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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
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Adult +
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15
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1,799
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35
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On Your Mark, Get Set, RUN!
Chapter Four_On Your Mark, Get Set, RUN!
As the last traces of sleep slowly left Sasuke’s consciousness, he became very aware of two things. One, Naruto was awake…which was about the same as someone telling him Sunagakure had blossomed into a lush forest during the previous night. Naruto NEVER woke up before him. Not even when Sasuke chose to sleep in.
And two…both of Sasuke’s hands were drawn above his head, with something cold and heavy weighing on them.
That certainly got Sasuke’s eyes shooting open.
Naruto sat patiently on a chair he’d set next to Sasuke’s bed, several easels set up with professionally drawn (in Naruto’s opinion) posters resting on them.
He wasn’t tired, to excited and slightly scared of his new mission to sleep much that night. So after getting everything set up and Sasuke tied down securely, he’d settled with watching Sasuke sleep.
And sure enough, at five o’clock exactly, the teme stirred out of his sleep. And then his eyes shot open. And then he looked around at his handcuffed hands and then at Naruto. And then Naruto was dodging a very angry kick from Sasuke’s free legs.
“NARUTO!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS!?!”
Naruto crashed to the floor with a grunt and lay there, where he was safely out of reach of Sasuke’s kicking legs. He hadn’t thought about restraining those.
“BASTARD! DOBE! UNLOCK THESE DAMN THINGS RIGHT NOW! I’LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD-“
Naruto sighed and rubbed his head, taking a courageous breath. Finally he got to his feet and crossed his arms at the enraged Uchiha, taking on his newly developed teaching stance before the other man.
“Calm down, Sasuke. These are just some necessary precaut-“
“NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS, MY ASS! DOBE!!”
Naruto sighed and blew at a strand of hair in his eyes, waiting for Sasuke to either calm down or supply him with an opening in which he could then stuff a sock into his mouth.
Of course, a handcuffed Uchiha does NOT calm down in such a situation. So about ten minutes later, Naruto was preparing his lesson while an irate Sasuke glared heatedly at him with his Konoha bandana tied as a mouth gag.
Naruto coughed to clear his throat, wanting to take this seriously so Sasuke wouldn’t think it was all a joke. “Now that everything’s prepared and you’ve calmed down… (he got a glare on that one)…we’ll begin today’s important lesson.”
Naruto pulled out a long wooden pointer thingy Iruka had always used and he’d borrowed, using it to point at the first poster on his easel. “Sex Education 101!”
Sasuke made a noise which was definitely a surprised and indignant exclaimation, considering his glare was gone and instead his eyes were now wide open in shock.
Naruto would have loved to take a picture and harass Sasuke about that for the rest of his life, but he was trying to be serious.
“First, we’ll begin with basic anatomy,” Naruto started, pulling the poster away to reveal the next one on the easel. It was a lumpy and poorly drawn object. Naruto pointed at it with a serious expression. “This, is a woman’s lower genitals. It is commonly referred to as the vagina.”
Sasuke just raised an eyebrow at the horrible artwork, which made Naruto flush in embarrassment and annoyance. “Shut it, teme! I worked hard drawing these up last night! Anyway, the vagina has many slang references. Pussy, cunt, and snatch are examples.”
Naruto moved on to the next poster, but it caught the others and spilled down onto the floor. Cursing, Naruto turned and quickly picked the cards all up and resituated them onto the easel. Coughing once again to reestablish his teacher aura, he turned and swung the pointer to the next card, looking at Sasuke seriously again.
Only…Sasuke was gone. Naruto stared dumbly at the empty bed and the unlocked handcuffs for a moment, his brain wondering what the hell had just happened. Then he heard the front door slam shut and it hit him. Ninjas were taught early on how to untie or unbind themselves.
“FUCK!!!” Naruto shouted out in dismay, dropping his pointer stick in a panic. Sasuke had escaped!
Naruto grabbed what posters he could and ran for the door, dead determined not to let the teme escape. He needed to learn this stuff, and damnit, it was Naruto’s duty to educate him!
“SASUKE, GET YOUR WUSSY VIRGIN ASS BACK HERE NOW!!” Naruto screamed out once he was outside, looking left and right for any trace of the escapee.
