Campaign of Distraction

Chapter 4
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Sasuke was leaning against the hood of the car with his back propped up against the windowsill waiting for Itachi to get close enough to start ranting. Maybe now Itachi would believe that he'd run away if he said he would.

Itachi made his way to the car, glaring daggers at his younger sibling. "Get in." was all he said as he opened his own door. He watched Sasuke glare before getting into the car and he sped off toward home once more.

It was silent for about five minutes, and then Itachi snapped. "Do you even know how much fucking trouble you’re in right now?"

"Not much. You wouldn’t dare make me run away again."

The car veered just a hair from Itachi's shock at how bold his brother was being. "Well, you're wrong, you're in SO much trouble you don't even know the half of it!"

"Cry me a river and build a bridge over it already, you know why I did this." Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked out the window to the world outside. Things hadn't gone quite how he had planned.

"Yes I know why you did it. God, how could I have raised such a spoiled little brat. I mean come on Sasuke; you could have gotten kidnapped or RAPED for fucks sake! Do you know how much stress you put me through? We don't live in the kind of area where you can just walk around by yourself at night!" He was beyond furious at this point. He just wanted to get home and go to bed. If Sasuke thought he was getting his way, than the brat had another thing coming.

"Nothing happened; I was fine! If you’d just fucking thought about what I might like then I wouldn’t have been forced to run away! All you had to do was say yes to one stupid little question and none of this would have happened. Besides I'm sure you and your fuck bunny Kakashi were ready to sex it up if I didn’t show up."

Tires screeched as Itachi pulled the car over to the side of the road. He turned with furious eyes to Sasuke. "Don't EVER talk about Kakashi like that AGAIN! Damn it Sasuke I thought you were mature for your age; then you go and pull something like this!" He took a few deep breaths to try and calm down but it just wasn't happening. He felt emotion well up inside him when he thought of all the horrible things that could have happened to Sasuke. He turned away from his little brother as tears started to gather in his eyes. He wouldn’t allow Sasuke to see his weakness. He was supposed to be the parental figure and be strong. "You really scared me Sasuke. I don't know what I would do if I ever lost you."

Sasuke sat in silence. It really wasn’t fair of him to condemn Kakashi like that. The white haired novelist had been good to him for as long as he could remember. “I didn’t mean to hurt you. I just want to see what you do for a living."

"Think about it if you were in my position Sasuke. What if all of a sudden you woke up one morning and I wasn't in the apartment and didn't come home until the next day. How would you feel during that time I was gone?" He was just so over it, but he really wanted Sasuke to understand what the little shit put him through for the past few hours.

Sasuke tried to think of what it would be like in his brother’s shoes and shuddered, it didn’t feel good at all. "It's the worst thing I can imagine. I’d be worried."

Itachi sighed and started driving again. "That's exactly what I went through tonight. You're the most important person in my life and I just don't want anything to happen to you." He pulled into his usual parking spot at the apartment complex. He turned to Sasuke after turning the engine off. "But, you have to understand that you're way too young to go to work with me. I'm sorry Sasuke but I can't take you."

"I don’t care. I'll skip school and follow you in a taxi if I have to! Why can’t you just trust me to know if something’s good for me when I see it for myself? I'm not the same little kid that got stolen from you."

Itachi sighed and got out of the car. "I've made my decision, I'm not going to change my mind." He walked up the stairs, knowing that Sasuke was right behind him. After opening the door he gave a small grunt as Sasuke forcefully pushed passed him into the house. Shaking his head, he gave an apologetic look to Kakashi who was currently watching TV and headed for the kitchen to make some more coffee for the man. "Sasuke, go to bed, it's already eleven; you have school tomorrow." he called out to the retreating from heading down the hallway.

"I'm not going to sleep tonight until you say I can go with you to work for just one day." Sasuke crossed his arms and tried to look deadly serious in the face of his brother’s worry and frustrations. He wanted to get this thing done tonight.

