Can I See Your Package
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Part 5
Can I See Your Package
Part 5
Disclaimer: Don’t own
Warning: Crack-fic! Character bashing (everyone to a point), voyeurism, perversion, mentions of sex and sexual organs, language, ooc-ness (Lee and his personality disorder), other stuff that probably shouldn’t be written
Rating: NC-17 for language and some sex.
Lee poked his head out the window and looked around. He turned to the other boy who was washing down the outside of said window.
“Do you see anyone?” Gaara’s eye twitched as he rinsed off the rag in the bucket he carried outside. Lee was getting way past the point of paranoia, actually he was going past paranoia and breaking down the wall to insane. Gaara sighed and reached up cleaning more of the window.
“There’s no one coming Lee, and don’t worry I told you my sand guard is up. If someone comes within a mile of this house I’ll know about it, now please stop being so paranoid!” Lee pouted and nodded sitting back in the chair right near the window so he could still talk to Gaara. Gaara on the other hand had finally cleaned the glass to a streak free shine. Wow he never new Windex worked so well. Gaara dumped the bucket of water onto the ground then walked back into the house. He threw the bucket and rag into the sink and made his way into the living room. He walked through the hall and stopped short as he looked at his lover who was now kneeling on the floor and peeking out of the window. “Lee, what the hell are you doing?” Lee turned and looked at Gaara and the only thing that crossed his mind was where the fuck did Lee get an army helmet?? “What are you planning for, an airborne attack?” Lee frowned and crawled over to Gaara on his elbows.
“This is no time to joke around Gaara, these people are relentless!” Alright that was the last straw. Gaara walked over to Lee, knocked the helmet off of his head and smacked him in the face. Lee who was kneeling, looked rather dazed for a moment, then slowly seemed to come back to himself. “Gaara what did you do that for??” Lee jumped up glaring at Gaara who was smirking.
“I’m knocking some sense into you. Seriously Lee I’m going to hold off sex until you are back to your old self. Ok so people stare at you, you know I don’t like it anymore than you do, but I swear to everything holy that if you don’t stop acting like this, I’m never sleeping with you again!” Lee’s jaw dropped as he stared at his lover.
“B-but Gaara...you ...you’re the one who’s horny all the time.” Gaara rolled his eyes.
“Fine then I’ll find someone more youthful.” Gaara smirked mentally as the words slowly ate away at Lee’s brain. There was no way Lee would let that statement go without a fight and boy, Gaara was not disappointed.
Lee’s eyes widened and seemed to clear as the words sunk in. ‘Youthful??’ How dare Gaara even ~think~ there would be someone more in the springtime of youth then Lee himself! Lee turned to Gaara who was glaring at him. Oh no, if anyone had the right to glare it was Lee. Lee was fast, like really ~really~ fast so Gaara was not completely surprised that Lee had gotten a hold on him, he was surprised however to find himself face first against the wall, his arms pinned above his head. He could feel the energy thrumming from his lover and god it was turning him on. Lee growled into his ear.
“Youthful hm? You want to find someone else who can make you scream like I can?” Gaara growled.
“Well with you acting like a scared, psychotic dumbass what am I supposed to do. I need a man, who won’t be afraid to have a big dick!” Lee growled and pressed harder against his lovers backside. He could tell Gaara was horny, hell he could practically smell it off the shorter boy. “I’m not dealing with it anymore Lee, if you want to hide from everyone...” He was cut of with a gasp that was his own as Lee had snuck a hand around to grip his half erect cock.
“Gaara, don’t ever threaten to leave me again...” Gaara growled.
“Then stop acting like a nut.....Oh god....” Lee smirked as he reached into Gaara’s pants fondling him. Lee bit his ear lightly.
“So you want me to not hide anymore, because I can be an exhibitionist if that’ll make you feel better. I’ve been hiding for you.” Gaara whimpered as Lee pumped him harder and faster. “I’ve been killing myself hiding because you are a possessive little shit and then you blame me for acting this way. Christ Gaara your killing me you know that?”
