A Rock and A Hard Place

Disclaimers: I don’t own them...Kishimoto does, I mean geez...If I would do these things to these poor guys now, just imagine what I would do to them if I did own them?


Warnings: Yaoi (guy on guy...M/M), LEMON Big Eyebrows, and shiny teeth...lol
Hetero also...

Story Line: Chapter 1. Lee/Gai, but Gai has a Kakashi
fetish and Lee is jealous.
Chapter 2. Lee...use your imagination,
has a revelation.
Chapter 3. Lee/Sakura, Lee puts his
plan into action and simultaneously
comforts Sakura after she fights with Ino.
Chapter 4. Lee/Neji, pretty ,much self-explanatory, but yea...all those years of pent up tension
and rivalry finally paying off...
Chapter 5. Lee/Temari, okay random, but I
liked it. In this chapter Lee finds help from a quite unlikely source...


A Rock and A Hard Place...


Chapter 5- Unlikely Help


Lee giggled to himself as he and Neji walked back to the village when he thought about how Hinata would feel about their encounter. But after the escapade that ensued to get Neji and Hinata together, he thought they'd be just fine.

As they reached the village, they saw a gathered crowd. Neji split off to stand with Hinata, and Lee, though tired, puched ahead to the front of the crowd.

When he got there, he saw what all the crowd was gathered for. The Sand Siblings had arrived back in the Leaf Village. The Sensei's, being prepared, dispersed the crowd with a practiced efficiency. Lee didn't really mind and began to walk away, though slowly because his body began to take its toll from his mischievous activities during the past few days.

As he walked-hobbled away he heard someone walk up next to him. He bristled as he turned to see who it was and sighed, though not from relief, when he saw the middle Sand Sibling, the blonde Temari, matching his pace, an odd look crossing her tan features.
Lee narrowed his eyes at her.

what? He asked grumpily.

Are you hurt? She asked.
He looked at her with a puzzled expression on his face.

I asked you if you were okay, because your uh, your walking funny. She said.
Lee blushed at this.

What's that look all about? She asked.

Well uh, it's been a rough couple of days. He said. Temari just stared at him.

I think there is a little more to it than that. She countered.

Lee looked at her.

Well if you MUST know, I've had so much sex the past few days that I can't really walk straight. He told her blatantly.

She stared at him, her fave stoic.

No, really She said.

He looked at her in a non-humorous tone.
Her eyes widened as she realized that he wasn't joking/

Really? You lucky dog She said laughing.

He winced as he pulled the collar of his shirt down.

Not really, it hurts. he said.
She looked at his battered shoulders.

Come on, lets get you home and get you fixed up. She said, and they headed off to his house.

* * * * * *

When they got into his house, he laid down and Temari took warm eater and cloths to clean and bandage the Lover's wounds that littered the big-browed ninja's back and shoulders. Then placed hot cloths on his sore muscles.

You lie here, and rest for Gods sakes. I will be back later, after the meeting, to check on you okay? Temari told him.

Don't worry, I don't think I could move if I tried. Lee whined.

Good. Stay put, I'll be back. She said and left.

After her departure, Lee just lay there and thought to himself. The events of the past few days ran through his mind and he was surprised yo realize that he didn't feel very bad about any of it. In fact he was rather pleased with with the events.

He giggled to himself and then moaned in pain when he moved too much, and in time, drifted off to sleep.


* * * * * *

Lee woke to feel someone messing with his back. He looked groggily about until he spotted Temari.

Rise and shine sleepyhead. Said the cheeky blonde, who was basically straddlying his ass.

He stared at her, well as much as he could, and asked
What are you doing?

Cleaning up your wounds. She replied.

Didn't you do that earlier? He mumbled.

Yea, but your back is a fucking mess, you've been with some crazy ass people hun, and theu need to be cleaned again. Buts it's tough this time becuase it's all sticking to your back. She complained.

Then leave them be Lee whined.

She placed her hands on her hips and glared down at him.

If I do that, then the gauze will heal into the wounds, and that is much worse in the long run. She said sternly, then went back to investigating his back.

As she continued, she fumbled with the bandages until she winced in pain.

