Sexy no Omake

Kakashi preferred to do his shopping closer to the evening. Sure things weren't AS fresh as if he'd bought them in the morning, but most of the time they'd spend at least a day in his fridge anyway before they were used, so in the end he decided it probably didn't matter much. There were less people shopping in the early evening and at the vendors at least you could get a good deal more frequently as they were trying to sell as much as possible so they would have less to pack up for the night. Today, Kakashi got his way for when they did their shopping and he and Gai walked through the comfortably busy marketplace. There were still many people, but there was easy shoulder room for walking.

Walking at his side Gai threw a look over his shoulder where Yukio was labouring to carry the supplies they had bought so far. Although it might have seem cruel to an onlooker this was to compensate for having to cut short the young man's training schedule since they had quite a bit of shopping to do. Usually Gai could comfortably fit the few bits and pieces he bought into his breaks but since the number of people that needed feeding had suddenly tripled that was no longer sufficient.

While Gai's head was turned a distraught looking Jiraiya came stumbling around a corner, a creased piece of paper in his hand that he would show to people only to look dejected when they shook their heads. Approaching the two Jounin's he nodded a brief greeting to Kakashi.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at Jiraiya's apparent mood, wondering what had happened now. It took him several long minutes before he even remembered that he had sent the tape off to him after all, in the first place. "Ah, Jiraiya-sama, you seem upset." Kakashi commented, stating the obvious in his usual bland tone.

Turning his head towards the Sannin at Kakashi's words Gai nodded his head in greeting to the Sannin as well only to be blithely ignored, the older man still somewhat sore about having been dynamically kicked in the face by the green beast.

"Kakashi-kun." The Sannin returned the silver haired Jounin's greeting “I’m looking for somebody but so far I haven't found even the slightest trace of them," He held out the paper, the blurry images of two women's heads (obviously copied from a television screen) printed on it. "You wouldn't happen to know anything about either of them?"

Kakashi's eyebrow raised further. Before he could stop himself there was clear recognition there. Still... he glanced over to Gai to see if Gai had seen the actual figures in the picture, first.

Gai, having been somewhat put out by the Sannin's disregard had looked at the picture as well as it had been shoved at Kakashi and judging the visible sudden lack of colour to his face and his shocked look he most certainly had recognised the identities of the two.

Jiraiya looked from one man to the other a gleam returning back to his eyes. It seemed after all the footwork he had finally hit a clue on the two beauties, "So you do know them" He stated, a hopeful smile on his face.

"You could say that." Kakashi answered, slowly. Gai's expression was... really amusing. Straightening his back and not slouching for once, Kakashi gave a cough and looked at Jiraiya again. "Why would you be looking for them, Jiraiya-sama?"

Reverently putting the paper away Jiraiya moved closer to Kakashi as if to tell him a secret. "I would like to ask them a favour." he confided, his eyes sliding to Gai who was looking rather shaken at this particular corpse coming back to haunt him.

Deciding to show Gai a little pity, Kakashi handed the one bag he was carrying over to Gai. "Ahhh, Gai, how about I take care of this while you make sure the food gets back before it spoils, ne? I'll see you in a bit."

Throwing Kakashi a suspicious look Gai never the less nodded and took the bag before motioning to Yukio and disappearing into the bustle of people. Jiraiya watched him go with a somewhat relieved look. "Is he still running after you? I would have hoped he might have grown out of it by now," The Sannin remarked obviously misinterpreting the reason why Kakashi and Gai had been going shopping together.

"Ahhh, yeah. Something like that." Kakashi remarked, laid-back as usual, going into a slouch once more. "Can I ask what kind of favour you want from the girls? Perhaps I could pass it on to them..."

Brought back to the reason of his search again Jiraiya nodded hastily. " I wanted to ask them for a sequel." He winked at Kakashi. "I'm sure they'll know what I mean if you could tell them."

“Aha, I think they will." Kakashi smiled with his visible eye, already hatching a scheme. "Mmm... for you, Jiraiya-sama, I'll do my best to convince them to, but... in return, could I ask a small favour of you? Something like a 'finder's fee'?"

"Well I guess that is only reasonable." agreed Jiraiya, "What is it that you would like as a reward Kakashi-kun?"

"...Oh, nothing much. I'm a simple man... just, maybe... an advanced, signed, copy of your next book?" Kakashi asked, trying to keep the tone of hopefulness out of his voice.

"Hmm." Jiraiya frowned for a moment, more not to look too eager then anything else. "I think that should be possible Kakashi-kun." He finally declared, grinning widely. It was always good to meet such an avid fan, especially if it lead to his request being answered with yet more of those two lovely ladies bringing pleasure to each other.

"Sounds like a deal, then... where can I reach you, for after I get in contact with the girls?" Kakashi asked, already planning on how to swipe the video camera again and talk Gai into doing the performance again... no need to tell him the reasoning behind it...

