The Namikaze Kid and the Uchiha Brothers

Minato grinned as they placed the last box of Itachi’s things in his new dorm room. The now eighteen year old college student was staring intently at Sasuke as if he would spontaneously combust. The older brother had tried to talk his way out of going to college for a few more years but Fugaku would not listen.

“That’s everything Itachi. Do you want to grab some lunch before you start orientation?” Fugaku asked as he glanced around the room.

“I do Father. I say we go for ramen.” Itachi answered. He was still paying for Naruto’s ramen that he owed him forever. It was the only thing he had going for him right now for winning the blonds’ heart. Sasuke would have two years to gain the upper hand on him and Itachi wanted Naruto to know that he was still in the game even though he would be fifty miles away.

“Sweet!” The blond punched the air and proceeded to pounce on Itachi, sneakily placing a kiss on his cheek. Of course Sasuke didn’t miss the action and swore he’d get Itachi back for the trespass.

Fugaku just shook his head. “Are you sure that’s what you want before we leave?”

“Yes Father it is.” Itachi answered as he lowered Naruto to the ground.

Minato stood there wondering who was going to win his and Fugaku’s bet. The oldest Uchiha had bet that Itachi would be the one to win Naruto’s heart while Minato had bet that Sasuke would be the one. If Fugaku won, the blond had to wear a maid’s uniform around the mansion and vice versa.

“Well if we’re going let’s go. I know a ramen shop downtown that we can go to.” Minato said as he glanced at his watch.

All five men left the room and waited for Itachi to lock the door. Fugaku had pulled some strings to get Itachi a single room at Hokage University. The older appreciated this favor greatly for he was never one to share a room, unless it was with Naruto of course.

They made their down to the SUV that Fugaku had purchased when Minato and Naruto moved in. It was impractical to have just a sports car to haul your family around in. When everyone had their seatbelt on Fugaku took off to the ramen shop that he knew Minato was talking about. He had taken the blond there many times before he would even let the Uchiha into his pants.

An idea flitted into his mind and he cackled evilly in his mind. Ever since the two Namikaze’s had moved in, Fugaku was only allowed to molest Minato behind their bedroom doors since the kitchen incident. He couldn’t wait until the impressionable young blond was in college and he was counting down the days right down to the nano second until he could molest Minato on every surface in the house including Naruto’s room for payback.

Minato could tell Fugaku was plotting something. The gloating face gave it away, but the blond had no idea what. He just shook his head and took in the changes that happened since he had graduated from Hokage University. The little antique shop he liked to visit was still there along with the café/bookstore he spent a lot of time in. Of course back then they didn’t have wi-fi and had to drag their books along. But it was still nice to go there and get away from the crowded library and his roommate until they started to date.

Of course his roommate had been none other than Fugaku Uchiha. The two eighteen year olds had arrived eerily at the same time to get the best bed in the room. They had glared at one another before the entering the room and inspecting it. Minato saw the bed on the left and knew it was the one he wanted. He flung himself at the bed and laid there daring the dark haired roommate to try and take the bed from him.

“Hn. Moron I prefer the right side.” The stranger said as he laid his suitcase on the bed.

“Whatever bastard, how am I ‘pose to know which side you preferred?” Minato shot back.

“Brat! You will watch your language and be nice to Fugaku Uchiha.” Came his mother’s voice from the doorway.

“But hag he was being a bastard.” Minato answered with a grin on his face.

That seemed to piss the busty blond woman off even more. She marched over to Minato’s bed and jerked him up from it. “I have an important contract with Uchiha Corp. If you fuck it up I will disown you and any hell spawn you’ll have.” She hissed at him.

Minato gulped. His mother was scary when she wanted to be. Of course if they had been anywhere else, she would have thrown into the wall with that scary strength of hers. Minato nodded that he understood and he was let down onto his bed.

“What are you some kind of Amazon warrior?” Fugaku asked.

Minato waited with baited breath for Tsunade to throw the Uchiha out the window. But that didn’t happen, the blond male was surprised when his mother laughed and patted the Uchiha on the back. “You’re alright kid. I’ll take that as compliment.”

Minato stood there shocked. No one had ever called Tsunade Sannin an Amazon and gotten away with it. This contract with the Uchiha’s must have meant a lot to the hospital. He knew it was some kind of technology contract, but he didn’t know the details.

Over the next few weeks the two bickered and fought. Minato knew Tsunade would kill him if she found out that he still called the Uchiha bastard. Fugaku would do all he could to annoy the living daylights out of the Namikaze while the blond had behaved himself. But the last straw was when Minato had walked in on Fugaku and some random girl in the blond’s bed. And it was when he was looking at the Uchiha completely naked he knew he was attracted to the pale bastard.

“That’s it you fucking bastard.” Minato said before he grabbed the Uchiha by the arm and drug him from the bed. He went to take a swing but Fugaku had blocked it. Then in an instant the Uchiha had Minato sprawling on the floor. He used this to his advantage to pin the blond on the floor.

Without looking up he told the woman to leave. She gathered her clothes from the floor and stepped around the two men, closing the door on her way out. Fugaku returned his gaze to Minato, studying the blond hair, the tanned face, and the bright blues that haunted him.

