Trouble in Paradise

A/N: Sorry this took so long, gomen nasai! But you know how school has managed to catch with me, no matter how much homework I ignored or teachers I shot, school just has such a special way of beating us when we least expect.

Yeah, and someone (who will remain anonymous) actually had the nerve to buy me underwear for my birthday! And not the tasteful kind might I add. If the pricetag was still attached I would SO trade it in for a Wii and a Twilight Princess! But what do you know…it’s not. So I just handed the lingerie over to Sasuke for those who don’t want to imagine him naked in this chapter but still want a nosebleed. He looks much sexier in them anyway. ^_^

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Trouble in Paradise
By:
terranigma11

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Chapter Five: Caught in the act


In the first five minutes that Naruto had left Sasuke cuffed to the iron bar of the pool ladder, he had come up with a total of four-hundred diverse ways in which he could extract the blonde’s limbs right where they joined his body.

But the question was, exactly how would he go about that if he couldn’t escape without utterly humiliating himself? Well, more humiliating than being cuffed naked to a pool ladder.

It seemed Naruto had planned it all out quite well. As his bones weren’t made of rubber, as much as he stretched his leg to get at the little silver key, it was just beyond his reach. It was so that the only way that Sasuke was getting out was to get someone else to uncuff him. Naruto had took note of his first-class pride and completely pissed on it. Uchiha Sasuke never begged outside of sex, ever.

If Sasuke had been in a better place, he would have congratulated the blond. Naruto had revealed himself to be sadistic, cunning, witty, and vengeful. It was everything he wanted in a one night stand.

Of course, Sasuke was NOT in a better place. Not even in a good place. He had been manipulated into being cast in a role where the moon was his spotlight and the damp deck floor was his stage. Somehow, having heterosexual sex in front of a camera didn’t seem so demeaning in comparison.

His legs were already were already beginning to cramp from stretching them so much. He couldn’t feel his arms anymore as they were stretched above his head, and the cuffs were seriously digging into his wrists with every little movement he made.

Added to the pain in his joints were the shivers in his spine. The night was colder than he had ever dreamed. His ass was practically turning into a block of ice from where they sat on the ground, a very firm block of ice. After about ten minutes his body began to shiver, and his nipples looked like they wanted to reach the clouds. His once throbbing erection was now a pale and black mush between his milky white thighs, which was just one of the worst things about the night for Uchiha Sasuke.

Though he was freezing and his breaths came out in strangled gasps, what remained of his body heat had pretty much pooled into his face. It would have been quite a sight to witness the quaking albino totally red in the face. His eyes shot invisible embers into the sky as his rage refused to thaw along with the rest of his body. The vapors shooting from his nostrils could easily be mistaken for angry hot gas. Sasuke was literally seeing red, and he pictured it on Naruto’s mutilated flesh.

Sasuke had given up in trying to pull the cuffs and force them off his wrists. He had abandoned trying to reach the key which he had to sit up just to catch a glimpse of it.

With a grunt, Sasuke sat up completely with his elbows bend behind his head. He leaned on the metal bar attached to the floor and the pool wall. He was running out of ideas and he only had one to spare. The cuffs clanked when they met shiny steel and he released a shuddered breath at the effort. He kept his legs closed, for his most favorite part was the most sensitive to severe temperatures. He wasn’t keen on seeing his balls turn blue.

He panted, sitting up against one side of the ladder, with his naked legs folded in front of him. He still couldn’t relieve himself of the memory of Naruto ghosting kisses down his chest, licking his shaft and making his insides burn. He banged his back into the bar, gritting his teeth. He had been played for a fool, and he only had his treacherous libido to blame. The fucking bitch probably lied about trying to commit suicide as well, playing into his head by connecting with his own morbid past. Sasuke hated Naruto, hated him for making him believe that someone had anything in common with him, that someone understood him. Goes to show how people stab you in a back.

He cursed, shaking his head of the thoughts and the bangs plastered on the side of his face. He would contemplate Naruto’s demise some other time, but right now, he had to escape first.

He leaned his full weight into the bar with his feet pushing on the ground. He hissed as his ass slid slightly on the floor sending jolts of pain to his brain. His butt was cramped to near lifeless.