"I really don't care. Stay up if you want; I'm not changing my mind." He poured a fresh cup of coffee for Kakashi and handed it to the man once he made his way back out to the living room. He sat down heavily and leaned his weight on his neighbor. He needed some comfort.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at his brother and waltzed around the couch to set his fine little ass on the table in the middle of the room in front of the TV. He knew what his brother wanted, and how he wanted to do it but as the disgruntled brother with a mission he had to not care for a time. "I want to watch TV. Why don’t you two go toss each other’s salad in the bedroom before playing doctor? I really don’t want to share the room with you two."

Itachi sat up like a lightning bolt and looked at his little brother. "What? Where did you learn that? Do you even know what that means?"

Kakashi smiled nervously and hoped to high hell that it wasn't from one of his books.

"I learned it at school like everyone else. You know if you need help Kakashi I could help you spit-roast my brother."

Itachi almost choked on his own saliva as he stood up. "Alright, bed time for you." He grabbed his brother's small wrist and started to drag him toward the bedrooms.

Sasuke squealed in protest and kicked his brother’s knees out from under him as soon as he got oriented the right way, Damn it, why weren’t his plans working??!

Itachi fell to the ground but soon got the upper hand as he wrestled Sasuke underneath him and bodily sat on his squirming body. He grabbed Sasuke's wrist hard and held Sasuke's chest down with the other hand. "Ok, new deal. Either you go to bed quietly, or I'll make you sleep by breaking your wrist making pass out from the pain!" He really hoped it worked. Of course he would never hurt his baby brother, but desperate times...

"Break my wrist and I tell every teacher at school that you were roaring drink and beat me. It’s easy to fake bruises!"

Kakashi watched the fight over the back of the couch and itched to stop it somehow. These brother’s fought from time to time but the white haired man had never seen it this bad before. It was like Sasuke had completely lost his head and was going for blood.

Itachi scrambled off Sasuke like he had gotten punched. "Fuck this, I'm done!" He grabbed Kakashi by the arm and dragged the older man down the hall and into his bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

Sasuke snarled and followed the two older men down the hall and threw his shoulder against the locked door that led to his brother’s room. Sasuke was not about to let his brother get off that easily! He just wanted to know the truth about Itachi's late nights! Was that so wrong?

Itachi paced around his room and eventually sat on the bed where Kakashi was lounging. "I'm sorry you have to be here for this stupid fight." he said as he leaned against the older man once more.

"How'd this whole thing get started? I've read that kids today show warning signs before they do stupid things like run away to prove a point." Kakashi lounged on the bed and looked at his now legal lover with compassion and concern. He really wished he'd just pretended to not be home. Seeing Itachi like this was tearing his heart up.

Itachi snuggled into the warmth that Kakashi always seemed to bring with him. "He found out where I work.... the other work."

"Oh...." that one word spoke more than just the sum of the letters that made the sound and the older man gently ran his hands through Itachi’s hair to calm him down.

Itachi leaned up and pressed his lips gently to Kakashi’s as he swung a leg over the man and gently straddled his lap. He leaned his head on the older man's shoulder before he spoke again. "He pushed me into a corner; he made me tell him. And now he wants me to take him to my work."

"That's not good. I guess he ran away to make you do something you didn’t want to do right?"

The raven haired man sighed and nodded. "I don't want to give into him, but I think there's no other way. I mean, the people there won't dare let slip that he was there anyway." He growled in frustration. "Fuck... I just want to forget all of this for tonight." He turned his head slightly so that he could kiss Kakashi's neck gently, occasionally gracing the perfect skin with a few licks here and there.

Kakashi smiled and ran his fingers through Itachi's long hair. The younger man usually kept it in a ponytail which was fine for the day but during sex the 'O' of cloth covered rubber was just annoying.

Kakashi hooked a finger in the offending loop and tried to pull it out as gently as he could, knowing that he was probably getting some hairs while he was at it. "Then let me help you forget all your problems."

Itachi smirked down at the older man; knowing full well how much Kakashi loved to have sex with his hair down. He ran his hands down the toned chest and then further down the man's stomach until he reached the waistband of the simple black lounge pants the other man wore. Leaning his head down, he licked the outline of the waistband just touching the pale skin as he slowly slid the pants down narrow hips to let Kakashi's erection free of its confines.

