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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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54
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664
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Chapter 40
Hi, I've actually managed to find some time to update today since we had a test.
{Ri}:Plus she doesn't have work due to an injured ankle.
{Sai}:(stares at and pokes T.W.'s swollen ankle)
{T.W.}:(sqwaks in pain) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
{Sai}:O.O oh you're ankles hurts?
{Ri}:(snorts) Naruto moment
{T.W.}: It's the size of a freakin softball damnit! Of COURSE it hurts, did Itachi literally fuck your brains out?
{Itachi}:As a matter of fact, yes. How did you injure your ankle?
{T.W.}: I was knocked off my bike, anything other details will remain undisclosed.(takes a deep breath) Okay I'm calm now, POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD Now who read chapters 360 and 361 of the manga? I'm getting very happy with the damage Sasuke is sustaining and he hasn't faced Tobi yet. I have to say him running the chidori through his own body to disarm the microbombs was pretty freakin cool. I feel a bit sorry for Deidara though cause you know he's gonna die and I kinda like him(pouts) Oh well ce la vie END OF SPOILERS
I'm not gonna reply to any reviews I've gotten cause I'm too medicated to make coherent sense.
{Ri}: Don't forget about what Kit did.
{T.W.}: Oh! Right! thanks for the reminder! Kit drew a piccy of the triplets and posted it on deviantart. com the URL is http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57229953
If the URL don't work then just type SasuNaru triplets into deviantart's search bar and it'll come right up, it's titled "Hikari, Arashi, and Kaji"
Now on to the fic!
'thoughts'
Chapter 40
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The triplets were two months old now and Sasuke was definately having his revenge on Kakashi. Whenever the Uchiha was on a mission, it was Kakashi who was left to deal with the babies while Iruka was teaching and Naruto was training. Right now the unpunctual jonin was trying to change Hikari's diaper while the other babies wailed for lunch in the background.
Her siblings' and cousin's distressed cries spurred Hikari to begin wailing herself and Kakashi was on the verge of following suit and wishing there was more than one of himself when it finally dawned on him. 'When in doubt, do as Naruto does.' Kakashi made the infamous handsign for Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and soon there were three other Kakashis who began preparing bottles for the babies.
The copy-ninja finished changing Hikari and grinned as he saw his clones feeding the others. 'Why didn't I think of this before?'
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Naruto was training with Hinata, possibly the only person who wouldn't take advantage of his being out of shape to get even for pranks played. Of course Naruto had never really played any pranks on Hinata because she'd always been nice to him and he'd never thought she needed to be pranked. Everyone else he had pranked for various reasons but he'd never seen any reason to prank Hinata. So she was the safest to begin training with again. That didn't mean she was going easy on him though. No she was going all out because she knew he'd be insulted if she didn't and so he could regain his previous level of skill swiftly.
He dodged a palm strike, flipped away when she swept a leg under his feet, andpromptly lost his balance, falling on his ass.
"Hell."
"Naruto-kun?"
He got to his feet and gestured to his chest, "It's these stupid breasts. I can't get used to fighting with them in the way, plus they're so damn sensitive."
Hinata couldn't help it, she giggled, his tone of voice and sulky expression was too funny.
"Suuuure laugh Hinata-chan. I know it's funny as hell but it's also frustrating."
She sobered and placed her hand on his shoulder, "I have an idea Naruto-kun."
She rummaged in her training pack and took out some bandages, "We can bind them. It'll keep them out of your way and I can numb them by hitting a couple tenketsu then, after training I can reverse the numbness."
Naruto brightened, "That's perfect! Thanks Hinata-chan!"
They delt with his breasts and got back to training.
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Iruka looked out the window, worrying about how Kakashi was dealing with the babies. For a month now, when Iruka had returned to the Uchiha mansion, it had been a complete disaster. Babies wailing, empty bottles, toys, and spit-up rags all over the place, and a wild eyed Kakashi looking completely lost on what to do. Iruka would take charge and tell Kakashi to clean things up so by the time Sasuke and Naruto returned the babies were changed, fed, and napping and the house was clean. For all that it worried Iruka it also amused him and he still laughed when he thought about the first time Kakashi tried to change Kaji's diaper. Seeing the infamous copy-ninja get peed on twice in a row could make anyone laugh really.
