Tomorrow is Your Forever
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,544
Reviews:
24
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0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Sick Kurenai
“You know, the fact that you could be growing a penis inside of you right now…that’s so sci fi!” Anko said stretching her legs over her head with Kurenai.
“Anko!” Kurenai was laughing so hard that she fell over from her current position.
“What! I’m serious! Think about it pregnancy is like something out of one of those fucked up late night movies! I mean you have two options” grow a penis or grow a vagina. You’re 4 months pregnant now! You have got to find out what you’ve got in there.” Anko said twisting her body around in a new position.
“Well, don’t worry, Asuma and I are going to the doctor this week and we find out. Oh and by the way, I’m really sick now. Whoever said morning sickness lasts through the first three months is full of it because I’m in month 4 I’m so sick and I’m sick all day. I swear, Iruka is a jewel; he’s always got a path cleared for me when I’m ready to go throw up.
“You know why he does that because Iruka secretly wishes you were carrying HIS baby.” Kurenai laughed again.
“No seriously, how many times in the past have we all gotten drunk and he’s tried to make these stupid and ridiculous deals with you and me about carrying his child?”
“Hmmm….well there was that one time he told me that if I wasn’t married by the time I was 30 to get with him and have a child.”
“Exactly! And that one time he just point blank asked me to have his baby? It’s because Iruka is terrified that he’ll never have kids with someone, so he’s going to do everything to protect your pregnant form.” Anko said. Kurenai found this humorous even though she had run off to throw up for the fifth time that day. When Kurenai returned Anko had decided that they both had had enough that day.
“You know I bet you’re ready to kick Asuma’s ass about now. I bet you’re like ‘you fucker, it felt good going in, but now look what you’ve done’. I would kick his ass if I were you.” Anko said. She pretty much kept Kurenai laughing on a continuous basis.
“See, this is why you’re in the delivery room with me and not Shizune.”
“I should hope I get in there over Shizune! Even though I don’t have a way with children and the last time I say a pussy spread out before me was…well you know…all about that. I mean you were there.” Kurenai smiled all over.
“Oh my god! That was too much fun and I learned a hell of a lot form you that night.” Kurenai said.
“Yeah, I’m probably part of the reason you’re pregnant now.” Anko said. “Hey, come on let’s go get something to eat….oh shit I forgot…eating makes you throw up, well come home with me until Asuma gets home today….of course Kakashi’s painting today, will that make you sick?”
“Anko, everything makes me sick, so it doesn’t matter let’s go to your place and maybe I can drink some water without throwing up. By the way, why and what is Kakashi painting?” Anko smiled deviously.
“I’m so cruel…I bribe Pakkun with pieces of ham to follow him around and trash talk about his painting skills. We’re destroying the house, you know, repainting the bedroom, replacing the carpet and other shit in the living room, tearing out the stupid looking tile in the kitchen and replacing the cabinets.
“Interesting, why the sudden home improvements?” Kurenai asked as they left the academy.
“Well, we’re not spending that money on a party or as you people call it a wedding and Kakashi wanted to redo the house anyway, so we decided to go ahead with it. I think you’ll like it.” Anko answered.
“What do you mean you’re not having a wedding? You need to have a wedding.” Kurenai insisted.
“No, we’re not having a big fancy party.” And so the wedding argument began again until they arrived at Kakashi and Anko’s home.
“Anko!” Kurenai was laughing so hard that she fell over from her current position.
“What! I’m serious! Think about it pregnancy is like something out of one of those fucked up late night movies! I mean you have two options” grow a penis or grow a vagina. You’re 4 months pregnant now! You have got to find out what you’ve got in there.” Anko said twisting her body around in a new position.
“Well, don’t worry, Asuma and I are going to the doctor this week and we find out. Oh and by the way, I’m really sick now. Whoever said morning sickness lasts through the first three months is full of it because I’m in month 4 I’m so sick and I’m sick all day. I swear, Iruka is a jewel; he’s always got a path cleared for me when I’m ready to go throw up.
“You know why he does that because Iruka secretly wishes you were carrying HIS baby.” Kurenai laughed again.
“No seriously, how many times in the past have we all gotten drunk and he’s tried to make these stupid and ridiculous deals with you and me about carrying his child?”
“Hmmm….well there was that one time he told me that if I wasn’t married by the time I was 30 to get with him and have a child.”
“Exactly! And that one time he just point blank asked me to have his baby? It’s because Iruka is terrified that he’ll never have kids with someone, so he’s going to do everything to protect your pregnant form.” Anko said. Kurenai found this humorous even though she had run off to throw up for the fifth time that day. When Kurenai returned Anko had decided that they both had had enough that day.
“You know I bet you’re ready to kick Asuma’s ass about now. I bet you’re like ‘you fucker, it felt good going in, but now look what you’ve done’. I would kick his ass if I were you.” Anko said. She pretty much kept Kurenai laughing on a continuous basis.
“See, this is why you’re in the delivery room with me and not Shizune.”
“I should hope I get in there over Shizune! Even though I don’t have a way with children and the last time I say a pussy spread out before me was…well you know…all about that. I mean you were there.” Kurenai smiled all over.
“Oh my god! That was too much fun and I learned a hell of a lot form you that night.” Kurenai said.
“Yeah, I’m probably part of the reason you’re pregnant now.” Anko said. “Hey, come on let’s go get something to eat….oh shit I forgot…eating makes you throw up, well come home with me until Asuma gets home today….of course Kakashi’s painting today, will that make you sick?”
“Anko, everything makes me sick, so it doesn’t matter let’s go to your place and maybe I can drink some water without throwing up. By the way, why and what is Kakashi painting?” Anko smiled deviously.
“I’m so cruel…I bribe Pakkun with pieces of ham to follow him around and trash talk about his painting skills. We’re destroying the house, you know, repainting the bedroom, replacing the carpet and other shit in the living room, tearing out the stupid looking tile in the kitchen and replacing the cabinets.
“Interesting, why the sudden home improvements?” Kurenai asked as they left the academy.
“Well, we’re not spending that money on a party or as you people call it a wedding and Kakashi wanted to redo the house anyway, so we decided to go ahead with it. I think you’ll like it.” Anko answered.
“What do you mean you’re not having a wedding? You need to have a wedding.” Kurenai insisted.
“No, we’re not having a big fancy party.” And so the wedding argument began again until they arrived at Kakashi and Anko’s home.