Kakashi moaned slightly as Itachi used his tongue with expert precision to deliver the maximum amount of pleasure. Itachi loved foreplay just as much as the white haired man loved the very act of intercourse, not to mention the after sex snuggling.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was turning all of his speakers around to point at the one wall his bedroom shared with Itachi’s bedroom. Just pounding on the door wouldn’t stop their lovemaking if they just went on with it. The distraction had to be loud, obnoxious and impossible to ignore to work effectively. And the music of now was definitely that.

Back in the other room, Kakashi was starting to moan with real feeling as his young lover finally unleashed his stiff rod and began getting down to business.

Giving the older man one of the most sexy, seductive looks he could muster, he gave the very tip an experimental lick; earning a twitch and a small intake of breath from his partner. Taking that as a good enough sign to continue, he proceeded to give his lover one hell of a blowjob.

He started out with gentle licks to the tip that slowly got stronger in intensity as he moved his way down. Once he had covered Kakashi's cock from base to tip with his saliva, he moved onto the main event. He engulfed the whole of Kakashi's arousal in one go; giving the hard flesh an unforgiving suck before sliding languidly back up to press his tongue into the slit; tasting the salty taste of the older man's desire for him.

Kakashi was holding Itachi's head in place and moaned every time his little lover sucked on his erection like a freaking sex god, when the mood was shattered with a blend of nails on a chalkboard and a ten car pile-up. The older man clenched his teeth and jumped nearly out of his skin to find out what had happened and in his carelessness, he had dug his nails into Itachi's scalp.

Sasuke smiled evilly as the heinous screaming of Opeth pierced the thin walls with the base boosted to its highest possible level. There would likely be complaints from the neighbors about the volume, some of the people had kids, but some sacrifices had to be made for there to be progress.

Itachi really hoped he hadn't bitten down too hard on Kakashi's dick... but the sudden burst of Sasuke's music coupled with the harsh treatment of his sensitive scalp caused the response. He sat up quickly as he looked at Kakashi with an apologetic look and stood up; storming his way to the door where he flung it open and stormed next door to his brother's room. Finding the door locked, he pulled out a hairpin from the depths of his locks (just in case) and proceeded to pick the locked door.

Kakashi felt his dick twitch away from the pain, softening a little bit to do so. That was not a sexy bite!, the sexy kind made you harder not cause pain. The older man struggled to catch up with what happened and to get off the bed to chase after Itachi as the long haired man stormed away to deal with the disturbance. GOD DAMNIT!

Sasuke snickered with his ear pressed against the wall to see if his little 'distraction' had been effective and was rewarded with one yelp of pain and something extra he couldn't identify through the skull throbbing music that was filling his room. The music was so loud in fact that he couldn’t hear his brother picking the lock to his bedroom door.

Itachi finally managed to get the door to unlock and slammed it open; tackling his little brother to the ground for the second time as he heard the music being shut off; no doubt Kakashi's doing. "What the hell Sasuke? Are you out of your fucking mind? Do you want us to get kicked out of here?!" He was so furious that he actually had the urge to hit the kid.

"You know what I want you fucking prick. So just say yes and you and your fuck buddy can get back to it! I don’t care if we have to live on the streets if it means I finally get to see what you do that isn’t secretary work!" Sasuke glared up at his brother as Kakashi regretfully sipped his pants back into position and the silence between the feuding brother’s just stretched out. Identical eyes were gazing deeply into each other as they silently battled for dominance in this situation.

Kakashi sighed and winced as some of his pubic hairs got yanked out by his zipper. Not good. "I'll just go get a drink and wait for you two to figure this out.”

Itachi glared at Sasuke as he sat up. "You know, if you were just a little more patient; I was going to let you come with me tomorrow..."

"You were not you fucking fag and you know it! If you were just going to say yes you would have!"

"I was thinking about it and that it's not even worth it because you're just going to keep doing shit like this!"

Sasuke put on his best pouting face and kept making eye contact with his brother, he had to be lying to him. After the fuss the older man had made before Sasuke had resorted to running away and getting taken home by a complete stranger. Maybe the scare of losing him had worked a little but not enough to make his brother just say yes. "Thinking about something doesn’t mean you were going to do more than that you know. Girls say they're 'thinking' when they ditch their boy toy. I'm not about to get tossed aside like that."

