The Uke Club

I have been very sick. I'm sill sick so updates will happen when I am feeling less icky. This by far is my favorite chapter. I love Iruka! I'm going to sleep enjoy the chapter.



“I paid a visit to a dear friend earlier this week in preparation for this time. I got some pills that lower the inhibitions of men. They make them suitable to suggestion. Basically it can make them want to be the bottom for us.”

Iruka had been plotting for his turn since the last time they had gathered. A day after that meeting he went to see Ibiki. “Iruka sensei what brings you to my office today?” Most people were afraid of Ibiki. Iruka was not most people, if anything Ibiki was afraid of Iruka.

Iruka had been his one of his mother's genin. Iruka the trouble making, prankster was the worst of the terrible trio. Iruka had pulled many pranks on many people but the worst had to be the ones he played on his honorary “big brother”. Ibiki had about a dozen scars just from Iruka. He had taken over Iruka's genin team when his mother died and the pranks got worse. Ibiki was glad the day he finally got them to pass the chunin exam. He no longer had to babysit them and they could take care of them selves.

“I need a favor Ibiki bear.” Those words sent shivers down Ibiki's spine even if he didn't visually show it. He also repressed a cringed at the team name being used. His mother had given that team their code names and they took them to heart. She was momma bear, Kotetsu was hedgehog head, Izumo was cute little bunny and Iruka was dolphin king. After his mother had asked him to watch her team for one day Ibiki too was given a nickname by Iruka. He was forever known by that trio as baby bear. Now they dropped the baby part in public but they still lorded it over his head from time to time.

“What do you need Iruka?” Iruka frowned at their long time game not being returned. “Fine, dolphin king Iruka.” Iruka smiled his deceptively ingenious smile. “I need something that will make a lover want to switch roles.” Ibiki raised an eyebrow at the cunning trickster in front of him. He had to give the man credit. He was the only person in the village who would have access to such a thing and Iruka knew that. He really should be more than a chunin.

“I do have something. The question is what will you do for me to get it?” Ibiki might as well get something for his part. “I'll do all your reports for a month. All I need is for you to tell me the details so I can write them up.” Iruka knew all Jounin hated paperwork and would dive for the chance to get out of it. “You've got a deal. How many do you need?”

Iruka chuckled. “I need at least four.” Ibiki opened the drawer of his desk and took out a bottle. He took out four small pink square pills. “They are very potent mix them with tea and don't use more than one at a time.” Iruka placed the pills in a pocket of his vest. “Thank you Ibiki. I'll see you tomorrow to start on your reports.”

It had been to easy to get what he wanted but he hadn't spent years breaking Ibiki in for nothing. Iruka knew Ibiki feared what he could do. He hid the pills and went back to the mission desk. Genma had to be having one hell of a time by now since he left.

Iruka was a master prankster and would us those skills to get what he wanted. They just didn't seem to work properly on Kakashi. Kakashi seemed immune to every prank he played. It was as if he was always one step ahead of him. Iruka couldn't figure it out but chalked it up to Kakashi being a genius. He wasn't ashamed to be losing to a genius it actually bolstered his pride. Only a genius of Kakashi's level could foil him.

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Kakashi when he heard of Iruka's plan went to see an old friend who never left T&I. Next to no one even knew she was there. She lurked in a shadowed lab. She never left. Kakashi only knew her since he had once been assigned to work with her on finding a way to break a nasty genjutsu before the Uchiha massacre.

Several Uchiha had started placing some shinobi under genjutsu's by their ocular dojutsu. Kakashi was in the perfect position assist T&I since he had no connection to the Uchiha clan but possessed their ocular dojutsu. He worked hard and they together were able to counter act the genjutsu and bring the criminals responsible to justice before the Hokage.

“Yo.” Kakashi opened to door to the darkened lab.” The woman inside looked up at Kakashi. “What's up Kakashi? Do you need something?” She really did know Kakashi all to well. “If fact Chieko I do. Do you have an antidote to a pill that my dear little lover got from Ibiki would you?” She smirked. Which one did that brat get from Ibiki this time?”

