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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,045
Reviews:
45
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Fifth Giggle
A/N: well, here's another one that i received inspiration for, and i wrote it during class today. i actually scrapped two other ideas before i finally settled on this one. i hope you all enjoy! and please, if you have any ideas that you'd like me to try, leave them in a review and i'll do my best!
thanks for all your wonderful reviews! i'm so glad i could make you all laugh!
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Fifth Giggle: Truthful Lie
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Naruto was incapable of telling a lie. He was just so innocent and got so flustered when confronted with a situation that called for a lie that no one ever believed him.
That was why Sasuke told him to keep his mouth shut when they finally arrived at Sakura’s house. They were still wary of telling everyone that they were lovers, and if they hoped to keep that secret tonight at the party, Sasuke would be the one doing the talking.
“So, why are we late? It’ll be good to at least let me in on the lie so I can react accordingly.”
Sasuke scowled a bit, not yet sure what their story would be since he was still too occupied with what had actually happened. How could he not be?
He’d been forcibly thrown onto their bed and stripped, ordered not to move as hands and fingers and mouth and teeth and, gods, tongue tortured him as they roamed his body; as those hands stroked his weeping cock; as those fingers tickled his sensitive sides; as that mouth sucked at his neck; as those teeth bit gently at his nipples; as that tongue invaded him, dipped ferociously into his mouth, his ear, his navel, his dripping slit, and eventually his ass.
Gods, Sasuke was so fucking aroused just thinking about it.
And then he’d been flipped over, ordered to kneel and not move, and that tongue returned to his ass, invading deeper than before, making Sasuke cry out in pleasure.
When Naruto’s tongue had retreated, pulling a displeased whine from Sasuke, those fingers had pushed in, slicked by lube, and had given a cursory stretch before Naruto had rammed his huge cock into his ass, making Sasuke scream in pleasure from the pain of the intrusion.
After that, it had been a mindless rut, with Sasuke chanting his lover’s name and begging for things he couldn’t remember now. All he could really remember, besides the mind-numbing ecstasy, was the way Naruto had slammed into his body, the blonde’s full, hot balls colliding with his own heated flesh. And, gods, the man’s stamina! Naruto had pounded into him for what seemed hours to the Uchiha.
And that’s why they were now late for Sakura’s party, not that Sasuke cared. He was ignorant of Sakura’s sensibilities on the best of days, but he’d been recently fucked senseless, and he was still in that semi blessed-out mindset.
“Um, I’m not sure yet.”
Naruto snorted, mumbling something about the great Uchiha not being prepared as the headlights of the car bounced off the shiny red steel of Sakura’s Cadillac. The blonde parked and turned the car off, raising a brow at Sasuke before exiting his side, the message a clear, “Here goes nothing.”
And nothing was precisely what it was since Sasuke still had no idea what he was going to say, which wasn’t like him at all, if Naruto’s accusations about him always having something to say were to be believed.
The door was in front of them, and then the hostess and a loud cheer of welcome from the other partygoers were greeting them. Sasuke was starting to get a bit worried as he stepped into Sakura’s living room, seeing as how even Kakashi had made it to the party before them.
“So, Naruto, what took you guys so long?”
Sasuke froze for an instant, trying to come up with something quickly. Dammit, he never should have let Naruto throw him into bed in the first place!
He turned as calmly as he could to look at his lover and saw blue eyes staring at him imploringly. At least, they did for a second. A smooth grin stretched over Naruto’s face, a peculiar light entering those beautiful eyes as they turned back to regard Sakura.
“Nothing really. Just a little rear-end collision.”
~owari~
thanks for all your wonderful reviews! i'm so glad i could make you all laugh!
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Fifth Giggle: Truthful Lie
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Naruto was incapable of telling a lie. He was just so innocent and got so flustered when confronted with a situation that called for a lie that no one ever believed him.
That was why Sasuke told him to keep his mouth shut when they finally arrived at Sakura’s house. They were still wary of telling everyone that they were lovers, and if they hoped to keep that secret tonight at the party, Sasuke would be the one doing the talking.
“So, why are we late? It’ll be good to at least let me in on the lie so I can react accordingly.”
Sasuke scowled a bit, not yet sure what their story would be since he was still too occupied with what had actually happened. How could he not be?
He’d been forcibly thrown onto their bed and stripped, ordered not to move as hands and fingers and mouth and teeth and, gods, tongue tortured him as they roamed his body; as those hands stroked his weeping cock; as those fingers tickled his sensitive sides; as that mouth sucked at his neck; as those teeth bit gently at his nipples; as that tongue invaded him, dipped ferociously into his mouth, his ear, his navel, his dripping slit, and eventually his ass.
Gods, Sasuke was so fucking aroused just thinking about it.
And then he’d been flipped over, ordered to kneel and not move, and that tongue returned to his ass, invading deeper than before, making Sasuke cry out in pleasure.
When Naruto’s tongue had retreated, pulling a displeased whine from Sasuke, those fingers had pushed in, slicked by lube, and had given a cursory stretch before Naruto had rammed his huge cock into his ass, making Sasuke scream in pleasure from the pain of the intrusion.
After that, it had been a mindless rut, with Sasuke chanting his lover’s name and begging for things he couldn’t remember now. All he could really remember, besides the mind-numbing ecstasy, was the way Naruto had slammed into his body, the blonde’s full, hot balls colliding with his own heated flesh. And, gods, the man’s stamina! Naruto had pounded into him for what seemed hours to the Uchiha.
And that’s why they were now late for Sakura’s party, not that Sasuke cared. He was ignorant of Sakura’s sensibilities on the best of days, but he’d been recently fucked senseless, and he was still in that semi blessed-out mindset.
“Um, I’m not sure yet.”
Naruto snorted, mumbling something about the great Uchiha not being prepared as the headlights of the car bounced off the shiny red steel of Sakura’s Cadillac. The blonde parked and turned the car off, raising a brow at Sasuke before exiting his side, the message a clear, “Here goes nothing.”
And nothing was precisely what it was since Sasuke still had no idea what he was going to say, which wasn’t like him at all, if Naruto’s accusations about him always having something to say were to be believed.
The door was in front of them, and then the hostess and a loud cheer of welcome from the other partygoers were greeting them. Sasuke was starting to get a bit worried as he stepped into Sakura’s living room, seeing as how even Kakashi had made it to the party before them.
“So, Naruto, what took you guys so long?”
Sasuke froze for an instant, trying to come up with something quickly. Dammit, he never should have let Naruto throw him into bed in the first place!
He turned as calmly as he could to look at his lover and saw blue eyes staring at him imploringly. At least, they did for a second. A smooth grin stretched over Naruto’s face, a peculiar light entering those beautiful eyes as they turned back to regard Sakura.
“Nothing really. Just a little rear-end collision.”
~owari~