Sexy no Omake

It took much less time than Kakashi thought to get the tape... though he only gave Jiraiya the girl one, and the edited version of that as well. He was quite looking forward to the book he'd get out of it, too, and waited while the desk clerk called up to Jiraiya's room at the Golden Leaf.

Once the clerk had notified Jiraiya, it took only a few more minutes until the Sannin appeared in person, anticipation hastening his steps as he crossed over to his visitor. "Kakashi-kun!" he exclaimed. "How good to see you, how did it go?" Steering the Jounin into the lounge he settled in a secluded both.

Kakashi slid into the booth as well, glancing around to make sure that someone (named Gai) had not followed and was not listening in. Once he was satisfied of their privacy, he removed a tape from his jacked and held it out to Jiraiya.

"The girls were very receptive to the idea." He said, smiling with his eye.

Jiraiya glowed with happiness as the tape was revealed. "They were?! How wonderful." Taking the tape he looked as if he had just received the holy grail, "You couldn't by any chance introduce me to those two lovely ladies? I would love to meet them"

Kakashi tapped his chin thoughtfully. Clearly, he couldn't tell Gai about this. Could he play the charade that long for Jiraiya, though? Kakashi had to admit the idea was appealing. A normal person would end this farce here and now, Gai was already bound to be hurt if he found out. But this was Kakashi, and the thought that Gai would find out and be truly, honestly upset simply hadn't crossed his mind. And he was rather bored, spending all day with Gai and Yukio... that boy was annoying... it'd be nice to get out of the house and have some fun...

"Ahhhh, well, I could talk to them, but despite the tapes, they're both rather shy girls. Especially the dark-haired one, I don't think she'd agree to a meeting... the light-haired one might, though, depending..." Kakashi decided to feel out what Jiraiya intended.

Other than groping.

"Ah...that's a pity. I would have liked to thank them in person. They have sweetened my days a lot since I received the first tape." Jiraiya looked honestly disappointed that the dark haired beauty would not meet with him at all but the prospect of meeting the silver haired woman was a comfort. Sadly though it would impede his wish of asking to join the both of them in their activities...

"I'm sure they're both pleased that you enjoyed the tapes, just the same." Kakashi decided to ignore Gai's comment of not wanting to know just HOW pleased Jiraiya was with the tapes. "Though, is there any kind of meeting in particular you have in mind? That way she'll know what to expect..."

"Well I would like to talk to her for a bit and maybe ask her to pose for the next Icha Icha volume...." The vague leer on Jiraiya's face easily added that he would not object should he get up close and personal with the pretty young woman.

"...Ahh, that sounds harmless enough... though, is there anything else that'll make it worth my while?" Other than a good waste of time, of course, Kakashi added silently. He'd have to buy some girl clothing.

Jiraiya pondered that for a moment. "Well I could give you a cut of the profits if you want." he offered since there weren't any more soon to be published Icha Icha books he could promise. "Or I could sign all your Icha Icha copies for you."

Kakashi waved a hand, dismissively, at the talk of money. "I appreciate the offer, Jiraiya-sama, but I make enough as a shinobi... however, I do have quite a lot of your books..." Every single one, even, and many magazines that had short stories of Jiraiya's published in them. What could he say, he was a fan.

Smiling in satisfaction Jiraiya nodded. "So do we have a deal then?" Really for meeting those two goddesses signing a few of his books really wasn't much to ask for.

For Kakashi, it meant everything in the world. He held out a hand to Jiraiya. "Deal."

Shaking the other's hand with a hard squeeze Jiraiya couldn't wait to watch the video and even more to meet one of the lovelies in it in person. "Simply drop them of sometime and I'll sign your books."

Kakashi spent the next few days practicing holding the jutsu despite ...strenuous circumstances, lacking Gai's natural talent for such things. Or possibly because he was easily susceptible to pleasing sensations. One of the two. Eventually he felt he was ready, to face possible sex with Jiraiya, and it was time to get some clothes for the date. He was just on his way out - jutsu'd into a woman so no one would be able to trace Kakashi back to the source of them - when he bumped into Gai.

Gai looked startled for a moment, then he frowned. "Don't you think you are taking this cross gender thing a bit too far Kakashi?" The use of the other Jounin's name instead of the more common place 'my rival' a clear signal that he didn't think this was a laughing matter at all. "Maybe you should talk to somebody about it..."

"Ah, this isn't for me, Gai." Kakashi said pleasantly. "Well, it is for me, but not in THAT way. Though it might be..."

The frown didn't lessen although it did take on a somewhat perplexed cast. "Not for you?"

"Jiraiya wanted to meet one of the pretty girls on the tape." Kakashi winked at Gai, clearly pleased at how well received it was. But Kakashi also had a little exhibitionist in him, as well. "Actually, he wanted to meet us both, but I told him that the dark haired girl was way too shy for that kind of thing..."

