Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke several hours later, feeling much better. He turned to his bed to see Kakuzu sleeping. "Kakuzu~!"

Kakuzu rolled off the bed when he heard his name being said and growled.

Hidan laughed. "Not used to a twin bed are you?" he turned the electric blanket off, "We should do what every one else did and sell these and get a king."

Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "Who says we're ever sleeping in the same bed again? That was an accident and it was only because I was tired. That will never ever happen again."

Hidan gave a cocky smile. "Well one bed is cheaper. Less sheets to clean." he flipped his hair, smiling.

Kakuzu let out a low growl, "You put the sheets together in one washing machine when you clean. I'm never. Ever. Getting one bed."

"You still need to use more softener and detergent. Thus you waste money. But whatever." Hidan smiled, "I'm feeling better."

"Wasting money in this case is a priority."

"As I said whatever. You're choice." Hidan stretched, his lean muscles rippling under his pale skin, "Did you have a nice nap?"

Kakuzu shook his head, looking away from Hidan, "No I had a horrible nap."

"Well, now you know why I wake up all crabby in the morning. The bed is one-hundred years old and uncomfortable." Hidan moved to the floor, sitting next to Kakuzu, "It the floor better then my bed?"

"The bed wasn't the issue," he muttered, glaring at Hidan as he sat next to him. Kakuzu stood up and walked away from Hidan, going to his desk.

"But you must agree it's uncomfortable." Hidan said, "Then what’s the issue? You said it was fine."

"It's not uncomfortable, I've never had a partner complain about how the beds were uncomfortable," Kakuzu muttered,

"That's because they were to terrified to say so." Hidan replied, crossing his arms over his chest, "It sucks and it is older then you. Your bed is better then mine!" Hidan muttered angrily. "Why did me sleeping in your bed piss you off? You said I could."

Kakuzu shook his head, "My bed is no better, nor worse than yours, it is in the eye off the beholder." A softer sigh came from his lips, hoping to that Hidan would believe that what Kakuzu had said about him sleeping in his bed was a nothing but delirium. "I never said you could, so stop putting words into my fucking mouth Hidan or I will lock your head in the basement so no one will ever have listen to you again!"

"You said it was fine that I was in it! You could have moved me!" Hidan crawled back onto Kakuzu's bed, "Why didn't you have a good nap?"

Kakuzu slammed his fist into the desk, "Hidan! Stop putting words into mouth! Fuck! I hate it when you do that. And I would’ve moved you but you're such a fatty I couldn't." He glared at the wall in concentration. "I didn't have a good nap because you were sleeping in my bed. Now get out of my bed."

"Yes you did... I wasn't that sick..." Hidan whimpered, his throat tightening from the effort not to cry, "A-and I'm n-not f-fat." He inhaled sharply, failing at keeping his tears in, "Y-you've picked me up be-before." He started to sob quietly, feeling like a fool and wimp.

Kakuzu sighed, "Hidan... don't start crying." He looked over to him with a bit of pain in his eyes before walking over to Hidan. "Hidan, you're an S-Rank criminal, don't go baby on me." Looking cautiously around the room, after a few moments, he wrapped his arms around Hidan's waist. "No, you're not fat, just like this will never be repeated or used against me."

Hidan buried his face in Kakuzu's chest. "Sh-shut up. I've seen lots of evil m-men cry." he nuzzled the stitched man's neck, "If I'm not fat then why did you say I w-was?"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan closer and stroked his back, "I only said you were fat because I was angry."

Hidan mumbled, reaching up and tugging down Kakuzu's mask. "Stupid heathen." He said, grasping the back of Kakuzu's head and pulled him down, kissing him fiercely.

Kakuzu smirked down at Hidan when he was called a stupid heathen. Ah, there was the Hidan he knew. Though he wasn't much of a kisser, he still leaned into the kiss, twining his fingers into Hidan's silver locks.

