Bitch Nights

A/N: I am SO sorry; I’m such a bitch, leaving you hanging like that! Gomennasai, gomennasai! I would have done this much sooner, but my new computer FINALLY came in the mail, and I’ve spent the last several days getting it up to date with my programs and getting my files and stuff from my roommate‘s computer. Vista’s a whole new bitch, isn’t it? But, hey, it came with Microsoft Works!

That, and I spent a good amount of time re-acquiring Naruto episodes (my old hard drive is suspicious in its absolute lack of any of my files) and doing research on things that happen in the series. I’m slowly catching up! I consider any time I'm watching Naruto to be valuable research for my writ . . . ing . . . OMG, I'M AS BAD AS JIRAIYA!!! *slaps self* What next? I'm going to count my sex life as reasearch, too? X_X

All right, enough excuses and mental breakdowns, on to the fic! It’s been burning a hole in my spiral notebook all week!

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Bitch Nights
Chapter 4

Sakura lay panting as she recovered from a mind-blowing orgasm, surrounded by the three guys she loved most in the world. One of whom she’d just had some awesome sex for the first time with, and two who, to her chagrin, were waiting their turn.

[HELL YEAH!]

‘Shut up; you’re not the one who’s going to be walking funny for a week after this.’

[Well, we’ll just have to get them to share better!] Inner Sakura gleefully provided her with several varied and imaginative ways to ease her ‘burden!’ [You know damn well that you’re not the only one the boys keep looking at.]

‘We’ll get there when we get there,’ Sakura answered sternly.

“Earth to Sakura-chan!”

Sakura was pulled out of her inner dialogue concerning picking ukes by the feel of someone’s hands doing something utterly distracting. Her ‘yes?’ became more of a moaning keen as she tilted her head back.

Naruto snickered, “Didn’t mean to wear you out. Gomen.” The apology MIGHT have worked, had the smug bastard not been grinning from ear to ear, with the ‘I just got the bell!’ expression on his face.

Sakura tried to glare, but couldn’t quite keep her eyes above his waist, much less on his face. In a voice that was breathier than she would have liked, she asked, “So what . . . what comes next?”

The damn fox grinned, and opened his mouth, then closed it, with a considering look on his face. “You know . . . I can’t choose just one joke for that . . .”

Snickering quietly, Kakashi leaned over and pushed a lock of hair out of her eyes. “Sit up for a moment.”

Curious, Sakura sat up, and at her sensei’s direction, kneeled. Kakashi put a hand on Sai’s chest and lightly pushed the pallid man so that he lay flat on his back, nearly blending into the white sheets. Sakura made a mental note to invest in some colored ones as Kakashi gently directed her to straddle the artist’s legs.

Catching on, she looked at Sai, who seemed to be having trouble breathing as he looked at her. She leaned forward to give him a kiss, and was surprised by the way he relaxed at the intimate gesture. Copying some of the tricks he and Kakashi had used on her(what she hadn’t been too blitzed out to actually pay attention to), she started kissing her way down Sai’s chest, enjoying the way his breath caught every time she hit a sensitive area. It was so fascinating to watch him react so spontaneously; most of the time, he was all fake smiles and practiced responses. It was something they’d worked to train him out of, preferring stoicism to cheesy phoniness.

Well, that, and they’d gotten tired of holding back the people Sai kept pissing off with his little pet nicknames.

She settled back into her previous position, eyeing the erection in front of her with some trepidation. She may have been a medic-nin, but she hadn’t exactly had a lot of practical training with this particular piece of anatomy. And the stack of Icha Icha novels under her bed weren’t quite the same as, er, hands-on experience. But at least it gave her (and Inner Sakura, apparently) a good idea of where to start. Taking a deep breath, she cautiously grasped Sai’s cock by the base.

The man bucked his hips up in surprise as a pained groan wrenched itself from his throat. She would have let go, afraid she’d hurt him, but she felt Kakashi’s breath tickle her ear as he settled in behind her.

“Don’t worry, Sakura. You’re doing just fine.” His calloused finders started trailing over her curves, beginning the process of arousal all over again. “Keep it up.”

