Naruto - Vampire Hunter

Author's Notes:

Phew, sorry about the wait. Last week was so hectic I got nothing done. I'll keep this short and just do a few quick review response.

Cheshire666: I wouldn't worry... I have an overactive drool gland and I'm still alive =)

Lane: *checks his pants* Nope, no fangirl here. =p Hopefully this chapter will make up for the lack of kissing in the last one.

And again, thank you for all the reviews so far, keep them coming!

Disclaimer I'm currently working on a scheme involving lots of hot mansex to make Naruto + Sasuke mine. Until then they belong to someone else :(
Warning Incoming naughty thoughts!

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Chapter 5

Naruto was roused from his sleep by the smell of bacon. The blond’s stomach growled its approval at the smell. His eyes opened slowly at first, for fear of any bright lights.

“Morning Naruto.” Sai walked into the bedroom carrying a tray of bacon sandwiches and coffee. He crouched at the side of the small futon and placed the tray on the floor next to it. “Hungry?”

“Starving.” As Naruto sat up a sharp pain shot through his head. “Agh! Got any aspirin?” The pale boy handed him two small, white tablets and a glass of water from the tray. “Thanks.”

The hungry blond soon devoured the bacon sandwiches. Content, he laid his head back against the wall and let out a short sigh.

“So do you want to talk about it?” The confused look on Naruto’s face said that his memory of last night’s events wasn’t quite perfect. “About your little confession.”

Blond eyebrows furrowed as he recalled the previous night. We were drinking… it was raining… I, oh- “Fuck.”

“I’d love to but I don’t think it would help.” The blond hung his head in shame. “Look, if you’re not ready to talk about it then don’t. But just remember that I’m here for you when you’re ready.”

Sai stood and walked into the kitchen, taking with him the empty tray and one of the cups of coffee. A rather confused and emotional Naruto was left to contemplate his sexuality.

I can’t be gay… I just can’t. I promised granny, I gave her my word. I can’t go back on that. But, how do I stop these feelings?

“Naruto,” the blonde looked up. He could barely make out Sai’s face peering around the door through the tears that flooded his eyes. “I have to go into work, there’s a truckload of alcohol coming in and the only other staff available are daylight challenged. Are you gonna be okay here alone?” Naruto gave a quick nod. “I probably wont be back today so I’ll leave my spare key on the kitchen counter.”

Naruto looked down again. A pair of pale arms wrapped around him gently. “Whatever you decide I’m here for you.” With those words Sai planted a quick kiss on Naruto’s temple. “I need to go now.” The pale boy paused at the doorway and looked worriedly at his friend. “I’ll call you later.”

Once again Naruto was left alone with his thoughts.

Flashback

“Do you have a girlfriend yet, Naruto?” An old woman lay in her bed. Her grey hair was neatly tied into a bun atop her head and fell in bangs either side of her face.

“No granny.” Naruto wiped a cold cloth across her forehead.

“Why ever not? I imagine you have tons of admirers.”

“I do, I’m just not interested in them. And I’m always so busy at work I don’t really have time for relationships.”

“You’re so much like your father, always busy hunting.” The old woman hacked and spluttered. “You’re the last Uzumaki now, you’re the only one to carry on the family name.”

“I know granny, but I won’t rest until I find that monster. He took mom and dad away… I have to find him and…”

“Naruto, promise… promise me you’ll settle down before you get yourself killed. Promise me you’ll marry and have kids of your own.”

“I promise.”

End flashback

Naruto pulled the bed covers over him tightly. Heavy eyelids closed over his bloodshot eyes. “Granny, what should I do?” The blond whispered into the silence as sleep finally took him.

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Naruto was rudely awoken by a loud buzzing noise. He rolled over to see where it was coming from and found his mobile vibrating noisily on the floor next to him. A quick look at the screen revealed that Sai was calling him and that it was already five-thirty.

“How are you feeling, Naruto?”

“Better, thanks. I had a dream about granny Chiyo, it was like she was trying to give me advice from the other side.” The blond scratched his head; the dream still didn’t quite make sense to him yet. All he knew was that hearing her voice had comforted him.

“I’m kinda swamped right now so you’ll have to tell me about it later. Anyway, I think we might have a lead on Orochimaru.”

“Really? That’s great! What did you find out?”

“I can’t go into the details right now but one of the local werewolves claims to know where he’s hiding out. Look, I gotta go before the boss’ servant finds out I’m not working. Meet me at Twist at eleven, I’ll explain everything there.”