"Meet Jiraiya-sama?" Gai looked taken aback. "Was that what he wanted when we met him last time?" Another realization flashed behind his eyes and his jaw tightened. "Do you think this is a good idea? He has a certain...reputation with women." It was a close as Gai would get for now to accuse Jiraiya of trying to get his hands on anything that moved, especially something as breathtakingly beautiful as Kakashi was right now.

Kakashi was actually silent for a moment, regarding Gai's posture and attitude.

"...Are you worried about me, Gai?" He asked sweetly, managing to hold back an amused expression "You could always come with, of course, if you wanted to... Threesomes can be a lot of fun, you know."

Gai gazed at Kakashi as if gauging whether Kakashi was actually serious with this. Coming to a conclusion he pushed past Kakashi and into his bedroom. "Are you going to see him now?" He asked calmly while untying the hitae-ate around his waist, keeping his back to Kakashi and facing straight ahead..

"Not right NOW, I don't have anything to wear..." Kakashi answered, leaning against the doorframe and watching Gai.

Folding the metal and cloth emblem Gai placed it carefully on top of the bedside table before stripping off his legwarmers and Jounin vest before starting to shrug out of his jumpsuit.

Kakashi admired the view, though he was getting the distinct feeling Gai was giving him the silent treatment, somehow. "Anyway. I'm going to pick up a dress and some underwear THEN I'm gonna give him a call to arrange something." he explained, shrugging his shoulders.

Dropping the jumpsuit in the hamper Gai moved to the cupboard reaching for a more...casual set of shirt and pants. "If I would come with you I would need to buy that too?"

Kakashi eyed Gai’s clothes and mentally went over the man's wardrobe, which was now haphazardly mixed with his own.

"Yes. Yes you would. But we'd only need one outfit each, plus underwear..."

Nodding Gai quickly formed the seals and after the smoke had lifted the Jounin had changed into the dark eyed woman Kakashi had been getting to know quite intimately the last week. Reaching for the shirt Gai slipped into it, carefully extracting the long hair so it wouldn't catch before shaking out the trousers and looking at them in consideration. On the bulkier and taller male Gai they had fit snugly but now it looked like they would be far too large for the more petite build of his female form.

Kakashi suppressed a laugh. "I think I have a belt somewhere in there... under the bed, maybe." he suggested.

Dropping the trousers again Gai sighed and knelt so that he could peer under the bed, his hand fishing for the elusive belt.

It took a moment, but a thin strap of leather ghosted against the tip of Gai's fingers, hiding half under a pair of boots.

A grunt of triumph and Gai grasped the belt dragging it out into the light. Brushing the accumulated dust off of it she stood and exchanged it for the trousers, slipping into them before threading the belt through the hoops and tightening it as far as possible. Rolling the cuffs up until they no longer threatened to trip her she nodded to Kakashi who was actually slightly taller then Gai in this form. "I'm ready."

Kakashi grinned. "Well, let's go get something tight and sexy, then!" she laughed before heading to a clothing store she knew of.

Lacking in the enthusiasm department behind Kakashi for once Gai followed the other man. Really shopping for women's clothing was not particularly high on his list of things he enjoyed doing. Still he did his best to keep up with his rival.

Kakashi was simply interested in the new experiences. This would surely be interesting, if nothing else. He found clothing quickly. A little black dress tight in all the right places and just a little too short to be worn in certain public areas, some black heels to go with and sheer dark stockings that went with a garter, that went with... other things to be worn under the dress.

If there hadn't been the fact that all this was intended for Jiraiya Gai might actually have enjoyed the thought of Kakashi in the outfit, but every time the ultimate purpose came back to him he felt a sour taste at the back of his throat. At least Kakashi seemed to be enjoying himself, that was really all he could ask for under these circumstances.

Browsing through the dresses he finally settled on a white summer dress with a sparse sprinkling of flowers. around the hem. With it he bought a pair of flat white shoes, some white socks and a simply set of white bra and panties.

Kakashi couldn't resist a little snicker at Gai's choice of clothing. "You make such a good 'good girl'..."

"I don't see anything wrong with my choice." Gai sighed looking down at the bag holding his purchases.

"Ah, no, it's cute." Kakashi leaned over to kiss Gai's cheek.

"Well if you say so." shrugged the black haired woman, not even bothering to comment on Kakashi's affection in public. After all keeping their identities hidden was one of the good parts of the jutsu.

Kakashi didn't waste anymore time, and lead Gai back home. However, with their identities hidden, he was quite publicly affectionate to the 'black haired woman'. "You don't have to come with, you know." Kakashi said as he reached for the phone to give Jiraiya a call to arrange a meeting.

"I did not just buy a dress and women's underwear just to change my mind again." Pushing the bag unopened into the closet Gai opened the belt and dropping the jutsu he settled down to watch Kakashi make the call.

In an amazing display of maturity, Kakashi stuck his tongue out at Gai before dialling the number and sitting back on the couch.

