Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men

Chapter Warnings: Haku x Sasuke: analingus, anal

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Sasuke had nearly turned the entire island upside down looking for something, anything he could wear over the lower half of his body. He’d lost all hope of ever finding a pair of pants and was, instead, looking for something that could be utilized as a substitute.

He stormed out of the fourth hut he’d inspected and almost trampled Haku when he bumped into him. After taking a few minutes to cool his raging libido, the young boy had stalked the Uchiha so he could admire that fine ass of his from a distance.

“S-Sorry, Sasuke-kun,” he stammered and a deep blush stung his cheeks at the firm hold the Uchiha had made on his arms to prevent him from falling.

“Hn,” was his curt response before he, just as quickly, released him and made a beeline towards the next hut he’d targeted. Haku wanted to faint as he watched that taut behind disappear inside the house and he broke the hypnotic spell it had over him with a shake of his head.

By the time he got to the hut, Sasuke was already searching through the empty cupboards and drawers and he didn’t even notice when Haku came up beside him.

“Can I help, Sasuke-kun?” he asked almost sheepishly, forcing his eyes to remain above Sasuke’s shoulders.

The other boy sighed heavily before nodding, two people looking was sure to yield faster results and he’d better find something soon before the feeling of that thong riding up on him sent him postal.

Haku spotted the patterned sheet on the bed and would have suggested he just use it as a sari around his waist, and he wondered why the Uchiha, who was supposed to be such a genius, didn’t figure that out himself.

‘Maybe he just doesn’t want to wear something so effeminate,’ Haku mused. He wouldn’t have a problem wearing it and would have volunteered to use the sheet so Sasuke could have his beach shorts instead.

It would be the Samaritan thing to do and he was sure Sasuke would appreciate the kind gesture very much but covering up such a lovely behind like his would be a sin and he was sure that once Sasuke had it covered the only time it would ever be exposed again was in his privacy so he only had this one chance to enjoy it.

“Umm…Sasuke-kun, I think I have a solution to your problem.”

Sasuke had just finished exhausting his search of this cabin and he groaned inwardly when it yielded no fruit. “What?” he snapped angrily, then chastised himself for being so harsh with the person who was only trying to help.

“It’s quite simple really,” Haku started but then broke into a wide grin. “But, if I do this favor for you then you have to do a favor for me.”

He wanted to get down on his knees and scream ‘Anything!’ but Uchiha Sasuke never begged so instead he crossed his arms over his chest and scowled, giving the impression that he wasn’t in the mood to strike a deal, even if he was in no position to refuse. “What do you want me to do?” he asked slowly while drawing his eyes into thin slits.

“Well it’s not really something I want you to do for me; it’s more like something I want you to let me do to you,” and his blush deepened significantly even though he was flashing the other brunette a very coy glance. “I want you to let me play with your ass.”

Sasuke felt his body stiffen and his butt cheeks clenched reflexively. “What?” he finally asked after blinking several times, not sure he’d heard the other boy correctly.

“Well you see, it’s kind of embarrassing to admit it but I have this really weird ass fetish,” he confessed but broad smile on his face betrayed that he was even remotely ashamed about his anal fixation. “Yours is so tight and it’s got these adorable little dimples in it and it’s so incredibly sexy that I can’t help myself but want to play with it.”

Sasuke took an involuntary step backward more out of shock than out of disgust. He didn’t want anyone playing with his ass, but he didn’t want to continue walking around like this either and even if he did deny his bizarre request then he’d still wind up molesting him with his eyes so it was a lose / lose situation.

“F-fine,” he stammered uncomfortably. Letting Haku molest him this one time was better than enduring sexual harassment for the duration they were going to be on this island. “I’ll let you…play with my- just keep your end of the bargain,” he said quickly then turned to face the other way to hide the burning red tint on his face.

Haku clapped his hands excitedly and already a certain part of him was becoming excited as well. Sasuke hooked his thumbs in his briefs and for one second, contemplated changing his mind, but the waistband had already slipped over the flushed skin on his backside and it was already too late. He heard Haku’s strangled gasp, heard when he whispered ‘so sexy’ and when he yanked the material further down a semi-hard erection sprang forth.