That was something Kakashi didn't expect. 'Iruka has gotten pills from Ibiki before?' That was a confusing thought. He had to find out what connection their was between him and Ibiki other than Ibiki dating Anko who iin no less terms was Iruka's sister. “One that lowers inhibitions and makes one susceptible to suggestions.”

She laughed. “Now what would that brat want that for? Have you been a bad boy Kakashi? Does he need to punish you oh big bad copy-nin.” Kakashi tried to glare at her but it looked more like a pout. “He wants to top me and I won't let him.” She fell to the floor clutching her stomach as laughter poured from her mouth.

“Chieko laughing at me is not funny. Do you have the antidote or not?” She righted her self and opened a side drawer at the lab table she was at. “Of course you think I would make something like that and not make an antidote? Your little boy toy will be pissed when his plan doesn't work. Have fun.”

She handed him a bottle with enough pills for a week. “Take one a day till you know he doesn't have anymore pills.” Kakashi bowed to her and disappeared in a swirl of smoke. 'She really is a great friend even if she never leaves the lab.'

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The day after the club meeting was a day Iruka would come to hate. Kakashi had woken up insanely early. Iruka had woken too. “What's going on Kashi love?” Kakashi looked down at him with utter sorrow in his icy blue eye. “Nothing Iruka… go back to sleep...please.” Kakashi got out of bed and dressed himself in his shinobi gear. “If your going at least let me make you some breakfast.”

Kakashi wordlessly accepted Iruka's offer. Iruka made him a simple breakfast. “Do you know when you'll be home?” Iruka looked worriedly at his dower lover. “I don't know. Please don't worry it won't be more than a day.” Kakashi disappeared leaving behind a confused and worried Iruka.

Kakashi walked towards his destination. He stopped by the flower shop to buy a single rose. He made his way to the stone. He placed the rose next to the stone. Kakashi sat before the beautiful stone. He remembered her on this day. He sat unmoving even as others came to the stone. He did not move from his vigil. They always left not wanting to disturb him. Most had found the pattern of the days he would not leave. Some were still oblivious.

Kakashi had worried him so much that Iruka followed him just to make sure he wouldn't do something foolish. When he arrived at the familiar stone he understood. 'This has to be the day he lost one of his precious people.' Iruka left his lover to his task and went home to make sure Kakashi had food, drink, and a warm place to be when he finally did come home.

It got late and Iruka still worried but went to bed. His sleep was uneasy and lite. He awoke when it began to rain. Kakashi was not back. 'Damn him he is still at that stone. He could get sick.' Iruka dressed swiftly and hurried to grab an umbrella and a blanket.

When he got to the stone Kakashi didn't even acknowledge him. “Kashi even though I respect your need to do this I don't want you catching your death out in this rain. Please come home?” Iruka looked at Kakashi with pain filling his liquid eyes. “Okay.” Kakashi meekly allowed Iruka to wrap him in the blanket and walk him home.

When they arrived Iruka stripped him of his wet clothes and dried his body. Fortunately he had not been out too long in the rain. Iruka dressed him in a warm set of flannel pajamas. Iruka sat him down at the table and gave him a bowl of hot miso soup and a cup of hot tea. “Eat the soup and drink the tea. It will warm your body up.” Kakashi obeyed even if his mind was not there but still at the stone.

Once Kakashi finished with his meal Iruka led him to the bedroom. He settled Kakashi in the bed an drew the covers over him. Iruka slid in behind him and held him the rest of the night. Kakashi fell into a haunted sleep. The memories of the past filled his dreams with horrors. He was lost in the horrors till a sweet kindly voice found him in his dreams and steered him away to bliss. The horrors were gone and all there was was peace.

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“How are you feeling this morning Kashi?” Iruka stroked Kakashi's silky silver hair. Kakashi had been awake for a hour but still has not said a word. He at least ate some breakfast and drank some tea but his silence was disturbing Iruka. Kakashi looked up at Iruka with sadness in his single uncovered eye. Kakashi stared at Iruka.

“Kakashi.” Iruka pulled Kakashi into his chest. Tears streamed from both of his eyes. Only in Iruka's embrace could he ever let go of his mask of composure and let his emotions just flow. “Kashi it's okay I'm here.” He rubbed soothing circles on his back. Kakashi let the tears flow till he didn't have anymore left.

