Strange Hotels
Of lateness, masked men and cheese fondue.
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4 (Of lateness, masked men and cheese fondue.)
“Naruto!
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'> Naruto!!!”
Currently Gaara was
trying to shake his friend, who seemed to be passed out, back to consciousness.
But sadly, all shaking seemed to do was change the
Oh-my-god-the-man-who-taught-me-almost-everything-I-know-is-actually-a-gay-masked-tech/salsa-dancer
look on his face to an I-think-I-just-lost-the-will-to-breathe look.
Thinking quickly,
Gaara pointed in some random direction and said, “Ramen.”
Naruto jumped up
searching.
“WHERE!?”
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Naruto dragged
Gaara to the front of the line. One man, apparently not too pleased with being
cut, sneered at Naruto “Get in line bitch!”
Gaara turned around
and gave him a look—just one look. The man almost pissed himself. “Take my
spot. I r-really didn’t need another man for my entourage in the first place. I
mean- I’ll be leaving now.” And he was gone.
Naruto and Gaara
were now next in line to see Kakashi.
“Sorry you don’t
qualify, NEXT!”
Okay, now they were
up to see Kakashi.
Naruto stood
staring in front of him. Kakashi looked up and quickly said, “Blondes don’t do
it for me, NEXT!!!”
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>Should my bishie
pride be offended?
Naruto grabbed the
front of his shirt. “Now wait justa goddamn minute!
Where the fuck have you been the past two years and more importantly—WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?”
Kakashi sighed. “To
answer your first and second question-” Naruto leaned in listening.
“I don’t feel like
it.”
Naruto almost fell
then shook Kakashi while bellowing, “WAS THIS WAS YOUR SO CALLED SPECIAL
MISSION?!”
Kakashi removed
Naruto’s hands from his shirt.
“No, this is what
some would call pursuing a much loved hobby, during an extended vacation.”
Naruto’s left eye
twitched.
“Hobby?”
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Kakashi’s eye
smiled (Yes, he was wearing his normal mask under that masquerade mask. Oh and
he has a bandana to cover his sharingan).
“Yea, you see…
about that.”
Naruto’s right eye
twitched. What else could this man say to
shatter what remains of my childhood image of him?
Kakashi continued
to speak.
“You know how I was
always late to all our meetings and practices…”
Naruto immediately
zoned out. No…no…I refuse…
“Well, the reason for
that would be that I was here. I found this place years ago during a mission
and got hooked-”
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>I’m not listening, I’m not
listening.
“and
the bird went, “aho aho””
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>Still not listening.
“then
megaman stole my cheese fondue-”
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>Wait…
“And that’s how I
saved
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....
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>What just happened?
Gaara broke his
silence by asking Kakashi, “So what you’re saying to Naruto is that the reason
you were late all the time is because you were here?”
“Yea, that’s the
gist of it.” said Kakashi quickly glancing at him and grinning.
“You’ve grown up
well, Gaara of the Sand.”
“…”
Naruto stared at
Kakashi smiling at Gaara and killed about a quarter of his brain cells through
shock.
mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>Oh shit…
“Stop hitting on
him, he’s not like that!”
“You’re not my
type.” Gaara calmly interrupted.
“Yea!”
agreed Naruto.
“I like my men
“Yea!
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Authors note: *heart*
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