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Condition
Hello there everybody! I really have a very good excu... *cough, cough* reason why it took me so long to upload this. I just can't remember what it was... OK, now seriously- i had this chapter completed about a week after posting the third one but I had some problems so... Just enjoy it K'? It's quite short, but...
Also I wanted to thank you all for those great reviews I received! Thanks for reading! Hope you'll like this one too.
Chapter 4
"Condition"
'...' Naruto thoughts
/.../ Sasuke thoughts
+...+ Itachi thoughts
Sasuke was giving commands to the sailors who were loading the supplies. He was irritated to say at least. And it wasn't about his current job, not at all. To be honest he loved giving orders and having the power. The thing he was pissed off about was the bet.
The fucking bet! It was already two weeks since it started and he was nowhere near winning it! Naruto dashed out of the room whenever Sasuke walked in or kept ignoring him while listening to others. Even when he managed to corner the blond boy when he was alone it still lead nowhere since, miraculously, Itachi would appear almost instantly...
The young Uchiha thought that maybe this whole island expedition will help him to get close to the blond when the captain would be busy. But no! That bastard Itachi was like a hawk, eyes leaving Naruto only for a split of second and soon returning, to check out what the boy was doing. Oh, and he told Sasuke to stay near the boats, to manage the loading... Do I really need to tell you that the boats and Naruto were on opposite sides of the beach where they went ashore? Yeah, everybody could figure that one out...
His trail of thoughts was suddenly stopped when he heard his brother scream something to Naruto. Sasuke thought it was kind of off, as Itachi never really yelled. His whisper was always enough to immediately make everybody pay attention.
/That Dobe must have tried really hard to made the bastard that mad./ The teen thought turning his head in direction, he knew, Itachi was standing. Well, he wasn't really expecting anything normal, since Itachi wouldn't be so pissed off and thrown out of balance by something trivial, but...hmm.. Let's say he really wasn't expecting THAT.
/Dobe... You're dead./
#.#
Itachi tried to calm down. He really did. But who could be calm when a fucking TIGER was about twenty meters away from his prey. Yes, Naruto was his prey, and anybody who thought otherwise was, to put it plainly and simple, stupid. He didn't waste the last two weeks to prepare a meal for some freaking beast!
Composing himself, Itachi slowed down a little when the animal growled angrily at his fast movements. His hand reached towards the blade he had with him. When his fingers brushed against the handle, he grabbed it tightly and drawed the sword.
+Lets see whose going to win this one.+ OK... Itachi is a competitive bastard... but we all love him, right? XD
#.#
Naruto who was the main, if not the only, reason for this situation was currently thinking, trying to find a solution. What kind of solution? Well that kind which secured his life and health. The rest (Itachis and Sasukes mental-health, their safety, world peace, aliens attack, and so on, and so forth...) were just some details, and who cares about details? Surely not Naruto.
It seamed that the tiger-mama didn't liked to be ignored for long, since another loud roar came. The animals tail was slashing the air angrily as it approached the blond, who was still cradling the tiger cub in his arms.
Naruto slowly backed away, trying to get as close to Uchiha as it was possible. He turned his head slightly to search for some clues on how to behave from the raven-haired man, but stopped dead in his tracks. The expression on Itachi’s face... wasn't nice. It kind of told him that slow and painful death was a real possibility for him... very slow...and very painful.
'...this is supposed to be a part where a prince on a white horse rescues me... and the prince is now glaring at me, trying to burn holes in my skull... Fucking, great!'
Because, Naruto, this is not a fairytale. This is a fan-fiction.
#.#
Sasuke was having a dilemma. Should he:
a.) Help Itachi rescue the blond, and after all this ends, earn a bit of respect from his brother?
b.) Stay still and pray for the tiger to win, and then be the captain of the ship, lead a easy life without his bastard of a brother or the annoying blond?
Really hard choice, ne?
As most of you, I'm sure, have guessed, Sasuke preferred the second option. Well, but he was hesitating. Why? Because it's Itachi we're talking about. The teen had a feeling that his aniki wasn't the one who will end as a meal in this fight. No, if he knew anything about his brother, he was sure that for the next few days, they were going to have tiger meat for the dinner on the ship.
Sighing, he moved forward to help.
#.#
Itachi felt someone approaching and for a moment he was angry. He signaled to the crew that they should all stay where they were. Then, however he was quite surprised and mildly amused when he realized it was his otouto.
+At least he's not a coward.+ Uchiha thought still inching forward towards Naruto (and the tiger), Sasuke right behind.
Both brothers were quiet, not wanting to provoke the beast. Itachi made only few signals with his hand and Sasuke immediately knew what his brother wanted him to do. The older Uchiha was going to attack the tiger, and the younger one was supposed to grab the blond and drag him aside. It was a good plan.
Except that not all plans works out. Especially when you include Naruto as a part of a one.
