My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Konan

Disclaimer; I don ‘t own Naruto and will not claim to, this I just something about that little paper lady called Konan, sole female of Akatsuki, and all-around bad chick… which absolutely rocks, so still, I stand by my point that every female save those in Season one below the age of 15 are nothing but thrash to be eliminated.

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As she could feel the oil covering her, she knew that all was lost. While oil covered her body, she would be unable to do anything with the paper that her body was encased by, giving her no opportunity to act on any threat, and she didn’t know why, but the kid seemed to be more intent on capturing her then killing her, or maybe it was just a trick of the light. “ You’ve beaten me, with oil on my paper, I cannot function. What will you do now, Jinchuriki?”

A growled word came through his mouth, as he himself didn’t even know that he had growled his thoughts out loud. “ You’re coming with me now, and you’ll stand trial for your crimes against humanity.” There was an amount of venom within his voice, that made her flinch for a moment, as she began to lower herself to the ground, the wings she had created from paper being slick by now, and making her feel heavy and sore, not from the beating that she had received from the Jinchuriki’s hands, but from the tiredness that had been chipping away at her, as she surrendered to him.

She was bound at both hands, Naruto taking good care to make sure that the bindings were intact, also being careful not to allow her a chance to get a jutsu done, or to get dry. There was a brief moment where he had to pull the cloak away, revealing what she used as tools, origami kunai and other origami dotting the cloak, him leaving it on the floor as he looped the rope through her hands, binding them on her back. “ Let’s go.” He muttered to her, and she obliged, walking in front of him, Naruto’s eyes still upon her, a sense of dirtiness coming over her as she was reminded of her old sensei Jiraiya, the man who Pain had killed some time ago, almost three months before this encounter. Akatsuki had scattered after the death of Uchiha itachi at the hands of his brother, the way that it had occurred being gruesome, but she had not cared for it too much.

She looked at Naruto with her eyes shrouded, them looking at him as he offered her a bite of the food, which was a roasted boar at the moment, delicately taking a bite of the lump of meat that he offered, the way that he kept feeding her being endearing, never before having had the nice treatment that she was receiving now, except by Sensei, who told her that she was a girl with a very great heart, the way that she seemingly treated others being one of gentleness and kindness.

” Why did you not kill me?” she asked him, as she took another bite, preventing her from speaking another sentence immediately afterwards, just because she was hungry. She looked at the one who had defeated her, a gout of slick oil being sprayed all over her, keepinmg her slick and dirty. “ Come on, you can tell me, it’s not like I have a chance to escape now.” There was a slightly sorrowful tone to her voice, which was why he answered. “ You killed my sensei, and almost killed one of my friends.”

“ Ooh, Jiraiya-sensei was your sensei too? It’d be too much of a coincidence for us to meet, perhaps it was destined. Pain often said that we should look out for sensei’s old students, but after some time, I just forgot about it.” She sighed to herself, as she thought back to her days with pain, never really allowing him to get close enough to make the physical part of their relationship occur. She was still unspoiled by any man, a virgin, that would be the perfect way for her to die, still as a girl, not as a woman.

“ Why did you join Akatsuki?” he asked, looking her over for a moment and then watched as she wiped some of the oil off her face, giving him a look which was somewhat incensed, but seemingly calmed down as he handed her another piece of meat, with her eating it without much ado. “ I joined because my friends were the ones within it.”

The answer shocked herself, but she knew it to be the truth, the way which she was always working for Pain’s goal, the way that they all seemed to have made progress with it, the entire thing being such a complicated way that it seemed to dazzle her.

“ Would you make love to me?” she asked it without waiting for the reply, hugging her slick knees, as she saw his jaw dislocate itself and land on the floor, his eyes bugging out, as she hugged her knees tighter.

He was stunned that she would make such an offer, finding no room to speak for the first few seconds, his eyes still focusing on the blue-haired woman. “ Why?” he croaked out, and she looked at him, her outfit being messed up by the oil that coated her body. There was a second which passed as they locked eyes, then looked down. “ I am still a virgin, and would like to become a woman before I am executed.”

His breath stuck within his throat as he looked at her, seeing the wet hair, greasy oil dripping off it, a trick he had learned from Jiriaya actually, the way that it all seemed so surreal to him, he somewhat regretted doing this, heading out on his own to get vengeance on Akatsuki. He should have waited on the rest to come, but as it stood, they would likely still be a few hours away from his position.

