Make 'em Laugh
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,044
Reviews:
45
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Fourth Giggle
A/N: and here's yet another giggle. i'm afraid it's not as funny as the other ones, but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
thanks for all your reviews!! i'm glad i can amuse so many people ^^
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Fourth Giggle: Misinterpretation
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In a rare turn of events, Naruto didn’t complete his mission so much as stand by and watch as his target was hauled off to jail. And once they found out who he was, the target would be shipped back to the prison he’d been smuggled from, which was Naruto’s mission.
Confused at what his target could have been doing to get busted by the local law enforcement of this out of the way village, Naruto trailed the procession to the police station and eavesdropped on the conversations within.
“Don’t these people get it that if they commit a crime, they will be caught? Especially with something as loud and obvious as this.”
“Not to mention tasteless. Honestly, cockfights are so low class.”
Naruto blinked at that. Cockfights? What…? Naruto scrunched his brow in thought, which turned into a grimace. The target was into that? The information was… surprising, to say the least. Though, Naruto shouldn’t judge, what with how he spends his own free time.
So it was with this strange information, included but cleverly disguised in his report, that Naruto headed home to Konoha. And as he neared the gates of the Leaf, his curious thoughts about his ‘successful’ mission turned to his lover, who’d been ordered to bed rest after his own arduous mission two days ago. But he should be open to a little welcome home sex.
And Sasuke did, in fact, welcome him, with open arms and open legs. Really open legs. Extremely open legs, with a hand wrapped around a straining erection, moving fluidly over the well-lubed length, eyes closed, toes curled, teeth biting erotically into a full, bottom lip, a purr rumbling deep within a pale neck begging to be mauled.
“Sasuke,” Naruto almost panted as he finally closed his bedroom door. “Ta-tadaima.”
“Mm, o-ah-okaeri, Naruto.” Sasuke continued to pleasure himself, in turn pleasuring Naruto, but his eyes slid open to half-mast, and a sexy-as-hell smile spreading over his lips.
Naruto couldn’t control himself and ended up pouncing on his lover, nearly crying in happiness when he heard the resulting laughter from Sasuke, the sound something no one would have ever thought could have come from the jaded Uchiha. It was rich and silky, rolling over his skin like melted chocolate.
Sasuke pushed himself against Naruto, but the blonde leaned back to look down at Sasuke’s rosy-tipped erection, hard and weeping, bouncing against his lover’s sweaty abs as he strained to produce some friction between their bodies.
Doing so, the curiosity from before returned with a vengeance at the sight of his and Sasuke’s members nestled together between them. How could what the target was doing have been illegal? And was it really something to do in front of others?
Arching an eyebrow, Naruto lifted his hips and experimentally whacked his erection against Sasuke’s. His lover arched up, trying to grind himself into Naruto, but the blonde pulled away and whacked Sasuke’s dick again.
His tongue sticking out in concentration, Naruto’s whacks became faster and harder, his pre-cum smearing all along the length of Sasuke’s manhood. But then Sasuke’s hips stopped moving, he noticed, and Naruto sent a glance the raven’s way. There was silence between them a moment, Naruto still focused on his exercise.
“Dobe?”
“Yeah,” Naruto answered distractedly.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“Hm,” Naruto whacked him again. “Cockfight.”
Naruto found himself on the floor, the slam of the bathroom door echoing through the room.
~owari~
thanks for all your reviews!! i'm glad i can amuse so many people ^^
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Fourth Giggle: Misinterpretation
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In a rare turn of events, Naruto didn’t complete his mission so much as stand by and watch as his target was hauled off to jail. And once they found out who he was, the target would be shipped back to the prison he’d been smuggled from, which was Naruto’s mission.
Confused at what his target could have been doing to get busted by the local law enforcement of this out of the way village, Naruto trailed the procession to the police station and eavesdropped on the conversations within.
“Don’t these people get it that if they commit a crime, they will be caught? Especially with something as loud and obvious as this.”
“Not to mention tasteless. Honestly, cockfights are so low class.”
Naruto blinked at that. Cockfights? What…? Naruto scrunched his brow in thought, which turned into a grimace. The target was into that? The information was… surprising, to say the least. Though, Naruto shouldn’t judge, what with how he spends his own free time.
So it was with this strange information, included but cleverly disguised in his report, that Naruto headed home to Konoha. And as he neared the gates of the Leaf, his curious thoughts about his ‘successful’ mission turned to his lover, who’d been ordered to bed rest after his own arduous mission two days ago. But he should be open to a little welcome home sex.
And Sasuke did, in fact, welcome him, with open arms and open legs. Really open legs. Extremely open legs, with a hand wrapped around a straining erection, moving fluidly over the well-lubed length, eyes closed, toes curled, teeth biting erotically into a full, bottom lip, a purr rumbling deep within a pale neck begging to be mauled.
“Sasuke,” Naruto almost panted as he finally closed his bedroom door. “Ta-tadaima.”
“Mm, o-ah-okaeri, Naruto.” Sasuke continued to pleasure himself, in turn pleasuring Naruto, but his eyes slid open to half-mast, and a sexy-as-hell smile spreading over his lips.
Naruto couldn’t control himself and ended up pouncing on his lover, nearly crying in happiness when he heard the resulting laughter from Sasuke, the sound something no one would have ever thought could have come from the jaded Uchiha. It was rich and silky, rolling over his skin like melted chocolate.
Sasuke pushed himself against Naruto, but the blonde leaned back to look down at Sasuke’s rosy-tipped erection, hard and weeping, bouncing against his lover’s sweaty abs as he strained to produce some friction between their bodies.
Doing so, the curiosity from before returned with a vengeance at the sight of his and Sasuke’s members nestled together between them. How could what the target was doing have been illegal? And was it really something to do in front of others?
Arching an eyebrow, Naruto lifted his hips and experimentally whacked his erection against Sasuke’s. His lover arched up, trying to grind himself into Naruto, but the blonde pulled away and whacked Sasuke’s dick again.
His tongue sticking out in concentration, Naruto’s whacks became faster and harder, his pre-cum smearing all along the length of Sasuke’s manhood. But then Sasuke’s hips stopped moving, he noticed, and Naruto sent a glance the raven’s way. There was silence between them a moment, Naruto still focused on his exercise.
“Dobe?”
“Yeah,” Naruto answered distractedly.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“Hm,” Naruto whacked him again. “Cockfight.”
Naruto found himself on the floor, the slam of the bathroom door echoing through the room.
~owari~