Troublesome holidays

Troublesome Holidays

By Sabaku-lotus


After the "vision" Shikamaru had, his week was turmoiled with dreams and thoughts of the bowel cut teen.

First they were mild, but progressed into more wild perverted illusions that would make Anko and Kakashi even blush. The genius was walking through the winter wonderland of Konoha, trying to get thoughts of the previous morning dream.

He was in a school, a washroom stall to be precise; bent over doggy style on the wall was Lee, in nothing but a school girl's fuku. He recalled pulling the man's hair as he banged him from behind; silent pants coming from red puffy lips...

'Dammit.' He winced and rubbed his head; he never had dreams this intense before. The last time he had an uncontrollable hormonal drive was when he just hit puberty. Shika felt hot, even in this weather and he moaned as he heard his name voiced. 'Please don't be Lee...'

"Oi Shikamaru!" A blond poof appeared in his eyesight.

"What is it Naruto?"

"We are having a new year's party; everyone is going to be there dattebayo!"

"Party?" Oh yes, it was new year's eve; Shikamaru was so caught up in duties, missions, and sexual dreams that he forgot the personal lazy day of the year.

"Are you gunna come?"

"Sure, as long as you or Neji don't get drunk."

The blond rolled his eyes; he waved as the man continued down the path again.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" A smooth voice along with a warm body made Naruto shiver but he smirked.

"Of course Neji." He snuggled into his lover's embrase. "I want Shikamaru to be happy; helping both of my friends is just a bonus."

"Lee is going to be grateful and upset at you." Neji rubbed his nose into blond spikey locks and sighed; He had some idea what Lee was going through, and hoped that love and sex would help the frustrated teen.

"Eh, he'll get over it; I just hope Shika doesn't screw this over." Naruto craned his body and touched Neji's cheek. "Where's Hina-chan?"

"Training with Uncle; I think he suspects something." The blond shrugged. "You do know what will happen when he finds out..."

"Yeah but he might be happy if he checks my background." Not only did Naruto train with many elite ninja, but he was also the outcasted and misfit son of the Fourth, with the fox spirit to boot. "So the hell with him til the marriage!"

Neji shook his head. 'Why do I deal with him?' Something interesting brushed his groin and he moaned. 'Ooooooh, that's why.'

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"So Shikamaru, you enjoy us together?"

The genius rolled his eyes. "I-no, I do not find the idea of boning both of you, "fun."" He had more dignity than that; he wasn't so horny as to have sex with his teammate and her now lover.

I-no giggled; they were at the Konoha new year's party; it was hosted at Kiba's house, with some surprise.

The lazy nin actually dressed up for the occasion, motivated by his father. He had on a dark blue silk male kimono robe, with a stitched lined tie covered with black tea leaves; The hue was so dim that it could be mistake for black.

Sakura punched her lover's arm. "I-no pig! You've been having dreams of Shika and me again?"

"Yeah...sort of; I mean it is a turn on to sleep with your own teammates!"

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at the chatty women, who seem to put him in the conversation even though he was through with talking. Both girls had on matching purple and pink kimono; Sakura with various flowers and I-no with pigs.

"Uh...I am leaving now." He tried to get away, but Sakura squeeked and pulled him back in the insanity.

"Come on Shika! Don't tell me that you wouldn't think about Chouji!" She wiggled her eyebrows appropiatly.

The other man groaned. "Hell no; now let me go."

"Really Shikamaru! What about Temari?" I-no had a big grin on her face.

Shika groaned. "What about her? We are only friends." He didn't say that he had thought about her, and considered it too troublesome to go after. The relationship would either work or clash painfully.

"Only friends..." The blond pouted; dissapointed, but Sakura whispered something suddenly. The Nana's teammate glanced at her lover, then Shika, then at her lover again.

"So you don't have anyone in mind?"

"Um...no."

"You're lieing! TELL US!" Both girls were on him like the juicest gossip.

'Fucking women!' He wormed out of their grip and walked off; having his fill of crazy girls for the day.

I-no smirked and Sakura smiled softly. "You think Naruto's plan is going to work I-no pig?"

"Yeah; Shikamaru needs to do something active and I think it's sorta cute...."

"But fuzzy brows and that lazy bastard?" The taste of that couple was still new on Sakura's tongue.


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Shikamaru sighed and sat on the couch; he was invaded by drunks, idiots, women, and dumbasses before he made it here.

Most of the students were dancing with their respective partners or crushes; Naruto took the floor now, grinding with a much embrassed Hinata and a bored looking Neji.

The lazy nin put a hand to his face, until a drink was in his sight. "Punch? It's not poisioned or spiked."

"Kakashi." The one eyed man waved and grinned behind the mask.

"Having fun?"

"I guess so." It wasn't bad besides the usual; he still inspected the liquid before sipping it.

"I'm impressed that Naruto got the sand siblings and other village people here."

Shikamaru almost spat out his drink; Temari was here?

The white haired man noticed and grinned wider. "Don't worry, she's talking with Kiba; looks like she is flirting almost."

The lazy nin felt dissapointment and relief at the same time; she wasn't interested in him at all.

"Ah Iruka, Lee." Both men looked up at the new presence; Kakashi got up to wrap an arm around the teacher, who squeaked.

Lee coughed and laughed as Iruka kissed his now boyfriend. "Good luck with Gai-sensei!"

"Uh yeah!" Kakashi smirked; good luck indeed.

'The hell was that?' Shikamaru watched as his object of his lust sat down next to him. He had on a jade green kimono, with dragons and beasts embrolled all over it; the slash seemed to glow in some type of mesmorizing tone. The young teen also noticed that Lee's hair was out of his bowel cut; looking similar to his vision's "Lee."