The metal creaked and the cuffs clanged with the contact. His face tightened at the force he used in trying break the ladder from where it joined the floor. Pool ladders were always flimsy things, but as Sasuke’s back pushed and his feet did the same, though sliding upon losing the friction, the thing simply would not yield. He was so desperate that that he lifted his hips off the floor, sending blood back into his frozen buttocks. He arched his back and his legs moved to add more force.

Sasuke did it with full intention of breaking the whole thing off right from the floor. He only needed though to dislodge the bar that he was cuffed around. But he was in so much of a rage and so determined that he just wanted to do as much damage to it as possible.

Cold sweat dotted his forehead and a growl escaped his lips as his body fought with his captor. The bar bent oh so slightly before one of his feet slid causing him to lose his balance and slam his head on the metal. His ass fell right back to the floor with a smack and he groaned at both his pains. He slid back to the ground and sighed in defeat, glaring at the stars, cursing each one that dared blink at him.

He let out heavy breaths, like he hadn’t had them in a while, and screamed.

“Damn you Naruto!!”

He regretted it right after the outburst escaped him and cussed himself colorfully. He refused to think that Naruto had had the last laugh, not in a million years, and he wouldn’t let the blond know that the punishment was becoming unbearable.

His voice actually echoed throughout the deck and the ocean sent it back to his ears, reminding him just how far he had fallen. The wind spat on his still scarlet face, he swore the whistles were insults. The moon’s beams reflected off his naked flesh, giving him the impression that even the stars were laughing at him. He was a celebrity after all; he had the right to be weary when it came to unwanted attention and unseen eyes.

Sasuke could only scrunch his face so much before it all just fell apart with a loud sigh and his shoulders meeting the cold floor. He decided that brooding was useless and so he laid himself down, legs spread and arms still tied above him. He dipped a foot into the pool, which was still warm. His flaccid manhood was exposed to the night, but he couldn’t care anymore.

Though Sasuke had never been a cowardly sort of person, he just couldn’t help but think about how dark everything was. The nearest light he could see was the pool’s luminescence. A rotating beam of light moved in the sky from the beacon somewhere on the hull. There were also the stars and the moon, which were inconsequential in comparison. After several moments, he became weirded out by the ghostly silence, the moans of the wind and the clash of the sea didn’t help in livening up the atmosphere. It would have been nice if he had anything to look at, but since Naruto had banished him to solitary confinement, the darkness shrouded them like a thick smog that made the ship seem like the only one that sailed. Neither mountain nor even a mirage could be seen over the black horizon.

He rocked his head, tapping his chin on his chest and mumbling some song to keep himself mobile. He was thankful that the pool provided light to keep him sane and something to look at.

Just when thinking those thoughts, the lights on the pool suddenly burned out.

“Jesus Christ! Can this night get any worse?” He banged the back of his head again, his scowl fully returning. He lifted his foot from the now abysmal water and crossed his legs, as his organ was starting to draft. Now he had absolutely NOTHING to entertain himself with before morning. Sasuke had finally accepted that Naruto succeeded his revenge and that he was gonna die of either humiliation, or hypothermia. At least his ghost would have something to look forward to, as Naruto wouldn’t get away with his death so easily, Sakura and Ino would make sure of that.

Minutes or maybe even hours went by, he wasn’t counting. His arms felt like jelly and he had to lift his hips often so his precious little ass wouldn’t turn into a Popsicle. He was getting delirious and his vision was getting blurry. The cold was getting to him and even his mind was becoming as slow as his bloodstream. He had held on to hope that in time Naruto would think he’d had enough and let him go. He never thought the blond was so cruel, or could hold such a grudge.

The darkness was seriously getting to him, and the entire atmosphere was making him think of abandoned lighthouses. He swore he saw a woman standing at the nose of the ship with her gown billowing with the wind, bending over the rail trying to see the waters beneath. If he wasn’t thinking so much about Titanic and The Ring, he would have believed it.

He knew he was losing his mind when he heard soft patting noises, almost like footsteps. His head turned sideways, eyes having lost their color. He tuned in to the noise, though soft, was like an accordion in a church.

“Naruto?” He muttered tiredly. His mind wasn’t running smoothly anymore and he was struggling just to stay awake. He was still hoping that Naruto would have pity on him, though hope was slim.

The patter noises continued and grew louder as they neared him. Squinting his eyes did not help in seeing what was beyond him, there was only so much that the moon could reveal.