Naruto opened his mouth to reply but was interrupted by a female voice letting him know that Sai had already hung up. The blonde found his clothes from the previous night in a small pile near the larger bed. As he crouched down to pick them up his eyes caught sight of something orange peeking out from beneath a pile of dirty bed sheets nearby.

“Sai owns something orange? And here I thought the only colour he knew was black.“ Curiosity got the better of the boy, his hand reached into the pile of cloth to grab hold of the large, rubber- “Holy shit!” Naruto’s hands reflexively threw the offending object out of his hands and onto the bed. A crimson flush spread through his entire body as his mind struggled to accept what lay before him; a rather large, bright-orange, rubber dick. “Fuck… how does that even fit in someone’s- Oh god, I touched it… it’s probably been used!”

The mental images that came with that thought were definitely not wanted. Naruto picked up the dildo between two fingers and carefully placed it back under the dirty sheets. As soon as the object left his hands he quickly rushed into the adjoining bathroom and turned the shower onto cold. The freezing water helped to wash away the scalding heat that coated his skin.

Satisfied that his body was no longer tainted by the touch of the dirty toy Naruto stepped out of the shower. Beads of water meandered down his caramel skin, tracing the defined muscles. With a towel wrapped loosely around his waist he walked back into the bedroom. His eyes avoided the pile of sheets in the corner. He crouched by the futon to pick up his mobile; the screen flashed to life showing that he had six missed calls, all from the same person… Tsunade.

“FUCK! I FORGOT ABOUT WORK!”

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Naruto bolted down the narrow corridor, barely managing to dodge the oncoming office workers. The long passageway finally opened up into a small reception area. A young woman with shoulder-length, black hair sat behind a desk typing away. She paused briefly to examine the blur of orange and black that burst into the waiting area.

“Good evening, Naruto.”

“Evening, Shizune. Is Tsunade in her office?” The blond panted heavily.

“She is. One moment and I’ll let her know you’re here.”

“Thanks.”

The raven-haired woman’s finger expertly danced over the keyboard, hitting keys with lightning speed. Her fingers came to a halt suddenly. She reached for the small phone to her side, pressing a large red button as she picked up the receiver and placed it next to her ear.

“Naruto is here to see you, shall I-”

“NARUTOOO!” Shizune was cut off by the loud scream coming from the nearby office. The door swung open.

“I’m screwed…” A small bead of sweat formed on the blond’s forehead. The woman stood before him gritted her teeth furiously. Her hands gripped the wood of the doorframe, almost crushing it. Tsunade stomped towards the quivering boy and grabbed him by wrist. She pulled Naruto into the office and slammed the door behind her. Turning, she flung Naruto into a chair.

“Where the hell have you been, brat? You should have been here three hours ago!”

“I was working!” The blond protested. “I got a lead on the Sarutobi case.”

“I’ll believe that when I see it! You might be one of our top hunters but when it comes to gathering intelligence you’re about as useful as a string condom.” Naruto squeaked as Tsunade slammed one of her hands into her desk. “Enough of the excuses, where were you?”

“I really did get a lead.” Tsunade cocked an eyebrow at this.

“Fine, humour me. What did you find out?”

“Well, there’s this werewolf that claims to know where Orochimaru is.” Tsunade’s eyebrow twitched. A vein in her forehead pulsed wildly, threatening to burst. Her arms unfolded as she grabbed the front of Naruto’s shirt, dragging him to his feet and slamming him against a wall. Naruto gasped at the sharp pain in his back and the momentary loss of breath.

“That’s the best you could come up with? You just lost your next two days off, brat!” Tsunade released her grip and walked over to her desk. She crouched behind the desk. When she came back up she was holding a large bottle of sake. “Since you’re already involved in it I’m assigning you to the Sarutobi case full-time. Now get out before I decide to punch that pretty little face of yours.”

Naruto gulped. He quickly turned and fled from the office with his tail between his legs. With the door safely between him and the monster he called his boss he let out a long sigh. Shizune turned to face him.

“How did it go?” The blond thought about the question for a moment.

“Pretty well… she only slammed me into a wall this time.” Shizune laughed. Being slammed into a wall was definitely getting off light by Tsunade’s standards.