“ Others are on their way to me.” She heard him say, and inclined her head. “ UI would like the man who defeated me to be my lover for one night, if that is acceptable. I do not care what happens to me afterwards, just make me become a woman.” She looked at him with a pleading look, one that made him wonder how her mood could switch so fast. There was a moment of peace between them, as he slowly walked over to her, looking her over once as she wriggled a little bit, then began to ease her out of her clothing.
” You really want me to? If you don’t want to, say it now.” She looked at him for a moment, watching him with a careful eye, then shook her head. “ I want to lose my virginity before I am interrogated, preferably while I still have a modicum of freedom, since I k now your hokage won’t be so friendly with me.”

“ I could ask her to keep you on as a prisoner? There’s always the fact that you might redeem yourself b y serving as a Kohona ninja, so it would be better if you just…” she snorted, her eyes going to his face, where the thin lines of the biju he carried within him were visible, a smile coming to her face. “ Come on, give me what I want. I just want to feel loved before I get taken off to a village where I will be executed swiftly.”

“ If you so desire, then I shall serve to your pleasure.” He began to take off her clothes, the slick skin being revealed after some time, the way he undressed her being gentle and caring, the way that she did not offer any resistance being odd, despite the circumstances.

She herself was worried about one thing, the way in how he would do her. She knew a great deal about man’s perversions, being privy to some small conversations in which she was essentially a piece of meat, only due to the fact that she had almost sent a blizzard of origami at them making the conversation quell, though none of the men had ever dared to look at her with those lustful looks, Pain being asexual as usual, the way that he had split his consciousness between 6 bodies being something which was quite out of the ordinary, but still, this would provide some ample opportunity for her to make amends about the things she had done, the way in which she was treated by this teenager being something special, immediately getting a heated feel within her innermost centre, the entirety of the feelings that rushed through her body being those of pleasure, pain and some sensations, as he finally got her out of her clothes, the way that he seemed to be so gentle with her being almost like it were a dream, as he ran his hands over her oily skin.

She tensed up slightly has he got the last piece of clothing off, wondering if he had done something wrong, since his experience with girls was literally nil to begin with. She looked at him with a strange look, her cheeks being flushed slightly, and he had just given in to her demand to get rid of her virginity, his own virginity also being there on the line, his contact with girls never having gone between the sheets. There were some kisses that he had given and received, but that was pretty much it.

As his hands wandered over her slick body, she could not help but think that this was going to be it. Her capability at sensing chakra signatures was slightly greater then her martial skill, and she could feel that the chakra which he oozed, the chakra of a human mixed with a Biju, was enough to pull the rest of the signatures of Konohaghakure ninja to them, which would either make Naruto be caught red-handed with her, or allow them enough time to finish what they were doing. Being a long distance sensor, it made it not hard for her to calculate who they were and where they were heading, which was Naruto. She sensed that they were still a few hours away, traveling here at top speed, so they would have three hours tops. Still, the deed would be done easily, and then they could dress again, or he might just leave her like this, not caring.

There were some sounds in the distance which he could faintly discern, but still, he paid attention to her face, as it shaped into something that was just so cute that he captured her lips with his own for a moment, their lips meeting and her eyes widening softly as he kissed her, the older woman giving a few inches before she kissed him back, a hungryness within her kiss that made him wonder how long she had been without the contact of a man, or mere affection, if she responded with such fury.

Her hands, still bound behind her back, were useless at the moment, but still she kissed him back, wanting to run her hands through his blonde hair and mess it up even more, the look that he had given her being one of pity, something which she could not stand, but then had kissed her, the kiss being unexpected but wanted, as she responded in kind, the kiss they shared becoming more and more intense after time had passed until their lips parted and they pulled away, panting slightly, a small coating of oily liquid on his check, which he wiped away.

She could no move much, as he laid her on the ground and slowly began to unclothe himself, the way that there was a brief lull in activity as he struggled with the zipper making her give a brief peal of laughter, as she began to slowly see more of his body unveiled, the way that he had been keeping his clothing intact not giving away much of his body structure. She looked at the trained abs, feeling a brief surge of want go through her, as she watched the shirt land somewhere on the side, before he got rid of his pants and then joined her on the ground, pushing himself on top of her, as her naked body lay under him, their crotches touching, his cock already hard. She gasped slightly as she began to feel it rising slightly, the hot rod pressing against her thighs, the feeling that went through her body making it almost impossible to ignore, the entire feeling of accomplishment, that he was willing to do this with her, being apparent on her face, which bloomed into a beautiful smile.

