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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Kakashi/Iruka
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Adult
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74
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7
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Holly (Sexy List - Mission Iruka Universe)
Holly:
Kakashi looked up then rolled his eyes. “That’s not mistletoe.”
The girl, some kunoichi who’s name alluded Kakashi, frowned. “Are you sure?” she asked, chewing her lip and looking torn between hopefully pleading and disapointed.
“Trust me I know what mistletoe looks like.” He sighed and looked back at his book, attempting to ignore her.
“Aw but...” She looked at the holly bunch in her hand, frowning.
“Both grow on trees, both are poisonous, but berries from holly are red while berries from mistletoe are white,” he explained, not even bothering to look up.
She batted her eyes and smiled. “We could just pretend it’s mistletoe, you know, in the spirit of the holiday.”
He rolled his eyes, though only one was visible, and deliberately exaggerated it with a slight roll of his head in the hopes she’d get the hint. “No.”
“But...”
Clearly this pathetic excuse for a ninja wasn’t giving up. Kakashi sighed then tucked his book away. “Listen, I don’t know how you got it in your head that I would be the slightest bit interested in you, but I’m not. You’re pretty but your about as interesting as a rock. I don’t know you, I don’t want to know you, and if you think we have some magical connection because at some point I rescued you or we had a mission together then you are sorely mistaken.” He glared. The assumption that he should like some flakey girl who’d clearly never matured out of her teenage years wasn’t a new one. It was also a stupid one. “I’m in love with Iruka. You will never be half the person he is and being a girl does not give you an advantage so stop thinking it does. I’m in love with Iruka because of who he is not what he is. I’m not going to kiss anyone except him under the mistletoe so even if that was mistletoe, and it’s not which clearly says you’re too stupid to know the difference, I wouldn’t kiss you,” he growled then turned and stormed off to find Iruka. Maybe if he dragged him out for a few public displays the idiots would get it.
Kakashi looked up then rolled his eyes. “That’s not mistletoe.”
The girl, some kunoichi who’s name alluded Kakashi, frowned. “Are you sure?” she asked, chewing her lip and looking torn between hopefully pleading and disapointed.
“Trust me I know what mistletoe looks like.” He sighed and looked back at his book, attempting to ignore her.
“Aw but...” She looked at the holly bunch in her hand, frowning.
“Both grow on trees, both are poisonous, but berries from holly are red while berries from mistletoe are white,” he explained, not even bothering to look up.
She batted her eyes and smiled. “We could just pretend it’s mistletoe, you know, in the spirit of the holiday.”
He rolled his eyes, though only one was visible, and deliberately exaggerated it with a slight roll of his head in the hopes she’d get the hint. “No.”
“But...”
Clearly this pathetic excuse for a ninja wasn’t giving up. Kakashi sighed then tucked his book away. “Listen, I don’t know how you got it in your head that I would be the slightest bit interested in you, but I’m not. You’re pretty but your about as interesting as a rock. I don’t know you, I don’t want to know you, and if you think we have some magical connection because at some point I rescued you or we had a mission together then you are sorely mistaken.” He glared. The assumption that he should like some flakey girl who’d clearly never matured out of her teenage years wasn’t a new one. It was also a stupid one. “I’m in love with Iruka. You will never be half the person he is and being a girl does not give you an advantage so stop thinking it does. I’m in love with Iruka because of who he is not what he is. I’m not going to kiss anyone except him under the mistletoe so even if that was mistletoe, and it’s not which clearly says you’re too stupid to know the difference, I wouldn’t kiss you,” he growled then turned and stormed off to find Iruka. Maybe if he dragged him out for a few public displays the idiots would get it.