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Naruto walked alone down an almost empty street. After his encounter with Tsunade he had finally been able to go back home for a change of clothes. A black and orange jacket was left mostly unzipped. Underneath a black fishnet top left very little to the imagination. A pair of dark, not-quite-black jeans hugged his ass, flaring a little past the knee. The blond approached a small club. A bright yellow, neon sign flashed above the entrance, “Twist”.

With it being a Wednesday there were very few people inside. A few small groups of friends sat around low tables on black, leather sofas. The bartender sat on a small stool reading a newspaper. Naruto walked up to the bar, his eyes searching for Sai. A pair of brown eyes looked up from the newspaper to see Naruto waiting at the bar, his fingers tapping impatiently.

“How troublesome.” The bartender folded his newspaper neatly and placed it under his arm as he made his way behind the bar. “What’ll it be?”

“Budweiser, please Shika.” Shikamaru reached into a small, refrigerated unit and pulled out a bottle. He removed the cap and handed it to the blond. A quick exchange of notes and coins later and Naruto made his way to one of the small sofas, one with a good view of the entrance so he could watch for his perverted friend.

The beat of dance music pulsed quietly through the club, mingling with the sound of laughter and gossiping. Naruto took a small swig of his beer, the icy-cool liquid bringing a quick sigh from his lips. He leaned back against the black leather. A warm breath brushed against his ear. “Nice to see you again, moron.”

Naruto jumped up from his seat and turned to face the pale boy. “What are you doing here, asshole?”

“Probably the same thing you are, idiot. I’m waiting for Sai.” Sasuke moved around the startled blond to sprawl across the sofa opposite him. His long-sleeved black shirt billowed open to reveal large expanses of pale, flawless skin.

Naruto’s eyes lingered on the sight before him. God, he really is beautiful. Black eyes caught his own. His blue eyes shifted uneasily as he sat back down. Sasuke flashed him an arrogant smirk, pleased with the reaction he was getting from the blond. Naruto took a long drink from his bottle. “I thought you were too scared to help.”

Sasuke’s smirk quickly turned into a scowl. “Hn.”

They sat in silence, waiting. The tension between the two was almost palpable. Naruto allowed his mind to wander, anything to distract him from ‘the dick’ in front of him. Bad choice of words…really, really bad choice!

“Don’t think too hard, moron. You might bust a blood vessel.”

“Fuck you.” The blond retorted.

The raven stretched out across the sofa, rolling over onto his stomach and lifting his ass slightly into the air. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

Naruto opened his mouth to say something but every comeback he could think of involved the word ‘fuck’ or ‘screw’. The blond folded his arms as he looked around for a clock. Eleven-thirty. Where the hell is Sai?

Sasuke watched the blond curiously. Maybe he’s not gay. Wait, what am I thinking? He’s wearing fishnet… maybe, he doesn’t know yet? A grin creeped across Sasuke’s face. Only one way to find out.

“Naruto?” The blond turned to face him.

“What?” He spat out as he reached for his drink.

“Are you gay?” Naruto choked on a mouthful of beer.

“You can’t just turn round and ask someone that!”

“I just did. So are you?”

“No! I mean… I dunno.” Naruto looked down at the floor. “I only just started accepting that I might be.”

Sasuke did a little victory dance in his mind. He stood and walked over the small table between them, sitting himself down next to Naruto. “Maybe you need to… experiment a little?”

“What the hell?! First you try to kiss me, then you start being an asshole and now you’re acting like Sai has you possessed.”

“You’re curious, aren’t you?” Sasuke ran his hand lightly up the inside of the blond’s thigh. A small shiver raced up Naruto’s spine, eliciting a small moan from his mouth. Sasuke’s hand was swatted away as it got dangerously close to his crotch. “Don’t you want to know for sure?” Naruto nodded. “So what’s stopping you?” A pale hand reached up to stroke messy, blond spikes.

“I made a promise to my grandma before she died. I promised to marry and carry on the family name.”

“And you think another guy can’t give you a family?” Naruto nodded again. “Naruto, being gay doesn’t stop you from having kids of your own; there's always surrogacy.” Sasuke’s hand moved from the back of Naruto’s head, brushing lightly across his chin and tilting his head up. The raven’s lips inched closer, his eyes glued to the sparkling, blue jewels in front of him. His lips brushed Naruto’s, leaving a small tingling sensation behind.

The blond jerked back from the contact. “Don’t.” His voice was shaky.

