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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,306
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing for writing this.
Haunt?
A/N: Again Thanks to Drivven for her awesome betaness on this drabble. Written in response to the AFF HAUNT challenge.
Warnings: None/Paring: Gaara/Naruto/Word Count: 331+/-
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Naruto glanced up at the prone Chouji then quickly diverted his eyes while he chewed on his thumb. He couldn't believe that he was seriously contemplating doing what his friend had asked of him. It was just... wrong and possibly sacrilegious.
Yes, they were friends... but it was because they were friends that he couldn't even think straight. How did he wind up in this situation... again? Damn it all to hell he was in a relationship and this could wind up with him on the couch for several days... at the very least.
The blond sat there reminding himself that this would be a very bad idea and that it would come back and haunt him later... he was just positive that it would.
He looked back up and swallowed as blue eyes met brown. Chouji reclined in the grass with an almost amused challenging smile on his face. Naruto couldn't deny the challenge that he was facing. At this point it was damned if you do and damned if you don't... because Naruto Uzamaki didn't back down from ANY challenge.
He took a deep breath and leaned down to lick the top of the spotted dick* in front of him before devouring it whole. The cream was sweeter than he expected... almost too sweet and the actual spotted dick was WAY to dry.
"Yeah... It's gross... I tried your cooking attempt at spotted dick so it's your turn to try my Coq au vin**," Naruto said with a nod while pushing the dish toward his friend, who was now rolling around in the grass, laughing at their little picnic spot.
Yeah, Gaara would surely kill him for entering a perverted food eat off with Choiji. Oh well, Gaara could either love him or leave him. At least this wouldn't be as bad as the spicy food eat off he'd had a few months back. THAT had landed him on the couch for close to a month, but for a totally different reason.
~Fin~
* Spotted dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit and often served with custard.
** "Coq au Vin" literally translates as "Cock of the wine".
Warnings: None/Paring: Gaara/Naruto/Word Count: 331+/-
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Naruto glanced up at the prone Chouji then quickly diverted his eyes while he chewed on his thumb. He couldn't believe that he was seriously contemplating doing what his friend had asked of him. It was just... wrong and possibly sacrilegious.
Yes, they were friends... but it was because they were friends that he couldn't even think straight. How did he wind up in this situation... again? Damn it all to hell he was in a relationship and this could wind up with him on the couch for several days... at the very least.
The blond sat there reminding himself that this would be a very bad idea and that it would come back and haunt him later... he was just positive that it would.
He looked back up and swallowed as blue eyes met brown. Chouji reclined in the grass with an almost amused challenging smile on his face. Naruto couldn't deny the challenge that he was facing. At this point it was damned if you do and damned if you don't... because Naruto Uzamaki didn't back down from ANY challenge.
He took a deep breath and leaned down to lick the top of the spotted dick* in front of him before devouring it whole. The cream was sweeter than he expected... almost too sweet and the actual spotted dick was WAY to dry.
"Yeah... It's gross... I tried your cooking attempt at spotted dick so it's your turn to try my Coq au vin**," Naruto said with a nod while pushing the dish toward his friend, who was now rolling around in the grass, laughing at their little picnic spot.
Yeah, Gaara would surely kill him for entering a perverted food eat off with Choiji. Oh well, Gaara could either love him or leave him. At least this wouldn't be as bad as the spicy food eat off he'd had a few months back. THAT had landed him on the couch for close to a month, but for a totally different reason.
~Fin~
* Spotted dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit and often served with custard.
** "Coq au Vin" literally translates as "Cock of the wine".