Akatsuki Maddness

Yet another lot of Akatsuki Maddness, this time we have a little bit of.....well everything I guess. Oh, before I forget there might be some spoilers that haven't read on from after Sasori's death, nothing huge just bitching about a couple of key characters. Anyway enjoy. =^.^=

Tobi: ^^
Zetsu: Meh x3 *ish snuggled*
Kakuzu: HAHA!
*more blood and guts and stuff*
Itachi: Oh Kisame-san I had the strangest dream... we were all in the middle of no where and Hoshiko and Kitsune flashed and stuff. It was weird TT__TT
Hoshiko: *eyebrow raise* Don't pretend you don't love it Sasori-sama. *sits up on him*

Hidan: MWAHAHAHAHA!!
*more slicing, dicing and.....well you know the rest*
Kitsune: Puuurrr X3
Kisame: *nervous laugh* Hehe.....Yeeaah, well I hate to be the one to tell you Itachi-kun. I really hate to be the one. But you see it's like this, we are in the middle of nowhere and Hoshiko and Kistune did flash you and stuff.....actually Kitsune flashed us and Hoshiko let us grope her, but you get the idea.
Sasori: No I don't, I love murder mayhem and my puppets.
Deidara: *coughs loudly*
Sasori: Oh alright. And Deidara-chan. *crosses arms over chest*
Deidara: X3 *chee*

Kakuzu: Muaha- wait... they're all gone TT___TT that was my last bunch!
Zetsu: I like Kitsune-chan ^^
Itachi: *twitch* *twitch*
Hoshiko: I'm offended Sasori-sama, really I am. And I was thinking of doing something nice for you but if that's the way you want to play. *gets up and sits somewhere else in a huff*
Tobi: Err, Dei-senpai... why is the birdy flying in to that big building?

Hidan: ...........*looks around* Aw crap. Now what are we going to do?
Kitsune: ^^ I like Zetsu-kun.
Kisame: Uh Itachi? Could you give me a warning if you're about to blow up or something? *backing away slowly*
Deidara: A building un? *looks up* OHMYKAMIUN!! Turn damnit un. Turn you stupid bird un..........Crap un. *grabs Tobi and jumps*
Sasori: Do something nice? Wait! *jumps onto Hoshiko* I was only joking Hoshiko-hime.........*sigh* I love you too.

Kakuzu: Don't you have any fan girls anywhere? Oi, we could ask Itachi-san for his.
Zetsu: Purrr :3 Wait... did I just pur?
Itachi: I need my therapist!
Tobi: ;o; *starts flapping arms* Fly Tobi! Fly!!!!
Hoshiko: *smirk* You don't actually love me, you just want your something nice. I can see straight through you Sasori-sama.

Hidan: No I already killed all mine off out of bordom a couple of days ago, remember that mess in the hall? *raises hand* I did that. Now where is Itachi-san?
Kitsune: *squee!* Zetsu-kun so kawaii ^^
Kisame: Okay Itachi luckily I have them on speed dial. *looks at phone, bows head* There is no god. The battery is dead, Itachi-kun have you been playing games on my phone again?
Deidara: UUUUNNNN!! ><
Sasori: Um.........You don't mean literally do you? *looks down at self* Please don't be literally.

Kakuzu: I knew it! Oi Itachi!
Zetsu: ^^
Itachi: No... >_>
Kakuzu: Itachi, can we kill your Fan Girls?
Itachi: Sure thing. *tosses keys*
Kakuzu: Arigato ^^
Tobi: Dei-senpai! It's not working! *flaps harder*
Hoshiko: Baka! *flicks forehead* Of course not.