Gaara could hardly hear anything but the blood pumping through his ears. Lee’s hand was warm and calloused causing the most amazing friction against his member. Gaara felt his knees wobble as he was brought closer to the edge. Lee chuckled against his neck as he slowed his hand. Gaara growled then suddenly broke out of Lee’s hold. He turned to face his lover, his heart thumping in his chest as he looked at his boyfriend.
“I want you to suck me off.” Lee smirked and moved in to kiss Gaara.
“First you insult me then you want me to go down on you?” Gaara smirked as Lee dropped down to his knees. “I wouldn’t be grinning so much if I were you sweetheart. Later your going to be begging me to do every naughty thing to you. I’m going to make you ~scream.~ Gaara laughed breathlessly as his pants fell to the floor. Lee didn’t waste anytime as he took Gaara into his mouth. His tongue caressing the stiff flesh as he bobbed his head. Gaara leaned his head back as his hand gripped onto the silky black hair in front of him.
“Lee...so good...” Lee began to hum causing Gaara to cry out. God that tongue was doing amazing things and the hand that joined...oh it was so good!... gently rubbing the soft skin then reaching just behind it caressing the sensitive skin. Gaara cried out as his orgasm hit like a tidal wave. Lee quickly swallowed all he was offered then pulled his lips away just in time to catch Gaara as his knees buckled. “Lee...”
“So you want me to not care about the people staring at me?” Gaara nuzzled Lee’s neck softly.
“Well I don’t want you running around completely naked or anything, but you don’t have to act crazy anymore. Though I do appreciate you being so worried about my feelings love.” Lee grunted slightly.
“I wasn’t really all that worried about your feelings, I was more worried for the rest of the village. You can be really scary when provoked.” Gaara nodded slightly and wrapped his arms around Lee. “So do you want to have sex in the market place later?” Gaara smirked.
“What the hell, maybe it’ll be fun showing you off like a trophy.” Lee kissed Gaara’s forehead as they snuggled against one another. “Do we still have that leash I bought you for your birthday last year?” Lee’s face paled as he thought of the leash and collar...and the ass-less chaps....oh heeeeell no, he was not going to wear that. Not I public at least....
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Naruto sat next to Kiba as they put astringent on the scrapes they received during the battle with the sand.
“You know Kiba I really fucking hate you right now, poor Sakura got smacked in the head and now won’t come out of her house because she has a spot on her forehead...” Kiba laughed, trying to keep it low.
“Yeah I saw it, it looks kinda like a target, maybe we should practice with it?” Naruto glared as the dog-boy grinned. “Oh c’mon! Sasuke’s probably trying right now! Where is he anyway?” Naruto frowned for a second and Kiba rolled his eyes. “You forgot didn’t you?” Naruto glared but then suddenly his eyes widened.
“Oh fuck a monkeys uncle!” Kiba looked over at Naruto with a quirked eyebrow.
“What the fuck does that mean?” Naruto shook his head and stood up.
“I have no idea, but that’s not the point, shit I left Sasuke chained to the bed! Shit and I put a jutsu on it so he can’t break free....he’s going to be ~so~ mad at me!” Kiba rolled his eyes.
As Naruto ran off.
“What a cumbubble....” Kiba looked down at Akamaru who was sleeping peacefully. He shrugged and continued to clean his wounds when suddenly he noticed he was covered by a shadow. He gulped and turned slightly. “Ahhahaha....hey Shino...um I can totally explain.” Shino quirked an eyebrow at him.
“Really? Please I’d love to hear it.” Kiba coughed slightly. Damn, he was in deep, ~deep~ shit, and he knew just by that look, that his ass was going to be purple for the next ~week.~ He whimpered as Shino moved closer, he really needed to stop being so horny....
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Gai hummed as he headed over to his favorite students house. He was going to see if he could help make things easier for Lee. He turned around and glared.
