God hates me

Oh... I'm still alive? Yup seems so. Sorry it took me so long to update, but you know... I had fanfics to read, anime to watch, pictures to draw and all that important things one does in his life... hmmm...

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Chapter 5

”And the name is...”


”What do you mean 'sleep with you' ?” Naruto asked, sitting on the bed in Itachis room. His legs were hanging about 10 centimeters above the floor, too short to reach it.
They got back only few minutes earlier and everyone was still occupied with transporting the supplies. Including Sasuke, who was pissed off beyond imagining when captain told him to supervise the work. Again.

”Well, so far you only slept with the rest of the crew, in the common room. Now you're going to sleep in my room.” The man answered from where he was currently leaning against the wall and inspecting his nails.

Anyone, even a blind-man, could tell that Itachi was happy... no, not happy- ecstatic. That stupid island trip ended up as a perfect excuse to make a move on the blond teen. There were few dangerous situations but it all ended well. They got the food, the water, and the occasion to ravish the blond. It was utterly perfect. Well, you could say that the cub, which was now sleeping on his bed, was a small drawback, but whatever...

”But when you say sleep you mean sleep- not sex, right ?” There was hesitation in those cerulean eyes and the smirk spreading on the Uchiha’s face did nothing to calm the boy. Naruto was pouting in a way that made him look absolutely adorable.

+Cute+ Itachi thought.

”But of course. No sex, just sleep.” A beautiful fake smile graced the mans face when he tried hard not to grin.

'OK... why do I have a feeling this is a trap of some kind?' Because it is, Naru-chan...

”And... if I say no?” Well it was worth a try...
”We'll see if the kitty can swim.” ...but the effect was quite predictable.

The boy desperately tried to find another solution but found none. He scratched back of his head, sighing in defeat and nodding his agreement.
Itachi pushed himself away from the wall and stood right in front of the boy. He leaned down and gave the boy a quick peck on the lips.
”OK then, I'll see you tonight.” He straightened himself and left, making sure that Naruto missed the leer that flashed on his face.


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The blond stared blankly at the air before himself when a quiet roar came from his side. The tiger woke up and after quick stretching, jumped down onto the floor. It eyed the room carefully and focused it's attention on the boy. After few minutes when it made sure that Naruto wasn't a threat the cub came closer. It came to the blond to 'hunt' his feet which were dangling in the air.

Naruto smiled and moved his legs a little to play with the pet. He watched it for a while but then his gaze drifted to a small window. Itachi’s room was the only one under the deck with a window, even if it was only a single small one.
He brooded over all the things that had happened since he ran away from his home. Since he ended up on a pirate ship...

'I wonder what tousan and aniki are doing right now... are they worried about me...' He mused, a sad expression slipping on his face.

He heard a small snort and once again looked at the cub with a soft smile.
”Hey, little one. I hope you behave and appreciate all the things I'm doing for youuuuuuuaaahh~!” The teen started to scream his head off when sharp teeth sank into his foot. Scared, the animal withdrew quickly and jumped to hide in the corner.
”Why the hell did you do that ?!” Naruto yelled but his only answer was a quiet growl coming from the tigers belly.
”...I think you're hungry... Let’s grab something to eat!” He jumped onto his feet, wincing a bit when his abused limb started to hurt more than when he was sitting. He carefully neared the cub and gently lifted it.
He was already limping toward the doors when a brilliant thought hit him:
”Hey... do tigers eat Ramen?”

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An hour later Naruto and his pet were full and happy.

After few tries the blond realized that maybe noodles weren't the best food for the baby-tiger, and gave it some raw meat. It was from Uchiha’s personal stockpile but whatever, it won't hurt them if they won’t find out, right?

That was a beginning of a great friendship based on love, trust and food. And it all would be perfect except for one thing:
”How should I name you?” The boy pondered. He tried few names but none of them sounded right. Even the cub was plainly dissatisfied with everything the blond thought up.

This continued for few minutes before his musing was stopped. The door leading to the kitchen opened and three men entered the room: Itachi, followed closely by his brother and Kakashi.
”Naruto-kun what are you doing here” The captain was, to say the least, surprised. He thought that the boy would stay in their room and blush or something... He didn't expect to find him in the kitchen with a sleeping tiger on his knees.
Well, at least in the beginning it looked as if it was asleep. After closer inspection Itachi realized that it was, for the lack of a better word, glaring at him through half-closed eyes.
+...WTF...?+ The man thought. Well... at least he now knew that their feelings of dislike were mutual. He heard his brother snicker.
”Oh, how sweet. Look, Aniki, he likes you!” Sasuke was having fun from this situation. He was still mad at Itachi... well he had been since he was like ...8 years old, so why stop now, ne? ”And when you look closely, you both have that oh-please-shoot-me kind of expression!”

Itachi glared.
Sasuke glared back.
Kakashi sweatdroped.
Naruto...

”I KNOW!” Naruto shouted suddenly and jumping slightly, earning surprised look from everyone in the room and annoyed grunt from the cub.

Naruto was just his usual loud and hyperactive self.

”I'll call it Ita-chan!” He chirped.
For a moment nobody understood what the hell was he talking about but then it clicked.
”No freaking way.” Itachi and Sasuke said in unison.

+OK... I know why I don't want it to be named after me (a/n. I wonder why...XP) but
what about otouto?” The captain, as well as the rest, were puzzled.

”Why not?” Naruto voiced their curiosity looking at the younger Uchiha.
He wasn't surprised that Itachi objected... hell, he would be suprised if the raven haired man remained quiet! But Sasuke should be pleased to have a reason to mock his aniki...