One of the students, who had taken up Naruto and Konohamaru's mantles as chief troublemaker, noticed Iruka's distraction and attempted to sneak out. The brunette teacher caught the movement from the corner of his eye and told the kid that he'd be staying after school and helping clean the blackboards. Iruka smiled when the kid whined that 'Iruka-sensei must have eyes in the back of his head' and decided that he needed to forget about the guarenteed disaster waiting for him at home before the entire class revolted.
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Sasuke was sending a death glare to the boulder he had to move. It was sunk halfway in mud and was also blocking a supply road. he channeled his chakra and hefted the boulder out of the mudhole and began pushing it to a more appropriate location. it was a sweaty, messy, gritty job that had Sasuke hoping that the children could be weaned soon so he could go back to higher ranking missions. He finished moving the boulder and headed for the location of his second mission for the day, cleaning out a stable.
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Iruka took a deep breath, braced himself and opened the door to hear...silence. The scarred man walked to the living room, which was clean? He put his paperwork down and went looking for Kakashi. When he found the jonin in the nursery, he nearly died from the shock of seeing his silver haired, baby-phobic lover cradling a sleeping Mikomi in on arm while reading a book held in his other hand.
The masked man smirked and said, "You should close your mouth Ruka, unless you want to swallow some flies."
Iruka said the first thing that came to mind, "That book had better not be an Icha Icha."
Kakashi chuckled, "It's not," and turned the book so Iruka could read the title 'Baby Care'. Iruka blinked; he'd known that Kakashi had bought a couple books on babies the day they'd moved in but the copy-ninja had never had the time to read them before.
"Not that I'm complaining but why isn't the house a disaster?"
"I took a page out of Naruto's book and realized that Shadow Clones would be a big help."
Iruka's eyebrows shot up and he started chuckling and had to leave the room before he bagan laughing out loud. He was doubled over with hysterical laughter when Kakashi came out of the nursery and leaned against the wall, "What's so funny?"
"Y-you mean it hadn't occured to you to use Kage Bunshin before today?! Pfft!"
Kakashi watched, eyebrow raised, as Iruka disolved into another fit of laughter. His pride felt a little pinch but he dismissed it knowing that if the same thing had happened to someone else he'd be the first one laughing.
Iruka calmed down and straightened from his laughter induced bow. He saw Kakashi's expression of concealed hurt pride through the mask. Iruka walked over and pulled the offending piece of material out of the way to kiss the taller man briefly, "I'm sorry about laughing; I just assumed that you'd have figured out to use Shadow Clones long ago."
"It's fine, I should have figured it out sooner."
"Hmm so all the babies are fed, changed, and napping?"
"Yes."
"Then grab the baby monitor and let's go make dinner."
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15 minutes after they'd finished making dinner Naruto came home scraped, bruised, and dusty. He waved at the two older shinobi, smiling as he went to take a shower. Both Kakashi and Iruka winced in empathy, knowing that training again after being inactive for so long wasn't exactly pleasant.
Not long after they heard the rush of running water, Sasuke slammed into the house looking and smelling unspeakable and swearing vilely. Iruka's eyes widened as the brunette went upstairs obviously to take a shower. He looked at Kakashi, whose eye gleamed with unholy amusement, "I don't think I want to know what's going to happen once he reached the bathroom to find the shower occupied."
Kakashi got up, "Oh they'll have one hell of a fight so we should go upstair to deal with waking infants."
Iruka followed the masked man frowning at his amusement.
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Okay there it is, short I know but I didn't want to put the shower fight in this chapter.
{Itachi}:(pauses in nibbling on Sai's ear)Is it really going to be a fight?
{T.W.}:It's gonna start out as one, move into steamy territory, then get interrupted.
{Ri}:(yawns) That's evil(yawns again)
{T.W.}: Uh-oh my muse has been out of the box for too long. Ri go get some sleep kay?
{Ri}:(mutters assent as she fades to get some sleep)
{T.W.}: Well now the fic is offically caught up with the version on fanfiction.net so I'm gonna go do some editing of the FF version. See ya'll soon, I hope. Ja ne!
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Just thought I'd let ya'll know that I've posted a fan-art of the triplets and Mikomi at age 12 on deviantart.com the URL is http://deviantart.com/deviation/600040065
take a look and let me know what you think? BTW I don't have the right equipment to clean it up right so it's just a very rough sketch
{Ri}:Plus she doesn't have work due to an injured ankle.