‘Shit!’ he cursed himself as he felt that tingling within his stomach and a gentle tightening within his testicles. ‘Why am I getting hard?’

Haku didn’t wait for him to fully undress and he shoved the Uchiha towards the bed in his impatience. Sasuke stumbled over the briefs that were hooked around his ankles and he fell, face first against the mattress.

His long legs dangled over the edge of the bed and Haku pulled him by the waist until his knees touched the floor and he was bending over at a ninety-degree angle. Haku sighed and just admired the powder-white skin stretched taut over firm, yet gently rounded globes and Sasuke buried his red face into the mattress.

A soft hand caressed the underside of his thigh and slowly advanced upwards, his pale fingers ghosting against equally pale flesh. Saskue shivered at the erotic contact but when Haku made a detour and brought his hand towards his sensitive inner thigh, Sasuke gasped loudly and his behind clenched in reflex.

“Oh yeah, Sasuke,” Haku breathed lustily and traced his fingers across his soft, twin sacs to tease the opposite inner leg. “Your muscles are so defined behind here,” he noted as he felt the hard muscular thigh, completely devoid of any fat whatsoever. “What kind of lower body exercises do you do?”

It was hard for him to speak when he was breathing so heavily and trying not to moan as Haku massaged his upper leg and his breath hitched when he opened his mouth to make his reply. “Squats…lunges and…le-leg curls.”

“Mmm,” Haku practically drooled at the images that popped into his mind of Sasuke doing those exercises and beads of perspiration gliding down his back to seep into tight, black shorts, clinging to his hard thighs and hugging that firm ass . “Next time you work out be sure to let me know,” he purred.

“No way!” he snapped, twisting his body around so he could glare at the other boy. “This is bad enough, I don’t need you harassing me during training too.”

“Maah, don’t be like that Sasuke,” he cooed softly and raked his fingernails lightly over the backs of Sasuke’s thighs emitting a loud gasp from him and causing his blush to flare redder. Sasuke collapsed against the bed again when Haku’s fingers continued to head upwards and he burrowed his face into the soft sheet. “You’ve got one of the sexiest asses I’ve ever seen,” the long-haired brunette admitted truthfully. “I’m so lucky right now, but I know this won’t be enough and even if you won’t let me do this to you after I’d still like to look at it.”

“Don’t…want…you to.” His reply was muffled against the mattress and came out more like a chuckle but was actually caused by his body shuddering violently.

“Then I’ll just have to make the best of this moment then,” Haku grinned and placed his hands flat against Sasukes rear end, each palm splayed wide across a cheek and he dipped his head so he could plant a soft kiss against his lower back.

“Hey! What the hell do you think you’re…OH!” he gasped again when Haku’s tongue darted out and left a damp spot against the base of his spine.

“What’s wrong, Sasuke?” the other boy asked and kissed a little lower while gently massaging his creamy mounds with his hands. “Doesn’t this feel good?”

It did feel good, especially with Haku’s silky hair brushing against his skin like that and while Sasuke wasn’t sure he was supposed to be enjoying something like this his stiff erection was already prodding the textured surface of the bed and creating the most delicious friction whenever it gently grazed against the cotton.

“You’re not really going to…” he couldn’t say it, it was too embarrassing but when Haku started to kiss even lower still his eyes flew open wide and he turned to press his hand against the other boy’s forehead and push him away. “You can’t use your tongue!” he shouted.

“And why not, Sasuke-kun?”

“Because…because…you- it’s not…you could get sick,” he stammered.

Haku chuckled at his naiveté and took his wrist so he could put his hand back on the bed. “Sasuke-kun, you’re so sweet to be worrying about my health,” he chuckled, “but it’s okay, I won’t get ill.”

Sasuke didn’t believe him and assumed he was only saying it so he wouldn’t have to stop and if the stubborn idiot did get sick because of this then that would be his own fault but even though he tried to pretend he didn’t care what the other boy did he couldn’t help but feel nervous about what was about to happen and when Haku gripped his ass cheeks firmly in both hand the butterflies that were fluttering in his stomach started dancing around in a wild flurry.