“Goddamn it Kakashi would you hurry up, we haven’t got all day!” Kakashi totally ignored Gai as he continued reading the best porn on the Planet, oh he’d definitely be getting Gai to do ~that~ tonight. Gai sighed as his lover grinned under that goddamn mask, he just knew the copy-nin was getting ideas and that ~was not~ good. Last time they had gotten an idea from that book, Gai hadn’t been able to sit for three days and Kakashi had pulled his calf, shoulder, and groin muscles...then the freak had asked to do it again once they felt better. Sometimes it was so hard being in love with one of the most perverted people in Konoha...then again lately that wasn’t saying a lot with all the pervs running around. In Gai’s opinion Kakashi was actually falling behind on that matter. Of cousre he’d never say that aloud, he didn’t need Kakashi trying to hump him in public...again... god ~that~ had been embarrassing. Gai shook his head as he walked a little faster. “Kakashi?” Gai turned only to smack right into a grinning Kakashi.
“I found something new we can....” Gai put a hand over Kakashi’s mouth.
“Not now Kashi, right now I need to see Lee and tell him how to deal with his problem.” Kakashi looked at guy with a lazy look.
“The kids hung like a horse, last time I checked, that wasn’t a bad thing unless of course he can’t use it...but I highly doubt that.” Gai glared at his lover.
“I should beat you, you know that right?” Kakashi grinned and Gai, knowing what his lover was thinking bopped him on the head. “No! Bad Kakashi!” Kakashi frowned as Gai walked away, too bad his lover wasn’t an exhibitionist, that would be fun. Kakashi slowly followed after Gai a goofy, perverted smile on his face, ah one day he’d get that sweet ass in public. Oh yes Kakashi ~loved~ living in the gutter.
Gai was about a mile ahead of Kakashi and really didn’t care, the silver-haired man could take care of himself, plus he didn’t want to be tackled and molested so the best thing was to stay away and leave the copy-nin to his fantasies.
Slowly he walked up to the house, he was preparing a speech for his most youthful apprentice when familiar arms wrapped around his waist.
“Gai, why do we have to come here, the kids fine, let him get laid, he needs it.” Gai was ready to smack Kakashi when the door opened and a shiny happy Lee ran into Gai’s arms.
“Gai-Sensei!!” Kakashi sighed, how the hell?..... did those two have sensors on them or something? They always knew when the other was around. Kakashi turned and looked inside to see Gaara glaring slightly. Great they had to interrupt ‘quality time.’ Kakashi could just tell this was going to be an interesting visit....
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Part 5
Disclaimer: Don’t own
Warning: Crack-fic! Character bashing (everyone to a point), voyeurism, perversion, mentions of sex and sexual organs, language, ooc-ness (Lee and his personality disorder), other stuff that probably shouldn’t be written
Rating: NC-17 for language and some sex.
Lee poked his head out the window and looked around. He turned to the other boy who was washing down the outside of said window.
“Do you see anyone?” Gaara’s eye twitched as he rinsed off the rag in the bucket he carried outside. Lee was getting way past the point of paranoia, actually he was going past paranoia and breaking down the wall to insane. Gaara sighed and reached up cleaning more of the window.
“There’s no one coming Lee, and don’t worry I told you my sand guard is up. If someone comes within a mile of this house I’ll know about it, now please stop being so paranoid!” Lee pouted and nodded sitting back in the chair right near the window so he could still talk to Gaara. Gaara on the other hand had finally cleaned the glass to a streak free shine. Wow he never new Windex worked so well. Gaara dumped the bucket of water onto the ground then walked back into the house. He threw the bucket and rag into the sink and made his way into the living room. He walked through the hall and stopped short as he looked at his lover who was now kneeling on the floor and peeking out of the window. “Lee, what the hell are you doing?” Lee turned and looked at Gaara and the only thing that crossed his mind was where the fuck did Lee get an army helmet?? “What are you planning for, an airborne attack?” Lee frowned and crawled over to Gaara on his elbows.
“This is no time to joke around Gaara, these people are relentless!” Alright that was the last straw. Gaara walked over to Lee, knocked the helmet off of his head and smacked him in the face. Lee who was kneeling, looked rather dazed for a moment, then slowly seemed to come back to himself. “Gaara what did you do that for??” Lee jumped up glaring at Gaara who was smirking.
“I’m knocking some sense into you. Seriously Lee I’m going to hold off sex until you are back to your old self. Ok so people stare at you, you know I don’t like it anymore than you do, but I swear to everything holy that if you don’t stop acting like this, I’m never sleeping with you again!” Lee’s jaw dropped as he stared at his lover.
