New World

Chapter 4

Naruto woke up at the break of dawn to Jiraiya's snores. Yawning he sat up on the coach and stretched his sore limbs. Scratching behind his neck with one hand he looked around in the weird room filled with weird things until he saw his clothes. He put them on and went to find the bathroom.

Once finished he headed for the kitchen to make some breakfast and found that he could recognize mort of the things around him.

By the time he finished breakfast Jiraiya had woken up and was watching him sleepily with interest while trying to stay awake. Naruto put a big cup of coffee in front of him with a plate of food and sat down across from him with his own plate.

'' you weren't kidding when you said that you were an early riser were you?'' Jiraiya asked while looking at him with interest. ''And you know how to cook. I could get used to this, too bad you are going to have your own apartment. Speaking of that I'm going to drop you off at the mall so you can go shopping for clothes. '' stopping for a moment he looked at Naruto suspiciously and asked. ''You can manage that on your own right? ''

'' Of course I can! It cant be that hard to just buy some clothes now can it! '' Jiraiya cringed at the volume of the blonde and sighed.

'' I'll make you a list of the things you should buy. While your shopping I'll go looking for an apartment that's near your new school. Talking about school are you even smart enough to attend? I mean what did they teach you in your world?'' Jiraiya looked at the blonde who was seemingly deep in thought.

In reality Naruto was discussing the issue with Kyuubi.

' well I never have been good at other thing than the practical part of ninja training and I thing we can be relatively sure they don't teach that at the local school's. So what do I do about that huh?' he asked hoping Kyuubi would come up with a good solution.

'' yeah you would be hopeless in that department but fortunately for you I'm not as hopeless. I'll have to teach you and in time I'm sure you'll catch up with everybody but in the beginning you'll have to depend on me.'' Kyuubi was pretty sure he could solve what ever they were teaching here and if not then he was a fast learner. After all his memory was a lot better than the humans.

' O.K I guess that'll work.' Naruto agreed before looking back at Jiraiya.

'' don't worry I can do it.'' He smiled confidently at Jiraiya who still looked doubtful.

''well find that out later anyway I'm going to test you to be sure since you need to take a test later again anyway before your accepted to the school.'' said Jiraiya before standing up to go and make that shopping list while Naruto washed the dishes.

Half an hour later they were finally ready to leave the apartment. When they reached Jiraiya's car Naruto abruptly stopped and looked at the car with a weird impression.

'' What the heck is that?'' he asked and pointed at the car.

Jiraiya sweat dropped his had halfway in the air to unlock the car.

'' you don't know what a car is?'' disbelief was clearly heard in his voice.

Naruto just stared back at him with a look that clearly said that he had no idea what a car is.

'' It's a transportation method for people to get from one place to another quicker.'' Jiraiya explained and opened the door while motioning for Naruto to climb in which Naruto did though rather reluctantly.

At first Naruto was quite startled at how fast the car moved but he got used to it quickly. All through the ride Naruto was looking out the window with fascination every now and then asking questions about something he saw.

When they finally stopped in front of the mall Naruto let out a slow whistle seeing the huge building.

'' T-this is the mall?'' he asked obviously amazed '' It's fucking huge! How am I supposed to find anything around there?''

'' don't worry I'm sure you'll manage… probably.'' Jiraiya grinned at him and handed over the list. '' now get out of my car baki! And remember to meet me here four a clock sharp or I'll leave you here! ''

Naruto took the list while glaring at Jiraiya, slammed the car door shut and stopped off towards the mall's main entrance.

When entering Naruto realized immediately that shopping was going to be a lot harder than he first thought.

'This place is bloody HUGE!' he thought while looking around. How the fuck was he going to find anything around here?

''I could help you, you know. '' Kyuubi said with a hint of amusement in his voice.

' oh? And how exactly would you help me huh? You know about as much about this place as I do if not even less!'

' Well even if you did find the clothes shop would you even have a vague cue as to what you should buy? Do you even know half of what those thing on the list are? How about you try to find a clothes shop you find appealing and I'll try to pick up as much information on the way there as I can. That way we might actually get as much stuff as possible without embarrassing ourselves with asking stupid questions. Oh and I have to approve all the clothes you buy of course.''

' why do you care what kind of clothes I choose? Otherwise I like the plan.'

' I care because you have absolutely no taste what so ever! And I want you to get laid sometimes in the near future' Kyuubi said grinning widely.

' What?! You pervert why would you care about something like that?' Naruto was trying very hard to stop the slight blush that was on his cheeks.

'' because what you feel I feel remember?'' Kyuubi snickered and Naruto blushed even harder.

'Pervert!'

''thank you.''

Naruto huffed and started to look for anything that looked interesting.

'' I thing most of the clothing stores are on the second floor.'' And so Naruto headed for the second floor.

