Inbred

Yeah this story is moving along very slowly. It wasn't supposed to but I'm having way too much fun with this.

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Chapter 5

Naruto hadn't had a wet dream since he was fifteen and the fact that he was having one now over some strange girl he didn't know freaked him out a little more. Well, not so much because it was the girl from the airport.

He couldn't remember the dream clearly but the parts he did remember made him harden once again. They were in a public place, he knew because he heard voices and it felt like an open area even though he couldn't see it clearly. Dreams were like that. He was stroking her thighs through the thin stocking material on her legs, his head was nuzzling the dark hair at her neck. She made that mewling noise and he took that as an invitation to flick his tongue against the soft skin between her shoulders and her neck. She gasped and pulled herself closer to him.

Large palms slowly made their way around her hips to splay over her little ass and grope them shamelessly, eliciting another gasp from the young girl. He growled and pulled her higher up along his muscled thigh causing her to spread her legs wider. He remembered leaning her against a wall of some sort, he remembered there were bleachers. Yes, he was in the bleachers of the football field of his old college. Why was he dreaming about the football field at his old college? He didn't know. Dreams were just like that.

They were getting impatient now but Naruto wanted to drag this on as long as possible, partly because he wasn't sure he'd ever see her again and partly because he wanted someone to catch them.

He found it very disturbing that he could remember exactly what he was feeling at that point.

Naruto had captured her mouth in a searing kiss but it wasn't very satisfying, oh it was alright but he longed for the real thing. He longed for the real girl. Her movements became frantic and Naruto remembered pulling down her panties in one smooth, continuous motion before slowly trailing warm kisses back up over her clothed stomach and chest before resting on her lips once again. He slid one hand beneath her thick, denim skirt and began to coax her lower lips open with deft and skillful fingers. She moaned and bucked once as a digit brushed briefly against her clit wantonly spreading her legs to receive more.

He continued to tease her, not brining her anywhere near that point yet as his other hand which was lazily drawing circles with his thumb slid under her blouse, snaked across her flat stomach and clutched a soft breast, kneading the flesh. His tongue had begun matching the rhythmic stroking of his fingers which were now becoming more bold at her entrance and as they pressed their way deeper inside his tongue lapped and drank the exotic taste of her mouth.

She moaned deeply now and rubbed herself against his fingers, bidding him entrance and with a grin, he obliged her. One finger slipped in easily and began to explore her depths he twisted his wrist, enjoying the feel of her slick walls against him. Damn, but she was tight.

Naruto turned his attention back to her heaving chest where two very pert nipples were begging for his attention. Taking one between a thumb and forefinger he pinched it gently and twirled it in his hand while he lowered his head and lapped at the other one through her shirt with his tongue.

All this time Naruto had been neglecting his own arousal but he was a gentleman and believed in the old adage 'ladies first', but if she kept squirming the way she did and making those cute little noises then he was going to come right there and then. He continued his ministrations on her body and flicked his thumb back and forth against the small nub.

She was close he could tell. Her breathing hitched and she began to mewl, Naruto moved his fingers faster and pressed his crotch against her thigh rubbing himself erratically against her skin as if trying to put out a fire. He moaned, then she did her voice getting significantly higher until it sounded like a...siren?!

It was the alarm on his cellphone. That was what had brought him out of his erotic slumber and for a minute he had wanted the break the stupid thing in half. He exhaled a puff of breath through his lips and placed the phone back on the side table. He was going to need it so he allowed it 'live' a little longer.

Naruto took another agitated breath and covered his eyes with one arm while resting the other on his abdomen. Why was he fantasizing about this girl in particular? He remembered everything about her; her clothes, her face, her hair those sexy little sounds she was making.

Naruto groaned as he recalled a scene from the dream he had and reached down to grab his hardening cock through the damp material. He suddenly felt guilty, embarrassed, like he was too old to be doing something like this, but he didn't...want to...stop.

His other hand shakily joined the other one but opened his fly and slipped under the waistband of his boxers, one hand fisted his rod the other cuddled his testicles. He kept his eyes closed, he couldn't watch.

What was wrong with him today? First, he felt guilty about his nocturnal emission and was even more ashamed when it was because of that girl he had saved yesterday. That one puzzled him the most since he usually fantasized about any girl he laid eyes on and took a fancy to which even included Ino up to a point long after he found out she was a bitch. Now he was fully awake, fully aware and responsible for his actions and was jacking off to the girl from the airport again and he was almost disgusted with himself. It wouldn't be the first time he'd masturbated and it most definitely wouldn't be the last so then...why did he feel so guilty?

He swore. He couldn't take it anymore and used all of his will-power to remove his hands and securely plant them by his sides to push himself off the bed. There was more than one way to get rid of a raging hard-on. He threw open a few of his bags rummaging around for a towel, his toiletries and a change of clothes before storming out of his bedroom and quickly making his way to the bathroom. If Sasuke was awake he didn't want him to see him with an open fly and sporting a tent in his stained boxers.