“B-but Gaara...you ...you’re the one who’s horny all the time.” Gaara rolled his eyes.
“Fine then I’ll find someone more youthful.” Gaara smirked mentally as the words slowly ate away at Lee’s brain. There was no way Lee would let that statement go without a fight and boy, Gaara was not disappointed.
Lee’s eyes widened and seemed to clear as the words sunk in. ‘Youthful??’ How dare Gaara even ~think~ there would be someone more in the springtime of youth then Lee himself! Lee turned to Gaara who was glaring at him. Oh no, if anyone had the right to glare it was Lee. Lee was fast, like really ~really~ fast so Gaara was not completely surprised that Lee had gotten a hold on him, he was surprised however to find himself face first against the wall, his arms pinned above his head. He could feel the energy thrumming from his lover and god it was turning him on. Lee growled into his ear.
“Youthful hm? You want to find someone else who can make you scream like I can?” Gaara growled.
“Well with you acting like a scared, psychotic dumbass what am I supposed to do. I need a man, who won’t be afraid to have a big dick!” Lee growled and pressed harder against his lovers backside. He could tell Gaara was horny, hell he could practically smell it off the shorter boy. “I’m not dealing with it anymore Lee, if you want to hide from everyone...” He was cut of with a gasp that was his own as Lee had snuck a hand around to grip his half erect cock.
“Gaara, don’t ever threaten to leave me again...” Gaara growled.
“Then stop acting like a nut.....Oh god....” Lee smirked as he reached into Gaara’s pants fondling him. Lee bit his ear lightly.
“So you want me to not hide anymore, because I can be an exhibitionist if that’ll make you feel better. I’ve been hiding for you.” Gaara whimpered as Lee pumped him harder and faster. “I’ve been killing myself hiding because you are a possessive little shit and then you blame me for acting this way. Christ Gaara your killing me you know that?”
Gaara could hardly hear anything but the blood pumping through his ears. Lee’s hand was warm and calloused causing the most amazing friction against his member. Gaara felt his knees wobble as he was brought closer to the edge. Lee chuckled against his neck as he slowed his hand. Gaara growled then suddenly broke out of Lee’s hold. He turned to face his lover, his heart thumping in his chest as he looked at his boyfriend.
“I want you to suck me off.” Lee smirked and moved in to kiss Gaara.
“First you insult me then you want me to go down on you?” Gaara smirked as Lee dropped down to his knees. “I wouldn’t be grinning so much if I were you sweetheart. Later your going to be begging me to do every naughty thing to you. I’m going to make you ~scream.~ Gaara laughed breathlessly as his pants fell to the floor. Lee didn’t waste anytime as he took Gaara into his mouth. His tongue caressing the stiff flesh as he bobbed his head. Gaara leaned his head back as his hand gripped onto the silky black hair in front of him.
“Lee...so good...” Lee began to hum causing Gaara to cry out. God that tongue was doing amazing things and the hand that joined...oh it was so good!... gently rubbing the soft skin then reaching just behind it caressing the sensitive skin. Gaara cried out as his orgasm hit like a tidal wave. Lee quickly swallowed all he was offered then pulled his lips away just in time to catch Gaara as his knees buckled. “Lee...”
“So you want me to not care about the people staring at me?” Gaara nuzzled Lee’s neck softly.
“Well I don’t want you running around completely naked or anything, but you don’t have to act crazy anymore. Though I do appreciate you being so worried about my feelings love.” Lee grunted slightly.
“I wasn’t really all that worried about your feelings, I was more worried for the rest of the village. You can be really scary when provoked.” Gaara nodded slightly and wrapped his arms around Lee. “So do you want to have sex in the market place later?” Gaara smirked.
“What the hell, maybe it’ll be fun showing you off like a trophy.” Lee kissed Gaara’s forehead as they snuggled against one another. “Do we still have that leash I bought you for your birthday last year?” Lee’s face paled as he thought of the leash and collar...and the ass-less chaps....oh heeeeell no, he was not going to wear that. Not I public at least....
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Naruto sat next to Kiba as they put astringent on the scrapes they received during the battle with the sand.