“Dammit Woman Can’t you do something so it wont hurt to damn much?” Lee said angrily.

“Well I could, but I don’t know how much your gonna like it.” She said.

“Will it help?” He asked brusquely.

She nodded. “Most definitely.”

“Well do it.” He said sharply.

“Okay then, you asked for it.” She laughed a mischievous laugh. At this he suddenly wondered what he was getting himself into after all.

Temari leaned forward, her lips barely touching the back of his neck, and let out a long warm breath to tickle and tease across the back of his neck.
It raised goose bumps as she settled a hand on his bandages, and promptly ripped one off.
Lee yelled out as she did.

“What the FUCK It still hurt ” He cried out.

She shrugged. “Well then, I guess I’ll have to try harder.”

She bent back down, pressing her lips to the side of his neck and sliding one hand under the front of him, caressing an already full blown erection.

“Why Lee, your already hard.” Temari joked.

“I did just wake up.” He said a little breathy. Grinning she kissed along his neck and continued to caress the erection, causing him to moan and yanked off another piece of the bandaging.

He cried out, but not as much from pain but the pleasure. She continued her attentions and this caused him to roll over, wincing but recovering quickly as he put pressure on his back.

Temari stared at him in disbelief.

“Lee You shouldn’t be on your back ” She yelled.

He shrugged. “Well okay.” And abruptly rolled them both over, so that he was atop her instead.

Temari looked at him with wide eyes.

“This isn’t exactly what I meant.” She complained. Lee grinned wickedly.
“You talk to much Temari.” Lee said and leaned down to kiss her. She went to complain yet again but stopped as his lips set upon her.

He slid his hands along her sides, causing her to wriggle underneath him.
He grinned against her lips as he traced his fingers across her nipples, feeling them harden under her clothes.
She gasped and lightly nipped his lower lip and raked her nails gently across his sides.

He gasped this time and Temari stopped.

“Did I hurt you?” She said worriedly.
He shook his head. “No no.”

He grinned and began to kiss her neck while tugging at her clothes to get them off. Temari helped him and then set to his pants, taking them off as well.

Lee paused momentarily to look at the blonde sand-nin under him. She looked up at him with concerned yet greedy eyes. He ran his fingers across the skin of her chest, teasing her breasts. She grinned and bit her lower lip while letting out a small moan.

Lee laughed to himself and flicked his tongue across her nipples, each in turn, gently licking, sucking, and nipping at them both. Temari’s moans increased at this and she grabbed Lee’s erection, making him moan with her.

Lee rested his head on Temari’s shoulder while she stroked him. He moaned deeply and dug his fingers into his sides.

Grinning at his reaction, she licked her palm and continued to stroke Lee. He pressed his lips to her ear and growled.

“I want you.” He said.

Temari’s pulse quickened at hearing there words. She bit her lower lip, then bit his shoulder gently and growled into his ear,

“Then take me.”

Lee pushed her legs apart, tracing his fingers across her opening, making her moan slightly until he shoved himself into her, making her scream.

He buried himself in her until he couldn’t get any further, let out a low guttural moan.
He slid out slowly and rammed back into her causing her to cry out again and rip off more of his bandages.

He cringed at this but didn’t let it slow him down. With each thrust she cried out and he moaned, each louder then the last.

He thrust into her harder with each thrust, causing her to claw at his sides, his bandages now history.
She cried out louder, the cries echoing off the walls.

“Oh God Lee, I’m Close!” She whispered heavily between his thrusts.
He moaned into her neck and thrust into her faster until her felt her dig her nails into his shoulders and let out a blood curdling scream as she came, tightening around him and she convulsed, causing him to go over the edge and cry out as he came and then collapsed on top of the panting blonde as the waves stopped crashing over him.

“Holy Fuck Temari.” He panted.

She giggled beneath him then stopped and groaned when she moved too much.

“Fuck, I’m gonna be sore in the morning.” She joked.

“You are not the only one.” Lee groaned.

“But damn it’s worth it.” He laughed and Temari joined him.

“Here, lets get you bandaged back up.” She said looking at his back.

He shrugged into her neck.
“Only if you change them for me aaing...just not as painful next time.” He laughed

“Agreed, Agreed.” She chuckled.