The cold water shower worked wonders but he stayed in a few minutes longer just to be sure. He brushed his teeth and winced suddenly at the pain in his lower lip, he was still recovering from the beating he got yesterday. He tested various parts of his face and grimaced when his fingers brushed tender areas. He wasn't too bothered, there wasn't any irreparable damage to his skin and he'd heal soon enough. Tsunade used to be Chief of Staff at a local hospital before she became addicted to gambling and resigned, he remembered her telling him that he healed alot faster than most people. He couldn't remember the medical term she used and didn't try to hurt his already throbbing head trying to remember either.

He tossed his 'dirty' laundry on the floor then thought better of it and folded them discretely, resting them atop one of his suitcases.

Sasuke was awake, he heard the low, quiet voice coming from the living room and apparently he wasn't alone, he was talking to someone. Naruto glanced around to corner expecting to see either Shino or the lazy punk from yesterday but this was someone else, actually it was a girl. She was backing Naruto and looking at Sasuke who was leaning against the front door, almost as if trying to block her only means of exit. She nodded twice at something the raven-haired man said to her and Naruto noticed the way her waist length hair, which was gathered in a pony-tail near the end, caught and reflected the thin rays of sunlight streaming through the kitchen window. Naruto found himself wanting to run his fingers through her locks and imagined the Uchiha probably did that himself and had probably done so many times. Naruto supposed she was probably his girlfriend or something.

Sasuke finally noticed him and nodded in his direction, the girl caught his action and barely glimpsed at Naruto over her shoulder before turning back to Sasuke. She wasn't very polite.

"Oi Sasuke, who's the chick with the attitude?"

The girl visibly stiffened at his remark and an amused grin painted itself across the Uchiha's features.

"Hey," Naruto added as an afterthought. "Won't you get in trouble for bringing a girl into your room?"

"Excuse me?!" the girl whipped around to glare at the other boy and Naruto's mouth dropped in horror when it dawned on him that the 'she' was a 'he'.

In his defense it was pretty damn hard to tell this was a guy especially from behind but even from the front one had to look closely just to make sure because from where he was standing all Naruto had to do was squint and he'd look like a girl again. He was way too beautiful to be a guy. His dark locks framed his ovular face; his features were turned up in an angry scowl but that only heightened his appeal because it made him look dangerous. Naruto noticed something about his eyes, they didn't appear solid, they actually looked translucent, a very pale violet and if he wasn't glaring daggers at Naruto's skull through thick, long lashes he would have guessed he was blind. Then he was probably an albino because his complexion was the closest thing to natural white Naruto had ever seen. He thought Sasuke was pasty but this guy paled in comparison (pun intended).

Naruto had wanted to apologize but he was pinned down by the other man's glare and couldn't manage to speak. It was Sasuke who, again, came to his rescue.

"Relax Hyuga," he drawled, pushing himself off the door with his shoulder. "It was an innocent mistake, it's not the first time it happened and it won't be the last time." The one Sasuke called Hyuga adjusted his aim and targeted his death-glare towards Sasuke who became even more amused and moved to stand next to the slightly shorter man. "Hyuga Neji this is Uzumaki Naruto."

"Ah, yes! The dumb blonde, nice to meet you." He reached out his hand but his tone of voice betrayed the diplomacy of the outstretched palm. Naruto wanted to swat the hand away but took it none-the-less. He was the one that offended the guy and he really didn't want to make any enemies.

Was it possible for a person's hand, especially a man's, to be so soft? Naruto questioned this person's sex again. He flicked his eyes over the boy's chest but the white, dress shirt was too big to tell if he had any breasts under there, even if they were size-A. The collar fell limply around his shoulders and Naruto noticed he had an unusually long neck. On an average guy it would look ridiculous but his shoulders were broad enough and it was well proportioned to his height, which was a little shorter than Sasuke but yet still slightly taller than Naruto, and the rest of his body, from what Naruto could see from his wrists, was very slender.

The boy yanked his hand away from the grip and subconsciously (at least Naruto hoped it was subconsciously) wiped his hand against his grey slacks. Naruto convinced himself this guy was probably one of those people that was afraid of germs or something, he sure did fit the type.

Hyuga, Hyuga! Why did that name sound familiar?

"Hey, are you Hyuga, of you know, THE Hyuga Incorporated?"

He paused for a second then nodded once. "Yes, that would be correct. I guess you're really not that stupid after all." He didn't follow up with a smirk, his face remained blank and his voice was dead-pan and Naruto knew he wasn't trying to be funny.

"Play nice, Hyuga," Sasuke warned before making himself comfortable in the nearby sofa to enjoy the confrontation before him.

Neji came closer and gripped Naruto's chin between one thumb and a forefinger, turning his head this way and that, closely inspecting the bruises and faint discolourations. "Shit! Uchiha. You claim this is your best friend? I'd hate to see what you do to your enemies."