“Let me up.” Minato growled.

“No. Not until we can work this out. I’m tired of fighting over stupid little things. I want to call a truce.” Fugaku said as he removed his hands from Minato’s arms and sat up on the blonds’ stomach.

The blond tried not to flinch, he had a hard on ever since he walked in and saw the bastard naked. He just prayed that the Uchiha didn’t feel it. Then the words Fugaku had spoken hit him. Minato stared at Fugaku in disbelief for a moment. The bastard wanted to call a truce, and then a thought hit him. He would make the bastard work for it. “I want you to take me out for ramen every Friday for next month. That way I know you’re serious.”

“If you wanted a date Namikaze, all you had to do was ask. I accept your offer. You can’t date anyone else.” Fugaku had a smug look on his face.

“Wait-what? No! I don’t want to date you! I want to make sure you’re serious about this truce and hopefully be friends!” Minato struggled to get Fugaku off but froze when his hard on connected with Fugaku, he stilled.

A smirk spread across the Uchiha’s face. He bent over and whispered in his captive’s ear and said, “so you are attracted to me. This means we’re dating.”

“You’re not gonna get in my pants easily. You have to work for it.” Minato said as he glared at Fugaku.

Minato smiled as he came out of the memory. The first few weeks of their relationship were rocky at best. Fugaku could go from moody bastard to super pervert in ten seconds and it always happened whenever the blond walked into a room.

Minato opened and slid out from the SUV. He looked at the ramen stand that had brought him and Fugaku closer. He felt an arm around his waist and leaned into the body next to him.

Fugaku turned to Itachi, “the best way to nab yourself a Namikaze is to buy him all the ramen he wants.”

Naruto had a look of confusion on his face as he tried to decipher what Fugaku had said. “What do you mean Fu?”

Fugaku laughed. “That’s how I got your father to go out with me Naruto. I brought him here every Friday for a date and eventually got him to believe that I wanted him. It became tradition all throughout college to come here every Friday.”

Naruto nodded his head, but he still thought something was up. The advice had been for Itachi, not Sasuke. Something was going on that he didn’t know about, but he would find out and when he did he would corner the brothers and demand answers. He knew his friendship with them was not normal; he would kiss them multiple times a day when he could get away with it. And ever since the kitchen incident, he tried those kisses out and liked them the best.

He had talked to Kakashi about it and all the man would tell him was that kisses were meant for meant for couples in love. Naruto went to ask him about that but all Kakashi said was that Naruto was only twelve and didn’t to concern himself with it and that needed to go see his dolphin over a certain book. So that left poor Naruto even more confused.

Minato sighed as he heard the hint that Fugaku gave Itachi. The blond also had a trick up his sleeve reserved for Sasuke. While the younger Namikaze loved ramen he adored home made ramen even more. He would slip that little bit of information to Sasuke when they got home and teach the young Uchiha how to make it.

They made their way into the empty restaurant and sat down. Minato looked at the menu that was lying on the table. “Hey Fu, I gotta use the bathroom, can you order me a bowl of miso ramen?”

Fugaku nodded and watched as his life partner headed to the bathroom on the other end of the restaurant. He used his menu to cover the grin that crossed his lips. Now was the perfect time to put his plan in action. He laid the menu down on the table. “Boys, I have to go as well. I want a pork ramen so could order for me as well?”

When the three of them nodded in agreement, Fugaku got up and headed to the bathroom. He could barely keep the grin off his face. He entered the bathroom, made sure that no one else was in the bathroom, and locked the door. He smiled as he watched Minato wash his hands. The Uchiha stealthily made his way up behind the blond, put his arms around his waist, and placed a kiss on the tanned neck.

“Fu we can’t.” Minato protested as Fugaku proceeded to nip up and down the neck.

The Uchiha pulled away and grinned. He put his mouth next to the blonds’ ear and whispered, “of course we can. I locked the door, the restaurant is basically empty, and I have lube in my pocket.”

“You had this planned didn’t you?”

Fugaku smirked. “Of course.” He then spun the blond man around and kissed him passionately. His tongue traced the seam of Minato’s lips and when those lips opened, he plunged right in.

Minato closed his eyes and answered that questing tongue with his own. The blond moaned as Fugaku brought his hands to the blonds’ ass and kneaded the muscle there. Minato pushed himself against the taller man, brushing his erection against the others’.

Fugaku continued his kneading and moved his lips from Minato’s mouth to his neck again. Kissing and nipping along the stretch of the neck before him. One of Minato’s hands found its’ way to his hair and buried itself there. A low moan came from the blue eyed blond as Fugaku grounded hard against him.

Fugaku grinned as he pulled away and moved his hands from that delectable ass and used them to pull the blonds shirt off. Minato got the hint and moved his hands from the others’ hair and returned the courtesy.

After the Uchiha threw Minato’s shirt on the floor, he attacked Minato’s left nipple, sucking gently on it at first and then using his teeth to tug on it. Minato arched at the treatment, his nipples were the most sensitive part on his body and the Uchiha used them to get his way. Minato let out a particularly loud moan as Fugaku continued his treatment, only rougher this time.