“It hurts the worst on the days I lost them.” Kakashi sniffled and buried his face into Iruka's shoulder. Iruka was glad that Kakashi was finally talking again. “I know Kashi. I wish I could say it gets easier but it doesn't. Just please don't shut me out. Let me be your rock for you to lean on.” Kakashi buried deeper into Iruka's embrace. “You can always be my rock love. Just don't leave me. I need you.”

Iruka held Kakashi for hours that day. Kakashi slowly came back to his usual self. Iruka didn't leave his side. He washed Kakashi and cuddled him the entire day. “Feeling better now Kashi?” Kakashi was laying with his head in Iruka's lap on their couch in front of their television. “Yes love. You always make me feel better.”

With Kakashi still in a somber mood Iruka chooses to enact his plan tonight. He sits Kakashi up. “I'm going to make us some dinner and tea Kashi.” Kakashi lays down on the sofa when Iruka gets up and goes to the kitchen. Iruka made a quick dinner and some jasmine tea. He placed the pill in Kakashi's favorite mug. The one that said 'ninjas do it silently'. Iruka placed the food and the tea at the table. “Dinner is ready Kashi.”

Kakashi ambled over to the table slowly. “Thank you love. You are to good to me.” Iruka took a bite of the dinner he made. “Always Kashi. I love you.” They ate their meal. Iruka smirked as Kakashi finished his entire cup of tea. 'The effects of the pill should be kicking in soon.' Iruka finished his own cup of tea.

After dinner they sat and watched a movie. It was Kakashi's choice this time so the watched a romantic comedy. People would find it so funny if they knew the mighty copy-nin preferred romantic comedies to any other movie genre. They never failed to put them both in the mood either. “How would you feel about switching Kakashi?”

Kakashi fixed his gaze on Iruka. He knew his little minx of a lover would put the pill in his food or drink soon but never suspected it would be today. He had been so vulnerable all morning but now he is back to himself. Now Iruka could pull his trick without feeling like he was taking advantage of him. He smirked. He was still taking the antidote and would be protected against the effect of the pill.

“Doesn't really appeal to me.” Iruka frowned but still was in the mood for sex. Maybe after some time and foreplay it would take affect and make Kakashi pliant. Iruka sat in Kakashi's lap and began nibbling on his earlobe. “Mmmmm.” Kakashi purred as Iruka suckled on the soft velvety flesh. Iruka rubbed Kakashi's chest. Kakashi arousal grew. He stroked Iruka's long chocolate locks.

Iruka moaned around the soft flesh inside his mouth. His scalp was sensitive and Kakashi knew that so well. Kakashi continued to stroke Iruka's hair with one hand but used the other to reach underneath Iruka's shirt. His hand automatically drifted to Iruka's dusky nipple. Iruka arched into his touch. His mouth pulling away from the silky ear lobe onto Kakashi's neck.

Iruka's attention on his neck made Kakashi moan in pleasure. His kneaded the pebbled nipple in his hand and stroked the dark locks with the other. Iruka's hands found Kakashi's own shirt and skirted underneath. He reached for the pale pebble and enjoyed the moan he pulled from Kakashi. “You sure about that Kashi? I can take excellent care of you. I can make you feel such pleasure.”

“I think I want to be the one giving you the pleasure. You know you love it too love.” Iruka frowned even though Kakashi could not see his face. 'Kashi must be immune to the stuff Ibiki gave me. Oh well at least I know I still get to have sex tonight. Iruka let his teeth press into the pale neck. Kakashi groaned out loud.

Kakashi had enough and began pulling Iruka's shirt off. He had to taste his tan lover. Iruka assisted him to Kakashi's delight. As soon as the tan flesh was exposed Kakashi latched onto a dusky nipple. Iruka arched in his arms and howled in pleasure. Kakashi teased the little pebble in his mouth. He slid his tongue over the tip in little circles. He let his teeth graze the surface and Iruka writhed in his grasp.