Itachi gave Sasuke a confused look before shaking his head. "Do you want to fucking go or not? Because I can always change my mind." He made to leave the room when he felt a hand grab his wrist.

Sasuke sat there, on his knees like the girls he so hated at school and stared at his brother’s heels. It almost sounded like he'd said yes. Almost being the operative word. If that was a yes then he’d have to find a way to make up for this whole thing. If it was a no, he'd have to try harder.

"Are you saying... that you'll take me to work with you?"

Itachi turned around and sighed as he glared at his brother. "That's what I said wasn't it? Now I can always change my mind..."

Sasuke didn’t let his brother finish the sentence and tackled the infuriating yet loving brother with a bear hug that nearly sent them to the floor in a tangle had it not been for Kakashi coming back into the room with what smelled like rum and coke. "Thank you! I'll make sure you won’t regret taking me with you! When do I have to be ready to go? Do I have to go to school tomorrow at all?"

Itachi rolled his eyes as he got up to make himself his own drink. "Yes you have to go to school. I'll pick you up around lunch time." he said as he made his way into the kitchen; eyeing the drink on the counter then giving Kakashi a grateful look as he took a sip of the alcohol laced beverage.

Kakashi sipped his drink slowly, relishing how the Bacardi made the coke taste so much less sweet and watched his companion in silence. From what he'd heard, it seemed that Sasuke had won this round. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Itachi shook his head. "Not unless he screws up tomorrow. Then he might stay at your place for a while."

Kakashi grunted and leaned his ass against one of the cabinets that lined the walls next to the oven. Whenever Sasuke got on his brother’s nerves too much the kid was shuffled over to his Godfather until the storm blew over. During those times his work went slower but it was a nice change to have someone around to look after besides himself; kind of a glass half full kind of thing, or half empty if there was a deadline coming up. "Sasuke really does care you know. Even if he tries to hide it."

Itachi sighed and sat down at the kitchen table as he saw Sasuke plant himself up on the counter. "You should probably go to bed soon Sasuke; you have to wake up for school."

"I can’t sleep now. I’m too excited about tomorrow.” Sasuke grinned impishly at his brother and swung his feet to emphasize the point. Besides, that skull fucking music he'd interrupted his brother with still had his blood going. How could anyone really like that crap? Moreover, why would someone give it to someone as a gift? Maybe that girl was a bit strange… not to mention insane for even thinking he’d like the present. At least it had been used for something useful.

Kakashi chuckled almost silently and walked to sit next to Itachi. It seemed the disaster had been avoided, this time. "He’s right you know. If you’re too tired to go to his work you might not get to enjoy it.”

Itachi rested his head on Kakashi’s shoulder; really hoping that this whole mess was just a fucking nightmare. "I don't care if you’re not tired; just go to bed."

Sasuke flashed both older men a brilliant smile before going to his room to pick out what he was going to wear for the next day and to finish what little homework he had left. Tomorrow was going to be a great day.

Kakashi watched Sasuke almost prance to his bedroom and took another long pull at his rum laced soda. That kid was something else.

Itachi sighed and ran a hand distractedly through his hair. "What the hell have I done?" he asked to no one in particular.

Kakashi stared into the depths of his glass before answering. "You handed your balls to your younger brother, that's what."

Itachi just groaned and took another long sip of his beverage. Tomorrow was going to be hell.

TBC
And so Itachi ends up giving in… but come on! Sasuke was really working him! LOL
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NOTE!!!!!!! I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OPETH! I HAVE HEARD THEM BEFORE AND WHILE IT'S NOT MY MUSIC PREFERENCE; I'M MATURE ENOUGH NOT TO BASH IT IN MY STORY JUST BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY CUT OF TEA. IT WAS MY CO-AUTHOR WHO HAD PICKED THIS PARTICULAR BAND TO USE! IT WAS JUST FOR THE CHARACTER TO USE AS A DISTRACTION FOR THE STORY... IN MY STORY SASUKE DOESN'T LISTEN TO THAT KIND OF MUSIC SO HE WOULD FIND IT NOT TO HIS LIKING... I'M SORRY TO WHOEVER I OFFEND WITH THE USE OF THIS NAME; BUT IT IS NOT BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THEM... THANK YOU