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45: Little Ninjas and Big Ninjas, the only difference is the size of their Kunai


Itachi had begun to think that he didn’t know how to laugh anymore, but thanks to a few of Gai’s stories he found out differently.
After a very boring Chuunin exam meeting, he and the green clad man stopped off at Kakashi and Iruka’s and had dinner followed by some very embarrassing stories about the years that the two had been rivals and the many different challenges they had taken to prove they were more than equals.
Iruka and Itachi had laughed so hard that their cheeks burned and the stories kept on coming.
Hebichani had been put to bed and the adults showed no sign of coming to the end of their evening as Kakashi reminded Gai of the time when they were twelve and had a ‘who has the longer dick contest behind the Hokage tower.”
Iruka’s eyes went wide and Itachi leaned forward striving to hear the hushed response from his lover on this one.
“Gai? What was that?” he asked and the older man blushed furiously as he repeated.
“I would have won if Kakashi hadn’t been peeking at someone just before and he was very aroused.” He admitted, glaring half-heartedly at the other Jounin.
“What about the contest to pee higher on the Hokage Mountain?” Kakashi asked.
“That was a stupid rule, once more. I can’t win when you make up crazy rules.” Gai protested.
“What rule?” Iruka asked, now becoming curious once more.
Kakashi leaned back and smirked. “No Hands.” He said smugly.
“Were you born with a Hard-on?” Gai asked sending the room into gaffaws again.
Kakashi snuggled closer to the pony-tailed man and smirked all the wider.
“Hey, it’s my healthy way of dealing with stress, right Ruka-chan?” and the ex-school teacher turned to glare at him.
“Stress? What stress? You do nothing but sit around playing with the baby and reading your porn. That is why you win those contests. You are a hentai pervert.” He responded as Gai leaned back and rested his hand across Itachi’s shoulders.
“Well, at least our contests have never been dangerous. Unlike Sasuke and Naruto. Those two kept trying to kill each other. I am surprised they lived to see their obvious attraction to each other.” Kakashi said, changing the subject.
“Well, that was slow in building too. The first time they actually dealt with each other they did manage to kiss, but that went straight to outright hostility.”
“My brother kissed Naruto on the first date?” Itachi asked his surprise evident.
“Not really a date. It was the day that Naruto and his class became genin and he ended up in Sasuke and Sakura’s cell. I think the choice of Kakashi to lead them was what solidified their bond, but that day they hated each other. Naruto has always needed to be recognized and what better way than to be next to the most recognized member of the village next to the Hokage?” Iruka continued as Itachi listened raptly. He had heard some stories from the time he was absent but the intimate details were often left out.
“Yeah, those two. When I had taught Sasuke the Chidori, I had no idea he would use it against Naruto. Itachi, I expected, but not Naruto. And Jiraiya taught Naruto the Rasengan so they both had sufficient firepower to kill each other at fourteen. Then, when Sasuke left to find Orochimaru, Naruto chased him and they fought at the Valley of The End. I don’t know how Sasuke lived when Naruto was so badly beat up, but I think that the kid didn’t want to hurt his friend, otherwise Sasuke would never have lived to find the Sound.” And a quiet filled the room. Itachi released a held breath as he considered the words.
“I don’t think that Sasuke wanted to hurt Naruto either. Or he would have killed him before he left. I remember something about killing a best friend, and I think Sasuke thought he had to. I don’t remember the rest, so I am sure it is for the best that I don’t. Gai, I am a little tired. I think I should get home.” Itachi said pushing away from the comfortable couch that they shared. Gai followed him and said goodnight to their hosts.
The two left the little house and headed in the direction of the cottage and Gai wrapped an arm around Itachi’s shoulders, pulling him close.
“It is late, Itachi-san. Perhaps you could stay at my house. It’s far too long of a walk this late.” He whispered into the Uchiha’s ears.
Itachi smiled and without answering pulled the green clad ninja down a turn that led to the house that Gai had lived in alone for so many years.
Kakashi watched them go and turned to the downcast face of his lover of many years.
“Ruka? What is it?” he asked.
“That was right before he began to change. I doubt if anyone saw it but it was during those years of searching for Sasuke that Naruto truly grew up. He stopped trying to be the oblivious happy boy of his youth and became the serious ninja that we know today. It’s like he stopped being a kid at thirteen and suddenly was thrust into adulthood. I watched him. I saw his change. You saw it, too, didn’t you?” he asked the gray haired Jounin.
