Icha Icha Incident

Sorry it has taken us so freakin long to update. I lost my internet and Cassandra_Incognito has been hella busy. We have barely even talked since that last time we updated yet we managed to get this chapter out.

Hope you enjoy *evil chuckle* We love this chapter XD


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The water lapped up against the sides of the small boat they currently sat in as Naruto looked off into the distance and sighed. Their day after the whole whore house debacle had been pretty uneventful minus the ache and fear Naruto harboured that he might get a permanent cramp in his hand after writing so much. He sat in the back of the small row boat, Sasuke beside him while all their supplies stayed packed up tightly, effectively taking up the rest of the room before coming to Kiba who stood at the tip of the boat and keeping a watchful eye.

"Something the matter, Ghost?" The voice came softly in his ear and only startled him slightly. Turning with a weary smile Naruto shook his head. "If something is wrong with ye, I can always help ye forget about it." The Captain smirked as Naruto's eyes bulged. Sasuke grabbed the back of Naruto's head, gently, and forced him to turn and face him as he leaned forward.

"Aye Cap’n! The ship be n'sight now, Cap’n." Kiba's voice broke through causing Sasuke to violently spasm back into his spot, releasing Naruto so quickly the blonde almost splashed back into the water. Kiba looked back just then with a raised brow as the white bird on his shoulder announced with a screech, "Prepare to be boarded! Brwaack."

With a soft pink burning across his cheeks Naruto snickered softly to himself at yet another failed attempt by the Captain to seduce him. He silently thanked Kiba for being a thoughtless, good hearted man who always seemed to be in the right place at the right time.

It wasn’t the first time that the blonde had been miraculously saved due to the precise timing of the first mate. The teen had been molested on numerous occasions, but good old Kiba had walked in at just the right moment to save him from his doom. Like the one time on deck at night...

Naruto had gone looking for the captain on Kiba’s orders with a message that the man was going to take over the helm in a half-an-hour or so. Sighing the blonde made his way to the top deck and towards the wheel. He could see the silhouette of Sasuke guiding the ship with a steady hand, despite the dark. The moon provided just enough light to carefully work his way up the stairs towards the captain.

Naruto could feel the piercing gaze of the raven. Even through the dark he knew the man was looking at him, his eyes grazing over the teen’s body. It was as if he was caressing the teen, sliding his hand softly over the thin worn material of Naruto’s white t-shirt, the heat of his palm pressing against the blonde’s abdomen. A wave of heat shook the teen to his senses, giving him shivers up and down his spine.

“What are ye doing up so late Ghost?” Sasuke said as the teen drew closer.

“I couldn’t sleep. I had too much on my mind.”

“What could plague a beauty like you out of rest?” Sasuke said with a curious half grin.

Naruto’s face flushed. “You’d be surprised.”

“I don’t doubt I would.” Sasuke said, caressing the wheel with his fingers gently.

It was only then that Naruto realized how close he was to the raven. The man was nearly on top of him. The teen could even feel the heat of his breath hot against his neck. Naruto’s gaze followed the deliberate move of the raven’s fingers over the smooth wood of the wheel. He stroked the wooden nubs up and down, while coolly observing him.

His eyes brushed over the teen openly, deliberately pausing over certain areas, and making Naruto keenly aware of just how little he was wearing. His eyes raised the teen to hyper sensitivity, as if he could feel those fingers lightly touching his side, moving over his taunt abdomen, and brushing against his crotch. Naruto found himself drawn towards the raven, hypnotized by his gaze, and slowly leaning into the body before him.

When Sasuke finally reached out to touch Naruto he was helpless to resist. Drawn like a moth to the flame, unable to mutter a single word as callous hands moved to take a hold of his wrist, drawing him closer to the captain’s body. His breath was heady, and the thick musty smell of whiskey and spices clung to the man’s shirt, a powerful and intoxicating aroma that made Naruto feel weak in the knees.

Naruto began to lightly shake as Sasuke pressed his lips against the teens, his hand steadily guiding the blonde deeper into the kiss. The raven moved against Naruto’s plush lips, his tongue gliding along the teen’s bottom lip gently asking for entrance. Naruto knew that he could easily reject the captain and be met without objection, except perhaps a disappointed moan, but he didn’t see the need. He was more than content to be held and kissed by the man. Although something inside him denied what was happening, something else was urging him on. Heeding the voice in his mind he opened his mouth, and tentatively brushed his tongue against Sasuke’s, teasing him and leading him deeper into Naruto’s own mouth.

Sasuke’s hands worked their way up and down Naruto’s sides as he pressed the teen into the wheel behind him. Sasuke was wearing as little as Naruto, a white silk shirt, and long cotton pants, his jacket discarded to a nearby box, they might as well have been naked for barrier that the flimsy clothing provided.