"Leave a message for me at the Golden. If I'm not in Konoha they'll let me know." Exuding immense satisfaction Jiraiya hardly kept himself from whooping in joy. "I'll get you the book once the new one is in print." he promised.

"Ahh, Jiraiya-sama, you're too kind." Kakashi replied cheerfully, bowing his head in respect. "I'll just be going, then. I'll get back to you within the week."


Kakashi was particularly well behaved that night at dinner. He cleaned the table and was generally affectionate.

It was quite clear he wanted something.

Sure enough, when both he and Gai were getting ready for bed, Kakashi rested his hands on Gai's shoulders, rubbing gently. "Gaaaai..."

Pausing in the motion of brushing his teeth Gai blinked at Kakashi, a suspicious cast to his features that even the white foam on his lips couldn't hide. "Hmm?" He gurgled a cautious reply before putting the tooth brush aside and bending to the sink to wash his face as well as escape those wickedly hopeful features that were skilfully used to make him give in to whatever it was that his lover wanted.

"Well, I was thinking..." Kakashi's hands stroked lower, down Gai's shoulder blades and back up to his collarbone. Leaning in, he brushed his lips against Gai's ear, breath tickling as he spoke "Maybe we could have some 'fun' again... like we did with the camera, a while back."

Sputtering Gai almost inhaled the water he had been washing his face with. Straightening he gave Kakashi an incredulous look. "You mean something like the picture that Jiraiya-sama was showing everybody?" He shook his head, black strands sticking to his wet face. "Once was more then enough."

"Oh, he didn't even know it was us! He looked right at us and didn't recognize us!" Kakashi chuckled, kissing the back of Gai's neck.

Gripping the edge of the sink with his hands Gai sighed. "Did he tell you why he was looking for us...them?" somehow it sounded strange to disassociate himself from his sexy no jutsu appearance as if it was a person of its own. Still he couldn't deny the small spark of pleasure that was kindled at Kakashi's kiss.

"I suspect he thought the tape was hot. And it was." Kakashi's arms slid around Gai's waist, kissing the back of his neck again. "Doesn't it turn you on a little, thinking about it? Turns ME on..."

Letting go of the sink Gai moved his hands to cover Kakashi's, meeting the other man's eye in the mirror. "I'm afraid I have to disappoint you my rival. Thinking about what Jiraiya-sama might have been doing while appreciating the video does nothing for me." Still the hint of red on his cheeks was evidence that the memory of that night didn't leave the taller man completely cold.

"Who says thinking about what Jiraiya was doing to it made me hot? I want something for my OWN collection, too, you know..." Of course, Kakashi wouldn't mention exactly why he was bringing it up again.

"You want us to do 'that' again, on video..!" Gai gaped in disbelieve. "Where did your sudden fascination with taping us having sex come from? It's not as if one of us is suddenly going to vanish off of the face of the earth." Shaking his head he turned in Kakashi's embrace, wrapping his arms loosely around the other Jounin's neck.

"But we won't always go on missions together. If I get injured and you go on some long mission, I want something to... Keep me occupied on lonely nights?" Kakashi hugged Gai against him, starting a slow backwards walk to lead him back to the bedroom.

Gai's blush deepened, the idea of Kakashi watching the video and pleasuring himself at the same time bringing back the usual rush of desire. "...but can't we simply do it without the jutsu?" he asked already starting to cave in to Kakashi's demands.

"Ahhh... how about we do one with, and one without?" After all, Kakashi had no objections to taping them having sex normally. He WOULD use it like that, after all.

Closing his eyes in defeat Gai sighed again. When he opened them again there was certain spark glowing in his dark eyes. Leaning his head closer to Kakashi he trailed his lips across the other's cheek, the mask having been discarded earlier. "I do hope you're not insisting on this because you are growing bored." he murmured before tugging at the tempting ear lobe, his body switching from being led by Kakashi to forcing him backwards towards the bed.

"Ahhh, like I could ever grow bored with you." Kakashi chuckled. The back of his legs bumped against the bed and he promptly pulled Gai down with him, eager to get started.

Following Kakashi down Gai settled above the other man pressing him into the covers. "So I guess the reason why you stopped by HQ was to swipe the camera again" he stated dryly. "Just try not to get too loud this time or I will have to gag you again."

"Ahhh, you know, a gag could be sexy..." Kakashi said, trailing a finger down Gai's chest while he grabbed the remote control again, turning the camera on.

Lowering his head to nip at Kakashi's throat Gai grinned. "But so is hearing you beg." In fact that was one of the best parts in his humble opinion. Pushing the unease about the camera into a dusty corner of his mind the green beast consoled himself with the fact that the video would never be seen by anybody but Kakashi and himself.