Hidan turned a bit, allowing himself to wrap his legs around Kakuzu's waist. He whimpered into the kiss, he loved the feeling of having his hair gently pulled. He leaned back, laying down and pulling Kakuzu on top of him. He pulled away from the kiss panting. "Kuzu..."

Kakuzu struggled from Hidan once the kiss was broken, "No, I will not have sex with you Hidan. So don't even think I will." He walked back over to his desk and scowled slightly.

Hidan rolled over onto his stomach, getting on his knees and sitting with his back turned to Kakuzu. "Why won't you?"

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan and shrugged, "I'm just not in the mood to have sex."

Hidan pouted, going to his own bed and sitting down. "Fine." he bit his lip before grabbing his own member, touching it softly. He gasped and shivered. "I'll j-just touch myself then..." His hands moved more confidently, massaging himself with more force; moaning.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "Go ahead you horny bastard, I'm not going to stop you... Or join either you in this case."

Hidan glared darkly before stopping, getting under the covers. "Fuck you."

Hidan laid there for what seemed like hours. He sat up again pouting. "You in the mood yet?" he asked.

Kakuzu shook his head, "Hidan... It's only been ten minutes. No, I'm not in the mood."

"What will get you in the mood?" Hidan asked, leaning against the headboard.

Kakuzu shrugged, "I don't know, Viagra slipped into my drink? Nothing else though."

"Maybe a massage?" Hidan asked, "Not a regular one. Tantric massage."

Kakuzu looked at Hidan, "You really want sex, don't you? Fine, I'll try the massage." He walked over to his bed and began to remove all of his clothing in the process.

Hidan beamed. "You're going to love tantric massage." Hidan reached under his bed and pulled out some fragrant oil before moving to Kakuzu's bed. Kakuzu laid down and Hidan put some pillows under his head, hips, and knees. "You must know I need to touch everything. I've only read how to do Lingam massage however. Okay, take some deep calming breaths."

Kakuzu sighed and raised a brow at Hidan, "I'm sure I will." He yawned, not really caring as to what Hidan’s was about to do for the moment, he was sure that would all change soon. "Okay..." He complied with Hidan and took a few deep, calming breaths.

Hidan rolled his eyes before lightly trailing his fingers down his body, stopping at his feet. He squirted some oil into his hand before massage them firmly. He touched every part of Kakuzu's feet, ending on his toes.

"The pathways to the earth and heavens are first." Hidan said, his fingers trailing up Kakuzu's body again. He stopped on Kakuzu's brow. He rubbed there softly, his fingers trailing over the stitched man's eyes and lips. “How do you feel? Relaxed?"

Kakuzu's eyes closed and he let out a relaxed sighed, "Yes, I feel... Very relaxed." he murmured, a wave of tiredness passing over him.

"Stay awake." Hidan said softly, his fingers moving to Kakuzu's legs, "You can't fall asleep." His fingers continued to work their magic, moving everywhere. He smiled as he looked at Kakuzu's member, standing erect.

"You in the mood now?" Hidan asked, his fingers prodding Kakuzu’s scrotum with up most care, “Or do you want me to continue the massage for a while longer?”

“I'll try," Kakuzu mumbled after a few minutes of the massage, pure bliss painted onto his face. By the time Hidan had gotten to his legs and gentiles he was already letting out breathy moans and was panting lightly. A slight shiver ran through his body when Hidan prodded him, "I think I'm in the mood, but you'll have to ride me, I'm somewhat tired."

Hidan nodded, squirting more oil onto Kakuzu's member and grabbing another pillow to put under the older's head. "I want you to watch me ride you." he commanded. He grasped the large organ and used it to prod at his entrance, only letting the head penetrate him before pulling it out again. He repeated the action several times before finally sliding all the way down. "Oh~ you're really big... Tight enough for you?" He clenched his muscles around the organ, groaning.

Kakuzu raised a brow; "I never thought you'd be one to use lube when you're not a female." A slight nod was his response to when Hidan said he wanted him to watch. Kakuzu growled when Hidan kept only sliding him in a little before pulling out. He shifted his hips the slightest while he was finally in Hidan so he could be more comfortable. "Mm, yeah, you're plenty tight enough."