"Your hair..." He breathed it out before he could catch himself.

Lee blushed. "Gai-sensei did it for me."

"It's...wow."

The older teen flushed darker. "Thank you."

They sat in silence, both of them a loss for words. Shikamaru just couldn't meet the green beast's eyes; instead he focused on the residents of the room. There was most of the chuunin and jounins here, even the Hokage. From the looks of things, they were either talking about vulgar or war stories, playing, "interesting" games, or relaxing.

His vision stuck on the sight of Kakashi and Iruka, both corning Gai. The loud man seemed panicked, as Kakashi had an arm around his "rival." Iruka ran a hand on Gai's chest and Shikamaru just had to glance away.

'Damn; is everyone sleeping with everyone but me?' Shika sucked in a breath. "Lee...I....um..."

"This is not a bad party; it is actually amusing."

Thank Kami for Lee being a good talker. "Yeah, seeing Tenten drunk is priceless; has she always been like this?"

The taijitsu-master sweatdropped. "Unfortunatly yes. It is funny to see my teammates intoxicated, since they are less restricted and open."

'Open is putting it mildly.' He twisted his head around to see most of the guys hollering; Tenten was dancing on a table doing a striptease.

"So about the other day...."

'Ulp.' "Yes?"

Lee's eyes shone and he took Shikamaru's hands into his own. The ponytailed man stared at their clasped hands and waited for the worse.

"I thank you for what you have done! I deeply apologize for how I acted before; how may I make it up to you?"

'Well you could go down on me and...' "It's nothing; I just couldn't ignore your pain."

"Ah but I unyouthfully hugged you! The personal space between us was beyond the limits..." The green wearing teen was going into one of his ranting talks again.

'It's nothing really! I don't mind hugging you at all." Shikamaru moved his hands and put them up in mock surrender.

"Oh..." Lee cocked his head; he stared, dark eyes meeting dark. The younger teen swallowed hard and licked his lips.

Wide eyed, fuzzy browed, and shorten hair; Lee wasn't the most modeling to many ladies at first glance, but his charm and personality made him a wonderful person in any situation. 'And those eyebrows are sort of cute...'

'What am I saying? He's a dude, Rock Lee to be exact, and...'

Shikamaru told part of his mind to shut up and followed his penis as well as his heart; he kissed the green beast on the lips.

The older teen gasped and the genius took the opprotunity to explore his mouth; it was nothing that he imaged. Lee had a tangy taste from the punch as well as something that made warmth develop in his body.

He swept everywhere in the wet cavern that was to his disposal; up from the roof of the mouth down near the edge of his tongue. Shika wanted to remember his first kiss with the hot-blooded man; fingers twitched and he grabbed onto fabric to deepen it. He could feel the older teen respond to him and he groaned.

Lips parted and Shikamaru snorted in frustration. "W...Wait. Not here."

"Mmm..." He opened his eyes and tried to get the clock working again; the kiss left him breathless and more turned on than ever before. The lazy man tried to focus, but felt like he was under a jitsu. "Why not?"

Lee touched his lips but stared around and pointed; Shikamaru slowly followed the digit and stared at the leering eyes of half of the jounins. The ones who were paying the most attention were the threesome of Iruka, Kakashi, and Gai.

"Come on; I heard they were having fireworks at midnight." Lee smiled and pulled the lazy teen to his feet, who numbly complied.

"Gai."

"Yes my youthful rival?"

Kakashi draped over Iruka; both men were grinning evily. "You owe us one."

Gai gluped and tried to get out; two men were chasing after a green blur, cries and tables going throughout the party.

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"Is it not better out here?"

Shika grunted a reply; he wanted to be nice, but his brain wasn't at the right place. They stood on the balcony, staring over the Leaf Village.

Lee shook his head and leaned over the rail; his hair ruffled slightly from the cool breeze and he shivered.

"Ah Shikamaru-kun...you do not..." But the teen didn't listen and he huddled next to him, giving Lee his warmth.

The shadow user sighed. "Sorry about kissing you, it's just that ever since I hugged you I been having weird thoughts; kissing, loving, sex, family, everything involving you with me."

"Hm." The green beast blushed and couldn't reach Shika's eyes, but he still hugged close by him.

"I...I don't know why I feel this way, and I honesty don't feel it's appropate, with....her and all." He sighed again. "But I want....I want to be with you like....geeze this is hard to say."

"I know, you do not have to say no more." Lee smiled and met the younger teen's gaze. "You want me to be your boyfriend?"

"Y...Yeah." Shikamaru let out a breath he didn't know he was holding.

"That is fine with me." The taijitsu-master nodded. "I shall now protect you with all my strength! If I do not, then I shall kiss you over one hundred ways by the next sun rise!"

The Nana sweatdropped and coughed. "Really I don't need all that."

"But I must! I cannot allow you to be harmed now that we are together!"

Shikamaru shook his head. "Fine fine, just...watch the fireworks with me; it's almost midnight." He stared at the watch on his arm.

Lee snuggled into the younger man; resolution temporally settled. They stared into the midnight sky, littered with dots of light and colors of midnight. Then a big bang happened and flashes of wonderful color painted the canvas now; swirling and mixing together before fading in the purple.

"Happy new year Lee." Shikamaru still couldn't believe Lee accepted his proposal like that; he decided to ask him about it later and instead cuddle into the man over the ledge.

"Happy new year Shikamaru-kun." Cold lips touched his cheek and he smiled; feelings sated.