Naruto could feel Sasuke’s manhood growing against his stomach, pressing firmly against him as his own desire grew, spreading through his body like a wildfire. Their kisses grew heated as their mouths crashed together again and again. It was almost violent the way their bodies moved together. Sasuke turned Naruto around and pressed him up against the wheel, his arms gliding along his to rest on his hands, helping him to guide the ship and giving him something to hold on to. He started to kiss along the back of Naruto’s neck, dipping down to nip at the curve, his hands, move to slide down Naruto’s sides, coming back up to caress his chest, lightly flicking his nipples, and allowing a hot breathe to caress the teen’s neck. He pressed his arousal against the plush curve of Naruto’s ass, alternately between pressing and grinding into the teen.

It was insanity. At any other point the teen would be berating the perverted Captain, resisting, perhaps even fighting with the bastard for even attempting such a move. But he just couldn’t bring himself to care, had it been another time, perhaps another place he would have denied him, fought him. But there was no fight left in him, no need for fighting, just for feeling.

Naruto’s grip on the wheel tightened when a hand slipped under his T-shirt, and another into his pants. He inhaled sharply and bit his lip when he felt a cool hand encircle his arousal.

“S-Sasuke.” He said headily, his breath coming in short little gasps.

He let out a moan when the raven gave the teen a slow pump, his hand tracing a vein on the underside of the teen.

“Sssshhh. Just let go Ghost, ye be in good hands.” Sasuke whispered into the teen’s ear, giving the lobe a small nip.

“Mmmm.”

Sasuke began to slowly work the teen, his hand travelling up and down the shaft, caressing the tip, before working his way back down. His hips pressed in the same motion as his hands, sliding against the teen, and working his body into the willing one before him. His free hand reached up to Naruto’s chin, turning his head round and pressing his lips against Naruto’s.

Naruto felt like melting as he felt the brush of a hot tongue entering his own mouth. He began to even question why he had denied the man for as long as he did. Sasuke’s hand left his chin to travel to his hip, pulling the blonde’s hips closer to his own and grounding himself firmly into the teen’s lovely behind, and rolling his hips with the motion. Naruto could feel the firm shaft throbbing against him, teasingly prodding at his entrance through the material. The blonde was too far gone to care. Sasuke could have stripped him on deck there and taken him on the floor and Naruto would be happy to go along with it.

“CAPN’?” Kiba called out, opening the door that led to the deck.

Kiba immediately broke the spell Sasuke had cast over the blonde. Naruto snapped into reality and ripped Sasuke’s hands out from his pants before quickly moving away. His face was flushed with embarrassment and arousal, although his erection was waning due to the scare Kiba gave him. His body shook with the adrenaline rush due to the shock and stimulation Sasuke provided. He kept his head down as he pushed past the captain and flew down the stairs to the top deck.

“I-I’m sorry. I’ve got to go.” Naruto stammered, his face red as he rushed past Kiba, not bothering to wait as the brunette raised an eyebrow in questioning as his speed of departure, and Sasuke scowled at his first mate.

The teen flew down the stairs and below deck, rushing into to shared rooms and launching himself into his hammock. Closing his eyes he took deep calming breathes. ‘Foolish. So foolish. God, how could I be so stupid! I was about to... with... with him! And he... Oh god.’ Naruto let out a distressed moan, and smacked his head against his own fist.

He was determined to act as if nothing happened. He wouldn’t let the Captain get to him like that again. No. He would stand firm. With that Naruto began to drift off into a fitful sleep, plagued with self doubts and regret. It took the teen a while to finally calm himself before he finally drifted off into a deep slumber.

Meanwhile on deck Sasuke was near hyper ventilation, while Kiba slowly scrolled up the stairs to the top.

“I didn’t interrupt anything did I cap’n?”

“No. No. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.” Sasuke said grinding his teeth.

“Well that’s good. I trust Ghost told ye’ I’d be up shortly to take over yer post.”

“No. He didn’t say.” The raven replied with a twitch of his eye.

“Ahhhh. Well I be here now to take over the post Cap’n.” Kiba said with a grin.

“You do that.” Sasuke said quietly, seeming to float away from the wheel, and making his way gracefully down the stairs.

Once safely in his cabin the man let out a muffled scream of frustration into his pillow, before banging his head into his headboard. “KIIIIBBBAAAAA!” He growled. When the crew awoke the next morning they found the man pacing his cabin, scowling and cracking his fists, murmuring something about a ‘scally-wag walking the plank for interrupting’, and ‘being so close.’

The blonde chuckled to himself causing the Captain to turn and eye him, Naruto smiled nervously while rubbing the back of his neck, "Just remembering some... stuff." Sasuke's eyebrow quirked but he said nothing, just turned forward to keep his keen eyes on his boat that they were fast approaching.