Deciding to meet maturity with yet more maturity Gai crept next to Kakashi and at the same moment as the hotel clerk answered the phone he ran his hand up Kakashi's leg and moving his head so that he could nuzzle against the other's throat without obstructing the phone.

Kakashi gasped in surprise to Gai's movements, but easily wound his free arm around Gai. "Ah, I am calling for Jiraiya-sama, he's a guest there?" Kakashi said into the phone as he regained his composure for the moment.

Smirking Gai continued his assault on Kakashi's neck, his hand making quick work of the other Jounin's trousers and slipping it inside before moving his face to the large inviting bust and rubbing his cheek against them with a low purr.

Kakashi drew in a sharp breath as he listened to the hotel clerk. "Yes I'll hold." He gasped, letting out a moan as soon as he heard the click that signalled he was put on hold and it was safe.

Tickling his finger down the junction of Kakashi's thighs Gai didn't hold back, his free hand coming up to tug up the man turned woman's shirt and liberally applied both his tongue and lips to the nipple that was one of his favourite parts of the female Kakashi's body, clamping his teeth on it and tugging on it when he heard the Sannin come on the line.

Kakashi moaned freely at Gai's application of tongue and lips, so much so that he almost didn't hear the familiar click as someone came back on the line. He had to cut himself off mid-moan, but knew Jiraiya had to have heard some of it. "Ah, is this Jiraiya-sama?" he asked, voice more breathy than usual, even, given the current situation.

Indeed the Sannin had heard the cut of moan and his own voice had a deeper timber to it. "..Indeed it is. Am I speaking to one of the lovely ladies from the video?"

Gai doubled his efforts his teeth closing harder around the nipple and tugged at it, his tongue continuing to flick over it while his other hand wriggling past the last barrier of cloth and rubbed against Kakashi's most intimate area, his finger teasing at slipping into his lover.

"Ah, it is..." Kakashi managed to get out before he was unable to hold back a gasp. "... I'm the taller one, with the light hair?" Kakashi realized he should probably have a name. "...Aikenko. If you aren't offended at being familiar, though, please feel free to call me Ai-chan." he threaded his fingers though Gai's hair, hand urging him on even as he whispered, distracted but loud enough to be picked up. "...ah, Hasu-chan, I'm on the phone~"

On the other end of the phone Jiraiya swallowed thickly. "I wanted to thank you in person Ai-chan, for the wonderful videos that you sent me..." He explained, a wide leer on his face while a drop of blood trickled from his nose at the mental image of what the two ladies on the other end may be up to.

Gai meanwhile let the swollen nipple go and lifted his head to Kakashi's ear." Do you really want me to stop?" he murmured so low that even Kakashi could have missed it. At the same time he pushed his finger into Kakashi, his thumb rubbing over her clit with small circles.

Kakashi had to bite his lip and shake his head quickly to answer, not trusting his own voice at the sensations Gai was bearing down upon him. He shifted in place, spreading his thighs for Gai while he managed to keep his voice steady for a long enough time to answer. "Yes, Kakashi-kun told me... he was very convincing, and I talked it over with Hasu-chan and ...well... where and when?"

"Hasu-chan is your dark haired friend?" Jiraiya couldn't believe his luck. After Kakashi had told him that only one of the girls would be willing to meet him he had resigned himself to that, not really a hard task. But hearing that both would come certainly sped up his pulse. "How about ..tonight? We could meet at my hotel or I can meet you at your place, it's your choice." He offered graciously,

Returning his lips to the task of teasing Kakashi's nipple Gai inserted a second finger into his more than willing rival. After all nobody had said that he had to make this easy for Kakashi.

If this was how Gai voiced his objections, Kakashi had to say he was more than happy to let Gai lodge them. Very happy. Very vocally happy.

"Mmm, yes." Kakashi responded after letting himself be lost to Gai's hand for a moment. "Would you mind us coming to your hotel, Jiraiya-sama?"

"No of course not! When can I expect you?" asked the eager Sannin, he could hardly wait to for the day to end. If this phone call was anything to go by the night was certainly looking up.

"Ah, an hour...?" Kakashi had to bite her lip to keep from crying out again. "Or maybe two..."

"Well I'll see you in an hour or two then. I'm looking forward to meeting you two ladies." Although this was clearly the end of the call Jiraiya didn't hang up, hoping that he would catch more of those tantalising gasps and pants he had been hearing throughout the call.

Gai had been busy, he had divested Kakashi of his clothing on the lower half of his body and was now kneeling between the supple white thighs the black bowl cut moving in and his tongue sliding over and into Kakashi.

Kakashi cried out loudly as he felt Gai's tongue slide inside of him, already wet and slick from the preparation of his fingers. He merely dropped the phone to the ground, slip of the hand but one he didn't particularly care about as he instead occupied himself with threading his fingers through Gai's hair once more and encouraging him with unmistakable groans of pleasure. He didn't even bother checking to see if the phone had ended the call when it was dropped or if Jiraiya was still listening in on the rest of their romp before visiting him.