A day in a life of a jounin
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,108
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Respacting the great pervert
Chapter 3
Respecting the great pervert
Dear Tsunade
Our sensei passed away recently, thanks to our dear comrade. (I told you…)
Please return to Konoha.
Otherwise those geezers are going to make me the fifth hokage.
You know how allergic to sensible paperwork I am.
You’d be so much better.
You are a natural office-lady.
I can already imagine you in a tight white blouse and a black miniskirt.
Actually, I already drew a picture of you that way. Here it is.
Love, Jiraiya
“Oh, grap! This isn’t going to work!” Jiraiya drew a pink piece of paper to a wastepaper basket. He took a new sheet and started writing again, ignoring the annoying hammering on his door.
Tsunade, you’d be perfect as a hokage.
Please come back and start ruling the village and myself.
If you do that, I’ll promise to give you a night of your life.
I could even dress up as Dan, in case you haven’t got over him yet.
If you have, please date me.
Yours truly,
Jiraiya
“Go away, Ebisu!” Jiraiya screamed to his door, “I already told you I haven’t got any tips how to remain invisible when you’re spying women! They are all secret, holy techniques! And if you’re Naruto, come back tomorrow. I need to talk to you!” Jiraiya threw the sheet to his bin and started another.
Lovely comrade of mine,
I love you and I want you to come back and so do the geezers.
Actually, they are asking you to become the next hokage, and I think you would make a great one, prettier than all the previous hokages.
Pretty please…
And please tell Shizune I am no longer mad to her because of that incident when she tried to bite my head off…
Come back and I’ll shag you, Tsunade…
“What is it now!” he screamed.
“It is Maito Gai here!” the door screamed, “I’m here to respect you!”
“You what?!” Jiraiya opened the door so furiously that Gai nearly fell down the stairs.
“I’m here to respect you.” Gai said.
“Why?” Jiraiya asked after he had raised his jaw from the porch. “If you are trying to help Ebisu to make me reveal my techniques, you are going to fail.” Jiraiya hissed through his teeth.
“It’s nothing like that”, Gai said, “I’m only here to respect your glory and geniuses, Jiraiya-sama.”
“I suppose you have no idea of how scary and twisted that sounds. Except, that isn’t going to work”, Jiraiya said, “I’m not revealing my techniques to any of you brats. I already taught them to team Jiraiya long time ago and look what happened! You kids are all the same…”
“Okay”, Gai said, “I’ll just sit here on the porch and respect you…”
Gai sat down and started to stare Jiraiya intensively.
“I’m trying to write a proposal speech here, kiddo!” Jiraiya yelled, “So you have five seconds to tell me what this is all about!”
“Well…” Gai started, “Yesterday me and Kakashi agreed of a competition…”
“You and your childish competitions!” Jiraiya screamed. If the future hokage would be here already, she would make you pay for disturbing the peace of our lovely village with your competitions! Last week, the house painting competition, the week before; lap dancing competition which no one, especially poor Ayame and Anko, will ever forget! And now this rude interruption for my work! I will make you sharpen all my pencils because of this, even if it would take all night!”
Respecting the great pervert
Dear Tsunade
Our sensei passed away recently, thanks to our dear comrade. (I told you…)
Please return to Konoha.
Otherwise those geezers are going to make me the fifth hokage.
You know how allergic to sensible paperwork I am.
You’d be so much better.
You are a natural office-lady.
I can already imagine you in a tight white blouse and a black miniskirt.
Actually, I already drew a picture of you that way. Here it is.
Love, Jiraiya
“Oh, grap! This isn’t going to work!” Jiraiya drew a pink piece of paper to a wastepaper basket. He took a new sheet and started writing again, ignoring the annoying hammering on his door.
Tsunade, you’d be perfect as a hokage.
Please come back and start ruling the village and myself.
If you do that, I’ll promise to give you a night of your life.
I could even dress up as Dan, in case you haven’t got over him yet.
If you have, please date me.
Yours truly,
Jiraiya
“Go away, Ebisu!” Jiraiya screamed to his door, “I already told you I haven’t got any tips how to remain invisible when you’re spying women! They are all secret, holy techniques! And if you’re Naruto, come back tomorrow. I need to talk to you!” Jiraiya threw the sheet to his bin and started another.
Lovely comrade of mine,
I love you and I want you to come back and so do the geezers.
Actually, they are asking you to become the next hokage, and I think you would make a great one, prettier than all the previous hokages.
Pretty please…
And please tell Shizune I am no longer mad to her because of that incident when she tried to bite my head off…
Come back and I’ll shag you, Tsunade…
“What is it now!” he screamed.
“It is Maito Gai here!” the door screamed, “I’m here to respect you!”
“You what?!” Jiraiya opened the door so furiously that Gai nearly fell down the stairs.
“I’m here to respect you.” Gai said.
“Why?” Jiraiya asked after he had raised his jaw from the porch. “If you are trying to help Ebisu to make me reveal my techniques, you are going to fail.” Jiraiya hissed through his teeth.
“It’s nothing like that”, Gai said, “I’m only here to respect your glory and geniuses, Jiraiya-sama.”
“I suppose you have no idea of how scary and twisted that sounds. Except, that isn’t going to work”, Jiraiya said, “I’m not revealing my techniques to any of you brats. I already taught them to team Jiraiya long time ago and look what happened! You kids are all the same…”
“Okay”, Gai said, “I’ll just sit here on the porch and respect you…”
Gai sat down and started to stare Jiraiya intensively.
“I’m trying to write a proposal speech here, kiddo!” Jiraiya yelled, “So you have five seconds to tell me what this is all about!”
“Well…” Gai started, “Yesterday me and Kakashi agreed of a competition…”
“You and your childish competitions!” Jiraiya screamed. If the future hokage would be here already, she would make you pay for disturbing the peace of our lovely village with your competitions! Last week, the house painting competition, the week before; lap dancing competition which no one, especially poor Ayame and Anko, will ever forget! And now this rude interruption for my work! I will make you sharpen all my pencils because of this, even if it would take all night!”