“Oh my God!” Haku breathed when he pulled both cheeks wide apart and was presented with the tiny hole buried between them. “Oooh, Sasuke-kun it’s so pink.”

If his face could get any hotter then Sasuke’s features would have melted clean off his skull at that exclamation but when Haku leaned forward and placed a fat, wet kiss against it his heart nearly exploded in his chest.

“You taste good Sasuke,” the boy said aloud, more to himself and when he traced the ridged circumference with the tip of his tongue he reiterated his observation. “Mmm, really yummy.”

“St-stop saying things like that,” he reprimanded loudly but deep inside him, a part of Sasuke that he never knew existed, actually kind of liked the dirty talk.

“Aww, but Sasuke,” he protested on a soft whine. “I’m only telling the truth,” and he dipped his head again to lap at the crease from the back of his testicles all the way up to the base of his spine.

“Nngh!” he grunted, managing to stifle that wanton moan in time.

Haku pressed his fingers deeper into his firm flesh and spread them even wider so he could allow a long, thin stream of saliva to slip from his mouth and Sasuke did moan then when the cool liquid glazed his tight opening and ran down between the crevasse to coat his balls.

Haku ravenously attacked that hole then and Sasuke couldn’t help it when his hips started to grind vehemently against the bed his fingers dug into the soft fabric when Haku started slurping against it like a straw and when he pried his tongue between the little circle Sasuke threw his head back and cried out at the pleasurable sting.

“Mmm,” Haku moaned in encouragement and began thrusting his tongue to match the rhythm of Sasuke’s hips. The pink, wet muscle slowly penetrated him, venturing deeper inside, giving him a chance to get used to the alien invasion and stretching him open at the same time.

Haku retreated and Sasuke used that brief pause to catch his breath but when a thin, long finger breached him he almost choked on the air he was inhaling.

“Ahh, Sasuke, your ass is really wet now, my finger’s slipping in so easily.”

“I thought…I said…don’t,” he gasped when the digit pulled all the way out then slid back in. “Say things like…that.”

“I can’t help it,” Haku whined desperately. “Your ass is so perfect I can’t help but compliment it.”

Sasuke gave up then because no matter how many times he told him not to, Haku was just going to end up saying whatever he wanted anyway.

A second finger joined the first and Sasuke winced at the new pain as he was stretched even further but it didn’t last long and Haku didn’t give him the chance to dislike it as he leaned over and licked at the piece of flesh just above his fingers. He finger fucked him like that for a while and Sasuke writhed helplessly against the damp spot that was progressively getting larger as his precum leaked from his cock but when Haku’s fingers touched something inside him and sent an enjoyable spark of electricity shooting along his spine he yelled and bucked wildly against the bed.

Haku pulled out his fingers immediately and Sasuke actually pushed himself backwards so he’d put them back in.

“Don’t cum without me,” Haku teased and with one swift tug, divested himself of his shorts freeing his aching erection. Sasuke’s head remained buried against the bed and he wasn’t aware what the other boy was planning to do next. All he knew was the he wanted to get off and get off now.

“Up!” was Haku’s one word command and he helped lift the groggy Uchiha until he lay fully on the bed. He maneuvered his legs so that he was now in a hunched over position, doggy-style with his ass pointing high in the air. Sasuke didn’t like the vulnerability of this position any more than he liked the previous one but Haku didn’t give him the chance to dwell in his humiliation when he parted his ass far apart and started sucking on that hole again.

Sasuke shivered when he felt warm liquid seep inside of him as Haku began to slip stream after stream of saliva into orifice for lubrication then lathered his hand with his tongue to coat his hard-on and smear his precum along its length. He would have enjoyed jacking himself off while he continued to toy with that cute little hole but it was the invitation was too tempting to pass up and he got to his knees behind the other brunette and guided the tip of his cock against his entrance.

Sasuke felt something harder than a tongue but bigger than two fingers poking between his ass and when he put two and two together he flew up but was roughly shoved back into the mattress.