It wouldn't take too long to load the supplies, with all the men helping it usually only took about two minutes and Naruto sat back and watched, smiling that he didn't have to worry about helping. He was too important for grunt work... well, at least that’s what Sasuke had said. He couldn’t help but wonder if the man wanted to keep his hands soft.

When finally they boarded the ship Naruto hustled to his room, his footfalls silent amongst the noises of the crew men dragging things across the desk, or stomping around and shouting at each other. He really didn't want to get caught up in anymore work, nor any conversations the men might want to have with him. Making it to his room without incident he sank down on the door, palms flat against the not so smooth wood as he slid down it.

His eyes fell on his bed and a soft chuckle purred from his chest when he remembered back to a few days ago...

The blond paced his room, back and forth for what seemed like hours. His arms randomly flailing about or fisting before his belly button as he shut his eyes and tried to think hard about how in the heck he could get out of this book. For a moment he contemplated punching a wall in hopes that maybe his fist would break through and he could pull himself through to the real world but then decided better of it.

"There has to be SOME way out of here!!!" he wailed as his fingers fisted his golden locks. He paced back to the center of the room and looked up at the harsh gray tone the ceiling was colored. "Well....magic got me in here when I didn't even believe in it....maybe I can do the same to get me out?"

Taking a deep breath Naruto turned and faced out the small window cut into the side of his room. He clenched then unclenched his fists before slowly bringing his arms up. In a shift motion he waved his arms up then down and extended his fingers as if revealing something before him as he shouted, "ABRACADABRA!!!" Just as quickly as he had said it he shut his eyes and tensed his body, preparing himself to be hurled through the dimensions again.
 
When after a few minutes he still only smelled salty sea air and heard only the sounds of water relentlessly lapping against the boat he hunched forward in defeat as he roughly exhaled his held breath.

"Alright...so not that one." He leaned back as he ran his hand through his hair. He never really paid attention to the words magicians used when they did their acts...but at that moment he really wished he had as he racked his brain for all the magical words he knew. He snapped his fingers as another a few more came to mind and he readied himself by bouncing his shoulders to relax and jumped up and down in the same spot before stiffening up again and glaring out the window.

"Alakazam!!" he thrust his right arm forward like tossing some dice and shut his eyes again to prepare for lift off.

Again nothing.

"Fucking damn it!" he groaned.

Making fists and leaning forward he snarled, "Hocus pocus...open up my world...otis!?" he figured a rhyme would work better.

Still nothing.

"OPEN SESAME!!!" He shouted while running at the window and jumping up, thinking maybe he had to do a little more work to get out.

After running into the window, and not being sucked out of it by tentacles of light he brushed himself off and started going through the list again.

"Sim Sim Sala Bim!!" he called while swaying his hips and pointing out the window with the spiderman web-slinging hand movement thinking maybe something would shot out of his palm and would rocket into his world and he could climb/swing out.

Of course nothing, when did Sim Sim Sala Bim work for anyone?

He was starting to get a little bit pissed at this point. Angrily he fisted his hair and bashed his face into an invisible wall. "One of them has to work! If magic is real then some of these words have to have come from SOMEWHERE! Damn you old man! Damn you!”

Naruto grimaced at the memory; he had gone crazy attempting to figure out how to get out. He went through hundreds of “magical” terms, for nothing to work. Sighing the teen sat down on the edge of the bed clawing down his face when a light went off in his mind. He cried out gleefully as he took stance in the middle of the room once more but this time he faced the door, figuring that it would work as a doorway to his world when this 'spell' worked.

"SHA ZAM!!!" He thrust his hips with enthusiasm as his arms flew out to his sides and spirit fingers danced with meaning.

His heart jumped in his throat when the door burst open, he almost began cheering until his eyes took in the sight before them. Captain Sasuke stood with a hand on his hip and a smirk on his lips as his eyebrow arched. "This ow’ men greet each other where you come from, Ghost?" The blond sagged forward, tears pooling behind his eyes but before he could say anything Sasuke continued, "If so I'd be lying to ye’ if I said I didn't like it."

Glaring at the approaching Captain, Naruto crossed his arms over his chest as he straightened his back, "No, its not, but at least now I know what that word means and I'll remember to never use it again."

Sasuke took another step forward as his smirk broadened. "Well, Ghost. I think I’d be liking it if that were the way you always greeted me when I enter a room. It would be even better, naked." He winked as he finished the short distance between the two.

"Ghost, I've been thinking..." he paused as he let fingers slid down the blonde’s cheek.

"Well good for you! I had almost lost hope for a moment there." Naruto smacked the hand away from his cheek and glared up at the mischievously smirking captain.

Sasuke scowled, his face contorting in a menacing manner. "Let me finish boy."