Hidan leaned back on his hands and began moving his hips in a circular motion. "Kakuzu~! Mm, shit..." Hidan then moved his hips up and down, hissing and already close to coming. He had missed this. He tilted his head back and began to pray for forgiveness. "Take one of your threads and wrap it around the base of my penis. Please~ I don't want to come yet."

Kakuzu slipped his arms around Hidan's waist when he began to move. A soft groan slipped from his lips. His hand moved up to fondle softly at Hidan's chest, stopping at the symbol on his rosary and pulling it off, breaking the latch and tossing it in the corner of the room. "You look so much sexier with out the rosary." A thread snaked out and wrapped around the base of Hidan's penis like he was asked to do.

"If I wasn't so god damned horny I would stop right now." Hidan hissed, raking his nails down Kakuzu's legs. He lent forward again, his hands resting on his partner’s chest. He grew tired rather quickly, still somewhat sick. "I need a break. Just a q-quick one" Hidan said, lying down on Kakuzu's chest, "Would you like to fuck me from behind?" Hidan rhythmically clenched his muscles so Kakuzu would remain erect.

Kakuzu smirked, "I guess I'm lucky then?" Slowly, he began to rub Hidan's back when he laid down against his chest, "No, I want to see how you finish. And I like watching you bounce up and down like that, very much a turn-on."

"Fine." Hidan said with a huff, sitting up again. He began moving his hips again. "You can remove the thread now... Mm!" Hidan set up a fast and rough pace, hissing and cursing. He grabbed him self and ran his fingers against the taunt flesh, once again nearing climax. "Punch me Kakuzu." he said quietly, leaning over his partner, "I don't think I can come with out some pain."

Kakuzu placed his hands on Hidan's hips once more, helping him move his hips so it wouldn't be as tiring. The thread retracted back into his body and his eyes slipped close as he panted. "Punch you? I think I know something better than punching you." His hand fumbled around in one of the drawers by his bedside while the other took Hidan's hand off of his member, sucking and nipping on the fingers . After a few moments of searching, he found the kunai, digging it into Hidan's back, just where he was sure he had a clear shot for one of Hidan's lungs.

Hidan made a choked garble, his back bowing to such a degree it looked like it would break. He came, his hands pawing Kakuzu's chest and his semen splattering onto Kakuzu's chest and cheek. He trembled as he laid down on Kakuzu's chest again, cleaning the man off with his tongue.

Kakuzu bucked his hips a few more times into Hidan after he came, filling up his partner's tight entrance with semen. After he came, his head tilted back painfully and he moaned as he pulled Hidan off of him. "Shit, Hidan that was amazing."

"I-I couldn't agree more." Hidan said, panting heavily, "Sorry. I got some of my semen on your face." He sighed, kissing Kakuzu's chest. "How could you think you were bad at sex?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "I could care less if you got semen on my face." His fingers began to trace Hidan's bony, prominent spine. "I don't think I'm bad at sex, all I know is that there are a lot of men that are better than me. Trust me, I would know."

Hidan scooted up to Kakuzu's face, licking his semen of the man's cheek, shivering as Kakuzu's finger trailed down his back. "Does that mean you have been on the receiving end before?" he asked, his mouth moving to Kakuzu's lips, "I can't see that what so ever."

Kakuzu let his arms come to resting at Hidan's waist, pulling him closer. He looked to the side when Hidan asked if he'd been on the receiving end, "Once or twice when I was completely drunk I've been on the receiving end." He shrugged, pressing his lips against Hidan's. "It's not that unusual."

"I can't think of many men who would stab their sex partner when they asked for it." Hidan murmured against Kakuzu's lips before kissing him again, "I don't think I want to be on top. I like you being in me. Fuck, I'll make sure you're the only one who gets to fuck me." He tucked his head under his partner’s chin. "We need to continue our lessons. I want to know more positions. Riding you is great, but it makes me tired."

