Hard Love Life

Hidan returned after an hour, holding one of the cheaper towels to his chest. "Fucking stitch up my chest." he demanded angrily.

Kakuzu awoke with a start from his nap when Hidan came back in. "Did you clean up the bathroom? If you didn't, do that first and I'll stitch up your chest."

"I did it in the shower. It just rinsed away." Hidan said, tapping his foot, "Now hurry up, heathen."

Kakuzu stared lazily at Hidan, "That's not a very polite way to ask."

Hidan pouted. "Please stitch up my chest?" he asked again.

Kakuzu beckoned Hidan to him with his finger, "Come here, I need to see your chest."

Hidan strode over, standing in front of his partner. He lowered the towel but did not remove it. "Here. Please hurry? The towel will be soaked threw soon."

Kakuzu sighed and had one of his threads quickly stitch up the wound, "You need to learn how to sow."

"Fuck no. I like it when you sew me closed and together." Hidan tossed the towel into the dirty clothes hamper and grabbing another woman's outfit to wear, getting dressed, "How do I look in this?"

Kakuzu shook his head slightly and rolled his eyes, "You like everything I do." He watched Hidan remove the towel and get dressed, "How do you look? Like a woman."

"How does it look on me?" Hidan asked again, striking a sexy pose, "Good? Bad? Fucking hot?" He fiddled with his hair. "Should I style my hair too?"

"It looks great on you, you have the body of a woman, as well as the personality of one too," Kakuzu stated, smirking slightly. He rolled his eyes soon though, "You're really starting to sound like a woman now."

Hidan lifted the skirt part up. "Oh yes. A feminine body indeed. A penis and a fucking six-pack are oh so girly." he scoffed, "You just want me to turn into a woman again. Tough shit. I won't be doing that anytime soon unless you say please right now."

Kakuzu shook his head, "I don't want you to become a woman again unless you want but, if you wouldn't mind... Could you please become a woman again so I take you out to eat downtown?"

"Eat out?! Fuck yes!" Hidan turned himself into a woman again while pulling on the underwear Konan provided him, standing in front of the mirror and putting up his hair in a punkish stile, "How's my hair?"

Kakuzu chuckled and walked over to Hidan, wrapping his arms around his waist, "Your hair looks good, better than when your slick it back."

"I like slicking it back." Hidan said, "So are we really going out to eat?" He put on a pair of shoes with a small heel. "Konan gave me better shoes. Thank god. Now lets go! Where are we going to eat?"

"It doesn't look good on you." Kakuzu muttered, wrapping an arm around his waist, "Yes, we are, I just need to get dressed first, I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate me walking around naked." He quickly got dressed, leaving off his mask for once. Wrapping his arm around Hidan's waist, he pulled him towards the door, "Okay, let's go."

"This is going to be awesome." Hidan said ecstatically, "Are we going to eat someplace nice? I mean like it's nice but still cheap?" He grabbed Kakuzu's arm and nuzzled it, beaming.

Kakuzu turned his head, kissing the top of Hidan's head softly. "Mm, yea, maybe, it all depends what looks good, I suppose."

As they headed out the entrance to the base Hidan grabbed a large umbrella. "Here, so we don't get all wet. Fucking rain." Hidan trotted along, pulling Kakuzu with him. "Do you have a place in mind?" he asked, ignoring the catcalls directed at him.

Kakuzu grabbed the umbrella from Hidan, holding it over the both of them. He glowered slightly, not liking the men hitting on his Hidan and pulled him closer to his side, trying to cover him up slightly. "I was thinking that place downtown with the really good sushi."

"That place is cheap?" Hidan asked, flipping off one catcaller, "Or do you mean another place? Cheap sushi can kill you." He scowled. "Kiss me. That ought to shut those perverts up I think. Show them I'm all yours."

Kakuzu shrugged, "It's moderate priced, not too cheap, not too expensive." He took off his cloak and put it around Hidan's shoulders so they couldn't see Hidan's body. After a few moments, he stopped and pulled Hidan into a quick kiss.

"Alright. Sounds good." Hidan said, sticking his thumb into the hem of Kakuzu's pants after getting the kiss, "I don't need your cloak, Kakuzu. It's just getting all wet."