She felt him grasp her breasts, apparently marveling at their size, though they weren’t large or anything. She just had medium sized breasts, not big udders like women like that Hokage of his had. She absolutely despised women with a big chest, maybe because she herself didn’t have such big breasts. There was a huge difference in her mood now. As she could feel him slowly knead her breasts, a blush ignited on her face, really showing at this moment as she looked at him, seeing the rapture on his face and then going limp. Her body began to feel the effects of the massage that she was getting by his hands, as she began to make soft moans, as he kept on kneading her flesh, rubbing against her leg like some wild animal, his eyes boring into hers as she began to relax, her eyes staring back at his without fear.

He liked her breasts, he really did. They weren’t big enough that they’d spill out, the way that she just lay there under him being so cute that it almost made him freeze, his erection pressed against her, hard as ever, the feeling of joy that went through him as he softly kneaded the flesh of this woman who had so graciously offered herself to him. There was a moment as she froze, her eyes searching his out and they both looked at each other, Naruto’s hands slowly stopping as he felt her wriggling slightly.

“Come on, please hurry.” She egged him on, the way that she said it sounding terribly cute to his ears, as she wriggled a bit, her hands still bound behind her back, the way that she did it making her extremely desirable to him. The way in which it all happened was just cute in his mind. She gave him a smile as she literally invited him, and he pushed his member inside her, her body stiffening for a moment, as her face showed a small bit of pain. Her eyes widened almost comically as he penetrated her, the feeling that ran through their bodies making it a wondrous sensation for the both of them.

She was slick, feeling his body slide over her oiled skin, the way in which he seemed to make it go in easy, a brief sting of pain making her look at him with other eyes, the power that ran through his body unloaded through his hands, a brief jolt giving her a shock of electricity, as they joined together like one, the feeling being intense as they were linked by the flesh. A moment passed as his hand went over her slippery flesh, a few traces pof paper slipping off, her body heating up and making her feel like she had just been born again, his body stilling for a moment as he was completely inside her, the way in which it was all done so quickly boggled her mind.

She smiled softly to herself as she looked at him, as he began to thrust into her, his body moving on auto-pilot, like it had no aim, the feelings which coursed through her being intense, a sudden craving for closeness being there as she hugged him, his back feeling so strong to her hands, which were used to folding origami.

He felt so hot as he thrust into her, his cock feeling her walls around it, as they mixed together in a rhythm, the motions they did being almost synchronized, like they both knew what to do at this moment. It took only moments before he could feel a sting of pain near his abdomen, as he could feel her body tense up, her hands balling together as she began to rock slowly to the sides, bound as she was, her body shivering and quaking for a few seconds before she smiled, her moans having been heard throughout the better part of the intercourse. “ It feels great, Naruto-kun.”

“How do you know my name?” he asked, and she did something that she hadn’t done in a long time. She giggled. “Your name was known to us because we had Itachi in our membership, so of course everyone’d know it. Mine is Konan, by the way.” He shivered, acknowledging her like that, as he couldn’t really focus on nodding. “A nice name.” he muttered, as he kissed her, the oily skin against his skin being something exquisite to his senses.

“I think so too, because it’s my own name… now, are you ready to come?” he blinked at the suggestion, looking at her for a moment, as she ground herself against him, wrapping her legs around his hips, pressing him against her, fully inside her, the feeling being quite painful, since he wasn’t the shortest of men down there.

“Why?” she smiled softly at his question, knowing that with her having taken the pill that prevented pregnancy, a necessity for her, since she bled irregularly, she would have to take it easy. “Men always want to come inside a girl when they have sex, or so I understood from that Icha Icha book I leafed through once.” He grunted, something that was cute in her eyes and then shuddered, his hands digging into the earth as she could feel something pour inside her, the feeling of her belly getting a bit weird as chakra rushed through her body, making her climax at the very same time, knowing that he must have came, or else there’d be another reaction.

“Naruto-kun, are you alright?” she looked him over as he lay on top of her, her hands itching slightly, watching as he got up and looked her over for a brief instant, his hands going behind her back, the ropes snapping as he released her.

He came down from his daze as he looked at her, seeing her now truly for the first time. He saw that she was not the woman he had assumed her to be at first glance, not that cold dispassionate woman that would take Kyuubi out of him and then kill him. He saw her as a young woman who had just blossomed, turning into a new road, one free from despair and pain.