“I’m sorry, Sasuke-kun,” Haku apologized for his violent treatment as he kept his hand fisted in that dark hair and pressed his head into the bed. “I don’t mean to be rough with you but you have to remain in this position so your ass will stay like this.”

“F-Fuck!” Sasuke screamed as Haku drove himself deeper. The saliva made it easier for him to slide in but it still hurt like hell. “Ha-Haku don’t move.”

“It’s easier to get it over with now Sasuke-kun,” the boy argued even as he continued to sheathe himself. “I know it hurts but trust me, you’ll soon like it.”

Sasuke’s breath was haggard and hitched occasionally whenever a stinging pain lanced through him and he gritted his teeth so hard that they hurt.

“You took it all in Sasuke,” Haku panted and willed himself not to cum right there and then now that he was seated to the hilt and Sasuke sighed with relief when he stopped moving.

Haku let him get accustomed to this new intrusion as well, something else the Uchiha was grateful for.

“Ahh, Sasuke-kun,” he said on a shuddering sigh as he watched the place between their bodies where his shaft disappeared inside of Sasuke. “Your ass is so tight and it’s so hot, I love it.”

The other boy groaned when he started talking dirty again and when he involuntarily clenched around Haku the long haired brunette cried out and tossed his head back. “Oh God, Sasuke, do that again!”

He froze, not entire sure he wanted to but the soundof Haku’s ecstatic scream had re-awakened his cock that had started to shrivel when he’d first entered him and Sasuke blushed when he clenched his lower muscles again but this time as hard as he could.

“Aaahhn!” Haku shrieked and released the grip he had on Sasuke’s hair so he could grab him firmly by his waist and thrust his hips against the other boy’s. “Sasuke your ass is perfect,” he wailed as he lost control and began pumping madly into the object of his infatuations.

Sasuke remained in the position Haku ordered him to and shoved himself against the other boy completely abandoning himself to the wanton desire and tearing at the sheets with his fingernails.

Haku was lost too as he looked at his cock, quickly disappearing and reappearing within that pink hole but when he heard Sasuke’s guttural scream as he brushed against his prostate Haku felt as if his mind would shatter and his spirit would leave his body when he began moving at a faster pace.

“Sasuke…you’re going to kill me,” he said on a high-pitched groan. Sasuke felt as if he would die too as the other boy unmercifully slammed into him from behind and desperate for something to keep him anchored he blindly reached out for the bars in the head board.

“Haku! I…I’m cum-ming,” he panted loudly against the bed.

“Nnnh,” was all the other boy could manage. He was close but not quite there yet, but when Sasuke screamed his orgasm and his ass clenched and unclenched sporadically, milking his hard dick Haku was sent over the edge and he reamed into Sasuke one final time and a shudder racked his body from head to toe as he spilled his thick essence into the other boy’s waiting ass.

Haku’s eyes fluttered shut and he collapsed on top of Sasuke causing them both to crumple in a spent mess upon the bed.

The room was silent, save for their harsh breaths mingling together and Haku recovered first and stroked Sasuke’s hips with his hands while humming in content. “Mmm, Sasuke, I love your ass.”

***

Gaara stirred and brought a hand to his face but when he felt a fuzzy rag make contact with his skin he bolted upright in shock then fell out of the hammock to land on his face against soft, white sand.

“You okay, Gaara?” Naruto asked and went to help his friend to his feet.

But when the red head pushed himself up and saw his hands covered in some animal pelt he jumped up on his own and inspected his body patting at his chest and legs, not quite believing that he was wearing, what appeared to be some kind of long underwear.

“If this is your idea of a joke, Uzumaki…,” he growled and raised an arm to face the blond while drawing his eyes together in thin slits. “Then it’s not very funny. Desert Coffin!”

A gust of wind blew past them and rustled Naruto’s blond hair but when the boy was completely devoid of any type of sand, save the patch he was standing on, Gaara tried his jutsu again.

“It won’t work, Gaara,” Naruto said with a roll of his eyes when the persistent Kazekage tried, and failed, again for the third time.