{Sai}:(stares at and pokes T.W.'s swollen ankle)
{T.W.}:(sqwaks in pain) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
{Sai}:O.O oh you're ankles hurts?
{Ri}:(snorts) Naruto moment
{T.W.}: It's the size of a freakin softball damnit! Of COURSE it hurts, did Itachi literally fuck your brains out?
{Itachi}:As a matter of fact, yes. How did you injure your ankle?
{T.W.}: I was knocked off my bike, anything other details will remain undisclosed.(takes a deep breath) Okay I'm calm now, POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD Now who read chapters 360 and 361 of the manga? I'm getting very happy with the damage Sasuke is sustaining and he hasn't faced Tobi yet. I have to say him running the chidori through his own body to disarm the microbombs was pretty freakin cool. I feel a bit sorry for Deidara though cause you know he's gonna die and I kinda like him(pouts) Oh well ce la vie END OF SPOILERS
I'm not gonna reply to any reviews I've gotten cause I'm too medicated to make coherent sense.
{Ri}: Don't forget about what Kit did.
{T.W.}: Oh! Right! thanks for the reminder! Kit drew a piccy of the triplets and posted it on deviantart. com the URL is http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57229953
If the URL don't work then just type SasuNaru triplets into deviantart's search bar and it'll come right up, it's titled "Hikari, Arashi, and Kaji"
Now on to the fic!
'thoughts'
Chapter 40
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The triplets were two months old now and Sasuke was definately having his revenge on Kakashi. Whenever the Uchiha was on a mission, it was Kakashi who was left to deal with the babies while Iruka was teaching and Naruto was training. Right now the unpunctual jonin was trying to change Hikari's diaper while the other babies wailed for lunch in the background.
Her siblings' and cousin's distressed cries spurred Hikari to begin wailing herself and Kakashi was on the verge of following suit and wishing there was more than one of himself when it finally dawned on him. 'When in doubt, do as Naruto does.' Kakashi made the infamous handsign for Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and soon there were three other Kakashis who began preparing bottles for the babies.
The copy-ninja finished changing Hikari and grinned as he saw his clones feeding the others. 'Why didn't I think of this before?'
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Naruto was training with Hinata, possibly the only person who wouldn't take advantage of his being out of shape to get even for pranks played. Of course Naruto had never really played any pranks on Hinata because she'd always been nice to him and he'd never thought she needed to be pranked. Everyone else he had pranked for various reasons but he'd never seen any reason to prank Hinata. So she was the safest to begin training with again. That didn't mean she was going easy on him though. No she was going all out because she knew he'd be insulted if she didn't and so he could regain his previous level of skill swiftly.
He dodged a palm strike, flipped away when she swept a leg under his feet, andpromptly lost his balance, falling on his ass.
"Hell."
"Naruto-kun?"
He got to his feet and gestured to his chest, "It's these stupid breasts. I can't get used to fighting with them in the way, plus they're so damn sensitive."
Hinata couldn't help it, she giggled, his tone of voice and sulky expression was too funny.
"Suuuure laugh Hinata-chan. I know it's funny as hell but it's also frustrating."
She sobered and placed her hand on his shoulder, "I have an idea Naruto-kun."
She rummaged in her training pack and took out some bandages, "We can bind them. It'll keep them out of your way and I can numb them by hitting a couple tenketsu then, after training I can reverse the numbness."
Naruto brightened, "That's perfect! Thanks Hinata-chan!"
They delt with his breasts and got back to training.
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Iruka looked out the window, worrying about how Kakashi was dealing with the babies. For a month now, when Iruka had returned to the Uchiha mansion, it had been a complete disaster. Babies wailing, empty bottles, toys, and spit-up rags all over the place, and a wild eyed Kakashi looking completely lost on what to do. Iruka would take charge and tell Kakashi to clean things up so by the time Sasuke and Naruto returned the babies were changed, fed, and napping and the house was clean. For all that it worried Iruka it also amused him and he still laughed when he thought about the first time Kakashi tried to change Kaji's diaper. Seeing the infamous copy-ninja get peed on twice in a row could make anyone laugh really.