"Come to think of it, neither could I," Kakuzu said, leaning into the kiss placed against his lips. "Who said I would even let you be on top, you're the uke and will always be an uke." A low growl came from Kakuzu, "I will be the only man inside of you, no doubt. You are mine now. No one else can touch you." He buried his face into Hidan's hair. "Okay... We'll continue our lessons every Friday, Saturday, And Monday. Or when ever I'm in the mood."

Hidan groaned. "Shit. That possessiveness turns me on. Oh well. Will you get this kunai out of my back?" Hidan sighed happily, "Can we still have sex out side of lessons?"

Kakuzu nodded solemnly and pulled the kunai out of Hidan's back, making sure to make it painful as he did so. A torn look came onto his face, "I suppose, it all depends if I'm in the mood."

Hidan smiled, kissing Kakuzu again. "Did Konan give my clothes back or is my closet filled with woman's clothing?"

Kakuzu shrugged and yawned, "I don't know, I'm not the keeper of your clothes."

Hidan huffed before standing up and going to his closet opening it. "Fuck you Konan. Fuck you. I'll just run around naked." he slammed the door closed and went back to Kakuzu, crawling onto his bed and curling next to him. "Stupid bitch. I'll kill her." He picked at a line of stitching on Kakuzu's arm. "So... Did you ever have sex with your other Akatsuki partners?"

Kakuzu let go of Hidan and watched him with an amused smirk as he went to his closet to find it still full of woman's clothing. "I wouldn't object to you running around naked." His arm slid around Hidan's waist once more and he pulled the blanket over them. The question Hidan asked him took him by surprise and he nodded slowly, hesitantly, "Yes, my first one, actually. She lived the longest until she was killed in battle."

"I'm sure you would love it. But then that pervert Kisame would see me." Hidan scowled, rubbing Kakuzu's chest, "Who do you like having sex with better? Me or her?" Hidan was suddenly becoming jealous even though she was long dead. "I mean I'd let you do anything to me if I was okay with it."

Kakuzu frowned and glared at particularly nothing, "Yes... I wouldn't want that." His grip tightened on Hidan's waist. "I don't know... I guess her. It's just that... There was more feeling in it." He sighed and stroked Hidan's hair,

"What feelings are in this? With me?" Hidan pouted childishly, "Are you going to sleep with other people besides me?" Hidan did not understand that a relationship took time. As far as everything was concerned Kakuzu still hated him and, as he said, was only a good fuck that was really tight and had not one STD.

“Hidan... I don't know what my feelings are with you." Kakuzu mumbled. "No, I don't think I will sleep with any other person besides you. I don't need anyone else." He sighed and rubbed Hidan's back again. He didn't know how long it was going to take him to develop feelings for Hidan.

"You better not." Hidan grumbled, kissing Kakuzu's nose before nibbling on it, "Would you want me to keep giving you massages? You seemed to really like it." Hidan darted under the covers, laughing softly before licking Kakuzu's member. His mouth enveloped the head, sucking it softly.

Kakuzu smirked at what Hidan said, poking his side. "I don't see why you're telling me what to do, uke. And yes, I'd like you to keep giving me massages." Kakuzu groaned softly when Hidan licked his member and enveloped the head, "Mm, Hidan, not now…" he stated, tugging on Hidan's hair to bring him back up.

The lump under the covers quivered. "I'm just giving you oral sex. I'm to tired to have sex sex." Hidan continued, rubbing the organ against his face. He tugged the covers down so his head and Kakuzu's groin was exposed to the air. He let his hair skate over his partner's heated skin before taking one of his testicles into his mouth. He licked the wrinkled skin softly, one hand continuing to stroke Kakuzu's member while his other rubbed the stitched man's entrance.

Kakuzu disguised a groan with a growl as he pulled Hidan's hair harder to get him to come back up, "I'm serious, I really am not in the mood for oral sex, so get your scrawny ass up here."