“Is anyone there?” He hoarsely called. When no answer came, his chest started rising and falling faster than previously.

Sweat began to line several parts of his body as the strange little footsteps got louder and louder. It was unnerving to hear a sound he didn’t recognize be the first one he heard in what felt like an eternity. Anticipation and fear gripped his heart, something was definitely approaching him, and he was sure it wasn’t human. Sasuke drew his legs to himself as a defensive position, he was definitely freaked.

When the footsteps were only a few meters away, he closed his eyes and tried to stop breathing. Curses once again tumbled from his tight lips, berating himself for his weakness. Sasuke was not afraid of the dark, he was afraid of what lurked within darkness. He was terrified of being murdered in his sleep again, or at least close. He shivered for a whole different reason now. He doubted that Naruto knew of his greatest fear, but he had exploited it, just like he had unknowingly uncovered Naruto’s fear of suicide. Whether that was true didn’t matter anymore.

He was beginning to hyperventilate, his lungs constricting within him. What happened before couldn’t possibly happen now could it? There couldn’t a murderer in the ship could there? His breathing ended when a visual of his brother came to his frantic mind.

The footsteps ceased seemingly next to him. The only noise left was his heart, his breaths, and the winds along with the waves. He kept his eyes tight and whimpered silent prayers, he didn’t want to die!

All thoughts were cast when a strange yet familiar noise reached his reddened his ears. He dismissed it, for it couldn’t be possible, killers didn’t bark!

He tensed and question marks floated above his head when he heard it again, and again, until there was a whole series of barking right next to him.

Convinced that it couldn’t possibly be an illusion, he slowly lifted his head and gaped at the puppy prancing and barking beside him. It looked seemingly happy that he was finally giving it attention.

Sasuke’s heart rate slowed miraculously and sighed in relief. He had nearly wet himself because a dog snuck up on him. He could only wish that paparazzi hadn’t climbed unto the ship. Even if they did, pictures of him chained to a pool ladder would have circulated the internet like pop-ups at that point.

He relaxed his legs from his chest though he still kept them closed. He became somewhat conscious at how the dog was eyeing him. The mutt was as clear as day as the moonlight revealed floppy ears and white and gray fur. It looked like a terrier of sorts though he wouldn’t know, Sasuke was no animal expert. He briefly wondered who the owner was or if dogs were even allowed on the ship, but he kept his musings on hiatus and glared at the little mutt.

It effectively shut off the dog’s barking, though he didn’t expect it to return the look with teeth bared. Sasuke was surprised, the pup was intelligent. If he wasn’t so cold and so atheist and so very naked, he would have sung praises to the Lord at what a miracle he had been given.

He shifted his body so he could fully face the pooch, which jumped back at his movement and barked loudly.

“Shut up will you! I don’t want anyone to hear!” He didn’t want anyone to save him anymore, now that the dog could if he acted nicely.

The mutt seemed to understand and sat down quietly, observing him through curious black eyes.

When he got himself positioned he released a deep breath and met the dog’s gaze. He tried to be as unintimidating as possible; he didn’t want to scare the mutt away. He sighed and took his chance, knowing that he would later hate himself for how stupid he was going to look, even more stupid than at present.

“Hey dog, listen.” Sasuke cut to the chase and was rewarded with a tilt of the pup’s furry head, indicating that he was listening.

Sasuke smirked despite how uncomfortable he was. “I need you to do something for me.”

The dog replied with a whine.

“Hey don’t give me that! If you haven’t noticed I’m desperate here!” He didn’t know why he knew, but the mutt was being purposely obstinate.

The pooch growled lowly and actually stuck his tongue out at Sasuke! His heart fell to his stomach when the dog got back to all fours and began padding away, tail wagging at his face.

The cuffs only clanged against the bars as he attempted chase after the terrier, only to be reminded as to why he needed the dog in the first place. “Wait! Don’t go! Come back you stupid mutt!” Sasuke bit his tongue as that was obviously not the right thing to say. He watched hopelessly as the dog went past a beach chair and proceeded back into the darkness.

Sasuke swore darkly, his pride had already reached an all time low, what more could he lose? “If you help me out I’ll give you something!” Those words sent a pain to his throat, not only because it was sore, but because he was pleading with a canine!

The dog halted its steps, and remained still. Sasuke could only assume it was interested.