He was a bit disappointed of the lack of orange and hadn't found anything he would have considered buying yet. And even if he found something he liked Kyuubi shot it down and the other way around.

Finally he found a shop with clothes that they both agreed on. The prominent colors in the shop were obviously back and grey but there were a lot of other colors mixed in, in smaller doses.

'' I like this store.'' Kyuubi commented.

' yeah I do too, look orange!' Naruto was giddy with excitement when he saw his favorite color on the cloth isles and almost ran towards it.

He spent almost two hours at the shop trying on the clothes and ended up buying his whole wardrobe from there. His favorites were the dark orange cargo pants with a shit load of pockets, black hoody with long orange striped sleeves, a black belt with neon orange studs, a orange belt with black chains, and a black leather jacket with orange lining. He also bought three pairs of thigh jeans (gray, black, and dark blue) black boots that came half way up to his knees and had five orange buckle straps each, two pairs of sneakers and those were just some of the more interesting pieces of his wardrobe.

Thanks to Kyuubi he also had a lot of red in his wardrobe, mostly dark red. He found pretty much everything he needed for his wardrobe in there. Heck the shop even had cool underwear, posters and jewellery.

The guy at the cash register was really surprised to see someone buy this much from such an expensive shop. Of course the clothes were rather expensive but Naruto wasn't really bothered with it since it wasn't really his money they were spending. He headed the clerk his new credit card he had gotten from Jiraiya who had explained how to use it beforehand.

Kyuubi was also really satisfied with everything they bought. He only had to stop Naruto once from buying underwear with chains explaining why exactly that would be a bad idea. Overall he was satisfied.

' O.K what should we try to find next?' Naruto mused while looking at the list.

'' the i-pod. I know what it looks like and I thing I know what its purpose is.'' Kyuubi said.

' oh and how do you know that?'

''The guy who was at the cash register had one. It was a little square thingy that somehow produces music from what I heard. And it had i-pod written on it so that must be it.'' Kyuubi explained.

' oh and where do you think I'll find it?'

''I think I saw one on the first floor shop window.'' Kyuubi remembered.

'O.K first floor it is.' And with that Naruto headed for the first floor. He found the store easily and bought a phone too while he was in it with the help of the salesman.

Next up was a lap-top and then the music CD's that once again they found thanks to Kyuubi. Naruto was extremely happy that he could listen to the CD's on the spot because otherwise he wouldn't have had any clue what so ever what to buy.

A lot of the electronic stuff resembled some of the stuff back at his previous dimension so it wasn't too hard for him to understand how most of the things worked. It was quite easy if what the descriptions on the back said.

By that time Naruto was already starving and after a little while of looking around found a ramen stand for his great joy. Kyuubi groaned but knew better than to try and talk him out of eating there. Even Kyuubi couldn't make miracles like that happen no matter how much he wished for it.

After eating three huge bowls of ramen and making the server gawk at him while watching the blond boy devour his ramen he made his way to a bag shop while stepping into other shops on his way when seeing something of interest.

From the bag shop he bought a shoulder bag that like most of the things he had was in dark colors. It was mostly black and had a picture on that it didn't really resemble anything Naruto could recognize.

He also bought a bigger bag 'for if he needed to go somewhere and had to take clothes with him' and a bag for his new lap-top as the shop assistant had recommended when seeing the lap-top box in one of the many cases he had with him.

Now he just had to find a piercing shop since he had decided to get a couple of piercings done. He always had wanted to get them done but never had had the time to spare.

It was starting to get hard to move with all the stuff he was dragging with him so he was happy that this was the last stop he had to make and he only had a hour too before it was four a clock.

Finally arriving at his final destination he somehow got through the door, put all his bags in one of the corners of the shop and started to look around. There were mostly pictures of tattoos on the wall but he didn't want nor have the time to get one so he went to the corner where the pictures of various piercings were.

'' hey kit get a nipple piercing it looks hot.'' Kyuubi said sounding genially interested.

' what are you mad! There's no way I'm going to get one I mean fuck that would be painful' Naruto said mile rubbing at his chest with one had as if trying to rub the pain away. 'anyway that's way too…'

'' I think the word your looking for is kinky. And if I would have known you were such a wuss I wouldn't have offered.'' Naruto reacted exactly as Kyuubi had hoped to the mocking.

' I'll show you, you overgrown ancient fur-ball. I'll get the stupid piercing.' Naruto fumed and didn't notice the figure approaching him before he was addressed.

'' found anything of interest?'' asked a deep and awfully familiar voice from behind him and Naruto almost jumped.

He steeled his face and tried to not show any of the surprise he held before turning around to face the person with the familiar voice who he was sure he knew and his eyes widened just a little bit when he saw the figure standing behind him.

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O.K that's it for this chapter and the next chapter will be up in a couple of days that I can promise since it's already finished. I'm not sure when I'll update the '' New Neighbor'' story yet but hopefully soon.

R&R plz…