"What are you going to do with this erection them, hmm?" Hidan asked, moving back up and pulling the blanket over them again, "Hee... It's making a tent." He poked the tented fabric softly, watching it visibly twitch. He looked back at Kakuzu and kissed him.

"I'll deal with it, it'll go away if ignored for long enough, "Kakuzu muttered, glaring at Hidan, "Gah, you're such a slut, you now that?" He smacked Hidan over the head when he began to poke at it. "Knock it off."

"Ow! I just thought it was cute." Hidan said, rubbing where Kakuzu had smacked him, "I'm sorry." He tossed his arm over Kakuzu's chest with a huff. "You're mean sometimes. You didn't need to hit me."

Kakuzu frowned and hit Hidan upside the head once more, this time playfully. "You're an idiot too." He sighed and pulled Hidan close to him, "Now, why'd you have to go and get me hard?"

Hidan pouted. "I was going to make you come but you stopped me."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair, "Who said I wanted to come?"

Hidan blushed. "Your penis, stupid." he moved up some more on the bed, pulling Kakuzu's head to his chest, "You're so sexy."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "And how old are you, thirteen? And since when have you been a penis whisperer?" He shook his head, "No, I'm not."

"Yes you are sexy. I wouldn't have sex with you if you weren't!" Hidan grasped both sides of Kakuzu's face and kissed him, "You're so fucking sexy. All those people who say otherwise are dumber then me."

Kakuzu raised brow at Hidan, "You hadn't even seen my hair before the first time we had sex, how would you know if I'm sexy or not?" He pulled away from the kiss slightly, turning his head away from Hidan. "You're annoying, you know that?"

"I saw your face. And I guess you had this sort of... allure to you also." Hidan said, pouting at Kakuzu's insult, "So... What sort of woman do you find attractive? I need to know so I can turn into your ideal woman when we have sex like that."

Kakuzu's hand slid over Hidan's ass slightly and groped it; a slight smirk on his lips, ignoring Hidan's for a bit. "Ideal woman? Hm... Perky c-cup breasts... Nice, firm ass, thin waist, a good hip size, not too large, but not too small, perfect thighs... and short, I suppose."

"Hm, I could do that." Hidan said, nodding, "Want me to try right now?"

Kakuzu shrugged and looked at Hidan, "Let me see how you'd look."

Hidan slid out of the bed and walked to the side Kakuzu was laying. He formed the necessary hand signs and was a woman again. He was now very short, maybe only coming up to the middle of Kakuzu's torso when the elder stood, the only hair on his now female body was on his scalp, eyelashes, and eyebrows. His breasts didn't sage and were tipped with perky nipples. He turned around and placed his hand on his bottom. "How’s this?" Hidan asked, resting his other hand on his broad hips, his hair reaching his lower back.

Kakuzu watched Hidan in interest as he preformed the jutsu, a slightly perverted look coming to his face. His arm reached out, tugging Hidan back to the bed, "I love it, it's perfect," he murmured, wanting to feel up Hidan's perfect body now.

Hidan smiled seductively, crawling on top of Kakuzu. He flung his long hair over his left shoulder. "Wanna touch? I'm here for you to caress after all." he ran his fingers down the stitching on Kakuzu's face, "I'm all yours."

Kakuzu put a hand behind Hidan's neck and pulled him into a kiss as his other hand grabbed at Hidan's breasts greedily. He pulled away from the kiss and began to trace his lips down Hidan's neck, biting down and leaving hickies every once and a while.

Hidan groaned, stretching out like a cat. "You greedy heathen. Is there another sin you wish to taint me with?" he moaned as Kakuzu bit his neck, finding it very arousing, "Fucking hell. Your mouth... So talented." Hidan hissed, "Bite me harder. Make me bleed."

Kakuzu began to roll one of Hidan's nipples between his fingers gently, not being too forceful. "There's always another sin that I want to taint you with, I don't want to go to hell alone, now do I?" Teasingly, he scraped his teeth against Hidan's skin before biting down and drawing blood.