Iruka stopped everything giving in to Kakashi's ministrations. Kakashi seemed to be the only one that could ever make him turn into a puddle of goo. Iruka arched into Kakashi's touch craving it. Kakashi moved on to the other dusky pebble that was ripe before his eye. Kakashi teased the flesh as he did the other. Iruka writhed to his touch. “Please!”

Even after all the time they had spent together Iruka could only manage a few words at a time when he was fully aroused by Kakashi. Kakashi understood Iruka's plea. He picked Iruka up and headed for their bedroom. He laid Iruka down and took off his shirt. Kakashi stalked over Iruka crashing their lips together. They kissed wantonly.

Kakashi pulled at Iruka pants slipping them down his hips as they kissed. Kakashi had pulled the waist down to Iruka's thighs and parted from the heated kiss to remove the pants. He threw them to the floor and divested Iruka of his underwear next. Iruka's throbbing member bounced free from it's confines. Iruka was painfully hard and his dick twitched in anticipation.

Kakashi stood and took in the sight of his tan lover sprawled out on their bed eagerly awaiting him. Kakashi licked his lips and removed his own pants. He pressed his now naked body against Iruka's. He ground his hips into Iruka's and sealed their lips with another kiss. Kakashi drug his nails down the sides of the tan body. Iruka dug his nails into Kakashi's back as sensual bliss overtook him

Kakashi slid his body down along Iruka's body. He drug his tongue across Iruka's skin as he moved drawling mews of pleasure. Kakashi stopped when he reached the end of Iruka's toned abs. He reached over to the nightstand for the bottle of lube he left there. He placed some onto his fingers. Kakashi took Iruka's throbbing member into his mouth while at the same time inserting a finger into his pert little entrance.

Iruka screamed in pleasure. One finger became two and Iruka moaned as Kakashi stroked his sweet spot. Kakashi smirked around his mouthful. He loved teasing Iruka into sheer bliss. Kakashi scissored the fingers inside the tight passage working the muscles into relaxing. A third finger joined the fray working the tight ring lose. Iruka still amazed Kakashi. He was still as tight as the first night they had sex.

Kakashi pulled back releasing Iruka's member with a wet pop. Iruka whimpered in response. Kakashi smiled as he slicked his own member and pressed against his prepared entrance. “Ready love?” Kakashi stayed his motions till Iruka told him what he wanted to hear. “Yes... now...fuck me!” Kakashi pushed into Iruka in a steady motion.

Iruka screamed in pleasure as Kakashi struck his prostate again. His hard length bobbing in the air as Kakashi pushed deeper. Fully seated Kakashi pulled out the the tip only to push back inside Iruka. He set a punishing pace of hard thrusts. Iruka was panting,moaning and clawing at the sheets beneath his as his orgasm built within him. Kakashi was close as well. He pounded the tight ass beneath him harder into the mattress.

Iruka arched up from the bed. His release spraying between their sweaty bodies. Iruka's passage spasmed greatly driving Kakashi over the edge. He sprayed his release deep within Iruka's body. He collapsed onto the bed next to Iruka his spent member pulling out as he fell.

Kakashi looked into Iruka's eyes. The dark pools showing his love and devotion. Iruka smiled back to his love and fell into a deep sleep. Kakashi smiled and went to grab a towel to clean the semen from their skin. He cleaned Iruka as he slept. Kakashi curled up next to Iruka and pulled the covers over them. He soon fell asleep as well.

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Iruka slipped the key into the door of the club house. He opened the door and turned on the lights. He pulled out a drink for himself and sat at the katasu. He waited for the other guys to arrive. After several minutes he heard the first knock on the door. He got up and went to stand behind the locked door. “Password.” Iruka smiled waiting for the hilarious phrases to come. He thought himself truly evil for those passwords. “Cute bunny rabbit kneels before the powerful dolphin king..”

That was a change Izumo usually was last to arrive not first. “You can enter.” Iruka opened the door and let Izumo in. “Your first for once. That's surprising.” Izumo rubbed his chin.“I managed to get away from Ko early today.” Iruka smiled knowing just how clingy Kotetsu could be towards Izumo. It was funny how Izumo thought Kotetsu didn't want him anymore. Kotetsu was more clingy now than he ever had been. The shock of almost losing him had taken it's toll on Kotetsu.