He marveled at what a bitch the dog was, did everything on the ship have something against him? He grit his teeth and forced the words out slowly. “I…I’ll give you food…if that’s what you want…”

The dog was clearly mocking him when it backed up by only a few feet.

Color returned to Sasuke’s face and his eyes hardened at the dog’s snow white ass. “God fucking damn this is stupid.” He grumbled fiercely. He winced at the pain in his wrists and his joints and begrudgingly remembered that it was worth it. “Okay…um…there’s some nice juicy steak in it for you if you help me out.” That was no lie. The ship served only the best meat.

The mutt’s ears perked up at the offer and backed up more and stopped, still facing away form Sasuke.

Sasuke scowled at the wind, trying to hold in his mounting rage. The dog was purposefully being a bitch, and he wasn’t sure if that was literal as he couldn’t tell what its gender was. His body shook with irritation, his anger was the only thing keeping him warm. He would make sure he would throw both Naruto and the mutt off the ship when he got the chance, letting the propeller have its way with them.

“Yes…mouth watering tenderloin beef with all the toppings you can think off.” He sounded like a commercial to his aching ears; the cold had got to them first.

The dog regarded him over his furry shoulder, but did not come closer. It wasn’t convinced.

Sasuke sighed and banged his head, hadn’t he been humiliated enough? “I’ll let you chew my shoes. Their all exclusive.” And very expensive and very leathery he wanted to add. But he didn’t bother, not like it was going to work.

The puppy suddenly jumped in the air and padded towards him when it landed, surprising him. The dog was panting with its tongue, drool dripping heavily.

Sasuke couldn’t believe what just happened. It wanted his shoes more than tenderloin? Maybe it wasn’t as smart as he thought it was. It really didn’t matter as he praised Kami-sama. He was finally getting a break!

“Thank God.” He breathed. “Okay, do you see that key over there?” He tried his best to extend his leg and point his toe to where he assumed the key still laid. The dog got out of the way as he did this and walked towards where his foot was pointing.

“Yeah! That’s it! Over there!” He was excited and desperate, he would admit. “Now just pick it up and bring it to me!” Though he couldn’t actually see the key, he assumed the dog knew where it was. Or he hoped.

He heard a small whine that irked him somehow. He couldn’t see the dog bending its head to pick up the little object. But his heart soared to the heavens as the dog padded to his side, a sliver key glimmering between its teeth.

“Oh thank God that’s it!” Sasuke was being very chummy with God lately, but he figured that being an atheist wasn’t very helpful in drastic situations. At least God was good for something, some of the time.

The dog sat down beside his shoulder, key still in its mouth.

“What are you waiting for boy? Just set it down in one of my hands.” He had laid himself down completely just for that purpose, his hands opening and closing and waving to make sure the dog understood.

The lack of response from the little terrier was bothering him, silently refusing to do what he asked. An ominous wind passed them both. Sasuke was getting restless.

“What’s the matter you mutt? Are you gonna do what I asked you to or not?” He tried to leave the annoyance from his tone, but he could only hold back so much.

Horror clouded his eyes when the dog shook its head in outright refusal.

Sasuke’s face turned back into a tomato and his arms shook in their restraints. “W-what do you mean no?” He sputtered with apprehension. “I already offered my shoes! What more do you fucking want?!” Sasuke seethed with wide eyes. He was getting very tired and very irate. The dog was a certified bitch, no matter what its gender was!

His face fell off his head when the dog grinned broadly with the key still between its teeth and raised its leg at Sasuke.

“Oh my fucking God what the hell?!” He shifted as far away from the mutt as possible, which didn’t get him very far. For that moment, he was definitely sure that the dog WASN’T a bitch, anatomically. He tried to shift as fast as he could so he could kick the dog into the pool before it sprayed him. He just knew that God would get his hopes up then find a way to piss on him.

“You don’t have to do that Akamaru. Even if you mark him, he won’t be kissing your paws anymore once he’s free.”

Sparks flew as Sasuke grit his teeth, whimpering and shuddering in disgust. Whoever the asshole was had only spoken AFTER the bitch had drenched his naked midsection. With eyes blazing, Sasuke ignored the sudden warmth on his abdomen and lifted his face to see the stranger with eyes blazing.