Kakuzu kissed Hidan's cheek and took back his cloak. "You should've made your boobs smaller while you're in public. It draws less attention."

Hidan cupped his breasts in his hands, lifting and pressing them together. "Oh, but you like them like this. Perky C-cup~!" He said playfully, "How could I take away what you like?"

Kakuzu blushed and smacked Hidan's hands away from his breasts. "Don't do that, people are staring at you!" He could also feel a slight stir of arousal in the pit of his stomach when Hidan did that.

"So what? I'm yours and..." Hidan paused to flip off another man, "You get to feel pride that you have one of the best looking woman around." He pulled the outfit away from his chest so Kakuzu could look down to see his breasts.

Kakuzu stammered when Hidan pulled the outfit away, quickly throwing his cloak around Hidan. "Jesus Christ Hidan. You just can't whip those out whenever you want, have some decency."

"Hey, only you could see them when I did that. It's not like I pulled the dress down so my breasts popped out." Hidan took the large cloak off and draped it over Kakuzu's shoulders, "I have some decency you know."

Kakuzu sighed and shook his head, "That's like me pulling out my pants far enough so only you could see my dick. You just don't it in public." He buttoned up his cloak after putting his arms in it and sighed. "Just save showing your breasts to me until we get home.

Hidan pouted but nodded in agreement none-the-less. "Alright. Whatever." he looked up at Kakuzu, having to tilt his head back all the way to see his face, "How much further? And why do you like short woman? Isn't it a pain having to bend over so far to kiss them? Or do you like the feeling of power you get?"

Kakuzu yawned quietly and slid his arm around Hidan's waist once more, pulling his lover's head against his chest. "Not much further. I don't know. No. And No. Why are you asking so many damn questions?"

"I'm curious. I want to know more about you I guess." Hidan pointed to a building up ahead, "Is that it?"

Kakuzu petted the top of Hidan's head, "You shouldn't care about things about me." He nodded when Hidan pointed. "Yes, that's it."

"Well I do. You have a lot to tell you know?" Hidan picked up the pace and nearly ran to the restaurant, "Lets get a place near a heater. I'm cold”

Kakuzu shrugged, "Yes, I guess I do." He chased after Hidan to the restaurant, "Okay."

Hidan sat down, tying the sleeves of his clothes back. "Oh wow. This is the kind of sushi restaurant that prepares your food in front of you. This is so awesome Kakuzu." Hidan beamed at the chef as he took his seat at the other side of the table. "I'll have some Gunkan-maki please."

Kakuzu gave Hidan a slight smile as the sat down, reaching under the table to grab one of Hidan's hands, taking it into is own and tried to look somewhat like a couple not just a man and a fancy whore. "And I'll have Temarizushi."

Hidan turned to Kakuzu as the chef began preparing their food. He mouth 'filthy heathen' and grasped the man's collar, tugging him closer. "Can I have a kiss Kakuzu-chan?" Hidan figured Kakuzu did not want people to think that they were only a whore and her customer, so he put on the lovey-dovey act.

Kakuzu smirked at Hidan, and leaned in and gave him a soft kiss, "Thanks for playing along my little whore," he whispered against Hidan's lips.

Hidan smiled. "Your whore didn’t want some man to come along and ask if he can have ‘her’ when you're done." he replied quietly, leaning up to give Kakuzu another kiss, "We could also move the rings to make it look like we're married too."

Kakuzu’s hand moved up Hidan's thigh and under the dress, stroking Hidan's heat through his panties, all of his hand movements hidden by a tablecloth. "Right, because you're my special little whore." He scowled slightly at Hidan's suggestion, "Don't push it, I'll be your boyfriend for the night, not your husband."

"A naughty boyfriend." Hidan hissed before biting his lip to keep himself from gasping, "Fucking bastard, you won't let me give you the chance to see my breasts but you can fondle me?" Hidan's pale cheeks turned a slight pink, his hips trembling.

"Only for you," Kakuzu murmured, licking the shell of Hidan's ear, and slipping his fingers past the panties and into his heat. "If you're quiet we can go for dango too." He pressed his lips against Hidan's, smirking slightly.