"Ah... I'll go wherever you go as long as we keep having sex." Hidan rolled over, pulling Kakuzu on top of him, "Does my blood taste good?" He pulled Kakuzu up to him and kissed him, his tongue forcing it's way into Kakuzu's mouth, prodding the wet cavern tenderly.

"Mn, how do you always manage to make yourself sound so sluttish?" Kakuzu murmured, biting down harder on Hidan's neck. "Yes, it does." He let Hidan kiss him for a few moments before leaning down and taking one of Hidan's nipples into his mouth.

"It's because I am a slut. Only for you." Hidan cooed, running a hand along his collar, "I'm your whore. Only yours." Hidan whimpered as Kakuzu latched onto his nipple, running his fingers through the man's black hair as his left hand massaged his other breast. He pushed Kakuzu away and sat against the headboard, spreading his legs and trailing his hand down to his heat, stroking himself. "Mmm~ Kakuzu~!"

Kakuzu smirked, "My own personal whore. I like it. And I don't even have to pay you." He looked at Hidan, slightly confused as he was pushed away. His breath caught in his throat as he watched Hidan stroking his heat, licking his lips.

"Does this please y-you?" Hidan asked, flicking his well-formed clit with his nail, making him cry out. His left hand, which had still been massaging his breasts, soon joined the other, spreading his lips apart to show it off to Kakuzu. "Want to touch me here, Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu nodded when Hidan asked him if it pleased him. He shifted on the bed so he could watch Hidan touch himself better, getting more turned-on by the minute. He shook his head, "No, I wanna watch you touch yourself until you cum. It's… Very sexy."

Hidan whined. "That's no fun for me. This hardly feels as good as your callused fingers. I'll do it for two more minutes, but then you need to touch me, okay?" Hidan's finger began to prod himself again, now avoiding his clit in favor of his less sensitive lips. His fingers slid along the hairless skin, allowing Kakuzu a clear view of his quivering and deeply flushed heat. He briefly stroked the inside of himself before pulling his hands away. "It's been two minutes."

Kakuzu sighed and nodded, "Fine. Two minutes." And what a great two minutes those were. Once they were up, Kakuzu pulled Hidan's hand to his face, slowly sucking off the slight taste of him that was left on them while his other hand slipped two fingers into Hidan, his thumb rubbing rhythmically at his partner's clit.

"D-do I taste as good at the first t-time?" Hidan asked, the muscles of his tight heat throbbing around Kakuzu's fingers, "Kaku Ee! Hmm~ Jashin. Your hands are almost as skilled as your tongue." Hidan gripped the headboard, his hips trembling. "Oh~! There’s this spot inside of me... It feels so good when you touch it. Just rub it."

Kakuzu nodded instead of talking, intent of getting all of Hidan's essence off of his fingers. He began to slowly move his fingers around, trying to find Hidan's sweet spot. Once he was sure he had gotten all of the flavor off of Hidan's fingers, he moved his head down and latched onto Hidan's clit, sucking softly.

Hidan cried out. "That's the spot, right there. Shit, rub there and tie my legs to the bed and wrists to the headboard. Make it so I have to beg you to stop." his hips lifted off the bed, in a vain attempt to lessen the stimulation, screaming as Kakuzu's mouth sucked on his clit, "No man can compare to you I-I'm sure of it. "

Kakuzu continued to rub that spot in Hidan, excited to taste his lover's delicious juice in his mouth. He did as Hidan said, tying his wrists and ankles tightly to the head and footboards. He quickly shifted from sucking to nibbling on Hidan's clit. After a few moments, he took his fingers out of Hidan, replacing them with his tongue.

Hidan cried, tears running down his cheeks. Nothing could compare to the ecstasy he was in. He wondered if the combination of his rituals and what Kakuzu was doing to him would feel even more intense. "Kaku-Kakuzu... I'm-I'm going to... Ah!" Hidan screamed, tossing his head back, smacking it against the headboard. His hips lurched closer to Kakuzu's face as he came, his juices flowing heavily over Kakuzu's tongue. He went limp, sobbing.