Hidan: *evil grin* Excellent. To Itachi-kun's fangirls!
Kistune: ^^ *Smooch!* [it had to be done eventually]
Kisame: You lie, I had this fully charged before we left so how else could it have gotten flat so quickly?
Deidara: This is gonna hurt un! Help us someone un! *holding onto Tobi's waist* HELP UUNN!!
Sasori: Phew. I thought I was dead again, that would have sucked.....*points* Um Hoshiko-chan? Is that Deidara-chan and that Tobi guy falling? *squints* Is Tobi trying to fly? 0o

Kakuzu: To the Akatsuki mobile! *hops in and rides off to Itachi's Fan Girls*
Zetsu: *blush* K-Kitsune-chan!
Itachi: I dunno... >__>
Tobi: IT'S NOT WORKING! *flaps even harder* Deidara-senpai!!!
Hoshiko: *still in a huff* What? *looks up* Holy crap!

Hidan: *on the back of the Akatsuki mobile* Why do I have to ride gunshot?
Kitsune: X3 You love it big boy. *snoggles* ^^
Kisame: Because you played games on it! *silence* You do know that means I have to ask Hoshiko-chan for hers so we can call your therapist?
Deidara: TT__TT UUNN!!
Sasori: .............I think......moving would be wise ne? *dives out of the way as Tobi and Dei land on top of Hoshiko.*
Deidara: Owwchi.......*landed on top of pileup*

Kakuzu: I don't know do I?
Zetsu: Aww!
Itachi: ... Good luck with that...
Tobi: AHHH! *lands on Deidara and Hoshiko*
Hoshiko: Gack! *is knocked unconscious*
Tobi: H-haha... Hoshiko are you alright? Hoshiko? Is she breathing? *listens* Guys… Hoshiko’s not breathing!

Hidan: Yes you do, it's because you're driving. Are we there yet? *ish already bored*
Kistune: See, love it.
Kisame: *looks at pileup* What did you guys do?!
Deidara: Stupid bird un. Didn't turn un.
Sasori: I believe what DeiDei is trying to say is that his bird took a header into a building so they had to bail out. Hoshiko-chan isn't breathing by the way.
Deidara: Nani un??!! NOOOO un!! Breath, breath, breath un!!
Kisame: Crap someone do CPR!!

Kakuzu: Yeah. *stops car* MORE KILLING!!
Zetsu: Ano... I think Hoshiko-san's not breathing...
Itachi: Oh jeez.
Tobi: NOO HOSHIKO-CHAN DON'T DIE! *cries a lot*
Hoshiko: *still isn't breathing*

Hidan: HAI!! *dives into pile of fangirls* MWAHAHAHA!!
Kistune: Eh? Hoshiko-chan? *looks up* AAAHHH!! HOSHIKO-CHAN!! DON'T DIE!! *prys self from Zetsu and runs over quickly doing up cloak in process.* Don't any of you guys know CPR?
Kisame: *running around in a panic*
Deidara: CPR un? Why does that sound so familiar un?
Sasori: I hate to tell you Kitsune-chan but we kill people if you haven't noticed, we've never needed to use CPR it kinda defeats the purpose otherwise.
Kitsune: ............Smartass. Fine I'll do it then if none of you bastards will.

Kakuzu: HEEAAHHH!!! *joins*
*Blood and guts and yada yada*
Itachi: She's not gonna die is she? Quick someone give her the kiss off life! I VOTE KITSUNE! /perv
Tobi: I think Sasori-senpai shou-
Zetsu: *slaps hands over Tobi's mouth* We vote Kitsune!
Hoshiko: *still not breathing*

Hidan: *blood, killing, gore* The other's have no idea what they're missing!
Deidara: TT__TT Don't die Hoshiko-chan. Who'll walk Tobi for me?
Kisame: *running in panic still*
Sasori: Yes seeing no one else here knows CPR.....*shifty eyes*....It should be Kitsune to do it.
Kitsune: You guys are all perverts. *sigh* But I can let a friend die, not like this at least. *starts mouth to mouth*

Kakuzu: I bet they're all bored! *more killing*
Itachi: *nosebleed*
Zetsu: *nosebleed*
Tobi: I think my nose is bleeding. WHY IS IT BLEEDING?!
Hoshiko: *awake and alive* OHMYGOD SASORI I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHAT HAPPENED? *stare* Why is everyone's nose bleeding?

