Oh Baby!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
1,290
Reviews:
83
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Chapter 5
“Talking”
‘Thinking’
Kyubi
Naruto
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“OH BABY!”
By: KoolAnimeFreek
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Last Time:
Ten minutes later, Naruto raised troubled eyes and gave a scream.
“I GET SICK BY THE SMELL OF RAMEN!” (5).
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Chapter 5: “A Talk with Kyubi”
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His chest was closing. Air was not getting into his lungs. White dots were dancing over his eyes. His face was turning from white to blue. He wasn’t even able to distinguish the concerned yells from his friends and lover pleading him to calm down.
Naruto was FREAKING OUT!
The mere thought of living without his precious ramen was absurd. How would he survive without THE concoction from heaven? And what kind of baby would make his “mother” endure such demented thought!
Lost in his freaked rants, Naruto didn’t even notice when he finally passed out after minutes without breathing.
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Naruto continued wailing in the corridors of his mind for the loss of his favorite food when a voice chided him.
Oi, brat! When did it occur to you that ramen was the cause of your nausea?
Fooxxxxxx… Naruto whined getting closer to the caged demon inside of him. Big tears were falling from his azure eyes. When all of a sudden his eyes widened and he looked at the Kyubi in wonder.
Eh? It wasn’t the ramen? The fox-man asked cocking his head in confusion.
Stupid kit! It wasn’t the ramen. It was the female that serves the food. She’s wearing some new perfume I think. Replied Kyubi with a grimace. Even I find it disgusting and I don’t a “physical” nose.
Naruto’s eyes lit up. YATTA!!!!!!!!!! He bellowed in his very loud voice. Naruto was thrilled. ‘Yes! Ramen is NOT a problem!!! Nothing can separate me from my precious ramen! Damn baby-’
Blinking at the thought of his baby, Naruto turned around and glared at the fox.
Kuso fox! When did you decide that it was okay for ME TO GET PREGNANT! Naruto said, practically shooting deadly poisoned kunais from his eyes at the now cowering demon. (A/N- I know Kyubi is all evil but an angry hormonal pregnant woman-eer… man is scary… *shudder*)
Did it even cross your mind that I’m a MALE!!!!!!! And I would have to deal with this in the outside world where males do NOT GET PREGNANT!!!!!! Naruto continued.
But noooooo… why would poor Naruto want to continue his live normally and happily when the FOX DEMON INSIDE HIM COULD STICK HIS FURRY NOSE IN SOMETHING THAT WASN’T HIS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! Naruto spat, nostrils flaring. He took a deep breath, his tight lips relaxed and a huge smile blossomed on his face. Thanks fox! You sure gave me a wonderful gift. Ummm… I think I better go, Sasuke must be worried. Take care of the baby ‘K!
Naruto winked happily at the fox and turned around disappearing in the darkness of his mind.
That kit is INSANE! The fox shuddered, and then a thought came to mind. Must be the hormones.
I HEARD THAT!
Kyubi whimpered.
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Dark blonde lashes fluttered. Bright blue peeked from under hooded eyes.
‘White? Why is everything white?’
Confused, the blonde man glanced around.
‘Hospital? Why am I here?’
Then all fell into place. Naruto remembered the shopping, the ramen stand, his panic attack, the talk with Kyubi.
‘FUCK! Sasuke’s gonna kill me!’
As if summoned by his mind. Eyes the color of the blackest coal bored murderously into the azure eyes of his lover.
Naruto grinned sheepishly.
“Hey, love… ummm… It wasn’t the ramen! Isn’t that great?”
Red flared.
‘Huh! Sharingan… that’s not good.’
TBC-
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A/N- Oh and everyone who’s reading… remember to REVIEW!
Ja-
‘Thinking’
Kyubi
Naruto
“OH BABY!”
By: KoolAnimeFreek
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Last Time:
Ten minutes later, Naruto raised troubled eyes and gave a scream.
“I GET SICK BY THE SMELL OF RAMEN!” (5).
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Chapter 5: “A Talk with Kyubi”
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
His chest was closing. Air was not getting into his lungs. White dots were dancing over his eyes. His face was turning from white to blue. He wasn’t even able to distinguish the concerned yells from his friends and lover pleading him to calm down.
Naruto was FREAKING OUT!
The mere thought of living without his precious ramen was absurd. How would he survive without THE concoction from heaven? And what kind of baby would make his “mother” endure such demented thought!
Lost in his freaked rants, Naruto didn’t even notice when he finally passed out after minutes without breathing.
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Naruto continued wailing in the corridors of his mind for the loss of his favorite food when a voice chided him.
Oi, brat! When did it occur to you that ramen was the cause of your nausea?
Fooxxxxxx… Naruto whined getting closer to the caged demon inside of him. Big tears were falling from his azure eyes. When all of a sudden his eyes widened and he looked at the Kyubi in wonder.
Eh? It wasn’t the ramen? The fox-man asked cocking his head in confusion.
Stupid kit! It wasn’t the ramen. It was the female that serves the food. She’s wearing some new perfume I think. Replied Kyubi with a grimace. Even I find it disgusting and I don’t a “physical” nose.
Naruto’s eyes lit up. YATTA!!!!!!!!!! He bellowed in his very loud voice. Naruto was thrilled. ‘Yes! Ramen is NOT a problem!!! Nothing can separate me from my precious ramen! Damn baby-’
Blinking at the thought of his baby, Naruto turned around and glared at the fox.
Kuso fox! When did you decide that it was okay for ME TO GET PREGNANT! Naruto said, practically shooting deadly poisoned kunais from his eyes at the now cowering demon. (A/N- I know Kyubi is all evil but an angry hormonal pregnant woman-eer… man is scary… *shudder*)
Did it even cross your mind that I’m a MALE!!!!!!! And I would have to deal with this in the outside world where males do NOT GET PREGNANT!!!!!! Naruto continued.
But noooooo… why would poor Naruto want to continue his live normally and happily when the FOX DEMON INSIDE HIM COULD STICK HIS FURRY NOSE IN SOMETHING THAT WASN’T HIS BUSINESS!!!!!!!! Naruto spat, nostrils flaring. He took a deep breath, his tight lips relaxed and a huge smile blossomed on his face. Thanks fox! You sure gave me a wonderful gift. Ummm… I think I better go, Sasuke must be worried. Take care of the baby ‘K!
Naruto winked happily at the fox and turned around disappearing in the darkness of his mind.
That kit is INSANE! The fox shuddered, and then a thought came to mind. Must be the hormones.
I HEARD THAT!
Kyubi whimpered.
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Dark blonde lashes fluttered. Bright blue peeked from under hooded eyes.
‘White? Why is everything white?’
Confused, the blonde man glanced around.
‘Hospital? Why am I here?’
Then all fell into place. Naruto remembered the shopping, the ramen stand, his panic attack, the talk with Kyubi.
‘FUCK! Sasuke’s gonna kill me!’
As if summoned by his mind. Eyes the color of the blackest coal bored murderously into the azure eyes of his lover.
Naruto grinned sheepishly.
“Hey, love… ummm… It wasn’t the ramen! Isn’t that great?”
Red flared.
‘Huh! Sharingan… that’s not good.’
TBC-
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A/N- Oh and everyone who’s reading… remember to REVIEW!
Ja-