Kiba Porn

Author's Note: This one is a semi-sequel to my chaptered fic 'Orochimaru's Booby Trap'. xP

"Hey, Naruto. You ever think about... that?"

Naruto broke off his eating, noodles sticking out of his mouth. "Mwuh?"

Kiba's eyebrow twitched. "Finish your food, dumbass."

Naruto gave him a glare but brought the bowl up to his mouth and quickly polished off his fourth bowl of ramen for the day. "Thinking about what now?"

Kiba growled, but sat there on the Ichiraku stool, twirling his chopsticks in his beef ramen. "You ever think about that... trap of Orochimaru's we got caught in that one time?"

Naruto closed his eyes in thought for a moment, before opening them up brightly and saying, "Oh! You mean when we both got stripped butt-naked and then tentacles were jammed up our---mph!"

Kiba had clamped a hand over Naruto's mouth. "YES, idiot! That!" He resisted the urge to throttle the blond, but settled on sighing heavily. The moron had no sense of tact.

Naruto bit Kiba's hand and he let go with a curse.

"Heheh, what about it? Man, that was pretty messed up, right?" Naruto chuckled at the memory. One of his more interesting missions, that was for sure. "Heyyy, is this why you invited me to get lunch with you!? To ask about that?"

Kiba nursed his bitten hand. "Yeah... I guess." He frowned. How to go about phrasing this in a way that didn't make him sound like some kind of fucked up guy with domination fantasies?

He didn't have to think long, because moments later Naruto had his arm slung around Kiba's shoulders. He leaned in close to Kiba and said in a conspiratorial whisper, "I gotta tell you, man. Thinking about that mission STILL gives me hard-on."

"Shit.. Y-you too?" Kiba stammered. So it wasn't just him!

Naruto nodded. "To tell the truth..." he looked around to ensure there were no eavesdroppers listening in. Then he leaned even closer to Kiba than before, making it clear to anyone who might be watching them that Naruto was relaying Highly Confidential Information. "These days I think I jerk off to tentacles fucking my butt more than I ever did thinking about Sakura-chan."

Okay, that was a little bit TOO much information. But it'd got the point across and now Kiba felt more comfortable about his own... fantasies. "Yeah? I thought it was just me... But... Crap! Everytime I think about that damn mission I spring a bone like you wouldn't fucking believe!"

Naruto nodded and grinned. "And I could bet you a month's worth of ramen that Shikamaru and Fuzzy-brows are the same way, too. Heheh. Those horny dogs."

"Man..." Kiba said, at a loss for words. "Geez, and here I thought I was some kinda weirdo. Not even Akamaru gets why I thought it was so fucking hot..."

Naruto regarded Kiba with a small grin on his face.

Kiba frowned in Naruto's general direction. "What the hell are you looking at me like that for?" he said grumpily.

"Hey, why don't you swing by Sai's place later on? I think he's got something he could show you over there." Naruto said, a hint of mischief turning up in his eyes.

"Sai? What the hell could that guy have to show me?" Kiba didn't know Sai all that well. He'd just been around him long enough to know that he was a little... odd.

"Just show up in a couple hours, ne? Trust me, you'll like it!" Naruto said, standing up and dashing off in the direction of Sai's home. "Ne, the ramen's all on your tab, right Kiba?" he shouted over his shoulder with a laugh.

"What? HEY! HELL NO. GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, UZAMAKI!"

***

Kiba huffed as he knocked on the door to Sai's place. He still didn't know what he was doing here, or what Naruto could have meant when he'd said that Sai had something to "show" him. It all suspiciously felt like a waste of time to the Inuzuka, and he suspected it was one of the blond's idiot pranks.

A few seconds later the door was answered by Sai, still looking as pale as ever. He looked kind of like Uchiha Sasuke, Kiba supposed, if Uchiha got a freaking hair cut and enjoyed dressing up as a flaming gay man. They smelled completely different, though. "Ah, Kiba-kun. Naruto told me to expect you. Please, come in."

"Great..." Kiba replied, walking into the house behind Sai. It was a big place, bigger than he'd expect from someone living alone. All kinds of paintings and canvases covered almost every surface, all done in black ink. Kiba whistled noncommitally. Art wasn't really his thing. "So what exactly are we doing here, Sai?"

"Naruto told me you'd be interested in seeing one of my painting that he recently commisioned from me." Sai replied, walking over to a large painting in the corner conspicuously covered by a large draping sheet.

Kiba blinked, then guffawed. "Naruto comissioned something off you? Hah! Half the time that guy can't even afford rent."

Sai smiled. "Naruto is my friend. I refused his offer of payment, and insisted on making it as a gift for him."