Hidan: Hai, they're missing out so badly! Get back here you! *cuts down fangirl*
Kistune: Hoshiko-chan! You're alive! *huggles*
Kisame: *nosebleed*
Deidara: *blush*
Sasori: *nosebleed* Drat vas so hot.
Kistune: Well not all of them. *points at Deidara.*
Deidara: *blush goes deeper*

Kakuzu: Hahaha!
Itachi: *hands everyone tissues*
Zetsu: Arigato *sticks tissue up nose*
Tobi: I feel all bubbley ^^
Hoshiko: *is huggled* Heh, what happened? All I remember is... Sasori-teme! *evil growl*

Hidan: MWAHAHAHA!!
Kisame: Arigato Itachi-kun. *holds nose*
Sasori: *tissues stuck up nose* What did I do? All I said is we should move, you didn't so you got squished.
Kitsune: X3 *still huggling*
Deidara: *wrapping arm around Tobi* No one has had the birds and bees talk with you, have they Tobi-kun un?

Kakuzu: muahahaha!
Itachi: You're welcome. We should make Hoshi stop breathing again some time.
Hoshiko: *glare*
Itachi: Maybe not...
Zetsu: Iie, I tried once but he didn't get it
Tobi: Birds and bees? I hate birds now TT__TT
Hoshiko: Well you could have helped me but no. I think I'm definatly going to leave the Akatsuki now.
Itachi: NO!
Zetsu: DOUBLE NO!
Tobi: YES! ... wait... NO!!!

Hidan: *stops for 2 minute rest* Okay I'm good! RWAAAR!!
Kitsune: But Hoshiko-chan that means we have to give up these groovy coats. *teary eyed* Where would we go then?
Deidara: Iie un! Don't leave un!
Sasori: Like I explained to Kistune-chan, we don't do CPR we kill if we revived everyone we killed it defeats the purpose. *falls to knees* DON'T LEAVE US KUDASAI!!
Deidara: *sweatdrop* Okay un. Let's try explaining it to him again Zetsu-kun. *smiles* Tobi-kun, you see when Akatsuki boys reach a certain age in life they go through some changes.
Kisame: Iie! Iie! Iiiiiieee!

Kakuzu: I'm out. *sits on floor around dead bodies*
Itachi: Please don't leave Hoshiko-sama! We really need you here!
Hoshiko: *blush*
Zetsu: Wow, itachi really has his way with women... anyway... good luck Deidara-san. I don't think I can cope anymore.
Tobi: Changes? but I don't want to change! TT__TT
Hoshiko: *folds arms and pouts*

Hidan: *huffing and puffing* Okay........Itachi has a lot of fan girls but I think we put a big dent in their population. *sits down beside Kakuzu* That was fun.
Kisame: Hai we need you to stay with us.
Kitsune: Hn. I'm feeling a lot less love over here.....*grin* Oh Zetsu-kun! *flying tackle glomp*
Deidara: *hand to face* Ew...I just kissed myself. *pulls hand away* No Tobi, what I mean is you mature. For girls like Hoshiko and Kitsune they get bigger boobs.
Sasori: *still groveling*

Kakuzu: Hai.. let's go back now... after a rest.
Itachi: Please Hoshiko, please stay.
Hoshiko: Itachi-sama... I-I...
Zetsu: AHH! *is glomped*
Tobi: Boobs? Those lumpy thingies on Kitsune's chest?
Hoshiko: I've lost all respect for you Sasori-sama... *sniff*

Hidan: Yeah a rest. *zonks out on Kakuzu's lap*
Kisame: Itachi will be so broken up if you leave, we all will. *looks over at Zetsu* Dude, those chicks are quicker then that green bean guy from Konohagakure. *refering to Lee*
Kitsune: X3 Got you again Zetsu-kun. *sitting on his shoulders*
Deidara: Hai, those lumpy things on Kitsune's chest are boobs un. For boys though it's different.
Sasori: Tch, screw it then. *walks over to Dei and Tobi instead*

Kakuzu: *falls asleep*
Itachi: Hahaha.
Zetsu: Heh ^^
Tobi: How come?
Hoshiko: TT___TT Sasori-sama...

