Bullseye

Note:Okay,I'm putting part of the goods here.I was originally thinking about a peeping Kakashi(btw,read that! 'Peeping Kakashi') but I won't.I'm just gonna do this...



Iruka was finally alone.Alone and with what seemed like all the time in the world to just soak and relax.He was all by himself.The owner of the onsen had been very graceful because he saved his eldest daughter and trained 3 of his other younger daughters and helped become great ninjas.So he expressed his gratitude by letting Iruka use the onsen to his pleasure after closing time.As long as he cleaned up and locked it,the old man was more than pleased.



So he had it all to himself.So he could walk around however he liked.Only his sister knew he liked to walk naked or in underwear at most,while alone.So he felt no reason to not be naked when he was alone.Unwrapping the towel around his waist,he set in down nicely and dived into the water.How he enjoyed that feeling of hot water engulfing his body,the heat transferring into his skin the into his body.



He moaned aloud for the joy of the feeling.Rising his eyes to the sky,he started thinking.Kira had come back recently.He missed her,but she was different.But there was still no doubt that he'd kill without a hesitation if something brought her harm.Even though she was as powerful as the Hokage.The breasts said it all.He learned for a fact hat women with big breasts were power crazy and held power.Kunoichi with big breasts like her and the Hokage,and Hinata Hyuuga too,stored chackra in their breasts.He almost fainted when he saw Kira throw needles from between her breasts,it was shocking.What was even more shocking,at first,was when he found out about Kira and Shin's relationship.He guessed it was something similar,but to actually see it and hear they had been married for 10 years and almost had a son,that was different.



But it made him think about his love life...His love life?Bah,who was he kidding?He had none.He tried to flirt with Kakashi,he went out,ate,talked,laughed,etc. but nothing ever happened.Kakashi would somehow have a cat to save from suicide,a granny to stop from committing mass murder,a pig stuck in a tree and a monkey who stole Guy's underwear of Eternal Youth.That and he frequently got lost on the road of life that Iruka was inclined to buy him a map.



Okay,so he was becoming desperate.It's not like he was obsessed with Kakashi.He didn't look and counted every single wrinkle that formed around Kakashi's eye every time he smiled.Or that he noticed the marble skin become pinker when Iruka bumped into him or their hands brushed or the warmth he emitted or...A tiny voice in the back of his mind,that resembled his sister's voice,damn her,had a different opinion however.



"I'm not obsessed,I'm not obsessed,I'm not..."



"Sure you're not,you're not hard are you?"



"Why must you be in my mind at this time?"



"You created me,honey.You wanted to keep things real at all time so you don't get hurt.Sucks,don't it?...Speaking about sucking..."



"Don't start,please don't,please don't!"



"C'mon,Ruka,I know you better than that.And I know what you're thinking about..."



"And what is that?"



"Him.Specially the south part..."



"I'm not thinking about that!"



"Sure you're not.You're eyes don't sneak a peak whenever you bump into him accidentally,do they?"



"It's not on purpose!"



"Maybe you'll believe it one day,when you want to believe it,that is..."



"I hate you!"



"I know you do,you need someone to hate,don't you?But then,again,I'm just a fragment of your imagination..."



He hated that voice,but it was right.Okay,so he was obsessed with Kakashi.But it's not like he was thinking about Kakashi and sex at the same time...



So he was,what of it!It's not like she helped.Damned woman,trying to get him like a hormonal kid.He hated it when she played matchmaker,she always said a word that triggered a chain of thought and they all went the wrong way.



Like when she asked an innocent girl if she wanted to lick a lollipop.The kid said yes and she gave her a lollipop then smiled and asked him if he wanted to lick a lollipop,but put something to the 'L' in 'lick' that was beyond innocent.Then she asked Kakashi,with the same accent,waved a lollipop and asked 'Lick?Lick?Lick,lick,lick?',darned woman.Though he did see Kakashi's face turn cherry.



All that 'Lick,lick,lick?' had a reaction though.He was even harder than before.He wrapped his arm around his member and began pumping.He conjured all the images and words and situations that concerned Kakashi he ever went through.The other hand went to his nipple and pinched one,then the other.



He let out an even louder moan and started pumping faster.He was pumping faster,his mind even played it that Kakashi was there sucking him off,the moist of his wet hand did make it seem like a mouth had engulfed him.Oh,how he'd enjoy it to really be Kakashi's mouth on his cock,licking him,teasing him,licking the veins on it then sucking him faster.But it wasn't enough,he wasn't close to coming.There was something missing,like it had been recently.



The hand from his nipples went to stroke his balls and a curious finger went even lower and started circling his entrance.A digit slowly entered him and Iruka felt something change.He started to feel he was getting closer.The digit was drawn back the re-entered him.Another digit joined the first and started thrusting.That felt incredible but it still wasn't enough.That creepy voice in his head started speaking again,but this time he honestly didn't mind.Not when he began scissoring the two digits while thrusting.But it still wasn't enough...



A third digit entered and the thrusting went in the same time and rhythm with pumping his cock.This felt good,this felt great,magnificent.He imagined the three digits were Kakashi's cock ramming into him and Kakashi's hand on his cock.It felt so good he sped up the pace.His fingers brushed something which had Iruka from moaning to crying out in pleasure.It took two more hits of that spot and he came in his hand,on his chest and on the ground.



Laying on his back,spent and panting,he thought about what happened for a few moments.Just thinking something like that could happen with Kakashi had him half hard again.Thank God for the little voice,who said "Don't get your hopes up!".



He cleaned himself and the place,locked it and went home.The cool night air helped kill the remaining erection.When he entered his apartment,he saw his sister at the kitchen table drinking from the milk carton.



"Yo,Ruka-chan!"



"Hi.Don't you have enough milk?"



"I have chackra in my breasts,not milk.Besides,I can't milk myself then drink,now can I?Speaking of milking...How was your evening at the onsen,nii-chan?"



"Who else knows?"



He didn't need to asked if she knew,he knew she knew the whole damned thing.He wanted to make sure no one else knew.Especially Kakashi,since him and Kira seemed friendlier these days.



"Don't worry,nobody knows,as for Kakashi,has no clue.I do have a question,however...How long to you plan to date your hand instead of Kakashi?"



"If you're concerned about my sexual life..."



"I'm not.But sex is essential in a relationship and sex starts a relationship most of times...Just think about,okay?I can give you a push,but I'd rather you do something about,alright?"



"Sometimes I hate you..."



"I know you do,but that doesn't change the fact that we're still related.In Heaven or in Hell I'll still be your sister!"