Carpe Jugulum!

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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat!)
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Sasuke hadn’t slept, not like it mattered, he had stayed up to watch Naruto, his eyes hardly ever moving from the blonde as he goofed off with his friends all night. They had all eventually left him in favor of sleep, allowing Naruto to turn to his usual cup of ramen before going to a pachinko parlor to talk with its owner. By the time Naruto returned home he was exhausted and collapsed onto his bed. Odds are that it was a tiring and dull routine for the blonde but Sasuke had enjoyed noting and committing every move the boy made to memory.

Now, with morning here and Naruto stirring, half slumped off his bed with the covers on the floor beside the bed where he had tossed them hours before. As tempted as he was to touch him while on the train again, Sasuke figured the boy wouldn’t let him, crowd or no crowd. Besides, the last time was more or less a fluke, he just lost control of his restraint briefly. Now all he had to do was win over the boy. Sasuke wasn’t stupid, he wasn’t about to rape him or anything...that would be counterproductive, but there was nothing wrong with letting Naruto know he was serious.

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Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and shivered again.

Damn it!

He had that feeling he was being watched for the better part of the night and it was getting really creepy. Shaking it off, Naruto hurried on his way toward the school, bypassing the train completely, he was not about to give that Uchiha pervert another chance to grope him, even in that crowded area. The walk took longer than usual and by the time he had reached the school he was late, not like it mattered, he wasn’t really known for his attendance anyway. Naruto turned to see Shino and Kiba standing leisurely by the gate, the two boys looked up, saw him and waved.

Being his usual quiet self Shino just stood there, prompting Kiba to ask the question the two waiting boys were wondering. “Skipping morning classes too, Naruto?”

Naruto shrugged, “Yeah, I didn’t feel like waking up this morning.”

“So then why show up at all?”

“Tsunade-baa-chan told me last night that if I didn’t quit skipping then she was going to skin me alive.”

Kiba smirked, “That old hag? I wouldn’t put it passed her.”

Naruto gave a weak smile and nodded, he definitely wasn’t going to tell them he was worried about perverts on the train. He would never hear the end of it.

The dog boy sighed, “Well, second period is ending. Wanna skip third and go eat?”

Naruto perked up, “Ramen?”

Not feeling like fighting Naruto on the subject Kiba nodded and Naruto smiled, “Lets go then!”

The three boys turned and headed for the restaurant that was only a block or so from the school, it also happened to be Naruto’s favorite place to eat. Upon entering and shouting his hello, Naruto placed his order and then sat at the counter with his friends.

Naruto turned to his friends, “Why aren’t you two in class?”

The boys shared a look then shrugged together, “What’s the point? I’ll just get a headache from those stupid girls squealing all the time. And Shino doesn’t need to go, he passes anyway.”

Naruto nodded then paused and raised an eyebrow, “Girls squealing? Did you replace the mirror in the girls locker room with a two way one again?”

Shino pushed up his sunglasses blushing slightly as he recalled the prank. “Naruto...that was you.”

The blonde tilted his head and thought for a moment before he recalled that, that one had been his. It had been pretty good too, he had made a lot of money before the teachers found out about it. Though he suspected that their Principal, Jiraiya, had left the fake mirror in.

Naruto grinned, recalling the episode. “Oh yeah...”

Kiba continued his comment from before, “All the girls are head-over-heels for that Uchiha guy. They almost rioted when he walked into the building this morning.”

Even at the slightest mention of Sasuke, Naruto tensed and blushed then scowled, his reaction didn’t escape the notice of his friends.

“What is your problem? I mean, besides the obvious.”

Naruto cast the brunette a glare, “Nothing. I just really REALLY hate that asshole!”

Kiba lifted an eyebrow as Shino watched a bug scuttle over the countertop. “...That’s not really strange for you or anything, but why so much?”

Naruto’s mood lightened as their food was brought allowing him to ignore the question. Soon afterwards the conversation had taken a better turn, which was a good thing, because Naruto really wasn’t in the mood to discuss that Uchiha guy!

