Kiss Me
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,227
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Not mine. I do not make any profit off of Naruto or any of the material within. Thankies.
Everybody Loves Me
You can blame Azhwi for this one too.
Everybody Loves Me
Characters: SasuNaru
Description: "I hate you." "No, you love me. Admit it. It's impossible to do otherwise. After all, Kishimoto loves me." "... who?"
Rating: M
Disclaimer: Yeah... don't own it. I do own the aforementioned cheese puffs, though. Oh, and that shower puff. It's totally mine, too.
Dedication: To Azhwi, for purposely doing this to me (and I enjoy every minute of it). XD
xXx
Naruto didn't know how he'd gotten himself into this predicament. He was going on three days without sleep, five hours of being screwed by Sasuke (and begrudgingly loving every minute of it, not that he'd admit it), and he was low on chakra (for once). He was also beginning to wonder if he'd ever be rescued. Damn it all.
"Oh Naruto~!" Sasuke sang cheerily. Faaaar too cheerily.
Naruto cringed as Sasuke came back into the room, carrying a tray, garbed in his usual clothes, except one difference. He was wearing an apron. A pink apron. With frills. And duckies. (The authoress falls over backward with a nosebleed). The overall effect clashed horribly, burning Naruto's eyes, and if he hadn't been currently tied to a chair, he'd have fallen out of it (much like the authoress keeps doing). Speaking of being tied to a chair...
"Sasuke-teme! Lemme out!"
"And let you run away- again? No, no, no..." Sasuke smiled slightly. "I don't think so."
"Dammit."
Sasuke gave him another strange smile and set the tray down on the table in front of his blond (unwilling) lover. On it was a glass of juice (orange), a stack of pancakes and...
"I'm not taking that."
Sasuke grinned. "Yes. You are."
Naruto glared at the small white pill. "I don't know what it is!"
The Uchiha shrugged. "A vitamin?"
"Bullshit!" Like he'd believe tha-
Sasuke abruptly shoved the pill down his throat, followed by the orange juice (he nearly drowned Naruto and was forced to use CPR)(not that this was bad... for Sasuke). One thing lead to another, breakfast was prolonged, and Naruto found himself under Sasuke on the kitchen floor.
Again.
"I hate you."
"No, you love me. Admit it. It's impossible to do otherwise. After all, Kishimoto loves me."
"... who?"
"... the mangaka...?"
"Mangaka? Sasuke, are you on drugs?"
"... maybe..."
"I knew it."
xXx
Yeah. Pure fail, but I'm not going to force it. XD
Everybody Loves Me
Characters: SasuNaru
Description: "I hate you." "No, you love me. Admit it. It's impossible to do otherwise. After all, Kishimoto loves me." "... who?"
Rating: M
Disclaimer: Yeah... don't own it. I do own the aforementioned cheese puffs, though. Oh, and that shower puff. It's totally mine, too.
Dedication: To Azhwi, for purposely doing this to me (and I enjoy every minute of it). XD
xXx
Naruto didn't know how he'd gotten himself into this predicament. He was going on three days without sleep, five hours of being screwed by Sasuke (and begrudgingly loving every minute of it, not that he'd admit it), and he was low on chakra (for once). He was also beginning to wonder if he'd ever be rescued. Damn it all.
"Oh Naruto~!" Sasuke sang cheerily. Faaaar too cheerily.
Naruto cringed as Sasuke came back into the room, carrying a tray, garbed in his usual clothes, except one difference. He was wearing an apron. A pink apron. With frills. And duckies. (The authoress falls over backward with a nosebleed). The overall effect clashed horribly, burning Naruto's eyes, and if he hadn't been currently tied to a chair, he'd have fallen out of it (much like the authoress keeps doing). Speaking of being tied to a chair...
"Sasuke-teme! Lemme out!"
"And let you run away- again? No, no, no..." Sasuke smiled slightly. "I don't think so."
"Dammit."
Sasuke gave him another strange smile and set the tray down on the table in front of his blond (unwilling) lover. On it was a glass of juice (orange), a stack of pancakes and...
"I'm not taking that."
Sasuke grinned. "Yes. You are."
Naruto glared at the small white pill. "I don't know what it is!"
The Uchiha shrugged. "A vitamin?"
"Bullshit!" Like he'd believe tha-
Sasuke abruptly shoved the pill down his throat, followed by the orange juice (he nearly drowned Naruto and was forced to use CPR)(not that this was bad... for Sasuke). One thing lead to another, breakfast was prolonged, and Naruto found himself under Sasuke on the kitchen floor.
Again.
"I hate you."
"No, you love me. Admit it. It's impossible to do otherwise. After all, Kishimoto loves me."
"... who?"
"... the mangaka...?"
"Mangaka? Sasuke, are you on drugs?"
"... maybe..."
"I knew it."
xXx
Yeah. Pure fail, but I'm not going to force it. XD