My Boy Next Door

Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or My Paranoid Next Door Neighbor. They belong to Kishimoto Mashashi and Kazuka Minami respectively; I'm just borrowing the characters and worlds and bending them after my own twisted pleasure.


Warning - Boyxboy, meaning yaoi. ooc characters, foul language, sexual situations and all that jazz.


Beta’d – Unbeta’d for now but I’ll get the edited chapter up as soon as possible.


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Again more angst and not so much naughtiness in this chapter, I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway. Go on…Read!


Chapter 5.

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining from a cloudless dark blue sky and the air was as crisp and clean as it only is in the fall. The trees were all yellow, orange and red and had started to lose their leaves. Naruto basked in the wonder of the sunny day and nature’s colors as he walked next to Sai on their way to the back garden.


When they had almost made it to the garden they heard arguing voices behind some bushes.


“Baby just lay down, don’t you want me?” Naruto heard a voice saying.


“I don’t want to lie down…I will get grass in my hair and LEAVES too. Do you have any idea how long it will take me to get the knots out?” Another voice complained.


Aw come on now sugarlips. What if I lie down and you ride me…Will that be okay?” The first voice said again. Naruto couldn’t help but think that there was something familiar with the voices. Before the mystery persons had a chance to say anything else Sai called out.


“Gaara, Neji get your asses out of the bushes now! Nobody wants to hear you fuck.” Naruto couldn’t help the pink that spread over his cheeks at Sai’s language.


Two boys appeared from behind the bushes, one with short red hair and startling green eyes and the other with long mahogany brown hair and pale eyes. Naruto recognized them as two of the boys that had tried to molest him when he’d been in the advanced section for the first time looking for Sasuke. The boys didn’t seem too happy with being interrupted and they glared at Sai. “What the fuck Sai!” The redhead spat. “I was just gonna get me some and you come and ruin it all.”


“Whatever Gaara.” Sai replied. “To make it better I can loan you my key to the gym storage, there are lots of yoga mats in there than you can fuck on and nobody has to get grass in their hair.” At the last statement Neji brightened and ran his fingers through his long silky tresses. (Naruto had never seen anyone that obsessed with his hair besides Haku.) “Yeah come on Gaara.” Neji said. “Let’s go inside…You can have me on my back in no time.” Gaara seemed happy at that thought and took the key that Sai held out to him. Neji studied Naruto closely. “Sunshine boy is more than welcome to join us.” He said. “That bright hair and golden skin is gorgeous. Besides it’s not fair that we can’t have him, first Sasuke interrupts our fun and now you want him all to yourself…” Neji pouted and pointed at Sai.


“Well you can’t have him.” Sai said and pulled Naruto closer to his side. “Now get out of here before I change my mind and take the key back.”


Both Neji and Gaara seemed scared that they would lose their private place to have a little tryst so with one last longing look towards Naruto they turned around and walked the path back to school. Naruto watched them walk away as he stepped away from Sai, then they continued their way to the back garden where they sat down on a stone bench and packed up their lunch. Naruto suddenly became aware of how quiet it was and how totally alone he was with Sai at the moment. Sai seemed so different today then he had been yesterday, Naruto couldn’t place his finger on it but something was off with the dark haired boy today. He seemed so serious though he tried to hide it behind jokes and rude comments.


Naruto sat eating his lunch and tried to ignore Sai to the best of his abilities. The dark haired boy was just weird. First he had brought Naruto here because said he had something to tell him and when they were finally here the boy hadn’t said a word, he just sat there staring at Naruto with large dark brown eyes that didn’t even seem to blink. It was creeping Naruto out. Naruto looked away from Sai and popped another onigiri in his mouth.


“Hey Naruto.” Sai said. “Can I have a taste of your lunch?”


“No!” Was Naruto’s short reply. He couldn’t believe this guy, first dragging him out here then staring at him and now trying to mooch of his lunch. The creep had his own food dammit!


“So what did you want to talk about?” Naruto asked trying to get Sai to talk.


“Hmm.” Sai said drinking from his juice carton and looking up at the blue sky. “I hadn’t really thought about anything. What do you think we should talk about?