“What have you done to my Chakra?” he demanded to know when he realized the cause of his lack of successful techniques.

“Naruto hasn’t done anything,” Itachi supplied and the shorter boy turned to look at the owner of that voice. Itachi stared back at him just as intently and they continued to glare under each other’s dark scrutiny.

“The bastard in the swimming trunks is right,” Naruto added, making reference to the way he robbed Iruka out of his only means of clothing. “There’s something about this island that prevents us from using our Chakra….Hey, are you even listening to me?” Naruto shrieked but he didn’t get a response to that either as Gaara and Itachi continued to glower at each other.

***

Neji groaned then sputtered when his lips made contact with a grainy substance and he brought his hand up to wipe away the sand that clung to his mouth and chin.

‘A beach,’ he thought groggily, shaking his head and pushing himself up by his hands. ‘How did I get on a beach?’ He tried to stand but something felt wrong and when he got to his feet and tried to walk he fell straight back down. The impact snapped him fully awake and when he looked down to inspect the restraints against his leg he balked in horror when he saw that they were completely cocooned within fins.

He panicked and desperately searched for some type of zipper or fastening but finding none he fell into a mire of despondency and wondered how they got on him in the first place, but more importantly, how was he going to get them off. He tried standing again but the fins were wrapped so tightly around him that his legs couldn’t stand straight and he immediately fell over.

He tried forming Chakra into a blade on his fingers but when he found he couldn’t, or activate his Byakugan he became alarmed.

“Neji?”

His head snapped up at the familiar voice and he was brought face-to-face with the indolent expression of Nara Shikamaru. Neji would have laughed at him dressed like a sailor in the navy, if his own costume wasn’t a hundred times more humiliating. “Don’t you dare laugh,” the Hyuuga warned with a feral growl but that would have been too troublesome for the other boy, even though he really did feel like laughing, especially when his dark eyes rested on the pink, star-shaped pasties covering Neji’s nipples.

“Where the hell are we?” Neji asked and made a third attempt to stand again but before he could fall Shikamaru was by his side and caught him by wrapping a firm arm around his waist.

“I haven’t figured that out yet, I just got here,” replied the genius and he grunted when Neji threw his arms, in a death lock, around his neck for support. “But I spotted what looks like a settlement just a few meters from here and was on my way there when I found you.”

“Then let’s go, hopefully someone there has a knife I can use to get this thing off me.”

“But Neji I-“

“Just shut up and carry me, Nara,” he snapped and the other boy sighed heavily and lifted the surprisingly light Hyuuga. If Neji didn’t want to hear what he had to say then he’d just let him suffer for it, but as Shikamaru was forced to walk with the Jounin from Team Gai he came to realize that he was only punishing himself as well with this overly troublesome task.

***

“Kakashi, what is it?” Iruka called up to his still naked compatriot who was perched upon a high tree looking very much like a large, hairless monkey.

“I knew I saw something,” he muttered to himself.

“What?” Iruka asked again, since he hadn’t heard him clearly from such a distance.

Kakashi nimbly jumped from the tree and straightened next to a slightly uncomfortable Iruka now that he was so close. Kakashi had been persistently trying to seduce him on their walk back to the resort and Iruka had to make sure not to get too close to him but now the white-haired Jounin was too concerned about the person washed up on the beach to take opportunity of their nearness and jump the younger man.

Iruka followed as his senior teacher led him through a makeshift path of under brush and thick, green leaves towards a secluded area of beach where a small figure lay face-down upon the sand.

“Is she alive?” the darker teacher asked as Kakashi stepped closer and nodded when he saw the steady rise and fall of her back.

“I can see her breathing.”

Iruka stepped around the taller man and kneeled next to the unconscious form so he could gather it in his arms. “Quick, let’s get her back to the camp so we can-…Kakashi,” the brunette paused when he looked down into the adolescent face. “This isn’t a girl.”

“Ah, you’re right,” he replied with a nod, but wearing that grass skirt and the plumeria lei around his neck it was easy to mistake him for a girl from so far away.

