Savor your Flavor, Yaoi!

Pantie Stealer.


Summary: Requested by mariyamiki. I'm not a big fan of Sakura and Naruto pairings but I couldn't think of a better couple to do the funny for. I don't know if this is what your expecting or are disappointed with the story but I liked it honestly. LOL. Be forth warning this story contains humor, a obsession gone wrong and panties stealers. Enjoy! One-shot! Beta'd!


Regular everyday nonsense was something Naruto was used too, being a ninja and all but sitting around with nothing to do was a downer. With Kakashi-sensi away doing perverted stuff, Sakura training with Tsanude, and Sasuke... Well it being Sasuke who cares?

...He still has nothing to do.


Except...


The pranksters grin couldn't have gotten any possibly wider, a wicked chuckle surfaced from his throat.


OH! This was just the perfect plan! He'd get to see what his wonderful Sakura hides behind the walls of her bedroom! He's been dying to do this for awhile and get proof once and for all that Sakura liked him! Not SASUKE!


Lalalala, tada, tada, da, he's here!


Naruto is just that fast!


Mischievous as ever the blonde Shinobi peered inside his beloved Sakura's bedroom, to check to see if anyone was inside.


All clear, thankfully.


Stealth wasn't one of his best traits but the fox-holder managed to get inside without much of a hassle. With his feet on the floor of her room, he silently leaned into the wall next to the window and breathed in that luscious scent that was his Sakura...


It smelled so heavenly...


Reaching up, he quietly slid the window close before moving to stand in the middle of the room and take in his surroundings, hands on hips while he did so.


It was obvious with her pink clothes and pink outfits that she would choose her room to be pink...pretty pink but maybe too pink for the 18 year old sensitives eyes. Not that Naruto was complaining...


The room was pretty ordinary. A bed, a dresser, and a closet... Nothing bad there and maybe a few designs on the walls or pictures here and there of her family and team 7. Naruto nodded slightly, grin widening as he tip toed over to what he wanted: the dresser.


Kneeling in front of it, he opened every drawer in sight before making a happy noise at finding the item he wanted. He snatched it from the last drawer.


Her panties...


Sakura's panties..


Naruto was having a drool feast over here...


Unfolding the neat item, Naruto lifted the tiny piece of cloth in front of his face, looking it over delicately. Simple white lace with a pretty pink bow in the middle...


Naruto was in river of drool heaven by now. A puddle forming around his figure.


Leaning forward he inhaled delicately morsal before he carefully stuffed the pair into his pocket and then shut the drawer. Standing and being the sneaky freak he was, he started to venture around the room to find any clues that could maybe tell him of her true feelings for him. Like a diary or picture... Maybe...maybe a shrine in his name?


Naruto quickly headed over to her closet. Naruto could just picture it now! His name on the walls, the back of the doors, his pictures and candles lit up... OH SAKURA! He yanked the closet doors open...


Dead silence...


Naruto stared... in...in shock...


Yep there was a shrine alright. Dozens of candles, pictures, and a names all over the walls, but not with his name. And it was...was that animal blood...?


Naruto was going to be sick...


It was plastered everywhere, in the most obsessed manner possible but with Sasuke instead of Naruto. His pictures, pieces of clothing, chewed gum... Everything... Was that a piece of hair sealed in a plastic bag?


Naruto gagged.


Oh gods...


The fox-holder jumped when hearing the front entrance door from down stairs slam shut and then foots steps hurryingly making there way to the bedroom...The chakra signature was familiar...


Sakura...


He needed to get out of here!!


Shutting the closet doors quickly, the boy ran for his life out the window and to the roof tops of the Konoha...


Utterly heart-broken, he missed a pair of eyes watching him from the shadows and the figure following after him.


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Like it? Hate it? GAH! I hope you guys did like it!! Sorry for the delay in the updates like I promise and all. I'm working on it! Swear I am!! I want to take this moment to thank! SATOYUKI!!! There! I spelled it right! Right?! Tell me I spelled it right hun...LOL You rock!! Thank you so much for beting for me! I appreciate it so much! Thank you once again!

Mmm...anything else to say? Nope! Nada!! See ya guys! Bye byes! Love you munchies! Part two is on the way!