Thus encouraged, she slowly began to stroke Sai, experimenting with different levels of pressure and speed. Sai, for his part, was an excellent test subject, being unusually expressive, and apparently somewhat overwhelmed by his body’s response. Sakura suddenly realized that it was more than likely that this was his first time, as well, unless Root had had some nasty sort of hazing ritual she didn’t want to know about. Kami knew, no one in their circle would sleep with him.

Oddly, she felt slightly comforted that she wasn’t the only novice.

She noticed that Kakashi’s breathing was growing increasingly unsteady, and she glanced over her shoulder at him. His shirt had disappeared at some point, and she was treated to the familiar-yet-previously-forbidden sight of her sensei’s exceedingly muscular torso. Unfortunately, she could feel that his pants had disappeared as well, but unless she could figure out how to become an instant contortionist, she couldn't see anything. But what she COULD see . . .

She damn near started drooling. Inner Sakura was doing her happy dance again.

And right then, just to put the metaphorical sprinkles on top, Naruto appeared from her other side and slid behind Kakashi, resting his blonde head on the older man’s shoulder.

Her heart stopped when they kissed.

Inner Sakura fainted from blood loss as two geysers erupted from her nostrils, putting an instant end to the happy dance.

The legs beneath her shifted as Sai’s curiosity got the better of him. He leaned to peek around her, Sakura obligingly shifting a little to the side. His eyes widened at the erotic scene pressed up against the woman’s back. His cock twitched noticeably in her hand, something she could sympathize with, as she was probably the wettest she’d ever been in her damned life.

The occasional teenage hormone-driven fantasy had nothing on reality.

In a fit of inspiration (and a small fit of jealousy by how turned on Sai was by the tableau behind her), Sakura leaned over and popped the head of Sai’s cock in her mouth.

“FUCK!” Sai gasped, hands flying to her bubblegum locks. He looked so genuinely shocked that Sakura almost giggled. Instead, she started working her mouth downward.

There was a faint wet sound as the men behind her broke of their kiss at the sound of Sai swearing. Sakura felt Kakashi lean forward, pressing against her back as he rested his head on her shoulder, watching her progress. Naruto gracelessly flopped down on the futon. She could see he was already hard again as he watched them avidly, that shit-eating grin still firmly in place.

Kakashi seemed to have gotten over his distraction, and was kissing between her shoulders blades as one hand snaked around her thigh to her center. Sakura let out a muffled squeal as he dipped two fingers inside her, letting his thumb rest on her clit. She was already so aroused she knew it wouldn’t take too much encouragement to make her come again.

Naruto suddenly shifted closer and whispered, “Let me help.”

Sai’s cock slid from her mouth as she jerked up in surprise. ‘Did he just-?!?’

Her jaw then dropped further when Naruto leaned closer and took up where she left off. She could hear Kakashi utter a small whimper as he watched.

[‘Holyfuckdamnshitsofuckinghot-OH!’]

Without warning, Kakashi yanked his fingers from her soaking pussy and replaced them with his member, pushing in roughly. The feeling of him shoving inside her was so intense that she came instantly, screaming Kakashi’s name.

Kakashi froze, holding onto his control with all the iron will he’d developed as a shinobi. He gritted his teeth as her walls clamped down like a vise, threatening to milk him dry. After several seconds, as Sakura started to come down from her high, he grinned at Naruto and Sai, who were watching him. Feeling that some gloating was in order, he licked the tip of his finger and drew an imaginary '1' in the air.

He had to equally suppress the urge to cackle evilly at the murderous looks the boys gave him as they realized what he meant. Naruto may have had her first, and Sai was still in the middle of the first blowjob, but his name was the first one she'd screamed in ecstasy.

Damn, he was good.

As Sakura slowly regained her senses, she noticed her throat felt a touch raw. She wondered briefly whether it was from her fellative activities or whether she'd imagined screaming her sensei's name or not. She blushed, darkly. If the latter was the case, her neighbors were going to be pissed.

[Fuck em'] Inner Sakura advised.

'That seems to be the theme of the evening, doesn't it?' she thought wryly.

[It's working so far. Now, back to those fellative activities, dammit!]

Sakura nearly needed a vocabulary lesson as Kakashi did a little roll with his hips that made her see stars. Forcing herself to focus, she reached for the man beneath her.

