Distress and Coma

Obito sipped his coffee slowly and tried to recall any of the hurtful things he said and did to Kakashi. “Hey Uchiha, what’re you up to?” a lab processor, Genma Shiranui greeted the dark haired man. The light haired man was greeted with silence. “You okay?” Genma pulled out a chair and sat next to the seemingly brooding detective. “Do all Uchihas act like this?” The man chuckled internally at his stupid thought and nearly jumped out of his skin when the detective let out a growl of frustration. “Damn it! What the hell did I do to upset Kashi so much?!” The honey haired lab processor sighed. “Relax, Uchiha. Hatake loves you like no other. I’m sure he’ll cool off.” Genma rolled the wooden toothpick around in between his teeth and watched as the other detectives and officers walked around the cafeteria. “He’s so frustrating sometimes! Sometimes he’s flirty and he’s really up for just about anything and then he’s moody and angry the next. It’s like I’m dating Rin again!” Genma didn’t know whether to laugh or to sigh. “I’m suddenly grateful I’m single…” The honey haired man’s statement earned him a long hard glare from one of the last Uchiha.

“Master Sasori, when do you think this Gaara guy is going to show up? We’ve been out here for 2 hours already…” A rather effeminate long blonde haired man whined to a stoic red head. “Just shut up and wait, Deidara. Our patience will pay off.” Sure enough, a red head with a bright red tattoo on his forehead appeared. Deidara was seriously considering if this Gaara guy would be of any threat to them at all. He was small but not tiny; he had sickly pale and flawless skin. “Master Sasori, he’s just like a girl, un!” Sasori’s rubbed his throbbing temple. “You of all people shouldn’t be the one to judge, Deidara. You’re just as pretty as the next dumb blonde girl who walks into this café. Go get the car ready.” Sasori snapped as he stood up and slowly crossed the street. Sasori took out a small handkerchief from his pocket and covered Gaara’s mouth and nose in one smooth movement. Gaara struggled against the man’s hold but failed to escape and eventually passed out in the other red head’s arms. A dark and tinted Mercedes appeared and Sasori got in before anyone noticed. “Took you long enough…” Sasori grouched as he brushed away the strands of flaming hair from Gaara’s face. “Better than nothing, un.” Deidara rolled his eyes and sped off to their headquarters to report to their leader.

“Doc, is he going to be okay?” Kisame asked as he sat next to his partner. “He’ll be fine. All he has to do is rest and take his medication accordingly.” The doctor left the room and let his patient and his visitor have some time alone. “Nnngh…” Itachi’s eyes fluttered open and he looked around. “You’re finally awake… I’ve been waitin’ for 5 fucking hours.” Kisame growled as he possessively gripped the Uchiha’s long mane. Itachi's coal black eyes widened before he glared at his lover. "Stop that Kisme. I'm not your toy." The thin but unbelievably strong man swatted his lover's hand away and he sat up. "Let's go. Leader will be expecting us soon." Itachi stood up but the effects of the medication he was given took its toll. He wobbled a bit before Kisame caught him. “You’ll be the death of me, Tachi…” The seemingly cold and indifferent Uchiha cracked a smile and kissed Kisame’s cheek. “I know…”

Naruto sighed as he was assigned to traffic duty again by Grandma Tsunade for causing up a ruckus. “I already said I was sorry…” The innocent baby faced blonde thought as he directed the traffic. He spotted a familiar black Lamborghini and his breath got stuck in his throat. “Sasuke…” The window was rolled down and a black haired man smirked at the blonde before speeding off, jumping the red light. “Fucking bastard…” Naruto got onto the standard police motorcycle and chased him. The driver weaved through traffic and led Naruto to a relatively unknown part of town. Naruto zoomed past the city limits and soon trees surrounded him. The Lamborghini suddenly came to a stop and Naruto managed to press the brakes just in the nick of time and got off the bike. Cursing under his breath, the blonde knocked on the insane person’s window. “You bastard! You could’ve killed someone by skipping that red light!” Naruto yelled furiously. Sasuke smirked and shrugged. “Are you going to handcuff me for it? It’s just a red light, dobe.” Naruto blushed at the mention of handcuffs and sighed. “Don’t do it again, okay?” The blonde turned around to leave and expected the raven to speed off somewhere where Naruto probably wouldn’t see him again for another 13 years. What he didn’t expect was the Uchiha’s long limbs wrapped around his torso and warm breaths on his neck. “I missed you… Damn it! How could I miss a heartbreaking son of a bitch like you?” The words Naruto kept in for so long spilled out of his lips. “Why did you leave, Sasuke?” Sasuke didn’t answer and just held the blonde in his arms. “I can’t stay Naruto. The police are out to get me for something I didn’t do. I have to keep running until I can prove that it wasn’t me.” Sasuke whispered as he buried his face in the light locks of his former lover. “…I’ll tell them that it wasn’t you! I-I could help out! Sasuke, please… Just don’t leave me alone anymore.” Naruto begged as he fisted the raven’s black silk shirt. Sasuke snorted. “You’re just a traffic cop, usuratonkachi. You’re practically at the bottom of the food chain.” Naruto frowned at the old nickname Sasuke used to give him when they were children. Naruto looked behind Sasuke and rolled his eyes. “You horny son of a bitch, you lured me to your old house.” Sasuke smirked and held Naruto’s hand. “Think of it as a coincidence; I didn’t exactly lead you here.” Sasuke pulled out a key with a familiar keychain. “You kept Mr. Kero!” Naruto said childishly as he looked at the small orange frog keychain he gave Sasuke as a present. “Well, it is my lucky keychain after all.” Sasuke kicked the door open and lifted Naruto inside. “W-what are you doing? I have to get back to work!” Naruto flailed in the taller man’s arms and moaned when Sasuke’s cold hands started roaming. “S-Sasuke… S-stop it… I- I haven’t d-done it before……” Naruto hung his head in shame as Sasuke chuckled at what he thought was his inexperience. “I can’t imagine how many people must’ve slept with Sasuke…” Naruto thought sadly. “Neither have I, Naruto.” Sasuke continued his ministrations and palmed a hard dusky nipple. “Ahh! S-Sasuke… stop… I can’t…” Naruto whimpered as Sasuke rolled the nub in between his teeth. “That hurts! Stop it!” Naruto pushed Sasuke away but the raven didn’t budge. “Naruto… I’ll make it so you will never forget me no matter what happens…”