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The 'Come Home With Me' Companion

By: MsKeller
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
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Dance Dance!

This has actually be sitting on my laptop for a while and I just finally decided to post it. Warning: this one hasn't been beta'd. This is the only "song fic" I will ever do.

Song: Macho Man by The Village People

Inspired by http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34639144/ Naruto Flash 3 by hellpoemer



Body...wanna feel my body?
Body... (baby) such a thrill my body

A pair of feet clad in green socks slid across the polished wood floors.

Body... wanna touch my body?
Body... (baby) it's too much my body

Long pale fingers slid over a washboard stomach as the man twisted and shook his ass.

Body, check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.

Bringing his hands up, the man hooked his fingers together behind his head and started to thrust his hips as he slid across the floor some more

talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Twirling, the man jumped and landed gracefully before flexing his biceps and kissing the taught skin there.

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand

Suddenly the man jogged into his living room and jumped onto the back of the couch. Balancing perfectly like a cat on a perch.

Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow

The man wiggled his ass before jumping off the couch and onto the floor; the bright rug softened his landing.

You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

With every ‘Hey!’ the man thrust his hips again.

Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man (I've got to be a)
Macho, macho man, yeah

As he continued to dance around the living room, the man scooped up the remote to the TV and started using it like a microphone. His deep voice sang along with the words of the song.

I've got to be a macho! Ow....
Macho, macho man, yeah
I've got to be, a macho man

He abandoned the remote but continued to sing along with what had to be his most favorite song.

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!
Body, its so hot, my body,

The man ran his hands over his toned chest as he shook his ass one more time.

Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,

Twirling again, the man came to a stop, his dark eyes locking on the equally dark eyes of his neighbor.

Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,

The box in the neighbor’s hands told the man that the newcomer had come in with something to give his wife.

Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,

And by the look on the man’s face he had not been prepared in the least to find his neighbor dancing around his house in nothing but a pair of green briefs.

Body, it's so good, my body
You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk

“Hello, Sasuke!” The man yelled to his shocked neighbor.

his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king

“Lee.” Sasuke said weakly.

call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man

“I’ll just leave these here.” Sasuke said before slowly making his way out of the house after setting his box down just inside the front door.


Much later that night, Naruto was worried when his boyfriend, Sasuke, kept having nightmares. The dark haired man would bury his frightened face into Naruto’s chest and murmur things about the horrors of macho men.



He likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man (I've got to be a)
Macho, macho man, yeah
I've got to be a macho! All right
Macho, macho man, yeah, yeah
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All right
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