Ranch Country

HOLY CRAP!! I'm finally done. It's amazing, I love the world. Everyone gets a cookie just because. :runs off to throw flowers at people:

I don't own Naruto.

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The high pitched shrill of the phone awoke Naruto from his pleasant dream wherein Sasuke had confessed that nothing had been his idea and...no wait, that was just reliving a good memory. The blond couldn't keep the grin off his face even as Sakura's voice drifted up the stairs as she answered the phone.

“Uzumaki Ranches. How can I help you today?”

“Why the hell would I tell you where Sasuke is you old bat. Go to hell.” Naruto's brows rose nearly into his hair as Sakura screeched into the phone, before slamming down the receiver. If everything was being put into motion this quickly he'd might as well get up. Don't wanna be lying around in bed when Uchiha senior comes over to yell at you.

Standing he stretched, before grabbing a change of clothes and ambling out the door to the bathroom. The blond sent Sasuke a cheeky grin before he shut the door, his mind wandering over things as the hot spray hit his face.

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“Where's my son?” Fugaku Uchiha nearly snarled into Naruto's face.

“Now why would I know that? I'm still mad at him for not talking to me for four years.” The blond let the 'stupid' grin cross his face, knowing it would further enrage the old man.

“I had a phone call from the Subaku's last night. Where is Sasuke.” It pissed Fugaku off even more that he had to look up, even just a little to talk to Naruto. The boy had grown up to look like a carbon copy of his father, all that differed between the two was the attitude. Minato's son realized the world wasn't all sunshine and daisy's, and that was going to make it harder to get this done.

“You had a call from the Subaku's didja? Have you gotten a call from ROOT yet? What about ANBU?” Naruto asked with a cheeky grin and Fugaku paled. The brat had friends in every farm in the Konoha area. (HA, I just had to say it. The Konoha area in Alberta, where all the gay cowboys roam. XD)

From Iruka and Kakashi, the couple that ran ANBU Milking Productions, to Sai the brat who'd discovered the hidden genome in wheat who worked for ROOT. If anyone of them got wind of what he was trying to do they'd spread the news to every friend the blond had in the province, and he'd be ruined. And through the haze of anger in Fugaku's mind he couldn't help but feel a glimmer of respect. He would have done the same thing to keep Mikoto to himself.

“Sasuke was supposed to free himself from this place.” Maybe if he tried reasoning with the boy.

“Why would I want to free myself from this place. All I've ever wanted was to take over the farm.” Sasuke spoke up from his place on the stairs, both men turned to regard him as though he'd appeared out of thin air rather then having snuck up on them in the midst of arguing.

“You think that now, but ten years down the road, when your saddeled with kids and...” Fugaku stopped himself, cursing inwardly that he'd let that slip.

“You're unhappy in the life YOU chose so I'M going to be?” Sasuke's pale skin was shades whiter then normal, his hands clenched into fists. This wasn't going as Fugaku planned at all.

“That wasn't what I meant to say.” Dammit, all his loquaciousness was flying out the window, his tongue tying up in knots as he tried to justify himself to the two young men in front of him.

“Old man, I think you'd better cut your losses.” Naruto spoke quietly. “No one wants to hear your reasons for what you did, and the end doesn't always justify the means.”

“I will speak with you later Sasuke.” Drawing his injured pride around him like a cloak Fugaku turned to leave, ignoring Kiba and Sakura's curious eyes peaking around the kitchen wall.

“No you won't.” Sasuke took a deep breath and the three others in the house felt themselves taking the same breath as they waited for that Sasuke was about to say.

“I'm not coming back to the house. I listened to you once, and that got me nowhere.”

“Sasuke.” Fugaku turned back, his face filled with a stunned hurt that he never expected to feel.

“I don't give a flying fuck if you approve of my relationship or not, if you don't like it, then don't watch.” Sasuke took another breath and a few steps later he was at Naruto's side, where he always should have been. “For the first time in four years I'm happy.” Pale fingers touched a tan hand questioningly and Naruto's hand wrapped around Sasuke's, their fingers intertwining.

Fugaku opened his mouth to speak, and when nothing came out he simply sighed and left, not knowing what else to do.

Kiba broke the silence first with a loud 'WHOOP!!', picking Sakura up and swinging her around the kitchen as she laughed and swatted at him to let her down.

“So...?” Sasuke turned to look at Naruto, bringing up their joined hands and a question in his black eyes.

“So.” Naruto grinned and cupped Sasuke's jaw, bringing the pale man in for a kiss that left them both hot. “Wanna take this upstairs?” The blond asked with a wicked grin that left Sasuke's knees shaky. He was beyond words and simply began pulling the tanned man along behind him. Kiba and Sakura watched avidly from the side lines and Naruto caught Sakura handing Kiba a twenty out of the corner of his eye.

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“Fuckin' missed you, asshole.” Naruto panted as Sasuke trailed kisses along his jaw, his pale hands having already divested the blond of his shirt. Fingers ran along ridges of muscle, tweaking sensitive nipples and Naruto threw his head back gasping for breath.

“Haven't done this in a while dobe?” All the while Sasuke was thanking God that the blond hadn't decided to move on. Just the thought of someone else making the Blond Adonis moan caused Sasuke to clench his teeth in anger.

“Just because you were sexing up women.” The last word was spat out like poison and made Sasuke chuckle lightly as he walked Naruto back to the bed. “Doesn't mean we were all sluts while you were gone.”

Giving the blond a light shove so he toppled backwards onto the bed, Sasuke made quick work of unbuttoning Naruto's pants, grabbing the hems and pulled, ripping the fabric off the blond man in a lightening fast move he'd used in his youth. The brunette started pulling off his own clothing, his haste causing his shirt to catch on his arms trapping him.

