Mouth-To-Mouth

Holy crap! This british girl was totally hitting on me today. -runs in circles- I'm a bit
hyper today. -bites into danish- Oh, yeah... Anyways. -throws danish in a random direction-
I'm glad that my readers like that last lemony chapter. I always thought I wasn't good
at teh sex scenes. 0_0 More self-esteem! Yay! So, this chapter will have no lemon. ;_;
But, there will be more, soon. But, there won't be none at the hotsprings. Ever. Again.
Why? Because Naruto and Sasuke threatened to sue because diving into the heated water really
"hurts." Psst... Babies. XD Okay, here is your chapter. -bows-

'lala' = thoughts
"lala" = speech
~lala~ = kyuubi
*lala* = noises

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Chapter 4


"It's the remix to Igniton! Hot 'n' fresh out da kitchen! Mama rollin'
that body, got every man in here wishin'!"

Naruto was now singing very, very loudly. Strange enough, he sounded pretty good. He
was leaning against the wall with the radio on, waiting for his ramen to get done. What
he didn't know was that Sasuke and Sakura were outside his door, listening to everything
that came out of the blonde's mouth. Sasuke was smirking. Not because he hated it, but
because it just really amused him to hear Naruto sing a song that's mostly about sex and
acctually sound good. Sakura was just blushing, one hand over her mouth. This took her by
surprise.

"Wow... He sounds pretty good."
"Of course he does."

Of course, what didn't take either of them by surprise was the fact that Naruto was singing
it so loud that it broke the sound barrier. Even though he didn't even have any headphones
on. Sakura was about to end it and knock on the door when Sasuke grabbed her wrist. "No, wait.
I wanna hear him finish it." He let go and crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against
the wall. Sakura sighed and plopped down on the floor. This was different. Sasuke would usually
feel like busting in and yelling at Naruto to shut up. She looked up at his face and noticed
the small smile. Sakura pouted.

Naruto picked up the pot and dumped all the water out of the pot and into the sink, still singing along to
the song. He then took out a bowl and poured the ramen in. He grabbed his chopsticks and leaned
over the counter and started to eat. Sasuke decided that now was the time to come in. He pushed
the door open so hard that it hit the wall and made a loud bang. Naruto spit out the ramen he
had just put in his mouth in reaction and spun around to see the intruders. He instinctivly
snatched up a kunai and looked from Sakura to Sasuke. Sasuke had the usual face on while Sakura
look a bit scared.

"You idiot! Put that down; it's just us!!"
"Well, I didn't know! You two shouldn't have just busted in like that!"
"Both of you be quiet! Geez!"

Sasuke closed his eyes covered his ears for a brief moment, then looked at Naruto. Naruto
only pouted and put the kunai down. "What're you two doing here, anyways?" Sakura moved
past Sasuke and sat down on the small sofa in the middle of the room. "Sasuke wanted to
come by and check up on you..." Sasuke walked towards Naruto and quietly said, "Can you
walk straight? Or does it hurt too much?" Naruto blushed furiously and slapped Sasuke's
shoulder. Sasuke smirked. "Tch." Sakura was clueless.

"Hey, what's going on? All of sudden you guys are best friends."

Naruto cleared his throat and picked up his bowl of ramen. "Um, you guys want anything?"
Sakura made an agrivated noise and leaned back against the sofa. She hated being ignored.
Sasuke glared at her and shook his head to Naruto's question. "No, I'm good." He moved over
to sit by Sakura while Naruto leaned against the counter. "Well, besides checking up on me,
what else did you come here for?" Sakura looked to Sasuke, who just kept quit to that
question. He wanted to come alone, just to visit Naruto, but Sakura had "run into him"
on the way and came with him. Sakura shrugged and Sasuke just stayed quiet. Naruto blinked.
"Well, I've got nothing to do here. Nothing. So, I'll just finish my ramen and we can go
find something to do in town." Sakura sighed. "Well, eat fast. I'm bored." Naruto stuck out
his tongue at her and began eating.

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Sasuke was getting really annoyed. Sakura wouldn't stop talking. Plus, she'd change the subject
every twelve seconds. It was really annoying. Naruto didn't like it either. Sasuke could tell.
But about three minutes ago, he noticed the blank expression, the face saying, "I'm zoned out.
Back whenever she shuts up." Sasuke sighed. He couldn't really just zone out. It was hard to even
think when zoned out with that motor beside him running. He rolled his eyes. He'd had it. He stepped
in front of Sakura and grabbed her shoulders, which shut her up, and also got Naruto's attention.

"Sakura, please..."

Sakura was blushing, thinking that something else was about to happen, because even though
no one else in the group noticed, she was just talking about dates and going out. Sasuke
blinked slowly and looked around. He really didn't want to hurt her, but he need peace. "Um..."
He looked around some more and smirked. He turned her around and pointed towards a certain
bushy-browed teen and his sensei. He whispered something in her and, suddenly, her eyes caught
fire, and she ran over to Rock Lee. Naruto blinked in confusion and looked over to Sasuke in
confusion.

"What'd you tell her?"

Sasuke smirked. "I told her that Lee was going around telling people that he'd seen her in the
tub last night." Naruto gasped, and winced. "That wasn't very nice for Lee... He's sure to
be killed..." Sasuke shook his head. "No. Soon he'll just be saying that he didn't over and over,
an Sakura DOES have a soft spot for him ever since he saved us. So, we better go before she
comes running after us with questions." Naruto nodded and linked his arm around Sasuke's and
ran with him away from the scene of Sakura beating Lee into the ground and a gaping Guy.

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Naruto was truly happy to be away from the endless conversations of Sakura Haruno. Right now,
him and Sasuke were back at his apartment. Sasuke was sitting on the couch while Naruto was
sitting on the counter in front of him.

"So, um...Sasuke?"

Sasuke looked up with questioning eyes. Naruto was nervous about the question he wanted to ask
the Uchiha. He gulped. "Um, last night... When I saved you, why'd you kiss back?" Sasuke
blushed faintly and sat up, clearing his throat.

"I-I dunno why..."

Naruto blinked. "You...don't know why?" He gritted his teeth and one of his eyebrows were
twitching. "HOW can you NOT know WHY?!" Sasuke flinched at the harsh tone. Naruto hopped
off the counter and stomped over to the couch. He sat on Sasuke's lap and grabbed the collar
of his shirt. He then started shaking Sasuke like a rag doll. "How can you not know why you
kissed some one?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my! Are you crazy?! I know
you have an answer! If you really cared about me, you'd know that you can talk to me about
this kinda stuff!!" Sasuke grabbed Naruto's wrists and stopped the senseless abuse. He
blinked when he saw about five Narutos and shook his head, blinking again. "Well, there's
your answer!" Naruto pouted. Sasuke sighed. "I care about you, dobe..." Naruto blushed
and released Sasuke's shirt. He gave an apoligetic look, and rested his head on Sasuke's
chest. Sasuke only sighed again and drew him closer. He was relieved and tired.

And happy.

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A/N: That was short, I know, but there is lots of stuff going on. =/ You'll get more later.
XD Well, bye!