It was a brunette with a mane similar to a dog’s and whose chocolate brown eyes were sharp and animalistic. His grin looked innocent, but he knew he was being laughed at. Why did the guy look so familiar? Sasuke swore he saw that big blue jacket before.

The man crouched down as his dog approached him. “Sorry bout that mate, Akamaru has some bladder issues you see. He’s a bigger wino than most people.” He petted the dog’s head, and bared his teeth at Sasuke in another flashy grin. Sasuke did not see the dog dropping the key into the man’s hand. “I’m Kiba by the way. And you’re obviously naked.” He winked.

Sasuke’s faced burned as he just remembered to close his legs. His skin still crawled from when the dog peed on him. “I suppose I’m to assume that you were looking for you’re pet.” Sasuke spat out bitterly, drawing his legs closer to himself.

Akamaru barked to his master and was lifted off the ground and into the man’s head. The brunette stood up, eyes roving over Sasuke’s exposed flesh. “Of course! I just got here actually!” He wasn’t even trying to be convincing. “Me and Akamaru were just having a late night stroll when he ran off. He’s pretty attracted to light and shiny things.”

Sasuke didn’t have it within him to respond. He was too busy being embarrassed that he had been discovered, though a part of him was convinced that the brunette had been there all along.

Kiba crossed his arms and stared confusedly at the twitching Uchiha. “You know, I swore that when people do BDSM, they usually have partners. Did he chicken out or something?”

Well, at least the jerk knew who he was by being aware of where he swung. Or maybe he had seen more than he thought? He turned away, a shameful blush spreading quickly.

“Yeah well I guess I understand, bondage is pretty heavy shit. But it’s still no reason to leave you here all cold like that.”

Sasuke turned back to the brunette whose eyes were sparkling in amusement. He glowered under his breath; it seemed that Naruto had sent an executioner. “You can cut the crap you son of a bitch. You knew I was here all along and don’t deny it.”

Kiba looked slightly taken aback by the accusation, but sighed and spread his hands dismissively. “I guess the jig is up. You’re pretty smart Uchiha but I don’t think it takes a lot of brain power to figure this one out.” Sasuke’s eyes followed him as he calmly strode to a chair and plopped down, Akamaru dozing on his scalp. “I hope you don’t mind if I take one for the kids.”

Sasuke blanched when Kiba reached for his jeans pocket. “W-what are you doing?” He dared to ask.

To his dismay Kiba took out a digital camera. “Okay, I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m a professional photographer.” He stared at Sasuke sternly and significantly.

The raven just gaped at him, not trusting himself with words. That was exactly what he was afraid of. He could already imagine the general female population pounding the ship on jet skis, demanding to see their Sasuke after seeing him naked. He shuddered at the thought.

Kiba frowned and sighed deeply, fingers working on the camera. He was kinda hoping that that would ring any bells for the Uchiha. “Smile Uchiha-san! You look like a fish with your mouth hanging open like that.” Without warning Kiba’s camera flashed about ten frames before Sasuke could say anything.

“What the fuck!” Sasuke cursed, blinded by the sudden brightness. “Jesus stop that!”

Kiba lowered the camera and blinked at him timidly. “Oh, sorry about that. I just had to get you in this angle, the stars over your head look amazing. Maybe if I bend over I can get the moon too…”

“That’s not what I meant dammit!” Sasuke grumbled loudly. He knew it was useless though. His career was going down the drain, and he was literally flat on his ass as it happened. All because he played an innocent joke on his assistant! ‘I don’t deserve this!’ He TRIED telling himself.

“Just think of how many requests I’ll be getting when I post this on my friendster!” He snickered behind his hand, skimming through the many frames on his digital before pocketing it.

Sasuke didn’t know what to say, either the man was just some sadistic idiot, or he really was just screwing with him this whole time. After all, he was cuffed naked to a ladder and he wasn’t doing anything to help him!

“And this is for Youtube.” To Sasuke’s belated agony, Kiba slipped a flat camcorder from his jacket and was quickly catching his squirming form on digital film. “Akamaru defecating on a lawn gnome isn’t nearly getting as many views as I thought it would.”

Sasuke struggled futilely and shifted his thighs even closer to his chest as the crazy dog person got off his chair and started videotaping his misery in different angles.

