teeth. Despite being forced to do this, the blonde found it rather pleasing. Shutting his eyes tightly, he bit his bottom lip in an attempt to keep himself from making any noise.

He then felt his head shoot up. “Open your eyes,” he heard the older say, but muttered a “no.” Kankurou glowered at the boy before moving his hand, Naruto falling back onto the table. His legs forcibly spread open, the Genin continued to stroke himself while his other arm rested above his head.

The Sand Jounin grinned when he heard Naruto struggle for breath. “I’ll…get you…for this!” The older boy responded by forcing Naruto to grip himself even tighter, the younger boy crying out. Sweat began to form on the Genin’s face as he slowly succumbed to the pleasure. In a matter of minutes, the younger boy was laying there breathless and moaning while his hand pumped himself faster.

The blonde could feel his release pooling within his body just waiting to explode out of him, and just when he thought he would obtain that mind-shattering orgasm, his hand on his cock joined the hand above is head. Kankurou huffed. “It’s not a very nice feeling, is it? To be played around like that?”

Naruto hissed as he caught his breath, his penis trickling in precum. “B-Bastard.”

The Jounin then released the boy. “Perhaps you’ve learned something today, brat.” With that, he turned away from the boy and reached for the door. Right when he began opening the door, a small hand slammed it shut.

“Where do you think you’re going?” The older boy just stared at him. “I want you to finish this,” he demanded.

“I don’t have to listen to this.”

The younger boy growled, which caught Kankurou off guard because it sounded animalistic. “Unless you’re a coward, then come over here and finish this off yourself.” With that, he grabbed the other boy’s wrist and pulled him back to the table. The younger sat on the table, keeping a firm grip on the Jounin’s wrist.

“I don’t have to do anything you say!”

“Oh I’ll make you finish this.” And with that, he pulled the older boy down and shoved his tongue in his mouth. Kankurou froze at that, hearing the younger boy growling and reaching to grab the Jounin’s penis through his black suit. The older boy’s knees almost buckled, and he gripped Naruto’s shoulders just in case.

The blonde pulled back slightly, running his tongue over the sand shinobi’s lips before claiming his mouth once more. Naruto paused when he felt the older boy pull him closer, both boys moaning as their tongues twirled around each other.

Somewhere amidst the kissing and groping, Naruto found himself back on the table with the older boy hovering over him. Kankurou’s left hand forced the blonde’s wrists over his head once again, while the other dragged the orange pants off his legs and tossing it on the ground.

Naruto arched his back while the older boy worked on peeling the black suit off his body. “Dammit…hurry up!” He removed the cat-like hood and pulled down the suit to his knees before shoving two fingers in the younger boy’s mouth. Naruto sucked on the digits before they were ripped from his mouth and pushed into his opening. The blonde shuddered as the Jounin prepared him, slowly pushing against the fingers. “What are you waiting for?”

“Patience is always rewarded,” Kankurou replied before adding a third finger.

Naruto arched and began thrusting into the air, repeating a heated “Fuck me.” Eventually he felt the fingers leave his body only to be replaced by the puppeteer’s thick cock. A mixture of screaming and moaning emanated from his throat as Kankurou grabbed his hips and began pumping into his young body. He wrapped his legs around the older’s waist, pulling him closer, while his wrists struggled against their bonds.

Kankurou remained silent while Naruto pleaded for him to go faster, the Jounin’s sweat dripping onto the younger boy’s chest. The blonde then groaned, “Let me…have one hand…!” Kankurou grunted, moving his fingers to release Naruto’s right hand, which immediately went to his own erection.

Kankurou was at a loss of breath watching the boy writhe below him between shaking from the thrusts and pumping himself. This resulted in him driving into the boy harder, which in turn resulted in Naruto gripping his cock tighter.

Naruto eventually felt a tight knot in the pit of his stomach. “Ooooh….shit!” he cried as his pulled at his erection one final time before they were both sprayed with his release. Kankurou felt the boy’s muscles around his cock abruptly constrict and he had to thrust even harder to stay buried in the scorching body. He pulled the blonde’s hips as he shoved himself deep before howling his release.

The Jounin collapsed on the young body below him, struggling for air. Naruto’s twitching wrist felt that it was now free and he proceeded to wrap his arms around the older boy’s shoulders. Both stared into each other’s eyes, feeling each other’s breaths on their lips before Naruto finally spoke. “What…just happened?”

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Tsunade grumbled when she heard a deafening pounding on the door to her office the next day. After concluding his final report, Kankurou set back to return to his home village, which meant she couldn’t dump Naruto on him again. “Come in,” she mumbled loudly, and sure enough, Naruto stepped in, cackling maniacally.

“Ero-Sennin is still gone. I’ve got you now, Tsunade-baa-chan.” He proceeded to step towards her, and being the medic she was, Tsunade immediately noticed the rather obvious limp he was trying to hide.

She pointed to her right. “Come here, kid.” The blonde grinned as he loomed towards the older woman. Without warning, she wrapped an arm around the boy’s waist and pulled him down into her lap, his rear in the air. Naruto gulped when he saw her raise her hand above him and used the other to hold him down as he struggled to get away. He flinched when he felt a small slap on his butt, but froze he felt the hand not leave. The blonde sighed when he felt a cooling heat on his rear before she pulled him back to his feet.

Naruto smiled feeling that the pain was no longer there. “Thanks.”

“Don’t mention it. Now if you’ll excuse me, Shizune is giving me the death glare. I’ve still got work to do.” With that, her assistant grabbed the boy by the shoulders and pulled him out of the office.

Naruto blinked when Shizune shut the door behind her. “NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!”

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Yep, that was definitely interesting. I wish Kankurou would give us yaoi fangirls kinky Naruto shows like that. And couldn’t you see Tsunade doing that in the end? I would. ^_^ Fun, fun, fun!

Stay tuned for the girls’ responses, and then it’ll be Hinata’s turn to present her Shino/Shikamaru story.