"Huh... Yeah?" Kiba said. Maybe his first impression of the 'pretty' guy had been wrong. "Hey, uh... that's pretty good of you, man."

Sai simply smiled. Did he ever stop with the smiling?

Kiba shifted his weight. "So, uh... Where's the painting, then?"

"Right here." Sai said, lifting the cloth off the painting and sweeping it back with a flourish. "Naruto seemed to enjoy it very much when he saw it."

Kiba could see why.

On the large canvas was an incredibly detailed depiction of the very same tentacles he and Naruto had ran into on their mission. Snake-like and wet with lubricant, and coiled around... Kiba blinked. He couldn't believe it! There was him and Naruto, naked and struggling just like they had on that day! And with raging erections between their legs! "Wh-what the hell!? Naruto wanted you to draw this?!"

Sai nodded. "Yes. He said he wanted it for... what was the term he used...? 'Beating off to'...? He seemed quite happy with it. He even asked to be left alone with it for a short while once I showed it to him so he could adequately enjoy it. He really did seem happy, I could hear him moaning in appreciation from the next room."

Kiba could well imagine what Naruto had done once he was alone with the painting. "Geez, that's..." his voice trailed off. Looking at the painting, he couldn't even muster up the energy to criticize the horny blond. Fuck, just looking at the piece of art had his own dick straining against his pants. Every detail was spot on. It must have been a trick of the light, but he could swear it looked like the tentacles were moving inside that picture, glistening...

"Er... uh, SO." he said, shaking his head briskly in an effort to snap himself out of his bone-ified stupor. "Naruto asked you to put him and me in there, too... all, fuck, ass naked and everything?"

Sai nodded again. "He gave me a very detailed description of what he wanted on the canvas, though sometimes they were a little... difficult to make sense of. He made his descriptions of both your bodies especially clear though."

Kiba peered at the painting again. Shit, however Naruto had described the two of them, it had been enough to get the painting was spot-on. Kiba had checked himself out enough times in the bathroom mirror after coming out of the shower to know that the 'artistic rendition' he was viewing was bizarrely accurate. Hell, and he even looked damn sexy there too, if he said so himself. Kiba tried not to think about how Naruto could apparently supply a remarkably detailed description of his naked, writhing body on demand, and whether or not that was at all messed up, and focus on what was really important here.

"Hey! How come Naruto's got a bigger dick than I do!?"

Ahh, male pride.

Sai smiled. "Naruto was very adamant that there should be a clear size discrepency between both your penises."

"Dude, now THAT's messed up." Kiba scowled darkly at his inked-in member. "Friggen' jerkwad, I'm gonna beat his ass for that." He cracked his knuckles. Sure, he and Naruto had held a 'Who's Bigger?' contest years back when on a mission alone together, but that didn't mean the fox-retard had to rub his nose in it every chance he got...

"... The best part about this painting though, is that I used my special ink when I painted it." Sai was saying.

Kiba turned. "Huh? Special paint?"

"Yes. It... Well, you could say it adds life to my artwork."

Cocking his head, Kiba asked, "How'd you mean?"

"Hmmm... how to explain." Sai pondered. "Ah! I could simply show you."

Kiba furrowed his brow in puzzlement as he watched Sai walk calmly to the painting. He stopped there, and made a simple seal. "Naruto told me you'd like this part the best," Sai said with another smile. Then, before Kiba's eyes, the--- the tentacles started moving! For real! Out of the canvas! And going right for him!

"W-woah! What the hell-!" Kiba said, before being grabbed by the many slimy organs. Wasting no time, the inky tentacles slithered under his clothes, wrapping themselves around his hard body. Their texture was different from the ones he remembered, feeling less scaly and more... he didn't know what. Like solid ink? But they moved the exact same way as Orochimaru's, and were just as strong, too. "Why-- Guormph!" his words were interrupted by a tentacle pushing directly into his mouth.

Sai watched appraisingly as the tentacles shut Kiba up, then began removing clothes from the Inuzuka's muscular body. As soon as the man's rounded buttocks was exposed, another tentacle shot up between them, entering Kiba with an almost 'squishing' sound. Kiba let out a muffled groan at that. When two tentacles hooked into each side of Kiba's pants and drew them the the rest of the way down his flexing thighs, his sizeable erection bounced free from it's confines to stand straight up in the air.

As the black tentacles began thrusting into the moaning Kiba, leaving inky marks everywhere they touched his wriggling nude body, Sai glanced back and forth from Kiba's hard penis in front of him to the penis he'd drawn in his painting, comparing the two.

Yes, he'd definately have to adjust the one he'd painted. The will of the commisioner was important, true, but Sai really was a stickler for accuracy in cases like these.