“Oh yeah baby that’s it! Work with me! I just love those legs!” Kiba moved around the raven in a squatting position, cooing excitedly at the Uchiha’s expense. He momentarily held the camera away from his eyes and began tapping it confusedly. “What the hell is wrong with this thing? I swear I got the color fixed. It’s not humanly possible to be as pale as tissue paper.” He lowered the camcorder and narrowed his eyes at Sasuke before shrugging. “Well I’ll be damn.”

Sasuke was breathing hard again. The brunette’s voice was almost deafening to his poor porcelain ears. He didn’t even bother facing away when the man zoomed in on his pallid complexion. He was used to attention, but he didn’t deal well with humiliation. And he had just about as much as his fragile psyche could take. “Please…stop this.”

He wasn’t sure if his voice was heard over the howling winds and the raging sea, but he assumed something was up when the bastard stopped yapping.

“Just…stop it okay. What is it that you want? Look I’ll do whatever you say, just stop doing this…please…”

Kiba’s grip on his gadget slackened as he lowered it, gazing at Sasuke in amazement. He looked about as broken as his voice implied, all curled up in a ball with eyes shut tight. He reminded the photographer of a rape victim, he was even close to tears like one too. “Anything?” Kiba whispered, deciding to humor him.

The raven’s eyes opened at the voice, but his face turned back to looking as sad as stone. “Yeah…”

Kiba had taken many photos of the illustrious Uchiha while hiding within shadow, even when he wasn’t on the job. He could honestly say that he had never seen the actor in the state that he was at that very moment; defeated, hopeless and pitiful. He was hoping that the experience would teach Sasuke how it felt when he did those things to others, but he would never know anyway.

The brunette sighed as Akamaru snored and shut his camcorder, his fun was over. He slipped the device into his jacket before crossing his arms and glaring sternly at the man who laid in a fetal position. “Look at me Uchiha.”

Sasuke wasn’t sure he heard right, so he didn’t do anything.

“I said look at me.” His voice contained a steely quality that was uncharacteristic of him, but the Uchiha needed to learn a lesson.

Reluctantly, Sasuke turned slightly to the side so he could see the brunette. His black eyes were moist; he truly was close to tears. He was somewhat afraid of what the brunette was going to do to him, after all he did promise anything. “What is it?” It sounded empathic, hiding his apprehension.

“You said you’ll do anything if I help you, would you like to put that in writing?”

Sasuke lifted his head slightly so he could see the man’s expression and tell whether he was serious. Kiba appeared hard and cold, it looked strange somehow. “What do you mean?”

“What I mean is that would I be able to trust your word?” Kiba raised an eyebrow; it was either a yes or a no.

Sasuke took several long seconds in thinking it over on whether he should run with his decision. He had never been forced into an ultimatum before, and yet he had never been utterly humiliated before either. His pride was nearly a trickle in a desert, he had none of that left to lose. “Name your price.”

Kiba took his time before grinning at the answer. “It’s a deal Uchiha.” He held the zipper of his fluffy blue jacket and slowly zipped it down tooth by tooth. He enjoyed the shock and mortal terror in the Uchiha’s eyes as he did this. He would teach the pompous pig exactly what it felt like to be toyed with. When you took as many pictures of cheating celebrities as Kiba, you would also find yourself getting tired of how such people dealt with life, and eachother.

Sasuke felt himself sinking to the floor as the man standing before him threw his coat on a chair revealing the black undershirt. He then lifted his sleeping puppy off his hair and laid him gently on his jacket.

He couldn’t find the words to stop him, or even to scream. He had after all made a promise, as much as he now regretted it. His stomach turned painfully and he shuddered when Kiba dug into his pocket and took out a little box that he made sure Sasuke could see. He recognized it as something he had used many times before, or at least contained. Kiba had a feral smirk and malicious glint on his dark eyes. The moonlight made his face look like a wolf.

He forgot how to breathe when Kiba opened the pack of condoms.

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Naruto opened the door more slowly than usual, which surprised even himself. He was sure Gaara was gonna get a kick out of it. On his way to their room he had dumped the Uchiha’s clothes into the trash chute to be burned in the furnace. He could have thrown them overboard but he didn’t want the sharks choking on them. He had also accomplished another thing along the way, but that was more for Sasuke’s “benefit”.

He was surprised to find that their room was completely devoid of his sleepless roommate. Everything was in order as was expected when Gaara was in the house.