Iruka was about to say something else when there was another knock at the door. Iruka got up and said his usual line. “Password.” Iruka waited while Izumo chuckled. “Naruto is a whinny crybaby and Iruka is a hero.” This is funny the late ones are early and mister early bird is late. “Come in Naruto.”

Naruto entered and went straight to the fridge to get a soda. “Damn bastard.” Naruto was frowning as he sat at the katasu. “Sasuke being an ass again?” Naruto smirked. “Yeah but I'll save that for our venting session.” Iruka took a drink of his ginger beer and set it back on the katasu. Ten minutes went by till Genma knocked on the door.

“Password.” Genma cursed and grumbled. “Genma sucks ass and Iruka is a god.” Iruka laughed out loud at Genma's frustration. “Enter Genma your last. You have to clean the kitchen today.” Genma's eyes widened. “Fucking shit. I'll get him back for making me late.” Genma went over to the fridge and picked up a soda.

“Okay did the plan work for anyone?” The group smirked at Iruka who blushed bright red. “It's your turn to go first Iruka.” Iruka looked at his hands clearly displaying his embarrassment. “I slipped Kakashi the pill when he was feeling vulnerable. I thought it would make him even more susceptible to the effects of the pill. He showed no effects from the pill. He must have an immunity or the batch I got was faulty. We just ended up having sex all night just like always.”

The group laughed at Iruka's pure embarrassment that his plan didn't work at all. “Okay Izumo your turn.” Iruka buried his red face into his arms. “I put the pill as instructed in his tea and gave it to him. It didn't work and he took me against the wall.” They chuckled but didn't laugh.

“Okay Naruto your turn.” Naruto frowned. “I gave the pill to the bastard in his morning tomato juice. He smirked evilly at me. Then the bastard leaned me over the kitchen table and took me right there. He pounded me till I couldn't walk straight for two days. Damn smug bastard.” They smiled a bit at Naruto's issues with Sasuke's bastardness.

“Okay Genma your turn.” Genma bit down hard on his senbon. “Rai didn't get home till this morning. I gave him the pill with our afternoon tea. He showed no change in behavior. He made love to me four times and made me late today because he had to have another round before I left.” They didn't smile now they were convinced something was up.

“Sounds suspicious that none of the pills worked on any of them. If one or two had an immunity at least one would have been effected.” Genma was frowning as he put the pieces together. “Sounds like the whole bunch either was a dud or something fishy is going on.” The wheels in everyone's head were turning. “I think we need to put up a sound barrier. Sounds like someone is spying on us.” All of them agreed with Iruka and Naruto casts the jutsu for a sound barrier since he had the most chakra. “There that should at least keep anyone from hearing us now.”

They proceeded with the meeting although now they were checking every so often for spies nearby them. The next week was Naruto's so they heard his plan before they ended the meeting. Genma and Iruka were left cleaning the club house since the others had to go home right away.

“So things getting any better with Raidou. Last time you said he has started being more aware of what he is doing. Is he still being good or have things changed.” Genma looked at Iruka across the room with a serene look on his face. “Yeah, he has been gentle with me and doesn't go into that animistic state anymore. It's really nice not getting hurt during sex anymore. I think I'm falling more in love with him than I already was.”

Iruka smiled back at him. “That's good for you Genma. Let's hope he doesn’t have a slip. It's good to see you so happy.” Iruka went to put away the cushions they used to sit on. Genma put away the last dish. “I hope so too Iruka. I'll love him even if he does slip though. I've been with him for some time now and I don't think I could live without him. That probably sounds so corny but I do.” Genma blushed as he picked up the trash bag from the can and began walking to the door.

Genma put the bag outside the door. “Thanks Iruka for caring. I better get home to him before he goes nuts without me. He is so needy sometimes.” Genma said his goodbye. Iruka locked up the club house and started to head home.

In the tree next to the club house a certain copy-nin laughed at how long it took their lovers to catch on to the fact they were being watched. 'Too bad they don't know that I know the counter jutsu to those sound barriers. Iruka would kill me if he knew.' Kakashi set off towards home set on beating his little love home so he wouldn't be any wiser.