This time, though, she had competition. Naruto grinned ferally at her, "C'mere, Sakura-chan. I'll help."

Together, they explored Sai's body from naval to knees, and Naruto, being in a better position, mapped out his teammate's upper torso as well. Their combined efforts elicited the most delicious sounds Sakura had ever heard. Her contributions, however, became more and more erratic as Kakashi gradually picked up his pace behind her, until she was finally fully on her hands and knees, muffling her cries into Sai's firm stomach. She arched her back like a cat as Naruto 'helpfully' wedged his fingers between her and Sai, playing with her oversensitive clit. And Sakura knew he HAD to be doing SOMEthing to Kakashi down there, because every so often, the older man would make a surprised sound, coupled with an extra hard thrust.

Not that she was complaining. [Oh, HELL no!]

Sai seemed close to the end of his rope. She almost didn’t recognize his voice as he brokenly whispered, “S-Sakura, Naruto . . . p-please!”

Naruto looked up from where he’d been making lazy circles around the head of Sai’s cock with his tongue. Grinning, he mocked, “Are you sure, Sai-san? I could tease you all night, if you liked.”

The now-healthily-flushed man’s voice was strained. “Let me finish, Naruto-kun.

Naruto have a chuckle that could only have been described as evil, and popped Sai’s dick into his mouth. His gaze suddenly grew thoughtful, and he pulled away again, causing his victim to buck and curse with annoyance. “I dunno, Sai. I seem to recall quite a few references to my manhood that would be nicely revenged right about now. One particular incident where you called me a ‘useless, dickless pantywaist’ comes to mind.” Naruto’s eyes were narrowed as his feral grin widened. “Paybacks are a bitch.”

Sai whimpered. He was so close.

Sakura felt a swell of pity, and managed to pull herself together. “And you‘re an ass.” With that, she leaned forward herself, pushed Naruto’s head away with hers, and took Sai as deeply into her mouth as she could, sucking hard.

She kept her eyes on Sai’s face as he gave a final, heaving buck and came hard. She nearly gagged in surprise as cum shot into the back of her throat, but she managed to catch most of it, sucking softly.

[Wow.]

Sakura agreed. She wished she had the artist’s ability right then, so she could capture the way he looked. His usually ghostlike complexion was damn near healthy looking, his hair damp with sweat and spread across her pillow. She felt, for a moment, like Pygmalion must have felt, having brought to life the marble statue of his love to life with a kiss.

Well, her mouth was involved at least. . .

She sat up a bit, letting his softening member slide out of her mouth. She felt a small trickle of cum dribble down her chin, but as she raised her hand to wipe it off, she found Naruto’s hand on her. He was eyeing her mouth hungrily, and before she could say or do anything, the blonde had leaned in and licked the semen off her chin, then thrust his tongue past her lips, searching for more of Sai’s essence.

“Selfish brat,” she heard Kakashi mutter behind her. He’d slowed enough that they could all watch Sai’s spectacular meltdown.

Naruto broke the kiss with a grin, and stuck his tongue out at Kakashi.

Kakashi grabbed the fox by the scruff, and hauled him into a kiss.

[LUST PUDDLE!]

How lucky could one girl get?

As she damn near sprained her neck trying to get the best view of the orgasm-inspiring view taking place within three inches of her right ear, she realized that Kakashi had been behind her the whole time. She wanted to be able to see him. “Sensei? Could you lie down?” If her face hadn’t already been flushed with exertion, it would have gone red right then.

Kakashi broke off with Naruto, who had a slightly dazed look in his eyes. He chuckled at her, “Want to ride?”

Never mind, maybe she could blush. How she could go from feeling like a sex kitten one second and the blushing virgin in the next, she had no idea.

She blamed Inner Sakura.

“Just shut up and lay down,” she paused, considering. “Please.”

There was a general snicker from the peanut gallery as Kakashi obeyed. Sakura climbed over him, and he helped her sink onto him from above, groaning softly.

‘HOLY . . .’ the young woman’s eyes widened as the new position caused Kakashi to hit places he hadn’t before. 'Oh, God! We should have tried this before!' She rocked on him a little, gasping in delight.

Kakashi’s hands came up and grasped her hips. “Sakura . . .” his voice had a harsh edge to it, and the one eye he had on her seemed even more intense than the Sharingan, if that were possible, “I’ve been very patient, but I AM only human.”