“Gaara? Where dyu go?” He checked the bathroom, which was the only other room there was aside from the closet, and he doubted his favorite redhead would be lurking there.

He made sure anyway by throwing the closet door wide open. He spread the few shirts hanging there to check if his bestfriend could be hiding behind them, but all that met him was the cracked wall. He sighed heavily and slammed the door closed. He made a brief trip to the bathroom to relieve himself before literally jumping on his bed face first.

He groaned onto the pillow, his body spread out like a star. He was curious as to where Gaara could possibly be for the boy hadn’t left the room since they got there. He could have used someone to talk to, he needed a way to release his guilt.

He rolled over when he remembered seeing something in the room that wasn’t there before. He sat up abruptly to clarify things.

He curiously pondered the gray laptop with a webcam attached on the table. It was still on and blaring a sort of screensaver. He recognized it as Shikamaru’s.

Naruto got off the bed and padded to table, his eyes locking on a piece of paper folded on the keyboard. He was still baffled as to why Shikamaru would leave his most precious possession in his room, of all places. Answers weren’t far away when he unfolded the slip and read it, muttering each word.

‘Naruto, you’re guardian is seriously pissing me off. The man won’t stop calling my computer asking for you. He’s bound to call a few minutes after you read this, so please get rid of him for the remainder of this trip. I’ll be sleeping since other activities that doesn’t include internet access is troublesome so I expect you’ll give this back to me tomorrow morning.’

Naruto looked at the letter as if it was retarded. ‘Iruka is calling his computer? Riiiiight…’ He threw away the paper with a scoff and padded back towards the bed, not sparing the laptop another glance. He didn’t know much about computers, but he was sure people couldn’t call them…could they?

He repeated his last spontaneous action by landing back on the bed with a bounce, but it wasn’t as dramatic the second time. He was tired and surprisingly sore in places. Seducing Sasuke took a lot more out of him than he thought.

Thinking of which summoned back the initial guilt he carried throughout his clever deception. He didn’t lie when he told Sasuke about himself, about the attempted suicide, and how hurt it had made him when Sasuke did it. No doubt the Uchiha wasn’t buying it anymore when he cuffed him at the poolside.

He gripped the pillow harshly and made to scream into it, legs banging and thrashing like girls do when they get dumped or scorned or fed mayonnaise. His heart hurt when he did the deed, but he just had to make the bastard realize that he couldn’t just do those kind of things and expect to get away with them. It further firmed his resolve when the asshole was so willing to fuck him, even after he was crying and being vulnerable!

‘Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!’ He banged his fist unto the bedspread, not really knowing who he was referring to. When he kissed Sasuke like that, he didn’t expect to like it so much. He was just doing it for the revenge!

He turned to his back and laid his hand on his heart. He breathed hard as he stared at the drab looking ceiling. That was how fast his heart was beating when he took Sasuke’s shirt off. Almost like he couldn’t wait to see him naked. He really didn’t want to be gay, but that time just made it obvious that creation had been against him all along.

His head was lifted in order to see the huge bulge on his sweatpants. The sight triggered a fed up groan and a hand on his forehead, not believing how turned on he was just thinking about Sasuke. He quickly diverted his thoughts to how Sasuke must look at the moment, humiliated, angry, defeated, naked, trapped, freezing his dick off…

“Oh shit…” He had made a grave mistake when he did that, for his cock only twitched at the image. “No no no no no!” He shouted and roughly pulled the covers over his entire body and formed himself into a ball. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to think of anything to make his boner go away.

When he had stripped Sasuke completely naked, he had took notice of the fact that his skin tone was constant in all parts of his body. That same sexy paleness that looked just as good on him as it did on Gaara.

Naruto growled restlessly when his manhood continued to ache between his thighs. Thoughts of Sasuke had either become a pest or an addiction. Whether the thoughts were to blame or if it was him inviting them he really wasn’t sure. He shifted to his other side in hopes he would get more comfortable that way. He really just wanted to sleep! He was too worn-out to be bothered with Sasuke…

Yet again how could he not be bothered when that surprisingly huge cock of his was just standing there, waiting for him to lick it? He did just that actually.

Naruto’s eyes shot open in fright. He wondered if that was why Gaara couldn’t sleep at night. He was starting to sweat and he mewled helplessly, it really couldn’t be helped anymore.