Hidan: *snoring softly*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: X3
Deidara: Er.......well un. You see, boys don't have boobs like girl and they don't need big ones either un. Instead.........instead we have.....*whispers into Tobi's ear*
Sasori: Nani oonna?

Kakuzu: *snoring loudly*
Itachi: I wonder where Hidan and Kakuzu are, they just missed the best show ever.
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Is that that little annoying thingie that we pee out of?
Hoshiko: Gomenasi *cries*

Hidan: Zzzzzzz
Kisame: They're never gonna believe it when they hear it. Poor guys.
Kistune: *snuggle* Wuv your plantiness.
Deidara: *cough* Um.......yeah un. It's that, so do you understand what I'm trying to tell you un?
Sasori: *sweatdrop* Please don't cry, I hate it when women cry.

Kakuzu: *More zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Itachi: I wonder how they'll take it... *sweat drop*
Zetsu: aww, I feel loved ^^
Tobi: Yeah, when we grow up, we grow out ^^ So... how are babies made? and those little marks on Kitsune's and Hoshiko's necks when they come back from partying?
Hoshiko: *in mind* Oh god... hickies... *out of mind* Gomensai Sasori-sama *hugs* TT__TT

Hidan: *you guess it more zzzzzzzz*
Kisame: *laughing* They'll proberly go on strike or something.
Kitsune: Of corse you are Zetsu-kun. *in mind* Oh kami-sama Tobi was awake when we got back?
Deidara: More or less un. Babies un? *sweatdrop* Let's start with those marks first un. You see it was like before when Kisame was chewing on Kitsune's neck, only you're not ment to do it that much un. *in mind* Unless you're a deviant like Itachi and Sasori-danna un.
Sasori: *sigh hugs back* You're forgiven Hoshiko-hime.

Kakuzu: *shivers and more zzzz*
Itachi: Or they'll go on a mad rampage and kill us all... o_o maybe we shouldn't tell them...
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: Ano... the marks are where Kisame as biten them? *blinks confused*
Hoshiko: Gomensai Sasori-sama, if there is anything I can do... hey wait! Why am I apologizing?

Hidan: *chokes on fly* Zzzzzzz
Kisame: 0.0 Yeah, that might be a good idea Itachi-kun.
Kistune: *smooch*
Deidara: Iie un. My fault that, those marks are what happens when someone chews and kisses your neck but not like Kisame did Kitsune un. You don't draw blood. *in mind* Usually.
Sasori: *in mind* Crap I was hoping she wouldn't notice. *out loud* Because you were being a bitch. ^^

Kakuzu: *rolls over on to Hidan*
Itachi: Yeah...
Zetsu: *blush*
Tobi: Oh I see. Was it you then?
Hoshiko: *pout* well you were being a bastard ^^

Hidan: *hugs Kakuzu* Zzzzzz
Kisame: ..............So, where do you think they went? Seeing you were the last to talk to Kakuzu.
Kitsune: Che. ^^
Deidara: Me un? Nani un? No un.................Well maybe Kitsune-chan un.
Sasori: ^^ Well at least we agree on one thing.
Kitsune: Haha! He amitted it Hoshiko-chan! Deidara amitted it you own me fifty bucks.

Kakuzu: *dreaming of hugging bunnies* bunny...
Itachi:To kill my fan girls I think...
Zetsu: ^^
Hoshiko: DAMNIT! *gives money*
Tobi: Lucky... I mean...
Hoshiko: Yep! *punches Sasori*

Hidan: *drooling* Zzzzzz
Kisame: Really? You think they could get through all them?
Kitsune: See I don't know what people mean when they say you're bad. *snuggle*
Deidara: 0o Nani un? *grin* Oh I see un. Hehehe.
Kistune: Yay, got my fiddy back. *pockets money*
Sasori: *ish punched* Ooh.......So you want to play like that now?