“Go.” He growled out, as she grabbed him, Naruto getting up, his cock soft enough that it looked funny to her, as she picked up the chakra signatures again, notoriously closer to them. She spotted a stream not far away, getting up and pushing him to it and before she knew it, both of them were lying in it. The water washed away the oil, by some miracle or the other, but she could feel less sticky, and attempted to make one origami kunai from the paper she had on her skin, grinning in success. “I’ll stay with you for some time, Naruto-kun…” she muttered as she got out of the stream, walking to her discarded garments, throwing them into the stream and washing them carefully, then dressed herself within them, before attempting a jutsu she hadn’t had to use a lot.

Yamato hit the ground in the clearing where he had sensed Naruto’s chakra signature present, seeing the boy with his back towards him, just raising his underwear again, some soap still in his hair, no trace of anyone else to be seen. “did you encounter any Akatsuki, Naruto-kun?”

Naruto turned to Yamato, shaking his head. Technically, it hadn’t been an Akatsuki with who he had made love, but with Konan, but he was assured that it would not be taken as such by the rest of the group, Hinata arriving and immediately turning away from him. He showed no reaction as they all stood there, putting on his jacket again.

“Hey, you got a nudie pic of someone? Woah, she’s a babe!” Kiba opened his mouth and Naruto froze for a moment, as Kiba held up a picture, Naruto suspecting that Konan had gone away already, but here it was, a poster-sized piece of paper with Konan on it, dressed in her Akatsuki robes, while showing a great deal of skin, almost imperceptibly radiating her Chakra, which assured him that this was her, masquerading as a piece of paper.

“Kiba, put that back, now, you dog-breath!” He said, watching as Kiba looked it over, Konan on the picture apparently trying to keep her face joyful and seductive, but a small darkish frown had appeared on her face. “Naruto! Bringing posters of exploited women on a mission is NOT responsible!” Sakura added her two cents, and Naruto’s eyes narrowed almost imperceptibly. “You wouldn’t have criticized Jiraiya-sensei if he carried his porn, which he did, I assure you. I’ve trained with the man long enough to see all of it.”

“Stop your bickering. We should go back to Konohagakure, Naruto-kun. Last news we got was that Akatsuki has left the area, so we have no reason to be here anymore.” Amato acted as the team captain and Naruto thanked the kamis for the intervention. Luckily, none of the people had noticed the Akatsuki cloak, probably thinking that it was some strange cloth to make it all look sexier.

Three weeks passed in relative peace, Konan often staying around the house, not dressed in her cloak, but in more casual wear, like a few outfits that she had managed to go out and buy, doing her hair up differently to make a world of difference between her and the Akatsuki member named Konan.

Five months later, Naruto stood in front of Tsunade, looking slightly ashamed of himself as he waited for the older woman to allow him to speak. “And no, I will not make you Hokage because you asked nicely. Anything else you might want to tell me?” he scratched the back of his head for a brief instant.

“You’re going to become a grandma for real.” The fist that hit him in the face was enough to knock him through the floor, jumping through the hole a few seconds later, after he had apologized to the woman whose desk he had smashed clean through.

“There you go, calling me grandma again. I may be old, but that’s no reason for you to start calling me that!” Naruto shook his head, sighing deeply. “That’s not what I meant. I am going to be a father soon. I got a girl pregnant…”

A pin could be heard dropping, so silent became the office as Tsunade just froze up, her eyes looking at Naruto with an uncomprehending look, her jaw loosening up as she stared. “You got someone pregnant?”

He nodded. “You’re not going to like who it was, Obaachan.” For this time, she let it slide, as she rubbed her temples. “Can you ask her to come by my office at the hospital tomorrow morning? Shizune, get us some sake. We both need it.”

Three hours later, Naruto returned home to the sight of Konan dressed in a gown, apparently made out of origami, as she knelt before him, her belly slightly larger then it had been. “How did she receive the news?”

“I love you.” He muttered, not really replying to her. “Well. So, do you want to get married and become miss Uzumaki Konan?”

“I’d like to.” She said, as she hugged him, his body letting her hug him, his back screaming protest as she tugged him to the floor…

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Alrighty, this scene was done before I read the newest chapter… which plain makes it certain that Sasgay will survive and all will be yay yay yay…

Itachi is cool, and he did not need to suffer the fate he suffered, which looked like a heart-attack…

Demon God of Chaos is now back at writing Naruto / ? oneshots…