Sasuke dismissed him with a wave of his hand. "He did that to himself, besides," he added, looking over to the slender young man beneath a lidded gaze. "You know I take better care of my things." As he said 'things' his eyes grazed over Neji possessively. Hyuga dropped his hand immediately and turned around to face a wall but not before Naruto caught a slight hint of pink tinting his cheeks. Was he blushing?

Neji composed himself and ran an agitated hand through his hair. He was not going to let the Uchiha do this to him, he was not going to allow him to mess with his head. He put one hand on his hip and turned back to Naruto all traces of his previous embarrassment gone. "You should really put some ice on that," he indicated with a wave of his hand as if he really couldn't be bothered anymore and Naruto could have sworn he saw the guy's fingernails gleam against the light. He was NOT wearing natural nail-polish...was he?

He turned back to Sasuke and crossed his arms over his chest intending to continue the conversation from earlier, before Naruto showed up. He didn't understand what the guy was saying but whatever it was Sasuke was agreeing. Man this guy was rude.

"Oi, Neej-eye it's rude to talk around someone in a language they don't understand." Naruto coined Shino's phrase from last night.

Neji flicked his head around to stare at the blond who had purposely pronounced his name incorrectly and who was quickly becoming a nuisance. "ANYway," he half-shouted, choosing to ignore that comment and resumed talking to the man now trying to stifle his growing amusement by folding his lips and failing miserably at it. As if he knew speaking in his native tongue would annoy the blonde Neji spoke a little faster.

"Hey, did you hear me you pompous, asshole?"

"Shut the FUCK up, Uzumaki. I was not speaking to you." Both men were now caught up in a stare-down, waiting for the other to make one wrong move.

This entertained Sasuke. Naruto had no idea who he was up against, and he knew that his friend was already underestimating Hyuga but Hyuga was also underestimating his friend. There weren't many people Sasuke acknowledged to be on the same level as he was and over 50% percent of that handful now stood before him ready to tear his place apart. He wanted to watch this, he wanted to see who was stronger and since he had missed Naruto's brawl yesterday he wanted to gauge just how strong the blond had become. There were a few reasons why he couldn't indulge himself right now though:

1. Neji fought dirty. And while he wasn't too concerned about Naruto's well being he WAS concerned about the very expensive and priceless items he had in his dorm. Many of them were mementos of his parents and priceless family heirlooms and in Neji's blind rage anything and everything could be used as a weapon or a projectile, especially if it was fragile.

2. He didn't want Neji to get hurt. Okay, he would have liked the blond to pummel some sense into the spoiled brat but Naruto didn't appreciate Neji's beauty the way he did. Sure he and the Hyuga got into lots of fights but he always aimed for his stomach or his back but Naruto had this thing where he liked to get up-close and personal and he didn't want the Hyuga's face or his shoulders to get damaged or anything. That brought him to reason number three.

3. Naruto had this really weird attack he called 'A Thousand Years of Pain' and he did NOT want him using that move on Neji.

His mind made up Sasuke rose from his position on the couch and placed himself between the combatants. "Naruto, go get something to eat, we have a long day ahead of us. I'll escort Hyuga out." Neither boy moved until Sasuke firmly grabbed Neji by the shoulders to steer him towards the door. Neji broke his glare on Naruto and pulled away from Sasuke as if his fingers burned his skin.

"I can find my own way out, Uchiha," he muttered and stomped towards the door followed closely by the other dark-haired prodigy.

He was just about to leave when Sasuke grabbed his hand, halting his retreat. "Aren't you going to say goodbye?" he asked in a low voice. Neji sneered and brought his other hand up to Sasuke's face to show him his long, slender middle finger. In a flash, Sasuke grabbed that hand and brought it closer to his lips and before the smaller man could pull away he engulfed that lone finger within his warm mouth. His hooded gaze met and held the Hyuga's pale eyes, never faltering even as he glowered at him with murderous intent.

Naruto hadn't moved from where he was and saw the entire exchange. He was confused. Either Sasuke was flirting with the guy or he was trying to piss him off. He watched the erotic scene before him as his dark-haired friend lifted his head to slowly reveal the pale finger which was now covered with his saliva. He saw the Hyuga shudder but Naruto didn't know if it was because he was trying to pull away or because he was enjoying the foreplay. Sasuke's tongue darted out to flick across the tip of Neji's finger before releasing him completely. The Hyuga boy stepped back and spat some obscenity at the Uchiha boy before slamming the door none too quietly.

Naruto watched as Sasuke stared at the place where Neji stood a while ago, a satisfied grin on his face. He turned to face Naruto then and crossed his hands over his chest, scowling at his best friend. "Thanks alot, dobe. You just pissed off my partner."

Had Naruto heard him right? Did Sasuke just admit that pompous asshole was his lover?