With an almost violent shove Sasuke had the blond's back pinned to the wall behind him while one hand grabbed Naruto's wrists and held them together over his head as he leaned forward, just barely a centimetre between them. His free hand slithered up between them and cupped the blond's cheek. "I've been thinking, it’s been right good of me to letting ye stay aboard the ship, nearly free. Warm meals each day, a room to yerself, the pleasure of me company, and all you have to do is pen a few things here and there. I be thinking that it’s time for ye to giving a little more."

He closed the distance between them and stole the teen's lips with his own as his occupied hand squeezed the wrists a little tighter. Naruto slightly shocked opened his mouth to berate the man, before feeling the slippery intruder violently enter. Acting purely out of reaction he bite down. Hard.

Sasuke reeled back, his hand flying to his mouth as he released the teen. His eyes were nearly glowing red with anger. “What in Davey Jone’s locker was that for?!” He growled.

Naruto backed up, his hands held in front of him to ward off a further attack, or attempt on his innocence. “I-I’m sorry, but you forced yourself on me. You had better not been thinking about having me pay in, in... in THAT way.”

A sharp glint sparkled in the corner of the raven’s eye. “Why, are ye adverse to my attentions? You didn’t seem to be the night before.”

“That was a mistake. There were extenuating circumstances.”

“Ex-extenuating? What does that mean? Sasuke asked, cocking his head to the side.

Naruto paused for a moment, before realizing that some of the terms that he knew were no doubt not invented at the time that the book had been written in... or perhaps the ‘characters’ only knew the words that were scribed onto the very pages they inhabited. It was something interesting to ponder either way.
“It just means that other things were going on that justified my actions. Okay?”

“Like what?”

Naruto flushed, “Well... it was hot out for one, and the heat does strange things to people.”

“Ay. Well I found the temperature to be just right myself.” He said stepping closer.

“I-I didn’t get enough sleep the night before.”

“Dreaming of me were ye’?” His hand moved to cup the teen’s.

“N-No! It’s not like that.” Naruto said scrambling back. “I don’t like you! At least not like that.”

Sasuke’s eyes narrowed dangerously, while a glint of red surfaced in his eyes. “I don’t care if ye like me Ghost. I want you, and the Captain get’s what he wants.”

With that the raven gripped the back of the blonde’s hair harshly violently pressing his lips against the teens. Their lips crashed together, with Sasuke’s tongue squirming its way into Naruto’s mouth. The teen felt the heat rising to his cheeks, and a tingle travelling down his spine, to settle in his abdomen. Despite all his protests, he really wasn’t all that adverse to Sasuke’s advances, he just didn’t want to be the whore that the school considered him to be. He wasn’t going to give himself up to a man that treated him like a worthless piece of meat, he was better than that.

A salt calloused hand slid up the smooth skin of his stomach, deepening that tingle in his abdomen, his fingers rough against his skin, the texture giving him chills, as it travelled up to his pert nipples, twisting and rolling the buds between his fingers as he drank in Naruto’s mouth. His knee travelled between the teen’s thighs to roll against his crotch and growing bulge.

Naruto let out a moan and a whimper into Sasuke’s mouth, his hips pressing forward against the raven’s knee, while his back arched. Sasuke’s eye gained an eerie glint, his hands removing themselves out fro under the teen’s shirt, only to grab a handful of his firm behind, lifting him into his arms before throwing him down onto his desk, before gracefully settling his form onto the one beneath him.

Naruto was puddy in the Captain’s hand’s, his body shaking with anticipation, and his eyes glazed over in lust, as Sasuke’s mouth devoured his neck, and his hands make quick work of his shirt, and belt. Just as Sasuke was about to reach his prize, his hands hovering over the blonde’s crotch he heard a creak behind him, followed by a loud thump, before the door burst open to reveal Kiba.

“Hey Cap’n. Ye seen Ghost, Shika’ be want’n im’.”

The blushing blonde emerged from beneath Sasuke, pulling his shirt back on and grabbing his belt before scuttling out the door. Kiba could feel death at the back of his neck, after seeing what he had interrupted, he knew that Sasuke was, eventually, going to kill him in a painful way. Without a further look back he ran.

The brunette was intercepted by Shikamaru as he attempted to get as far away from the cabin as possible. Shikamaru took one look at Kiba before stopping him.

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Kiba nodded his head, “I’ve seen more of Ghost than’ I ever want’d.” He replied with his face pale.

Kiba scuttled off leaving a confused Shikamaru standing there alone, before a loud boom echoed from Sasuke’s cabin, the bellow of “KIBBBBAAAAA” leaving fear in the hearts of all. It was at that moment Shikarmaru figured out what must have happened. No ever said he wasn’t intelligent.

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I talk like a pirate at work sometimes because of this story. I'm a cashier XD