Naruto slurped his ramen loudly ignoring the conversation that was going on between the boys beside him, he didn’t need it anyway, not when he had his ramen. Cup ramen was great, but homemade ramen was the best and this place made theirs from scratch. It was probably the reason why it was his favorite restaurant; too bad he couldn’t work here, though he would end up eating more than working. Besides, he didn’t want to work anywhere near the school, in his opinion he spent too much time in that hell hole anyways.

Only helping to prove his point, Shino soon shook Naruto out of his thoughts and his ramen induced bliss, to drag him back to school. More time had passed than Naruto thought, it was already half way through fourth period, next was fifth, lunch, then two classes and he could take off.

Smacking the back of his shoulder Kiba spoke, “Hey, wanna go to the arcade after school?”

Naruto shrugged, “Why? Looking forward to getting your ass kicked again?”

Shino sighed as the other two boys started bickering. They argued the rest of the way to school with Shino commenting on a wrong point or a flat out lie, the fight eventually being reduced to an all out fist fight, basically it was like every other day. When they did finally make it to school Shino insisted they go straight to class because, as much as Naruto didn’t want to admit it, odds are that he and Kiba were going to be held back. That or they would have to take summer classes, neither option looked very nice to the blonde. Naruto sighed and parted ways with the two boys at the stairs, they both had science and he had P.E. for his next class. Not his least favorite subject but with his small frame, it was far from the most.

Naruto hummed to himself, his bag slung over his shoulder and his right hand in his pocket as he walked down the empty hall. The bell wouldn’t ring for another 10 minutes, to signal the students that it was time to change classes, so he had time to kill. The blonde turned in favor of the bathroom, he might as well take the time to make sure he looked good, he had nothing better to do anyway. Naruto pushed the door open and stepped in, immediately seeing his twin in the giant mirror that expanded the entire wall over the sinks and orange counter. There were tan and orange stalls behind him, the urinals were off to the side along the wall. Naruto dropped his bag on the counter and went over to a urinal, still humming some moronic tune.

Finishing, he went to the sink and washed up, now adding nonsense words to the beat in his head. He bent to wash his face, cupping the chilling water in his hands and splashing it onto his tanned cheeks before wiping his face on his sleeve while he straightened up. He dropped his arm and stared at the face in the mirror. It took Naruto about 5 seconds of staring at the face that appeared behind and slightly over his left shoulder before he realized who it was.

“You-...!!”

Naruto’s shout was cut off by a cold pale hand covering his mouth and a slim but apparently very strong arm grabbing him by the waist. Sasuke smiled at him through the mirror while Naruto glared at the raven haired boy as he wriggled around kicking and swinging his arms; but even when he had managed to land a punch to the boy’s cheek, it didn’t seem to phase him.

“Calm down, Dobe. I won’t do anything.”

Naruto doubted that and squirmed more, however he slowed and then finally stopped being as Sasuke simply smirked as he watched the blonde’s futile attempts to get away.

“If you promise not to shout, I’ll move the hand. Promise?”

Naruto nodded in agreement placing his hands on Sasuke’s arm that was still around his waist. He was tempted to try to break the thrice damned appendage, but Naruto suspected it wouldn’t work so he simply settled with glaring pale reflection. Sasuke pulled his hand away, though Naruto didn’t miss how his pale fingers made it a point to trace his lips as he did so.

“What the hell do you want?”

Sasuke smirked, “You really want to know?”

Naruto caught his suggestive tone and fought back a blush, this guy was such a pervert!

“Well get over it.”

“Why?” The arm around his waist tightened drawing them closer together.

“B-Because, bastard, incase you haven’t noticed, I am a guy.”

Sasuke shrugged and bent his head to Naruto’s neck nuzzling it as he spoke, “So?”

Naruto really wanted to hurt him, then he could run as far away as he could get from this pervert! Unfortunately his body wasn’t responding to his wants right now, instead it decided to stand and let the boys breath on the sensitive skin of his neck send a powerful blush right to his cheeks.

