Strange Hotels
Crack, Complete Crack
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CHAPTER 5 (Crack,
Complete Crack)
“I like my men
maskless.”
“Yea! …wait-
Gaara glanced at
Naruto.
“I’m gay, didn’t
you know?”
Wordlessly Naruto
shook his head.
“Surely you didn’t
think that someone with such fabulous fashion sense as myself could be anything
but gay?”
Naruto’s right side
went numb.
“Well if you think
about it, back when we first met in the chounin exams, even then my sense of
fashion far outshined that of all the other genin boys. Sure I was insane but
my ensemble was—I’m just fucking with you Naruto. I’m gay but I’m not that gay.
You should have seen your fa- Naruto… Naruto? Ok Naruto quit playing. H-he’s
foaming at the mouth.”
Naruto felt
something inside of him snap. His aura turned black and a soft kukuku escaped
from his lips.
“Naruto?” Kakashi
prodded.
Naruto glanced up.
Gaara and Kakashi jumped back. His eyes had turned completely black (white part
included).
“I summon forth
from the deepest pits of hell, all true evil to come and smite my enemies. For
mine enemies are thy enemies.”
Thunder crashed
overhead.
“What the fuck kind
of jutsu is that!” shrieked shocked shitless Gaara.
“Hell if I should
know but I think we broke him!” Kakashi shouted.
“Well, what should
we do?”
“Ummmmm, run?”
And that is how
Kakashi and Gaara eloped to
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mso-bidi-font-family:"Arial Unicode MS"'>, Naruto wannabe future Hokage came to
be known as Lord of all Evil Naruto and Sasuke became the flower princess of
the realm of Falalalalaa.
THE END of Strange
Hotels
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Authors Note: Hehe…
Alright obviously that’s not the end but if I don’t get some sleep soon I’m
liable to turn Kakashi into the masked Wallmart smiley who torments small
children by telling them Santa Clause is a character in Come Come Paradise.
Anyrate, see ya next chapter (It’s a real one I promise). Well I’ll see you
next time if Sasuke hasn’t found out about the flower princess remark. lol.
*authoress hears
noise and turns head*
“Ah Sasuke… you’re…
here.”
*Sasuke activates
the sharingan*
“Sasuke it was a
joke- point the Chidori elsewhere-
c’mon where’s your sense of humor?”
*evil red glare*
“I don’t have a sense of humor.”
*authoress strikes thoughtful pose*
“Well that’s true. I mean, that has been proven, used and
immortalized in fanfic over fanfic ov-“
*Sasuke’s glare intensifies*
“oh… shit.”
*Authoress runs*
*Sasuke chases*
“Come back here!”
“NOOOOO! I must live
so I can slash up you and Naruto’s relationship even more!”
*angry ninja runs faster*
(angry ninjas run fast)
Why do I say these
things that piss the angsty ninja
off even more!
So I’ll see you next chapter… if I can make it to the next
chapter.
“There you are!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”