“Help.” He muttered, trying to ignore Naruto's chuckles as the tanned man grabbed his near naked hips and pulled him closer to the bed. A wicked tongue sliding up the Uchiha's chest, from his bellybutton to his collarbone, drawing a moan from the pale man.

“I think I'm enjoying this.” Sasuke could hear the grin and he began to wrestle with his shirt in earnest. “Good god.” Naruto's voice sounded exasperated as he reached up to untangle the Uchiha from the fabric. “I can't believe you still have the same moves. Those girls taught you nothing?”

“Fuck off, moron.” Sasuke near snarled as he kicked his pants off into the corner and leapt onto the blond who welcomed him with open arms. “Just because it happened once before doesn't mean it's gonna become a habit.” Feeling as if the blond needed punishment for laughing at him, Sasuke bit his shoulder harshly, enjoying the loud yelp it garnered.

Bodies slid over each other, hands caressing skin, bringing forth moans and whimpers. Both knew this time was going to be fast, and though each would have liked to linger a little on getting to know the others body once more, it wasn't going to happen.

“Where's your lube?” Sasuke panted as he ran a hand over Naruto's shaft, the blond man keening as he arched his back at the sensation. Lost for words Naruto pushed his hands under his pillow, coming out with a small tube. Sasuke arched a brow at the action and nearly grinned at the mileage he could get out of that, but later. For now his mind was focused totally on how fast he could get inside his blond dobe.

Slicking up his fingers he massaged in circles around Naruto's anus before slipping a finger in to the first knuckle. Sliding in and out he pushed a second finger in and began to twist and scissor his digits, enjoying the grunts and half moans Naruto let out. A third finger was added after a few moments of near torture and Sasuke curled his middle finger upwards in a 'come hither' motion, finding Naruto's prostate from memory and assaulting it mercilessly until Naruto was writhing on the bed.

“Gonna...stop Sasuke. Can't do it, gonna come.” The blond panted brokenly, wiggling backwards from his dark haired lover. The brunette leaned forward to kiss him as he pulled his fingers free from the blond before guiding himself into that tight heat. Naruto arched up, his hands tangling in Sasuke's hair as the brunette penetrated him for the first time in four years.

Sasuke's eyes fluttered as he tried to reign himself in. God DAMN he'd forgotten what this felt like, all that tight heat wrapped around him, better then a thousand blowjobs. He leaned forward, pressing further into the blond man who gasped, and Sasuke took advantage of the situation, thrusting his tongue into that mouth, the one he'd dreamed about for four years.

His hips jerked once before he started a smooth pumping motion, angeling his hips jut right to hammer Naruto's prostate, the blond man starting to shake with all the sensations moving through his body. Any noises he made were swallowed by Sasuke, the brunette remembering just how loud Naruto could be under extreme passion. And though he wanted to shout to the world that he was back with Naruto, he wasn't so sure the nieghbours would enjoy hearing Naruto yelping like a wounded dog.

Sasuke's body tightened first, the sensations surprising him. If he was going to go over, Naruto was damn well coming with him. Sasuke fisted his hand around Naruto's cock and stroked in time with his thrusts until the blond was arching up, hands clawing at his shoulders and legs wrapped around his waist. A few more strokes, a trembling gasp for air, and another meeting of lips as both men reached flash point at the same time. The experience leaving them both trembling and gasping for breath.

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“Throw the damn bale up here.” Kiba shouted from his position in the hayloft, a loud grunt sounded from down below and the hay bale barely brushed the floor of the loft before it plummeted back to the ground with a loud thump.

Loud obnoxious laughter filtered in from the doorway and both males turned to see Naruto watching the work.

“Geez bastard, you really need to get some muscle definition back.” So saying Naruto grabbed the hay bale and effortlessly tossed it into the loft for Kiba, Sasuke glaring at him venomously. Insanely jealous of the easy strength the blond carried with him. Strong tan hands patted his ass and dark eyes shot daggers at that smiling face.

“Few more months here and you'll be buff again...though I'm not sure if you'll ever be able to throw worth shit.”

“Ha, he never could throw a football correctly.” Kiba shouted down from the hayloft and Sasuke flushed and growled at the reference and the memory that came with it. Getting ready to throw the football to Kankuro who stood waiting to recieve it and having the good old pigskin fumble in his fingers at the last second, dropping uselessly to the ground. His teammates had roared with laughter, and he knew now that he'd never live it down.

“I have other talents.”

“You sure do.” Naruto grinned lecherously at him and Kiba began to gag, a loud thump letting the two men on the ground floor he'd fallen to his knees. They could see the position in their minds, Kiba clawing at his throat, trying to breath.

“Whens Hinata back again?” Naruto called up innocently and Kiba groaned, knowing he was about to be teased ruthlessly by his best friend.

“Yesterday.” He mumbled though Naruto's sharp ears caught his words.

“That's why you were late this morning was it?” Naruto leaned towards Sasuke, stage whispering into his ear, though Kiba could hear it perfectly. “He was showing her his 'other talents'.” Sasuke let out a loud snort of amusement at Kiba who was cursing in a steady stream.

“Get back to work you lazy asses.” Sakura called and Sasuke let out a near happy sigh causing Naruto to look at him strangely. After everything, after the past four years, everything was as it should be. Everything was right in the world.

And He was never letting this go again, Naruto could try and leave him but he'd just drag the blond man back and tie him up until he realized that resistance was futile and...Good God, had he just quoted something from Star Trek?

Naruto's choice of television shows still sucked, even after all these years and Sasuke nearly thwacked himself in the head as he realized that he didn't care and he'd take the blond man, crappy TV shows and all. He was getting sappy in his old age.

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I approve of this ending...Now review or I'll send an angry cat to eat your head...nom, nom, nom. :F