“I don’t even know who the hell you are!” Naruto screeched.

“So you want to know about me?”

“I never said that! And you don’t know me either!”

Sasuke stopped the torture of his breath on the shorter boy’s neck. Naruto stared, shocked, into the coal eyes that had locked onto his and froze him in his place. Sasuke’s face was so serious he thought maybe he had said something wrong. A hand slowly came up, lightly running its fingertips over his cheek. Naruto was so confused by the shift in attitude he didn’t bother to shove the hand away.

“I know all about you, Uzumaki Naruto. And I have wanted only you since I first felt your presence outside my home.”

Naruto was still confused and wasn’t enjoying the feeling.

“Outside your house?” It slowly came to Naruto after he had spit out the question, he blushed for some reason that was unknown to him. “That wasn’t my fault! If you didn’t want people there you should have said something!”

“I didn’t want people there, just you.”

Naruto's blushed increased before he started wriggling around again, “Let me go, you’re freaking me out, jerk!”

Naruto winced as his head was jerked to the right and he cursed uselessly as lips close over his. Sasuke’s hand was on his chin pinning his face there while his hands tightened on Sasuke’s other arm that was still around his waist. Naruto slammed his eyes closed and tensed as the lips worked against his. Sasuke parted his lips releasing his tongue. Naruto jumped when he felt the soft tongue run over his lips.

That bastard isn’t putting that thing in my mouth!!

However, Sasuke wouldn’t allow the blonde to say no and for some reason the Uchiha wasn’t sure of, Naruto wasn’t doing much to object...

The hand that had previously been holding his chin, slipped down his body, fingertips ghosting along his side. Naruto was too focused on the kiss to notice Sasuke’s hand had let go. His eyes shot open as he gasped, the hand firmly, but not painfully, began to rub him through his uniform. However that was all the Uchiha needed, with that gasp Naruto had unintentionally opened his mouth. As he was invaded by Sasuke’s tongue Naruto let a small whimper escape and tried to push away Sasuke’s hand.

Thankfully however Sasuke soon pulled his lips away, and Naruto cursed as he reluctantly continued to harden, thanks to Sasuke’s skillful touching.

“L-let go..bastard!”

The pale reflection smirked. “Hn. If I do, the one who will be uncomfortable…is you.”

Naruto fought the urge to shiver at the thick deep voice so near his ear, the taller boys lips brushing his shell as he spoke.

“Just...Let go!”

Naruto tore himself from the boy, thankfully that he was able to. He leaned against the counter and turned, glaring at Sasuke who smirked and pocketed his hands.

“Don’t give me that look. You enjoyed it.”

“No! I didn’t! Get lost asshole!”

Sasuke’s gaze drifted pointedly down, Naruto noticed this and blushed before turning away. Naruto ignored the pointed stare burning holes in his back from the Uchiha, Sasuke probably wouldn’t have gone anywhere had the bell not rang just then.

“See you in class, Naruto.”

The swish of the door signaled the other boy’s departure, Naruto finally allowed himself to collapse against the counter.

What the hell was that guy’s problem?! Did he usually just come marching into a new school and start molesting the boys?!

Naruto looked down at his erection and whimpered.

Damn it...

He didn’t want to admit that guy had been really good at that...And he didn’t want to know why. Naruto breathed deeply as the students began walking in the halls, talking loudly. After a few more calming breaths Naruto grabbed his bag and awkwardly walked toward his next class, cursing Sasuke under his breath the whole way and fighting the blush from his cheeks.

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A door creaked in the boys restroom as a very shocked brunette came out of a stall. He was met with the reflection of his shocked self looking back at him from the mirror. Iruka was blushing, trying to force his mind to absorb what had just happened between the two boys. All he could come up with was how sorry he felt for Naruto. He didn’t know much about the raven haired boy. How could he, in such a short time, develop those kind of feelings for the blonde. Iruka swallowed hard and squared his shoulders.

Well I won’t allow Naruto to be violated, not if I have anything to say about it!

To be continued!

Well, no cute comments for this one, sorry =_=