Kakuzu: *Is now dreaming he is at sea*
Itachi: Meh...
Zetsu: I eat babies ^^
Tobi: What? No. Nothing.
Hoshiko: You bet I do. *growl*

Hidan: *is dreaming......well you really don't want to know what he's dreaming*
Kisame: Maybe your fangirls won, shouldn't we go see if they're alright?
Kitsune: 0.0 ...........That's great honey. ^^;;
Deidara: *grinning* Yeah right un. Anything you say Tobi-koi un. *giggle*
Sasori: *smirk* A woman after my own heart. *in mind* Unlike that other bitch. *out loud* Asskicking it is then. *punches Hoshiko*
Kitsune: Oh dear, I don't think Sasori realises Hoshiko is a black belt.

Kakuzu: zzz
Itachi: Maybe we should...
Zetsu: Puurrr
Tobi: I think they are both very pretty.
Hoshiko: That's rich, coming from a guy who got his ass handed to him by a girl and AN OLD LADY! *dodges punch and kicks Sasori in chest*

Hidan: *dog leg kick* Nenene........zzzzzzzzz
Kisame: *nods*
Kistune: Hoshiko-chan is a black belt in kick assery. ^^ *pats Zetsu* Wuv you my baby killer.
Deidara: Yeah they both have their certain charms about them un. Do you understand birds and bees now Tobi-kun?
Sasori: *cough* How DARE you mention that old hag!! *pauses* Oi, what happened to her anyway? *throws shuriken at Hoshiko* Seeing I was dead and all.

Kakuzu: Nyuuuuu *purs*
Itachi: Come on then *walks*
Zetsu: ^o^
Tobi: ... where do babies come from?
Hoshiko: *dodges Shuriken* She sacrafised her life in order to revive the Kazekage. The pink haired bitch is still alive. But not for long if I have anything to do with it. *punch*

Hidan: .......Hnn.....*snuggle*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Well you see, when a man and woman love.............screw it un. When two people decide they want to have babies they jump into bed un...*in mind* Or any other flatish surface un. *out loud* And have a little thing called sex un. Nine months later *mumbles* depending on species *louder* they have a baby un. See un?
Sasori: *dodges counters with kidney punch* Wait, you're telling me after all that the hag just up and kills herself for that Sand brat to live? *stops* HAHAHAHAHA!!

Kakuzu: Puuurrrr
Itachi: *whisper* Aww look, they're snuggling. *takes a picture*
Zetsu: I'm hungry...
Tobi: No... how do you have sex?
Hoshiko: Ow! *front flips over Sasori* Don't stop to laugh Sasori-sama *upwards kick*

Hidan: Zzzzzz..........eh? *blinks* Did someone use a camera? Zzzzzzzz *still half asleep*
Kisame: *snickering* You know they'll proberly kill us now.
Kitsune: 0.0 .............*looks around* Um......Looky a ramen stand. Wow this middle of nowhere has everything ne? ^^ *ish still sitting on Zetsu's shoulders*
Deidara: *evil grin* Hehehehe......*cough* Well you see it's like this un. *whispers graphically in Tobi's ear*
Sasori: ........Owwchi......Fine I'll laugh and attack then! *tail cable whips out*

Kakuzu: *half asleep* Shut up...
Itachi: *whispering* muahahahaa
Zetsu: Ramen! *runs over to Ramen stand and eats the owner* Yummy...
Tobi: *twitch* Is that what Sasori and Hoshiko did?
Hoshiko: *sweat drop*

Hidan: ............zzzzzzzzzz
Kisame: *laughing behind his hands*
Kitsune: *sitting on counter* Thank kami he remembered to put me down before he did that. ^^;;
Deidara: No, they're kicking each other's butt un. Your parents had sex to make you though un. *thinks* Maybe, unless you were made in a lab un.
Sasori: *tail whipping around* So you mentioned that pink haired bitch survived, what about that other puppeteer?