“Don’t I know his face from somewhere?” Iruka mused as he tried to discern where he’d seen this boy before.

“You should,” Kakashi replied and locked his hands behind his head. “That’s Gai’s favourite student, Rock Lee.”

***

Itachi, Gaara and Naruto had got themselves involved in an argument somehow and after Gaara stormed off Naruto did the same but in the other direction but why Itachi was following him, Naruto had no clue.

“Dammit Itachi, stop following me!” he screeched, after having enough of their inoficcial game of follow-the-leader.

“I’m not following you,” he replied flatly. “You just happen to be going in the same direction I am.”

He knew it was a blatant lie but the way he kept his face so expressionless would give anyone the impression that he was, indeed, telling the truth. Naruto opened his mouth to give the other boy an earful but a tiny whimper reached his ear and for a second he tought it came from the other boy but when he heard it again and Itachi raised a quizzical eyebrow he set out in search of the sound, this time sure it would be a dog.

And he was right.

“Kiba! Akamaru!” he yelled in excitement and dashed over to the two. Akamaru barked at the blond haired boy then whimpered again before nudging his master’s head with his tiny nose causing his head to loll to the other side.

“Kiba? KIBA!” Naruto screamed and grabbed the unconscious boy by the shoulders to shake him roughly. “Oh no, he’s DEAD!”

“No…I’m…not…so…stop…sha-king…me.”

Naruto released him and he plopped back against the sand and Akamaru barked excitedly and licked his master’s face.

“Hey little guy,” he smiled groggily. “Glad to see you’re okay too.”

There was a series of snickers coming from next to him and when Kiba looked over at the source he saw Naruto covering his mouth and nose with both hands while doing his best to stifle his laughter.

“What the hell’s so funny?” Kiba growled and Akamaru did likewise.

“You!” the teen blurted out and pointed a long, tanned finger at his person. “Man, what’s up with all the animals washing ashore,” he chortled. “First a panda and now two dogs,” and when Kiba inspected himself he was shocked, not to mention appalled at his attire.

He was pretty much naked save for a short, black leather pants that seemed to be painted onto his lower body and protruding from the back was a long, brown tail with a white tuft at the end. Around his neck was fastened a black leather collar with silver studs and a thick, heavy chain fastened to it with a blue, woven leash at the end, and to top off the outfit was a bandana affixed to the top of his head with floppy brown ears attached.

“What the hell,” the boy shrieked and Akamaru whimpered and put his tail behind his legs at his master’s loud voice. “I’ll fucking kill you, Uzumaki,” and Naruto’s laughs turned to gags when Kiba started to choke the very life from him.

Akamaru noticed a stranger approaching and tried to alert his master but Kiba was too busy trying to send Naruto to an early grave. The fearless dog confronted the boy when he stopped next to them unbeknownst to the wrestling boys and started barking at him.

Itachi raised an eyebrow then got down on his knees. “A puppy,” he stated in a bored tone of voice.

Akamaru growled ferally and was prepared to bite him as that hand drew closer but Itachi bypassed him and instead grabbed Kiba’s leash. Akamaru tilted his head to one side and watched as Itachi stood again and began walking off and Kiba didn’t notice the dark haired boy until he was pulled off of Naruto and dragged along the beach.

“Wh-what the hell?” he gasped and gripped his collar so he wouldn’t choke. “Are you stupid? What do you think you’re doing?” he screamed up at the ballsy individual who had the audacity to treat him like some kind of animal.

“I’ve never had a puppy for a pet before,” came the flat reply.

“Are you blind,” Kiba raged and started kicking wildly, throwing up clumps of sand in his wake. “I’m a human not a dog.”

“Yeah Itachi, I think you’ve been out in the sun too long,” Naruto cut in while rubbing his neck and massaging away the tautness in his throat. “Or maybe the lack of Chakra is messing with your head.”

But the Uchiha didn’t hear him, or maybe he was ignoring him and as he dragged the poor boy away all Naruto and Kiba could do was follow in silence.

“Come puppy,” he said in that soft, deep, disinterested voice of his. “It’s time for your training.”