He got back to lying on his back and took a deep and shuddered breath as he lowered the sheets to below his chest. He had no idea how beautiful he would think Sasuke was once he stripped him bare. Just when he thought he had gotten his revenge, the Uchiha had managed to indirectly get him where it hurt. He was supposed to be mad that Sasuke took advantage of him. He was supposed to…

“Fuck you Uchiha…” He grumbled as his hand slowly slipped inside his pants to grip his pleading erection. He hissed as his hands felt like ice and moaned when he warmed it up by massaging it up and down. His strokes quickened as his other hand pulled down his sweatpants which he kicked off his legs. He relaxed and laid down on the bed as he pumped himself under the sheets, at least he would still be able to hide it if Gaara were to walk in.

There was no denying anymore that he was attracted to Sasuke, at least physically, cause nothing else could explain as to why he had to imagine the Uchiha bringing him off.

There was a lot of creaking on the bedsprings as he began thrusting into his fist, pretending that it was Sasuke’s mouth over his engorged flesh. He groaned at how good that looked with eyes clenched. His climax was drawing near as Sasuke sucked him hard, causing him to scream and arch his back. He had never been so lively when masturbating before, but it just felt so damn good! He would milk it for all it was worth while Sasuke’s bare white ass was still clear and vivid in his imagination.

A single ring brought him out of ecstasy and then a voice he wished he would never hear at that precise moment. “Naruto? You there? Shikamaru told me to call you after an hour! Okay wait I’m gonna turn the webcam on…”

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Sorry ma peeps, this really wasn’t supposed to take this long. This and the next chapter are supposed to be one but you know I have a habit of splitting things up. Hope it was good, and more surprises await in the next update.

And I demand a shoutout from all the men out there who aren’t ashamed to show themselves! I just think boys who read/write yaoi are SO hot!!


Oh yes! I’ve never actually done this before, but I enjoy you guys so very much! Here’s my first ever review responses! Whoopee!!

Jessica: Thank you for the review. You make it sound like this story is more intelligent than it actually is, but I just love it when people analyze everything, it makes me feel that people care! And don’t worry, that letter will definitely complicate matters later on.

OMG!!: Yup, Sakura’s suiteless, Gaara’s dangerous, and Ino’s brainless, does it get any better?! Neji will definitely meet Naruto, but their relationship will be more complicated than you think. Hehe! I love it when I know a secret!

Nomme de Plume: Thank you once again for the story, and thanks for the review. Hope to hear more from you soon!

Reno’s_Lover: Hehe…Gaara and his naughty sketches. Gotta love em! Thanks for the review.

Vixenia: HAHAHAHA!! KIBA “DID” TAKE A PICTURE!! AND A VIDEO!!! Shikamaru has a scanner and a usb port on his laptop by the way. (;

eepmonster: Lonely…I am so lonely…I’ve got nobody…NAH just kidding! You guys are the only people I’d invite to my party anyway! Since I know you WONT give me underwear. >_> <_< >o<

Tara: Oh Tara…my dear, dear sweet Tara! You have no idea how much I LURVE your reviews! Reading what you have to say is like watching MadTv! God I love getting reviews from you! Please don’t stop cuz I will be sad and lose hope in life if ever I update and not find your review in the next 8 hours!! I swear!

Taylor: Sorry…I seem to have been under the impression that Jamaican was a whole nother language. Hehe…my bad. I don’t know WHAT the hell I was smoking. *Slides away with a bong behind my back*

Anon:

THANK YOU!!

THANK YOU!!

THANK YOU!!

Pwnd!: Um…do you have something against Neji? Cuz that seems to be right. I really don’t like Neji much myself but no Gaara/Neji?! How will I go on?!! NO!!! Anyway, love the review, keep em coming!

And why does everyone keep asking for some hot SasuNaru sex?! Doesn’t anyone believe in moderation anymore?!

Ded: Another sex request…but how can I possibly blame you?!

LadywolfTerri: Wow...i still cant imagine why anyone would read a twenty page chapter TWICE...that's hot...and you're awesome!

Well Kiba came! With condoms! I’m glad I could make ONE of your dreams come true! And about Ino…let’s just say that Sasuke’s punishment is far from over.

Well that’s all for now. See you in the next chapter! TTFN!