Naruto had the sudden urge to stab Sai with his butter knife. What the hell was wrong with this dude? He felt himself shaking with anger as he turned to Sai and gave him the deadliest glare he could muster. Unfortunately Sai seemed as unimpressed with Naruto’s glares as Sasuke.


“Ooh I know.” Sai said looking happy. “Let’s talk about sex!”


“Hmpf... Who’d want to talk about that?” Naruto said trying to look normal and to fight down the blush that had appeared just by the mention of the three letter word.


“So you’re not interested? Even if it’s about Sasuke?” Sai asked looking curious. “Don’t you want to know what our relationship really is?”


“That again…” Naruto said trying to sound bored and uninterested and failing miserably. “I don’t really care what goes on with you guys.” This statement lost some of its credibility as Naruto was clenching his fists so hard that his knuckles were turning white.


Sai smirked as he saw Naruto’s reaction. “Well I’m going to tell you anyway, all you have to do is listen. “Me and Sasuke have been classmates for three years. He was the first who bothered to befriend me when I came here in freshman year. The other students didn’t seem to like me much but Sasuke spoke to me and gave me a chance. Sasuke is a good guy, I like him!!!” Sai said looking more sincere than Naruto had ever seen him.


Naruto didn’t know why but at Sai’s words his heart started thumping and he got a lump in his throat. He wasn’t sure that he wanted to hear any more of what Sai had to say but he couldn’t just up and walk away either. He tried to swallow the lump in his throat and listen to Sai.


“My first impression of Sasuke was that he had cold eyes.” Sai continued. “But after speaking to him we got along. He’s tall, cool…I had fun being with him and when Sasuke accepted me suddenly the other kids in class did to. Sasuke is an interesting person; we have certain things in common and I feel as if I could tell him anything.”


With every word that Sai uttered it felt as if there were a knife stabbing at Naruto’s heart. He must have had a strange look about him because suddenly Sai looked concerned as he watched him.


“Naruto?” Sai said questionly.


Naruto couldn’t bring himself to answer; he didn’t know if his voice would hold. He just looked away from Sai his thoughts racing a million miles per minute.


“I was the one that left Sasuke’s side and now someone who he’s gotten close to appears before me…I’m so jealous right now.” Naruto thought clenching his fists even harder; he could feel that his nails were about the break the skin of his palms. He didn’t care, the pain in his heart was worse. “I’m stupid…It was my own choice leaving him but still I can’t control my feelings. Shit I’m going to cry and my head is pounding…I have to get away from here!”


“Naruto are you alright? What’s wrong?” Sai sounded really worried.


“N-Nothing I’m fine! Are we finished? Was this all you had to say? Naruto asked hurriedly just wanting to get away as fast as possible.


“I was the one who refused Sasuke yesterday but since I woke up this morning all I been thinking about is how it felt when Sasuke touched me.” Naruto continued to think as he tried to get away from Sai.


“Oh yeah.” Sai said unaware of Naruto’s struggle to hold back hid tears. “Sasuke doesn’t know that I’m having lunch with you and I would really appreciate it if you didn’t tell him. Actually I think that Sasuke-kun was mad at me this morning. He pinched my cheek real hard and told me not to bother you anymore.”


Naruto couldn’t stand it anymore and jumped to his feet. “I’m going back!” He said in a short tone of voice.


“What?” Sai looked puzzled. “What’s the matter? I wasn’t even saying anything perverted…”


“Shit, shit, shit what should I do? Here they come, tears from yesterday.” Naruto thought as his tears started falling, rolling over whiskered cheeks and dropping to the ground.


Sai actually looked scared when he looked at Naruto. He jumped up and placed his hands on Naruto’s shaking shoulders. “Wh-what’s wrong? Did I say something bad?” Sai sounded frantic.


“It has nothing to do with you.” Naruto said as he rubbed his eyes with his hands trying to make the tears stop. “J-just let go of me!”


“Wait Naruto, please what’s wrong?” Sai held on to Naruto tighter desperately trying to figure out what had made Naruto cry.


“Just let go already!” Naruto squirmed to get out of Sai’s grip. He was so embarrassed that the older boy was watching him cry.