” Naruto... even a Dobe like you should know that names are important things in life.” The blond glared at the 'dobe' part but didn't say anything, instead choosing to wait patiently and insult Sasuke later.”It determines what you become in the future, what kind of characteristics you'll have...” And when the raven haired teen received only stares from everyone he yelled:
”Do you really want to have another Itachi on this ship, even if it is a tiger?!”

Naruto, Kakashi and older Uchiha thought for a moment... and paled.

#.#

Now everybody (even Kakashi agreed with the Uchihas) were opposed naming the cub Ita-chan... They glared, yelled, glared, screamed, glared, tried to reason with him, glared some more and so back and forth.
Well, it was so~ obvious that Naruto didn't gave a shit about their opinion. First he was like „I-don't-understand-why-are you-mad”. Then when it wasn't working he started the „I-don't-understand-Japanese” act... And after few more minutes he just started to pretend that he was temporarily deaf.

#.#

A few hours later, when the living hell Itachi&Co unleashed calmed down, the blond boy found himself strolling back and forth on the main deck. It was slowly but steadily getting dark and the air growing cold. The pale moon shone between dark clouds, making the water look like silver.

Naruto’s steps became slower and slower, his arms slumped down. But he wasn't tired... no, really, he wasn't... Oh, just buzz of! It's not like he didn't want to go sleep with Itachi, right!? He just wanted to enjoy this beautiful night, the moon and the stars... OK, who was he trying to kid?

It was, to say at least, awkward. Sleeping with another male? And it was the same one who molested him every occasion he got? Well the boy couldn't say that it was unpleasant or anything... because it was really pleasurable. But the fact remained that the captain was doing it only to win the bet, and not because he liked him. It was obvious, even to the oblivious Naruto, that Itachi was going to ditch him as soon as he was done with him.

So why, in this situation, did he feel uncertain as to what to do? Well, it's just that the part of him that was (temporarily) in control told him to stay outside as long as possible and pray that Itachi's going to fall into coma while waiting for him...The other part of him (especially the bottom half) wanted to go to the captains room, jump on the bed, tear Itachi clothes off, ravish man’s mouth and.. and... you get the point...


#.#

While strolling, Naruto didn't realized that he was being observed. A pair of red eyes were locked on him, trailing every move the blond made, with pale lips upturned in a smirk. Sasuke was standing only a few steps away but even though the moon was shining some parts of the deck were dark with shadow. He was leaning against the wall in one of those shady spots. Waiting. Watching. And thinking.
/Well it looks that Itachi is not oh-so-drop-dead-gorgeous if Naruto is afraid to go to him./ The raven haired teen mused, a bit amused.

He knew that his brother was going to go ballistic when he finds out that the blond wasn't in their room. They were together only few minutes ago discussing their plans. It usually took them much less time, but this evening Itachi seemed to extend the strategic meeting on purpose. Sasuke didn't have the slightest idea why his Aniki decided to do that, but to be honest he didn't really care.

Sasuke was extremely pissed of when he heard about the condition his brother made. He was almost 100% sure that this night he was going to lose the bet. There was no way that the older Uchiha was going to let the perfect occassion slip through his fingers. It was over.

So there he was, wandering on the main deck, trying hard not to get as depressed as he knew he was going to. But there he was: a blond boy walking back and forth under the stars. He seemed more delicate and fragile in the dim moonlight.

And then it hit him: this was his perfect chance! Even if Naruto acted normally he HAD to be freaked out by those sleeping agreements. Anybody would.
And when you looked closely enough you could see it: nervous hands movements, teeth biting his bottom lip hard enough to draw blood. And then that sexy tongue darting out to lick the crimson liquid.

/... Sasuke you just didn't thing 'sexy tongue' and kissable lips... Hey I did think about the tongue, but what's with those lips!?.... But they sure are kissable. Well, lets be honest, Naruto really is fuckable...?...NO he's NOT FUCKABLE!!! He's a GUY! He's annoying, stupid, irritating, sweet, cute and God, so fuckable...Oh, lets just get it over with, shall we?/

The younger Uchiha moved out from the shadow which hid him from the cerulean eyes. Seven fast steps and he was behind Naruto, arms sneaking round his waist. The boy haven't even noticed him coming closer until he was locked in Saukes arms, his back pressed against Uchihas firm stomach.

Startled blond jumped in surprise and a quiet yelp escaped his lips. He turned sharply to see who was hugging him from behind and when he realized who it was he yelled:
”Sasuke-teme, let me go you bastard! You...” But the raven haired teen cut in:
”Oh, shut it Dobe.” He said... and helped him- by pressing his lips on the blonds.

He moaned. Naruto’s taste was intoxicating, he needed more of it. Without thinking he harshly turned the boy around and when they were face to face, he grabbed the blonds thighs and picked him up, slamming the blonds back into the nearest wall.

After Naruto realized what was happening, he started to fight back in order to free himself from Sasukes grasp. His legs kicked the air furiously and his arms hit raven’s back constantly. It didn't last long though. When the younger boy tried to yell, Uchiha depended the kiss, his tongue slipping into blonds mouth, exploring every inch of it. Naruto felt a hot, wet muscle slide against his one, inviting it to the game. The young boy gave up. He responded eagerly to the kiss, at first a bit awkwardly but then he just let the instinct take over, like he did in the kiss with Itachi.

Moans filled the air as they continued to make out. The younger boy locked his legs on Sasukes hips and started to rub his hips against the other teen. He earned a sweet moan from the Uchiha, whose hands moved slightly higher as he groped Naruto’s ass, massaging it through the pants.
/Now... let's take this off.../ He thought smirking.