#.#
'Calm down Naruto, Itachi’s going to help you.' The boy tried to reassure himself. 'He's not a heartless bastard whose going to stay and watch a tiger eat you alive...surely... he'll... help... Who the fuck am I kidding!?' And the blond panicked. Very bad move, if I may add- the tiger attacked. The boy turned around and started to run fast. And when I say fast, I mean it.
Both Uchiha had only enough time to see something whizz past them followed closely by a very angry tiger. And unfortunately for poor Naruto, it was too close. With a final triumphant roar it jumped into the air, intending to land on top of the blond and rip his throat out. But Naruto tripped.
He felt on the sand and the tiger flew above him. It landed gracefully and turned around to attack one more time but it didn't have a chance.
One of many knives Itachi owned cut the air swiftly and sunk deeply into animals skull. Uchiha knew it was still not enough, because the beast still could attack, not knowing yet that it was dead. So without hesitation he ran towards the tiger and cut its head off, barely avoiding the long claws that could cut him into ribbons.
Man turned around, and saw Sasuke kneeling by the blonds side and helping him up. When the boy was standing Itachi spoke:
"Naruto..."
Teen shivered and slowly turned around only to see two crimson orbs locked on his cerulean ones. Sasuke stepped aside, not wanting to get caught in the hell he was sure his aniki had prepared for Naruto.
...and he was right.
#.#
When everything was packed and all men were ready to return to the ship, Naruto started to scream.
"I told you, Itachi-san, that I can't leave it alone! It'll die!" Said boy yelled holding the baby-tiger close to his chest. "It's too small to survive on its own! Some big animal will come and eat it!" Big blue eyes looked pleadingly into red ones, round face (with one swollen cheek) forming a sweet pout.
Sasuke who was standing nearby only smirked.
/There's no way that the Bastard going to allow you take that beast on-board./
"And I care because...?" Itachi was standing before the blond, arms crossed. As you can see, he wasn't the happiest man in the world. No, he was rather in the last ten in the ranking of the happiest people, and that tells you something.
"Because it's not fair! I'm the reason it's mother is dead! I have to take care of him... he's an orphan..." Cerulean eyes started to fill with tears, lips trembling. "Itachi-san please, I beg you, let me keep him... I'll do anything... just please..."
+...anything?...+ That word definitely caught his attention.
An evil grin spread on captains face, as devious thoughts crossed his mind.
"OK, Naruto. I think we can make a compromise on this one..."
Oh, Naru-chan, I think you once again got into trouble...
A/N
OK, that's all for ch4. Oh, and try guessing what condition Itachi's going to make X3... The first person who gets it right can... lets see... choose one character from 'Naruto' that's going to be added in the next chapters!
So... review and tell me if you liked it!
Also I wanted to thank you all for those great reviews I received! Thanks for reading! Hope you'll like this one too.
Chapter 4
"Condition"
'...' Naruto thoughts
/.../ Sasuke thoughts
+...+ Itachi thoughts
Sasuke was giving commands to the sailors who were loading the supplies. He was irritated to say at least. And it wasn't about his current job, not at all. To be honest he loved giving orders and having the power. The thing he was pissed off about was the bet.
The fucking bet! It was already two weeks since it started and he was nowhere near winning it! Naruto dashed out of the room whenever Sasuke walked in or kept ignoring him while listening to others. Even when he managed to corner the blond boy when he was alone it still lead nowhere since, miraculously, Itachi would appear almost instantly...
The young Uchiha thought that maybe this whole island expedition will help him to get close to the blond when the captain would be busy. But no! That bastard Itachi was like a hawk, eyes leaving Naruto only for a split of second and soon returning, to check out what the boy was doing. Oh, and he told Sasuke to stay near the boats, to manage the loading... Do I really need to tell you that the boats and Naruto were on opposite sides of the beach where they went ashore? Yeah, everybody could figure that one out...
His trail of thoughts was suddenly stopped when he heard his brother scream something to Naruto. Sasuke thought it was kind of off, as Itachi never really yelled. His whisper was always enough to immediately make everybody pay attention.
/That Dobe must have tried really hard to made the bastard that mad./ The teen thought turning his head in direction, he knew, Itachi was standing. Well, he wasn't really expecting anything normal, since Itachi wouldn't be so pissed off and thrown out of balance by something trivial, but...hmm.. Let's say he really wasn't expecting THAT.
/Dobe... You're dead./
#.#
Itachi tried to calm down. He really did. But who could be calm when a fucking TIGER was about twenty meters away from his prey. Yes, Naruto was his prey, and anybody who thought otherwise was, to put it plainly and simple, stupid. He didn't waste the last two weeks to prepare a meal for some freaking beast!
Composing himself, Itachi slowed down a little when the animal growled angrily at his fast movements. His hand reached towards the blade he had with him. When his fingers brushed against the handle, he grabbed it tightly and drawed the sword.
