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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,396
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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The Plan II
Kiba and Akamaru
“Hey, what’s up?” Kiba commented as he and Akamaru came upon the two resting kunoichi in the park while out jogging.
“Oh, nothing much,” Ino said dismissively as she surreptitiously folded up a list of names and slipped it into her pocket. “Just working on a little project we started.”
“Project, huh?” Kiba mused. “Sounds like a good idea. There’s nothing to do around here lately. Akamaru and I have been bored out of our minds with all of the peace and low-ranking missions. It wouldn’t be so bad if there was something to break the tedium every now and then.”
Ino and Sakura perked up, a devious look shared between them as green met teal in agreement.
“Would you like to help us with our project?” Sakura asked with a mien of innocence.
“Sure, why not,” Kiba agreed as he and Akamaru sat down beneath the large oak beside the young women.
xXx
Deidara’s single visible blue eye twitched as he glared at the lone shinobi standing boredly in front of him. Loud snuffling filled the air as a large white dog sniffed about the notorious missing-nin’s black clad legs.
“What are you doing, hm?” the confounded blond said tersely.
“Standing here,” Kiba replied nonchalantly as he watched Akamaru investigate their unsuspecting quarry.
“What is your dog doing, hm?”
“What’s it look like he’s doing? He’s sniffing you,” Kiba replied with a grin at the other man’s discomfort.
“Why?” Deidara’s voice rose an slightly as he edged away from the monstrous canine whose nose was slowly drawing nearer to places it had no reason to be.
“You must smell good to him,” Kiba suggested, choosing to omit that Akamaru was simply following orders. “Been near any females recently?”
“What’s wrong with you people, hm?! No, I have not been around any females, so your mutt can get away from me, hm,” the disgruntled Akatsuki member growled. Akamaru gave the man an affronted stare before turning around and marching away. The former stone-nin’s orange-masked partner scratched the hound’s ears as his sensitive nose discreetly investigated him also.
“Come on Akamaru, let’s go,” Kiba whistled. “We’ve got other places to be.”
Akamaru woofed as he bounded after his retreating partner, leaving two very confused villains staring at each other in bewilderment at the odd antics of their foes.
“I’ve always wondered if Itachi’s insanity was unusual in a Konoha ninja. Now I know, hm,” Deidara decided.
“It must be the climate,” Tobi agreed, nodding his head sagely. “Leaf peoples are very weird.”
Deidara glanced askance at his new partner. “You wouldn’t by any chance happen to be one of the ‘leaf people’ also, hm?”
“Why does sempai want to know?”
“No reason, hm.”
xXx
“I can’t believe they talked us into this…I can’t believe we agreed to this,” Kiba muttered to Akamaru as the two returned to their village to report their findings to the duo of domineering women who convinced him to assist them in gathering information. “Kunoichi are insane.”
“Hey, what’s up?” Kiba commented as he and Akamaru came upon the two resting kunoichi in the park while out jogging.
“Oh, nothing much,” Ino said dismissively as she surreptitiously folded up a list of names and slipped it into her pocket. “Just working on a little project we started.”
“Project, huh?” Kiba mused. “Sounds like a good idea. There’s nothing to do around here lately. Akamaru and I have been bored out of our minds with all of the peace and low-ranking missions. It wouldn’t be so bad if there was something to break the tedium every now and then.”
Ino and Sakura perked up, a devious look shared between them as green met teal in agreement.
“Would you like to help us with our project?” Sakura asked with a mien of innocence.
“Sure, why not,” Kiba agreed as he and Akamaru sat down beneath the large oak beside the young women.
xXx
Deidara’s single visible blue eye twitched as he glared at the lone shinobi standing boredly in front of him. Loud snuffling filled the air as a large white dog sniffed about the notorious missing-nin’s black clad legs.
“What are you doing, hm?” the confounded blond said tersely.
“Standing here,” Kiba replied nonchalantly as he watched Akamaru investigate their unsuspecting quarry.
“What is your dog doing, hm?”
“What’s it look like he’s doing? He’s sniffing you,” Kiba replied with a grin at the other man’s discomfort.
“Why?” Deidara’s voice rose an slightly as he edged away from the monstrous canine whose nose was slowly drawing nearer to places it had no reason to be.
“You must smell good to him,” Kiba suggested, choosing to omit that Akamaru was simply following orders. “Been near any females recently?”
“What’s wrong with you people, hm?! No, I have not been around any females, so your mutt can get away from me, hm,” the disgruntled Akatsuki member growled. Akamaru gave the man an affronted stare before turning around and marching away. The former stone-nin’s orange-masked partner scratched the hound’s ears as his sensitive nose discreetly investigated him also.
“Come on Akamaru, let’s go,” Kiba whistled. “We’ve got other places to be.”
Akamaru woofed as he bounded after his retreating partner, leaving two very confused villains staring at each other in bewilderment at the odd antics of their foes.
“I’ve always wondered if Itachi’s insanity was unusual in a Konoha ninja. Now I know, hm,” Deidara decided.
“It must be the climate,” Tobi agreed, nodding his head sagely. “Leaf peoples are very weird.”
Deidara glanced askance at his new partner. “You wouldn’t by any chance happen to be one of the ‘leaf people’ also, hm?”
“Why does sempai want to know?”
“No reason, hm.”
xXx
“I can’t believe they talked us into this…I can’t believe we agreed to this,” Kiba muttered to Akamaru as the two returned to their village to report their findings to the duo of domineering women who convinced him to assist them in gathering information. “Kunoichi are insane.”