“You know Kiba I really fucking hate you right now, poor Sakura got smacked in the head and now won’t come out of her house because she has a spot on her forehead...” Kiba laughed, trying to keep it low.
“Yeah I saw it, it looks kinda like a target, maybe we should practice with it?” Naruto glared as the dog-boy grinned. “Oh c’mon! Sasuke’s probably trying right now! Where is he anyway?” Naruto frowned for a second and Kiba rolled his eyes. “You forgot didn’t you?” Naruto glared but then suddenly his eyes widened.
“Oh fuck a monkeys uncle!” Kiba looked over at Naruto with a quirked eyebrow.
“What the fuck does that mean?” Naruto shook his head and stood up.
“I have no idea, but that’s not the point, shit I left Sasuke chained to the bed! Shit and I put a jutsu on it so he can’t break free....he’s going to be ~so~ mad at me!” Kiba rolled his eyes.
As Naruto ran off.
“What a cumbubble....” Kiba looked down at Akamaru who was sleeping peacefully. He shrugged and continued to clean his wounds when suddenly he noticed he was covered by a shadow. He gulped and turned slightly. “Ahhahaha....hey Shino...um I can totally explain.” Shino quirked an eyebrow at him.
“Really? Please I’d love to hear it.” Kiba coughed slightly. Damn, he was in deep, ~deep~ shit, and he knew just by that look, that his ass was going to be purple for the next ~week.~ He whimpered as Shino moved closer, he really needed to stop being so horny....
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Gai hummed as he headed over to his favorite students house. He was going to see if he could help make things easier for Lee. He turned around and glared.
“Goddamn it Kakashi would you hurry up, we haven’t got all day!” Kakashi totally ignored Gai as he continued reading the best porn on the Planet, oh he’d definitely be getting Gai to do ~that~ tonight. Gai sighed as his lover grinned under that goddamn mask, he just knew the copy-nin was getting ideas and that ~was not~ good. Last time they had gotten an idea from that book, Gai hadn’t been able to sit for three days and Kakashi had pulled his calf, shoulder, and groin muscles...then the freak had asked to do it again once they felt better. Sometimes it was so hard being in love with one of the most perverted people in Konoha...then again lately that wasn’t saying a lot with all the pervs running around. In Gai’s opinion Kakashi was actually falling behind on that matter. Of cousre he’d never say that aloud, he didn’t need Kakashi trying to hump him in public...again... god ~that~ had been embarrassing. Gai shook his head as he walked a little faster. “Kakashi?” Gai turned only to smack right into a grinning Kakashi.
“I found something new we can....” Gai put a hand over Kakashi’s mouth.
“Not now Kashi, right now I need to see Lee and tell him how to deal with his problem.” Kakashi looked at guy with a lazy look.
“The kids hung like a horse, last time I checked, that wasn’t a bad thing unless of course he can’t use it...but I highly doubt that.” Gai glared at his lover.
“I should beat you, you know that right?” Kakashi grinned and Gai, knowing what his lover was thinking bopped him on the head. “No! Bad Kakashi!” Kakashi frowned as Gai walked away, too bad his lover wasn’t an exhibitionist, that would be fun. Kakashi slowly followed after Gai a goofy, perverted smile on his face, ah one day he’d get that sweet ass in public. Oh yes Kakashi ~loved~ living in the gutter.
Gai was about a mile ahead of Kakashi and really didn’t care, the silver-haired man could take care of himself, plus he didn’t want to be tackled and molested so the best thing was to stay away and leave the copy-nin to his fantasies.
Slowly he walked up to the house, he was preparing a speech for his most youthful apprentice when familiar arms wrapped around his waist.
“Gai, why do we have to come here, the kids fine, let him get laid, he needs it.” Gai was ready to smack Kakashi when the door opened and a shiny happy Lee ran into Gai’s arms.
“Gai-Sensei!!” Kakashi sighed, how the hell?..... did those two have sensors on them or something? They always knew when the other was around. Kakashi turned and looked inside to see Gaara glaring slightly. Great they had to interrupt ‘quality time.’ Kakashi could just tell this was going to be an interesting visit....
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