The Uchiha then brought his left hand up and began to tease the other nipple, knowing that it would drive the blond man crazy. And sure enough it did, the moans became louder in volume. “Fu…please…just fuck me already.”

Fugaku grinned at the request. He knew that if didn’t wait for that one sentence, Minato would stop their little session in the bathroom. Of course, this wasn’t the first time they had sex in the ramen shop’s bathroom. Fugaku pulled the little tube of lube out of his pocket and laid it on the counter behind Minato. He then proceeded to remove his pants and then Minato’s.

The Uchiha looked at the blond leaning against the counter. His tan skin was flushed and he was panting heavily. His right hand was slowly stroking his erection, while his left clenched the counter’s edge.

Fugaku moved in front of him and yanked the hand away from the erection and replaced it with his own. Minato gasped at the harsh and fast pace that Fugaku set up. His arms came up to grasp pale shoulders. “Please Fu, you know how much public sex turns me on…please just fuck me.”

Minato had never begged so prettily before, so the Uchiha complied. He put his hands under the others’ ass and pulled him up to sit on the counter. He then reached for the lube and poured a copious amount on his fingers. Minato grinned sexily and spread his legs, leaning back and shifting his hips forward slightly so Fugaku could have access to the hidden hole.

Fugaku’s breath hitched at the wanton sight that Minato made and it heated his blood. How could he have ever dumped this passionate man? He shook the thought out of his and pulled Minato close to the counter’s edge so he could have better access and be able to stretch the blond properly.

He kissed Minato as he used one finger to trace the hole and then pushed that finger in. Minato was still a little loose from their late night sex the previous night. The thought turned Fugaku on even more. He wouldn’t have to waste a lot of time on preparation. Of course this matter could be solved if only Minato would let Fugaku stick a butt plug in his ass. But the blond refused every time.

“Fu…please…” Minato gasped. He wanted Fugaku and he wanted him now. He knew he was still loose from last night and that he didn’t need much preparation.

Fugaku chuckled, pulled the finger, and jabbed two fingers in Minato’s hole, the blond tensing slightly. Fugaku rubbed the spot a second time, enjoying the fact that Minato moaned this time the discomfort giving way to pleasure. He then scissored the fingers stretching the blond even more. After a few moments of this treatment he pulled them out again and added three fingers using them to stretch the blond more.

This time Minato arched off the counter, swearing as he did so. Fugaku grinned and once again attacked the blonds’ nipples. This time he bit down on the right one harshly and then smoothed it over with his tongue. Minato couldn’t help but let out another long, loud moan. Fugaku continued to stretch the blond for a few moments before he was satisfied.

“Do you want it here on the counter or against the wall?” Fugaku huskily whispered in the other mans’ ear as he grabbed the tube and spread lube around his dick.

“I…don’t care…Fu…just please…” Minato moaned. He wanted Fugaku in him and he wanted him now.

Fugaku lifted the blond up and Minato wrapped his legs around the trim waist. The Uchiha carried him over to a bare batch of wall and pinned him against it. He freed his right hand and guided his erection into Minato’s more than willing hole. He slowly pushed in, knowing that Minato loved it when he did that.

Sure enough the blond moaned at the sensation of being filled. He used his arms to grasp Fugaku’s shoulders. “Please…Fu…I want it hard…and fast.”

Who was he to deny a horny blond? Fugaku pulled out and then slammed back in, making sure he hit the blonds’ prostate. Minato arched and moaned loudly. The Uchiha knew they wouldn’t last long as he kept pumping into the blond hard and fast. He used his left hand to cover the blonds’ erection and began to jerk him off.

“Fu…ah…please…faster…” Minato clenched the pale mans shoulders harshly, raking his nails over them.

Fugaku complied and continued to pump Minato faster. He knew the blonds’ release was near, he could tell by the way the blond seemed to try and claw to closer to him. Fugaku pumped his hips faster, making sure to the hit his prostate repeatedly this time. Sure enough the blond came with a loud yell and spilled his seed between the two.

Fugaku felt his release leave him when the blond clamped down on his dick. He shuddered and leaned against the blond boneless. His harsh breathing continued for a few more moments before evening out. He then slid to the floor, bringing Minato with him carefully. He shifted their bodies around so Fugaku was leaning against the wall and Minato was cradled in his arms.

“I love you Fu.” Minato said sleepily.

Fugaku chuckled. “I love you too. But we have to get cleaned and go eat our food. The boys are out there waiting on us.”

“What? Shit Fugaku! I can’t believe I let you do this a fourth time!” Minato exclaimed as he jumped up. Fugaku just laughed and got up as well.

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Naruto just stared at the door. He knew what his father and Fugaku were doing in there. What healthy sixteen year old didn’t? But shit...it sounded like sex was way more pleasurable with two men than it was with a man and a woman. A grin broke out on his face as he wondered what it would be like with two men at the same time as he eyed up the Uchiha brothers sitting in their booth, a plan already formulating in that blond head of his.