Kakuzu swallowed Hidan's juices, moving back over Hidan's body and wiping away the tears flowing down Hidan's face. "What's wrong? Did you not enjoy it Hidan?" He sighed, running a hand though his hair. "I didn't think it was that bad."

"I loved it. I fucking loved it. I don't think I could be as satisfied with anyone else." Hidan looked at Kakuzu with dazed eyes, some of his long hair clinging to his sweaty face, "You're all hard now though. Kakuzu, fuck me please."

Kakuzu nodded and stroked Hidan's cheek lightly. He couldn't help but be gentle with Hidan in his woman state, it reminded him a lot of his previous lover. Slowly, he entered Hidan, groaning at how tight he still was.

Hidan whined, his body more sensitive after his orgasm. He was sure he would come again. "Untie me, Kakuzu. And don't be gentle with me. I like it rough and violent weather I'm a man or woman. I'm still Hidan. Not her."

Hidan’s words stung a slowly reopening wound in Kakuzu’s chest. "I know you're not her," he pulled out of Hidan and untied him, getting up slowly and walking to the bedroom door, grabbing his towel and walking out of the room, to the shower.

Hidan watched Kakuzu leave, more tears flowing down his cheeks. Another pop and he was a man again. He rolled over onto his side and cried, feeling alone and unwanted.

Kakuzu took a quick cold shower, coming back to the room, catching Hidan crying on the bed. "Hidan.... Don’t cry…" he murmured, walking over to the bed and wrapping his arms around Hidan. "You can't blame me for wishing you were her, just for a few minutes... Ugh, I guess... I'm sorry."

"Why can't you be fucking happy with me?!" Hidan screamed into Kakuzu's chest, "It there something wrong with me?! How is she better then I am?! I'll never leave you! Ever! Not like she did! I'm better then her!" Hidan broke into sobs, clinging to Kakuzu like he was a lifeline.

Kakuzu just sighed and held Hidan closer to his chest. "You can't just expect me to drop her and be completely happy with you. She was my first love. You have to understand that. And personally, I don't care whether she left me or not, that doesn't make you better than her."

"I'll never die on you! I'll be with you for as long as you fucking live!" Hidan tried to catch his breath but his sobs were too strong, "I-I-I.... Why did you fucking leave me here like I didn't matter!?" Hidan began tearing at Kakuzu's stitching, sobbing. "How could you walk away?! I needed to know you wanted me and not some corpse!"

Kakuzu shuddered, "That's just not human Hidan. I want someone who will die." He rubbed Hidan's back slowly, "I left you because you said something that hurt me, badly, and you're just to selfish too realize it." He shook his head, "I needed to think, and maybe I do want just some corpse, but I would never refer to her as that."

"What's so selfish about wanting you to think of me when I'm the one you're having sex with?" Hidan asked, no longer yelling, "Think about her all you want... Just not when we're having sex. It's not fair..."

Kakuzu sighed and stroked Hidan's hair, "I guess I owe you that much." He leaned in and gave Hidan a soft kiss before biting roughly onto his lower lip to give the pain that Hidan most likely wanted.

"Thank you." Hidan muttered, wrapping his arms around Kakuzu's neck. He sighed in delight when Kakuzu bit him. He tangled his fingers in Kakuzu's stringy hair.

Kakuzu soon pulled back from the kiss, resting his forehead against Hidan's. "You need a shower, you reek of sex.”

"I know you just took one but..." Hidan bit his lip, "Will you take one with me again?” He paused before glaring at Kakuzu. “Never mind. I need to pray first.” He got out of the bed and picked up his rosary before grabbing a pike. "I don't want to die just yet."

Kakuzu was about to tell Hidan no, that he wasn't going to take a shower with him, when all of a sudden Hidan went to go pray. He huffed quietly and pulled the blankets up more, "You have fun doing that."

"I'm going to do it in the bathroom!" Hidan said, poking his head back into the room before leaving again.