Kakuzu: Zzzz...
Itachi: *sniggering*
Zetsu: Nummies ^^
Tobi: No no no... not now. That time they both dissapeared and we didn't know where they were and I found them doing something similar to what you just said.
Hoshiko: TOBI! QUIET!
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Pinky saved him.

Hidan: *starts chewing on Kakuzu's hair* Zzzzzz
Kisame: *hyperventilating* Gasp! Gasp!
Kistune: Better now Zetsu-kun? *in mind* Thank goodness Kistune don't have a problem with blood. ^^
Deidara: Nani un?! *whimpers then bursts out in tears* SASORI-DANNA HOW COULD YOU??!! TT__TT
Sasori: ..........*snap* CAN'T ANYONE I KILL JUST STAY DEAD??!!

Kakuzu: Nani...? *slowly wakes up* NANI! ITACHI?! KISAME!? *pushes Hidan off of him*
Itachi: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zetsu: Hehe ^^
Tobi: Why is Dedara-senpai sad? He gave Kitsune a bite.
Hoshiko: That sounded wrong... oh so wrong... anyway... don't worry Sasori-sama, at least you killed the 3rd Kazekage.

Hidan: *sitting up* What the fu.........? ITACHI?! KISAME?! WHATHTHEHELL??!! ><
Kisame: *still gasping for breath*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Waah! Tobi-koi un! *hugs Tobi*
Sasori: Yeah but that's one out of how many? And not including the ones I've killed that you don't know about. V_V
Kistune: You know why Kankuro survived Sasori-danna? Because he's a kickass character and you're kinda crap at permantly killing anyone. No offense. =^.^=

Kakuzu: @__@
Itachi: BWAHAHAH!!!
Zetsu: Awwwww
Tobi: *huggles*
Hoshiko: There there Sasori-sama, you want a hug? *whispers* I think we made Deidara sad :/

Hidan: *standing* WHAT'S SO FUNNY YOU BASTARDS??!! ><
Kisame: HAHAHA!! *cough cough*
Kistune: *squee*
Deidara: *crying on Tobi's shoulder*
Sasori: *sweatdrop* You put it so elegantly Kit-chan. OH SHUT UP DEIDEI!!
Deidara: God to hell un!!
Sasori: *deadpanned* Ow I'm so hurt.
Deidara: I wish you stayed dead un!!
Sasori: *gasp* :0
Kistune: *claps hands together* Okay! Time to visit the therapists. ^^

Kakuzu: YEAH!?
Itachi: *shows them the picture* HAHAHAH!
Kakuzu: :0
Zetsu: I'm hungry... OOH! RAMEN! *eats*
Tobi: *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: O-KAY! *takes Sasori's hand* Come with me please Sasori-sama, we don't want another fight to break out.

Hidan: *jawdrop* .............................
Kisame: HAHAHAHAHA!! *crying with laughter*
Kistune: *sweatdrop* Err.....*pats Zetsu on the back* Okay hon, you hang around here and I'll be back soon. *hops off counter and grabs Dei* Come on you.
Deidara: TT__TT *still holding Tobi* .............
Sasori: *still in shock* He wished I was still dead..........*growl* WELL I WISH YOU WERE STILL MISSING YOUR ARM!!
Deidara: *cries harder* I HATE YOU!!
Kistune: *sweatdrop* Err.......maybe a little further away ne?

Kakuzu: I will never live this down...
Itachi: *gigglesnort*
Zetsu: Nummies ^^
Tobi: AHH! Let go Senpai!
Hoshiko: Shh *puts finger over mouth* Come on Sasori-sama. Please? *Cute puppy dog eyes*

Hidan: *pulling out scyth* Lets kill 'em.
Kisame: Haha.........Oh shit."
Kistune: *drags Dei and Tobi away* Be good or I'll feed you to Zetsu-kun.
Deidara: *sniffling* Tobi-kun doesn't love me either? V_V
Sasori: Tch, fine. *follows Hoshiko*