One of the students, who had taken up Naruto and Konohamaru's mantles as chief troublemaker, noticed Iruka's distraction and attempted to sneak out. The brunette teacher caught the movement from the corner of his eye and told the kid that he'd be staying after school and helping clean the blackboards. Iruka smiled when the kid whined that 'Iruka-sensei must have eyes in the back of his head' and decided that he needed to forget about the guarenteed disaster waiting for him at home before the entire class revolted.
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Sasuke was sending a death glare to the boulder he had to move. It was sunk halfway in mud and was also blocking a supply road. he channeled his chakra and hefted the boulder out of the mudhole and began pushing it to a more appropriate location. it was a sweaty, messy, gritty job that had Sasuke hoping that the children could be weaned soon so he could go back to higher ranking missions. He finished moving the boulder and headed for the location of his second mission for the day, cleaning out a stable.
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Iruka took a deep breath, braced himself and opened the door to hear...silence. The scarred man walked to the living room, which was clean? He put his paperwork down and went looking for Kakashi. When he found the jonin in the nursery, he nearly died from the shock of seeing his silver haired, baby-phobic lover cradling a sleeping Mikomi in on arm while reading a book held in his other hand.
The masked man smirked and said, "You should close your mouth Ruka, unless you want to swallow some flies."
Iruka said the first thing that came to mind, "That book had better not be an Icha Icha."
Kakashi chuckled, "It's not," and turned the book so Iruka could read the title 'Baby Care'. Iruka blinked; he'd known that Kakashi had bought a couple books on babies the day they'd moved in but the copy-ninja had never had the time to read them before.
"Not that I'm complaining but why isn't the house a disaster?"
"I took a page out of Naruto's book and realized that Shadow Clones would be a big help."
Iruka's eyebrows shot up and he started chuckling and had to leave the room before he bagan laughing out loud. He was doubled over with hysterical laughter when Kakashi came out of the nursery and leaned against the wall, "What's so funny?"
"Y-you mean it hadn't occured to you to use Kage Bunshin before today?! Pfft!"
Kakashi watched, eyebrow raised, as Iruka disolved into another fit of laughter. His pride felt a little pinch but he dismissed it knowing that if the same thing had happened to someone else he'd be the first one laughing.
Iruka calmed down and straightened from his laughter induced bow. He saw Kakashi's expression of concealed hurt pride through the mask. Iruka walked over and pulled the offending piece of material out of the way to kiss the taller man briefly, "I'm sorry about laughing; I just assumed that you'd have figured out to use Shadow Clones long ago."
"It's fine, I should have figured it out sooner."
"Hmm so all the babies are fed, changed, and napping?"
"Yes."
"Then grab the baby monitor and let's go make dinner."
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15 minutes after they'd finished making dinner Naruto came home scraped, bruised, and dusty. He waved at the two older shinobi, smiling as he went to take a shower. Both Kakashi and Iruka winced in empathy, knowing that training again after being inactive for so long wasn't exactly pleasant.
Not long after they heard the rush of running water, Sasuke slammed into the house looking and smelling unspeakable and swearing vilely. Iruka's eyes widened as the brunette went upstairs obviously to take a shower. He looked at Kakashi, whose eye gleamed with unholy amusement, "I don't think I want to know what's going to happen once he reached the bathroom to find the shower occupied."
Kakashi got up, "Oh they'll have one hell of a fight so we should go upstair to deal with waking infants."
Iruka followed the masked man frowning at his amusement.
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Okay there it is, short I know but I didn't want to put the shower fight in this chapter.
{Itachi}:(pauses in nibbling on Sai's ear)Is it really going to be a fight?
{T.W.}:It's gonna start out as one, move into steamy territory, then get interrupted.
{Ri}:(yawns) That's evil(yawns again)
{T.W.}: Uh-oh my muse has been out of the box for too long. Ri go get some sleep kay?
{Ri}:(mutters assent as she fades to get some sleep)
{T.W.}: Well now the fic is offically caught up with the version on fanfiction.net so I'm gonna go do some editing of the FF version. See ya'll soon, I hope. Ja ne!
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Just thought I'd let ya'll know that I've posted a fan-art of the triplets and Mikomi at age 12 on deviantart.com the URL is http://deviantart.com/deviation/600040065
take a look and let me know what you think? BTW I don't have the right equipment to clean it up right so it's just a very rough sketch