Inside on the Outside

Anko rushed down the hall Friday morning at the academy with a look of extreme satisfaction on her face. She had to tell someone, she didn’t care who it was but she just had to spill the news. Fortunately for her, she poked her head into the jounin resource room and discovered Kakashi searching the tops of the shelves.

“Oh my god! Stop what you’re doing and listen to this!” Anko said closing the door behind her. Kakashi calmly turned backwards and looked at her.

“Why? What is it? Is it good?” he asked stepping down form the small ladder. The jounin resource room was constantly a huge mess and nothing was ever anywhere anyone said it could be found.

“Oh, it’s better than good. Guess who I just now caught with her pants down literally!” Anko’s eyes were on fire with vicious excitement.

“Oh my god who? Here? Now? On this floor?” Kakashi was suddenly interested as he threw a box onto the floor to dig through it.

“Yes, here. Yes, now. No, on the next floor up; and Shizune!” Anko squeaked and covered her mouth. Kakashi’s visible eye was wide with surprise.

“No! No way! With who?” He started digging through the box.

“Hayate!” she squealed again.

“Oh, man I’ve got to tell someone about this.” Kakashi said shoving the box aside.

“No! See, here’s what you do, you go up there and walk in on them. Then you act all shocked and they pay you hush money to not tell the Hokage or anyone else that may beat their ass for screwing on the job.” Anko said reaching into her top and pulling out the money that Hayate and Shizune had paid her. Kakashi laughed hard at the fact that she was collecting hush money.

“Hey, you laugh all you want. I’ve made a lot of money off people fucking where they aren’t supposed to, when they aren’t supposed to. I’m always in the right place at the right time.” Anko said.

“Have you ever gotten caught?” Kakashi asked her.

“No, I don’t’ make it a habit of getting busy here. Have you?” And thus Anko began executing her plan.


“Hell no, I have an empty apartment. Why risk it here?” he answered. Anko decided it was time to figure out what Kakashi’s weak spot was, So she bent down into the other box he was digging through; the focal point of her brilliant chest was her aim.

“What are you looking for?” she asked making certain her chest was in the way.

“The Regulation handbook from four years ago. I want to see what revisions have been made.” Kakashi didn’t take the bait.

“Hmm…my chest usually does the trick every time.” Anko thought. It was time for a new tactic and she knew she had a nice ass so appropriately enough, she turned around and started ‘searching’ the bottom shelf even though she knew exactly where the handbook was it down here wasn’t it. He didn’t take the bait this time either. “Damn…that part of me works too. This is one tough candidate.” She thought again.

“I’ll check up here.” Anko moved the ladder and climbed overhead to the exact spot where the manual was; why she knew where things were in the jounin resource mess was a mystery.

“You have nice legs.” Kakashi said. Anko stopped grasping for the manual.

“Legs! Think Anko, think! Kakashi is a less obvious person; you have to think in less obvious ways.” Anko scolded herself.

“What? You like these? She asked trying to not be too seductive…yet.

“You have beautiful legs.” He said handing the boxes back to her, since she was on the ladder.

“You want to feel them? I’m really tight.” Her plan was now working.

“Are you serious?” Kakashi asked her.

“Yeah, I’m serious.” She was looking down at him. Kakashi didn’t say anything to her, he just peered at her with one suspicious eye and wrapped his hands around her ankles. He slowly glided his hands up her smooth, defined legs as far as she would let him. Anko’s mouth dropped open, this sent chills all over her. Kakashi’s hands crept further up her legs. He was starting to let them wander up her skirt, but she grabbed both of them.

“If you want to feel what’s under there; you have to invite me over tonight.” Anko smiled her most flirtatious smile.

“Come over anytime after 8:00.”

“Alright, I’ll call before I show up. Oh, here’s your manual.” Anko said innocently and handed the manual to Kakashi.
Once she arrived home from the academy, Anko wasted no time calling Kurenai and telling her that her plan to get Kakashi in bed was a success. Kurenai was surprised that she had succeeded but was nonetheless pleased.
By 8:45, Anko had arrived at Kakashi’s apartment. She knocked on the door and he let her in. She looked around only to find that he lived a very well kept place. She figured he would be gone too much to actually take time to keep the place in order.

“You have a nice place here.” She said taking off her shoes.

“Thanks, I like it. I’ve lived here for about seven years. It’s pretty quiet around here.” Kakashi told her. Even though Kakashi had changed from his typical jounin uniform, he still was wearing the intruding mask. Anko thought he looked good in something other than ‘jounin blue’. Anko too was dressed in her usual Friday night clothes: Black pants and a red ¾ length shirt.

“So, you’re not at the academy are you going to lose the mask or what?” Anko asked sitting on the plush couch.

“Why should I take this mask off?” He asked joining her.

“Well, there are two reasons, one is that I’m going to eventually be seeing the rest of you and two, it’s like you’re wearing your inside on the outside. You have a tendency to hide things from people…so you let the world know that you have something to hide. But now, I want to see what you’ve been hiding for all these years.” Anko said confidently.

“I must say, I don’t have a good argument for that; so I guess I don’t have a choice but to take this mask off.” Kakashi said to her reaching up to his face. Anko waited in agony to see the face behind the man. He slowly pulled the mask completely off. At this point Anko was speechless; she just started mouth agape at the man before her.

“Anko?” Kakashi asked.

“Oh…my…god…” was all she whispered.

“What? What’s wrong?”

“You’re…you’re perfect…you’re fucking perfect. Why the hell are you hiding a face like that from the world?” Anko muttered her words slowly and somewhat incoherently. She was in awe of his one coal black eye and one fiery red one. It was as if he were born with those eyes. Everything about him was utterly gorgeous. She had confirmed one rumor…Kakashi was indeed a sight to be taken in.

“Everyone has something to hide, Anko. For me, it goes deeper than my face, but that’s a start. Now the sight of him with his gray white hair and angelic features made Anko want to tear right into him and honestly nothing was stopping her. For whatever reason, she was now under his spell that he had inadvertently cast.
Anko grabbed him by his white t-shirt and pulled him over her. She kissed him hard and furious to see how experienced he was. He was prepared for her advances, because he wrapped his arms around her with ease and pushed her underneath his own body. He kissed her as if he had kissed her a thousand times before. Anko could feel his tongue invade her mouth and oh how delicious it tasted. She let him play with her tongue mercilessly. “He’s definitely done this before. He knows exactly what he’s doing.” Anko thought to herself. She let her hands roam over him, memorizing the lines of his firm body. “Good god he is tight.” Anko continued to let her mind ramble. She broke their heated kisses only for a moment.

“How many women have you been with?” She whispered losing her fingers in a mass of silken gray-white hair.

“You first, how many men have you been with?” Kakashi retaliated, slipping his hands up her shirt, only at her waist.

“13.” She said. “Now, you go.” She kissed him again before she let him answer. She was prepared to learn the truth and couldn’t wait to tell Kurenai.

“16.” Kakashi kissed her neck. The number wasn’t anything like she thought it would be. At any rate, she was pleased; she wasn’t with a man with whom she would have to put a giant sign up pointing to her hole.

“I bet you you get pretty fucking loud don’t you. You’re so quiet most of the time. You have to get out of control sometimes.” Anko said in the voice of a goddess.

Well, I do have a tendency to get a little…rough.” Kakashi told her. Anko could feel herself getting wet already. There weren’t many things she liked better than rough, aggressive, knock you out sex.

“Why don’t you show me how rough you can get, I can handle it. I’m a nasty, nasty girl.” Anko hissed with pure fever in her voice. Kakashi smiled.

“Are you willing to get kinky?”