Kakashi nodded and looked out the window at the stars that covered the horizon. “I saw it. I watched a light flicker and nearly die in the eyes of that little blond. I saw him when he realized that Sasuke had left and what he had nearly done to him before. I was there when he was coming out of the coma that he was in when he came home that day. He called out to Sasuke and confessed his love for the first time. Only, to me. I was there and not the Uchiha that he craved. It was what made me realize that I needed to tell you how I felt. I didn’t want to lose the chance like I thought Naruto had. And I will never regret it, my Ruka. I will never regret the day I told you that I wanted your precious little ass for my own. And come to think of it. I want it tonight, too.” Kakashi said advancing on the other man who was suddenly on his feet and backing away.
“Kashi, what are you going to do? Now, remember you aren’t as young as you once were. Kashi, wait. Kashi!” he cried as he was pinned to the wall by a very persistent ex-ANBU and his mouth was captured in the hold of the other’s lips.
Kakashi pushed into the brunet and as his fingers threaded up into the confined hairs on his head, his hips thrust forward pressing his need into the other with resolve and abandon.
Iruka held his shoulders and responded to the persistent kiss with his tongue and teeth. Kakashi opened to the assault and allowed his lover to take possession of the kiss. Iruka let his hands travel down the firm arms and to the narrow hips of his long time lover. He wanted this too though Kakashi knew better than to expect him to say it. It was an unspoken thing between them that Kakashi was the aggressor but Iruka was the force behind their lovemaking.
The ponytail was soon lost to the searching fingers and Iruka’s hair fell about his shoulders in a brown cascade. Kakashi was pushed back against the door and as he shifted his hips back and forth, Iruka took the Hitae-ate and tossed it onto the couch along with the mask and his own headband. Kakashi leaned back and his head hit the wood as Iruka moved down to take the skin of his neck into his lips even as his knee pressed forward separating the copy-nin’s legs and moving his body into the newly exposed cavern of his thighs.
“Ungh, Ruka. There’s a . . . . Something pressing my . . . . it’s too sharp to be you.” Kakashi muttered as his thigh was paining from the sharp protrusion of Iruka’s pant leg.
Iruka pulled back and reached down to retrieve the kunai from his leg holster and toss it onto the couch along with the rest of their forgotten items.
“We need to get naked. Right now.” He suggested pulling Kakashi behind him toward the bedroom and the bed. He had most of his own clothing off before they crossed the threshold and was soon aiding the other in his own undressing.
When both were naked, Iruka moved in once more, landing his silver haired lover onto the bed and pressing against him.
Kakashi thrust up into his body and Iruka took the hint quickly.
Reaching between Kakashi’s legs he gently squeezed the twin sacks of his lover’s balls and as he did, he let his finger caress the tight ring of muscles that was his true goal.
Kakashi shifted closer and impaled himself of the finger, pushing it nearly to the second knuckle and moaning loudly.
“Oh, Kashi. Gods you are sexy.” Iruka said as he twisted the finger within his lover.
It was never hard to prep his man and within minutes he was replacing the fingers with something more formidable.
He drove deeply and Kakashi wrapped his legs around the younger man and pulled him down. They moved together and seemed to flow like a deep river that combines from separated streams but once united it is impossible to tell the waters of one from the waters of another.
Iruka and Kakashi were like that water, once joined they moved as one and once moving were soon reaching that inevitable climax as one.
Kakashi’s scream was hidden in the depths of Iruka’s howl of completion and they dropped onto the bed together.
“God you are so good,” Iruka said as he rolled off of the gray-haired ninja who rolled over and pulled him close.
“Only because I have years of practice. I have been lusting after you for decades now.” He admitted and Iruka snorted at him. “It’s true. I have loved you since I was fifteen. I remember you at the first Chuunin exam you were in. You looked so intense and then when Mizuki said something you started laughing and I was in love. You were so cute.”
“I was fourteen. And I was not cute. I was precocious. Mizuki told me to imagine the Yondaime in his underwear, than I wouldn’t be intimidated by him. It worked, but I was scarred for life. It took me years to be able to talk to the man.”
“If he had known he would have laughed. And he looked good in his underwear, why would that keep you from being intimidated?”
“Because I had never seen him really that way. I imagined him in some of those ridiculous bright orange things like Naruto used to wear. The first time I saw those things in his apartment, I thought of Yondaime and nearly got a nose bleed.”
“SO, you are that affected? I may have to buy a pair.” Kakashi added.
“Don’t you dare.” And Iruka rolled back onto the other with a menacing look on his face.


Marielle – Don’t make assumptions, cause we all know what that stands for. Patience is a virtue and all those cliché sayings.

Hellagoddess – Welcome. Late is better than missing the party. And I’m glad you enjoyed “Choji-kun” also, it was a work of my heart.

Vashta – Not yet. I’m a bit hooked myself, and that’s after I didn’t even want to write it.

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