Suddenly their little squabble was interrupted by footsteps and a body stepped out of the bushes. Sasuke looked livid when he saw the tears that were glistening on Naruto’s cheeks. “I looked all over school for you…Sai what are you doing with Naruto? Let him go!”


“Oh no…I don’t want Sasuke to see me cry. I can’t handle this!” Naruto thought and doubled his efforts to get away from Sai.


“But Sasuke…” Sai said. “If I let him go he’ll just…”


As Sai said this Naruto managed to get loose and as quickly as possible he turned on his heel and ran away from the two dark haired boys as fast as his legs could carry him.


“See…I told you so.” Sai started but was quickly silenced by silenced by the glare that Sasuke sent his way. An Uchiha glare was truly a frightening thing.


“Hey Naruto…” Sasuke began but stopped as he realized that Naruto was too far away for him to hear. Sasuke stood there and watched as Naruto disappeared from view.


“Um…Heh, heh, heh.” Sai approached Sasuke hesitantly. “Aren’t you going to go after him?


Sasuke turned around and if looks could kill Sai would have been six feet under. “Sai!” Sasuke growled. “I TOLD you not to bother Naruto, didn’t I?”


Sai started to cold sweat under the Uchiha’s furious glare. “…Sorry.” He mumbled.


Sasuke sighed and ran his hand through his hair. He had been doing that a lot lately and he thought that he might have picked up that habit from the Dobe. “You and Kakashi…What is it with you guys? Give me a break!” Sasuke said with another sigh.


“Well I can’t just stay quiet can I?” Sai said defiantly and crossed his arms.


“PLEASE DO JUST THAT!!!” Sasuke roared. “I don’t want to screw it up with Naruto even more.” Sasuke ended the statement by hitting Sai across the head.


“Oww I get it, I get it!” Sai said as he rubbed his sore skull. “I won’t say another word to him and I’ll ask Kashi-kun to stop too (not that he will listen). But you know Sasuke-kun…Are you planning on hiding everything from Naruto? Is that okay with you?” Sai asked all traces of playfulness gone from his voice.


Sasuke just stood there silent with an unreadable expression on his stoic face.


oo—oo—oo


Naruto lay down on his bed on top of his blue and green checkered bed sheets. He had already taken his bath and changed to his PJ’s, he’d not buttoned the top though it was way too hot for that and besides he felt lazy. In the end Sasuke and Naruto had not talked about what happened in the garden or the night before. In fact Sasuke hadn’t spoken a single word to Naruto for the rest of the day. The dinner had been a sad affair full of tension. Even the normally dense Minato had sensed that something was amiss but thankfully he hadn’t asked about it, rather he gave Naruto a sympathetic look and kept quiet.


“I don’t know how I should act towards Sasuke now.” Naruto thought. “I shouldn’t have agreed to let him stay here. It’s still a long time before exams and at this rate I’ll be the one failing MY tests…” Naruto sighed and turned to the side, he knew that sleep was a long time away.


oo—oo—oo


Sasuke stood in his room by the window. He had taken off his sweater but he still had his jeans on. The glasses were lying on his bedside table and he looked outside without really seeing anything. He thought about what Sai had said before. That Naruto had started crying earlier when he and Sai talked about Sasuke. The thought that Naruto had cried over him made Sasuke feel really bad. Sai had also told him that he shouldn’t wait for Naruto to say anything. He’d told Sasuke that he needed to properly talk to Naruto about everything that was going on… The problem was that Sasuke couldn’t. “If I could, I would have done it already.” He thought to himself as he trudged over to the bed and lay down to stare at the ceiling. What the fuck should he do?


oo—oo—oo


Four days after the garden incident Kakashi was sitting in the teacher’s lounge grading papers while happily whistling ‘Sexy Back’. “Ah it looks like everybody did well this time.” He thought pleased with himself for being such a good teacher. He saw that Sasuke’s paper was next in line and perked up. “I shall grade this one with love!” He thought as he looked at the paper, and looked, and looked. Suddenly his visible eye widened comically and his whole body started to shake. The scream “NOOOOOO!” could be heard all over school as the proud Kakashi actually fell off his chair in despair over Sasuke’s test results.


oo—oo—oo


Naruto stood by the window in his class room worrying about the fact that it had been four whole days since Sasuke last spoke to him. He thought he was going to go crazy; the pressure of everything was just too much. As he stood there wallowing in self pity Kiba called him over.