+Lets see whose going to win this one.+ OK... Itachi is a competitive bastard... but we all love him, right? XD
#.#
Naruto who was the main, if not the only, reason for this situation was currently thinking, trying to find a solution. What kind of solution? Well that kind which secured his life and health. The rest (Itachis and Sasukes mental-health, their safety, world peace, aliens attack, and so on, and so forth...) were just some details, and who cares about details? Surely not Naruto.
It seamed that the tiger-mama didn't liked to be ignored for long, since another loud roar came. The animals tail was slashing the air angrily as it approached the blond, who was still cradling the tiger cub in his arms.
Naruto slowly backed away, trying to get as close to Uchiha as it was possible. He turned his head slightly to search for some clues on how to behave from the raven-haired man, but stopped dead in his tracks. The expression on Itachi’s face... wasn't nice. It kind of told him that slow and painful death was a real possibility for him... very slow...and very painful.
'...this is supposed to be a part where a prince on a white horse rescues me... and the prince is now glaring at me, trying to burn holes in my skull... Fucking, great!'
Because, Naruto, this is not a fairytale. This is a fan-fiction.
#.#
Sasuke was having a dilemma. Should he:
a.) Help Itachi rescue the blond, and after all this ends, earn a bit of respect from his brother?
b.) Stay still and pray for the tiger to win, and then be the captain of the ship, lead a easy life without his bastard of a brother or the annoying blond?
Really hard choice, ne?
As most of you, I'm sure, have guessed, Sasuke preferred the second option. Well, but he was hesitating. Why? Because it's Itachi we're talking about. The teen had a feeling that his aniki wasn't the one who will end as a meal in this fight. No, if he knew anything about his brother, he was sure that for the next few days, they were going to have tiger meat for the dinner on the ship.
Sighing, he moved forward to help.
#.#
Itachi felt someone approaching and for a moment he was angry. He signaled to the crew that they should all stay where they were. Then, however he was quite surprised and mildly amused when he realized it was his otouto.
+At least he's not a coward.+ Uchiha thought still inching forward towards Naruto (and the tiger), Sasuke right behind.
Both brothers were quiet, not wanting to provoke the beast. Itachi made only few signals with his hand and Sasuke immediately knew what his brother wanted him to do. The older Uchiha was going to attack the tiger, and the younger one was supposed to grab the blond and drag him aside. It was a good plan.
Except that not all plans works out. Especially when you include Naruto as a part of a one.
#.#
'Calm down Naruto, Itachi’s going to help you.' The boy tried to reassure himself. 'He's not a heartless bastard whose going to stay and watch a tiger eat you alive...surely... he'll... help... Who the fuck am I kidding!?' And the blond panicked. Very bad move, if I may add- the tiger attacked. The boy turned around and started to run fast. And when I say fast, I mean it.
Both Uchiha had only enough time to see something whizz past them followed closely by a very angry tiger. And unfortunately for poor Naruto, it was too close. With a final triumphant roar it jumped into the air, intending to land on top of the blond and rip his throat out. But Naruto tripped.
He felt on the sand and the tiger flew above him. It landed gracefully and turned around to attack one more time but it didn't have a chance.
One of many knives Itachi owned cut the air swiftly and sunk deeply into animals skull. Uchiha knew it was still not enough, because the beast still could attack, not knowing yet that it was dead. So without hesitation he ran towards the tiger and cut its head off, barely avoiding the long claws that could cut him into ribbons.
Man turned around, and saw Sasuke kneeling by the blonds side and helping him up. When the boy was standing Itachi spoke:
"Naruto..."
Teen shivered and slowly turned around only to see two crimson orbs locked on his cerulean ones. Sasuke stepped aside, not wanting to get caught in the hell he was sure his aniki had prepared for Naruto.
...and he was right.
#.#
When everything was packed and all men were ready to return to the ship, Naruto started to scream.
"I told you, Itachi-san, that I can't leave it alone! It'll die!" Said boy yelled holding the baby-tiger close to his chest. "It's too small to survive on its own! Some big animal will come and eat it!" Big blue eyes looked pleadingly into red ones, round face (with one swollen cheek) forming a sweet pout.
Sasuke who was standing nearby only smirked.
/There's no way that the Bastard going to allow you take that beast on-board./
"And I care because...?" Itachi was standing before the blond, arms crossed. As you can see, he wasn't the happiest man in the world. No, he was rather in the last ten in the ranking of the happiest people, and that tells you something.
"Because it's not fair! I'm the reason it's mother is dead! I have to take care of him... he's an orphan..." Cerulean eyes started to fill with tears, lips trembling. "Itachi-san please, I beg you, let me keep him... I'll do anything... just please..."
+...anything?...+ That word definitely caught his attention.
An evil grin spread on captains face, as devious thoughts crossed his mind.
"OK, Naruto. I think we can make a compromise on this one..."
Oh, Naru-chan, I think you once again got into trouble...
A/N
OK, that's all for ch4. Oh, and try guessing what condition Itachi's going to make X3... The first person who gets it right can... lets see... choose one character from 'Naruto' that's going to be added in the next chapters!
So... review and tell me if you liked it!