A knocked over pile of crates that hadn’t been like that last night cued him on the direction Sasuke had ran in, and Naruto took off after him at full speed.
As the last traces of sleep slowly left Sasuke’s consciousness, he became very aware of two things. One, Naruto was awake…which was about the same as someone telling him Sunagakure had blossomed into a lush forest during the previous night. Naruto NEVER woke up before him. Not even when Sasuke chose to sleep in.
And two…both of Sasuke’s hands were drawn above his head, with something cold and heavy weighing on them.
That certainly got Sasuke’s eyes shooting open.
Naruto sat patiently on a chair he’d set next to Sasuke’s bed, several easels set up with professionally drawn (in Naruto’s opinion) posters resting on them.
He wasn’t tired, to excited and slightly scared of his new mission to sleep much that night. So after getting everything set up and Sasuke tied down securely, he’d settled with watching Sasuke sleep.
And sure enough, at five o’clock exactly, the teme stirred out of his sleep. And then his eyes shot open. And then he looked around at his handcuffed hands and then at Naruto. And then Naruto was dodging a very angry kick from Sasuke’s free legs.
“NARUTO!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS!?!”
Naruto crashed to the floor with a grunt and lay there, where he was safely out of reach of Sasuke’s kicking legs. He hadn’t thought about restraining those.
“BASTARD! DOBE! UNLOCK THESE DAMN THINGS RIGHT NOW! I’LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD-“
Naruto sighed and rubbed his head, taking a courageous breath. Finally he got to his feet and crossed his arms at the enraged Uchiha, taking on his newly developed teaching stance before the other man.
“Calm down, Sasuke. These are just some necessary precaut-“
“NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS, MY ASS! DOBE!!”
Naruto sighed and blew at a strand of hair in his eyes, waiting for Sasuke to either calm down or supply him with an opening in which he could then stuff a sock into his mouth.
Of course, a handcuffed Uchiha does NOT calm down in such a situation. So about ten minutes later, Naruto was preparing his lesson while an irate Sasuke glared heatedly at him with his Konoha bandana tied as a mouth gag.
Naruto coughed to clear his throat, wanting to take this seriously so Sasuke wouldn’t think it was all a joke. “Now that everything’s prepared and you’ve calmed down… (he got a glare on that one)…we’ll begin today’s important lesson.”
Naruto pulled out a long wooden pointer thingy Iruka had always used and he’d borrowed, using it to point at the first poster on his easel. “Sex Education 101!”
Sasuke made a noise which was definitely a surprised and indignant exclaimation, considering his glare was gone and instead his eyes were now wide open in shock.
Naruto would have loved to take a picture and harass Sasuke about that for the rest of his life, but he was trying to be serious.
“First, we’ll begin with basic anatomy,” Naruto started, pulling the poster away to reveal the next one on the easel. It was a lumpy and poorly drawn object. Naruto pointed at it with a serious expression. “This, is a woman’s lower genitals. It is commonly referred to as the vagina.”
Sasuke just raised an eyebrow at the horrible artwork, which made Naruto flush in embarrassment and annoyance. “Shut it, teme! I worked hard drawing these up last night! Anyway, the vagina has many slang references. Pussy, cunt, and snatch are examples.”
Naruto moved on to the next poster, but it caught the others and spilled down onto the floor. Cursing, Naruto turned and quickly picked the cards all up and resituated them onto the easel. Coughing once again to reestablish his teacher aura, he turned and swung the pointer to the next card, looking at Sasuke seriously again.
Only…Sasuke was gone. Naruto stared dumbly at the empty bed and the unlocked handcuffs for a moment, his brain wondering what the hell had just happened. Then he heard the front door slam shut and it hit him. Ninjas were taught early on how to untie or unbind themselves.
“FUCK!!!” Naruto shouted out in dismay, dropping his pointer stick in a panic. Sasuke had escaped!
Naruto grabbed what posters he could and ran for the door, dead determined not to let the teme escape. He needed to learn this stuff, and damnit, it was Naruto’s duty to educate him!
“SASUKE, GET YOUR WUSSY VIRGIN ASS BACK HERE NOW!!” Naruto screamed out once he was outside, looking left and right for any trace of the escapee.
A knocked over pile of crates that hadn’t been like that last night cued him on the direction Sasuke had ran in, and Naruto took off after him at full speed.