“Just a kiss Naruto, nothing more. You want to know for sure, right?” Sasuke moved a hand to cup the side of Naruto’s face, his thumb tracing one of the small scars. His lips pressed against the blond’s. He drew the other boy’s lower lip into his mouth, nibbling on it gently.

“Ngh.” Naruto could feel something warm and wet press between his lips. The tongue pressed impatiently, trying to gain entrance.

“Moron.”

“Ass-” Sasuke took the opening and dived into the warmth. His tongue snaked around the blond’s, coaxing him to move it. Naruto could feel his self-control crumble around him, his body slowly turning to jelly as the invading tongue probed inside him. Sasuke leaned into him, forcing the blond onto his back. The leather creaked and groaned under them. Sasuke inhaled sharply as he rode Naruto down, the scent of the other boy was intoxicating. He smelt of sunshine, if sunshine had a smell, but underneath it was a musky scent that screamed 'fuck me'.

A pale hand found the zipper on Naruto’s jacket and pulled at it. The hand wandered up the blond’s stomach to find a hard nipple peeking out of the revealing top. A finger flicked across it. Naruto moaned into the kiss as the finger repeated its assault on the sensitive bud.

Sasuke broke the kiss, his lips trailed down the blond’s neck. Naruto lifted his head; dark eyes stared into his own as lips clamped around the nipple. The raven sucked hard whilst sweeping his tongue across the tip. A mixture of pleasure and pain made Naruto cry out. His back arched. Hands tangled themselves in black hair, pressing Sasuke into him. Teeth grazed against the skin as Sasuke released his hold on the nipple. His hand immediately replaced his lips, pinching and rubbing at the sore skin.

“Nnghh… fuck.” Naruto’s breath was ragged. A pale face hovered above his. Sasuke’s lips crashed down. The blond responded, pressing himself into the kiss. Their tongues met halfway, dancing around each other. Naruto could feel his heart beating hard against his chest.

Sasuke pulled away again. His lips locked around the pulse on Naruto’s neck. The blonde threw his head back, his eyes fluttered, barely registering the man stood watching and tapping his foot.

“Ahem.” The raven drew back, his eyes shooting daggers at the man who dared to interrupt him. Naruto’s eyes slowly focused. Shikamaru stood over him, not looking too happy. “There’s a phone call for you, Naruto.” The bartender walked away muttering something about troublesome people. Sasuke continued to glare at the man’s back until a pair of hands pushed him backwards.

“Bastard, you said ‘just a kiss’!” The blond stood and straightened his clothes. A small red mark blossomed on the side of his neck. He began to zip up his jacket. The rough material rubbed against the molested nipple making him wince.

“Hn. I didn’t see you trying to stop me.”

“How am I supposed to think when you’re doing that?” Naruto turned and walked towards the bar, not giving the raven a chance to answer.

Behind him Sasuke stretched out across the sofa and let out a long sigh. His hard dick strained against his tight jeans. He’d been very careful not to brush it against the blonde and scare him. I will make you mine, Naruto. He rolled over to see Naruto picking up the phone at the bar. His imagination was working overtime, contemplating different plans to make the blond his.

Naruto dropped the phone suddenly and rushed towards Sasuke. “We gotta go now! It’s Sai.” Naruto’s voice trailed off into an incoherent mumble.

“Slow down, I can’t understand you.” Sasuke jumped up from his seat and placed a hand on each of Naruto’s shoulders. Shit, he’s shaking. “Was that Sai on the phone?”

“No, it was a woman. She said she’s kidnapped Sai!” Naruto was almost hysterical. “She said something about it being my fault for stealing from her.” The blond grabbed one of Sasuke’s arms pulling him towards the exit. “We have to hurry. If I don’t get there quick she’s going to start hurting him.”

“Wait, Naruto! What else did she say? Do you know who it is?” The raven’s feet struggled to keep up with the blond.

“She said to meet her at an old warehouse by the docks. And no, I don’t know her. Said her name was Sakura or something.”

Sasuke froze in the exit. “Sakura? Oh, fuck!”

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Author's notes
YES! SASUNARU MAKE-OUT SESSION!!! I hope that makes up for how long it took me to update. This is the first time I ever wrote anything like this so feel free to tell me if there's something you think I can improve on.

And I will say this now, I don't like Sakura. So there will be some Sakura bashing... well, not really bashing her, I just wanted to make her a bad guy for this fic.

ばいばい(⌒ー⌒)ﾉ~~~ *waves goodbye*
(that says byebye for those who can't read hiragana)