“Hey Naruto, why are you standing there all alone? Come over here, I and Haku have snacks.” He called as he was waving to Naruto.


Naruto turned and started to walk towards his friend when he saw a truly frightening sight. Over by the exit Kakashi sat crouched on the outside of the door peeking inside the class room at Naruto. “Waaah it’s the perverted teacher in action!” Naruto’s mind screamed. “How long has he been there?” He wondered to himself.


When Kakashi realized that he’d been discovered he stood up with as much dignity as he could muster in this situation and whispered to Naruto. “Come here for a sec.”


Naruto followed Kakashi out of the class room and down a deserted corridor where they could talk in private.


“What do you want?” Naruto asked rudely, he really didn’t like this middle aged pervert that was always crooning over Sasuke.


“Well I need to talk to you about Sasuke-Chan of course.” The teacher said in a superior tone. “Otherwise I would never have come looking for you in a place like this!” He looked around with mild disgust on his face. “First look at this!” Kakashi continued waving Sasuke’s paper in front of Naruto’s face.


“What is that?” Naruto asked.


“As you can see its Sasuke-honeys English paper from yesterday. Normally just to make me happy Sasuke gets nothing but full score in English but look, look at this there are mistakes everywhere!” The teacher’s eye was bulging and he was so upset that he shook as he waved the paper in front of Naruto as a matador waves his cape in front of a bull.


Naruto looked at the paper and saw that the score was sixty-eight out of a hundred, that was the score Naruto got on a good day and he couldn’t see what the big deal was.


“Sasuke-Chan is living at your house right now…Right?” Kakashi asked. “So he can have more time to study correct?


Naruto just nodded.


“Then why are his grades dropping?” The teacher continued. “You said something to ruin his concentration didn’t you?


“I did say things to him when I was mad but I didn’t think he would take it this hard. Is all this my fault?” Naruto thought but out loud he just murmured. “Not really.”


“Hmph… Well it was a minor test this time. It’ll be fine as long as Sasuke-kun brings his grade back up in time for finals.” Kakashi said with a glare towards Naruto. “However, I have concluded that he is unable to study while he’s living with you. This is something I as a teacher can not overlook. Therefore I think that Sasuke-Chan would be better off living under my care.” The teacher continued.


“What? No, no what did he say?” Naruto thought panicked but again out loud he just croaked a small “What? A student living with a teacher is kind of…” He didn’t get any further before Kakashi interrupted him.


“What? Is there a reason why it shouldn’t happen? Besides it seems that Sasuke-Chan has tired of your place already, perhaps it’s because of the presence of an unappealing childhood friend.” Kakashi said sounding very smug.


Naruto got so angry that he had to turn away from the damn pervert just to keep himself from punching him out.


“What?” Kakashi taunted “Leaving in the middle of our conversation again are you?


Naruto stopped; the pain in his chest was so great that it hurt to breath. “You don’t have to tell me every little detail, just do whatever you have to do already!” He pressed out in a pained voice.


Kakashi just stood with his arms crossed and Naruto thought it looked as if he was gloating and reveling in his pain. He couldn’t stand it. “I was upset that he’s living with me in the first place, It was my dad who invited him without even asking me!” Naruto said trying to mask his hurt.


“So you have no objections then?” Kakashi asked smoothly.


“THANK’S FOR GETTING HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!” Naruto screamed and stomped away. He had to leave; he couldn’t breathe in front of that pervert.


“Okay I’ll do what I want with Sasuke-Chan…Believe me I will!” Kakashi said to himself with an almost evil smile as he watched Naruto hurry away from him. “Just you and me alone at my house my sexy Sasuke-Chan.” He chuckled. “I can’t wait…”

AN- And that was chapter five. Sai wasn’t so bad in this chapter was he? I couldn’t bring myself to have him raping Naru-Chan; I don’t think I can write a rape scene… What do you think; will Kakashi be able to separate our favorite boys? What do you think Sasuke has to say about the moving plans? The Naughtiness will return in some form in the next chapter, I’m not going to tell you who will get it on…Guess. Thank you so much for reading, Please review!