She hummed in pleasure as she rocked more urgently, “Hai, sensei. I’m a-almost . . . there.”

Naruto appeared at her back and took Kakashi’s previous position, though he was much more obvious about shoving his erection against her ass. When she tensed, he whispered, “Not this time, but soon, ‘kay? I’m just gonna help, for now.”

As she nodded, she felt those fingers sliding between her thighs again, causing her to jerk against Kakashi, which caused him to grab her hips harder and start thrusting fiercely, which caused her to inner muscles to clench as she flew off into another orgasm. The man beneath her quickly followed, and they both groaned at the incredible sensations caused by the chain reaction.

With a grunt, Naruto came as well, spilling over the small of her back before pulling Sakura off of their leader and falling to one side.

The next few minutes passed in comfortable silence as the group’s breathing gradually slowed and the adrenaline slowly faded. Sakura felt absolutely boneless, and prayed that the others were as tired, since she didn’t think she could go one more time.

Well, not for a couple of hours, at least.

Naruto, with his stamina, was naturally the first to recover. He propped himself up on one elbow, and gently trailed a fingertip down the valley between her breasts. “So, Sakura-chan. Was it good for you?”

The other three jounin couldn’t help but grin/groan/grimace in response, and one of the male voices mumbled something about needing a weapon. Sakura would have hit the smug blonde with a pillow, but she didn’t think she could move, especially as they were rather tightly packed together so that no one was on the floor. She wondered if the others looked as wonderful as she felt, so she lifted her head just a touch so she could see over the swell of Kakashi’s chest.

Sai was laying back, his eyes closed, and his face had the most sincerely content expression she’d ever seen on it. He’d had the most time to recover while she’d been caught up in a Team Seven sandwich, and looked like he would be more than happy to fall asleep, at peace with the world and himself.

Amazing what a good blowjob could do.

Kakashi . . . she looked at him out of the corner of her eye. He was directly to her right, and his Sharingan an eye was closed, so she knew she was laying in his blind spot. The thought annoyed her, so she sat up, her position mirroring Naruto’s.

With the removal of his mask, the whole team had discovered that Hatake Kakashi was handsome enough to make their early assumptions about fish lips and buck teeth seem almost preferable. Seriously, the man could convert nuns at fifty paces. And now, with his hair all messed up and falling over his eyes, the lightly sweat dewed muscular torso and a six pack that was enough to blow a girl’s mind, Inner Sakura wept for joy.

[HELL YEAH!]

Sakura grinned at him, “You feeling better, old man?” The ‘old man’ in question glared with his normal eye as the other two eighteen year olds in the group laughed.

“I’m going to kick your pretty little ass in tomorrow’s training,” he growled.

Sakura snickered, “That’s going to be a feat, considering you gave us tomorrow off already.”

She could see the rain clouds over Kakashi’s head as he realized she was right, nipping his perceived revenge in the bud.

Sai decided to be comforting, “While the onset in senility can be somewhat discomfiting-” He was silenced by a well placed elbow.

As Sakura lay back, she grinned. All was right with the world. She pulled Naruto down to spoon against her back as she cuddled up to Kakashi, sliding an arm over his waist.

Sai bravely reached over the offended sensei to take Sakura’s hand. His eyes were serious as he said quietly, “Sakura-chan, I don’t wish for you to do this with anyone else, either. Please stay with us.”

Sakura’s heart warmed, and she smiled at the artist. “Not a problem. I think the three of you are more than enough to keep me busy, thank you.”

The room fell quiet again as they started drifting contentedly into sleep.

Suddenly, there was a tired giggle from the woman in the center.

“Fuck him.”

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A/N: Again, sorry for the wait!

All right, now that you’ve got what you came for, let me just take a moment to thank all my reviewers. I honestly didn’t expect such a wonderful response(and the cookies are extra nice, too! : )

All right, now I just have to wait for Sakura-chan to tell me what’s going to happen next. Wish me luck!

Oh, and, being as this is my first lemon, constructive criticism is always welcome. If you don’t want to put it in a review, you can email me directly at blackwidina@hotmail.com, or catch me on MSN Messenger. Ja ne!