Hidan nodded, the thought of getting dango, something he loved, was enough for him to try and stay quiet. "I-It's amazing at how fast he uses the knife, hm?" he asked Kakuzu as their food was finished and set before them, the chef leaving to serve someone else, "Ita-itadakimasu..." Hidan took his chopsticks and quickly place a roll of sushi into his mouth to make sure he didn't make any noise. His hips lurched forward, taking Kakuzu's fingers deeper inside of himself.

Kakuzu smirked and nodded, "Yes, he must have... Very skilled hands." His fingers traveled deeper into Hidan, moving around trying to find his sweet spot while his thumbnail flicked at Hidan's clit. "You enjoying yourself tonight Hidan?" he asked, using his free hand to eat with while he stared at Hidan.

Hidan's cry from Kakuzu probing the bundle of nerves inside of him was greatly muffled by the food in his mouth, making it only noticeable to Kakuzu. He swallowed. "Yes, I'm having a g-great t-time." his eyes widened at the extra stimulation, "I'm sure y-you -ah- are too."

Kakuzu was now grinning at Hidan, enjoying the torture that his 'girlfriend' was going through. "You're doing so well so far," he murmured, fingers now only stroking Hidan's g-spot while his thumb now massaged Hidan's clit, not flicking it. "Oh, I'm having a wonderful time."

"I'm sure you are, bastard." Hidan whispered the last part out, his hips lifting off of the chair to ride this partner's fingers. He stuffed more food into his mouth, muffling his moan, "I'll get that dango..." Hidan whispered to Kakuzu, biting a stitch on his cheek and pulling on it playfully.

Kakuzu leaned over and bit softly down onto Hidan's neck, making it look like he was whispering to Hidan before he went back to slowly eating. "Mm, Hidan if you eat that fast you'll run out of food quickly." Kakuzu scratched at Hidan's g-spot with a fingernail, hoping to make the feeling more intense.

Hidan pressed his face into Kakuzu's side, crying out softly as his heat quivered. His muscles tightened around his lover’s fingers as he came. He pushed his chair back and stood before sitting again and crossing his legs. "That's all the fun you get right now, bastard."

Kakuzu chuckled softly when Hidan came, bringing his hand to his mouth and sucking his lover's juices off of his fingers. He placed his arm on the table again. "You still taste good." Soon, he finished his sushi and watched Hidan, "That's all the fun I want."

Hidan placed the last of his sushi into his mouth, chewing it and swallowed. "I want to know what I taste like." Hidan said quietly, "Do I get my dango?"

Kakuzu snorted slightly and held his fingers up to Hidan's face, "I'm sure there's a little bit of your taste left on there, why don't you suck them and see." He nodded, "Yes, you did win, so I guess you get your dango,"

Hidan took Kakuzu's hand into his own and placed his lover's fingers into his mouth, licking them. After a bit he pulled them out. "I... I'm not sure if I like it or not. Why do you like my juices so much?" Hidan flashed a quick smile at the busboy that placed the bill on the table, making the boy go red and run off.

Kakuzu moaned slightly as Hidan licked at his fingers, the expression on his face the one of pure bliss. "Why do I love your juices? Hm… I suppose that taste pretty good, not to mention, they're from you."

Hidan tilted his head to the side in thought. "Okay... I guess that makes me feel kind of happy." He slid the bill over to Kakuzu, "I would pay, but I'm not the man in this relationship." He smirked at Kakuzu, "I want a box of dango. It's still cheap and then I will have some extra for later."

Kakuzu stroked Hidan's hair slightly. "I guess, I'm kinda happy too then." He scowled at the bill. "Fine.." He quickly paid, wincing as he did so. "A box?! No. You're getting a stick, no more, no less."

Hidan pouted, "Fine. One stick means me being myself next time we have sex. Besides, I think you like me more as a woman. Kind of ticks me off." Hidan stood up, "Come on. I want my sugar."

Kakuzu shrugged, "It's not that I like you more as a woman, it's that I know how to please you better as a woman." He stood up and wrapped his arm around Hidan's waist, "My, so demanding."

"You please me fine when I'm myself. It hurts, it feels good, and I come." Hidan pulled Kakuzu out of the restaurant, opening the umbrella again and handing it to Kakuzu, "I like sugar."

Kakuzu shook his head, "You don't know what you're missing out on, I need to get better at being a seme, I want you to feel amazing when you come." He followed Hidan slowly, taking the umbrella. "I can tell."

"I feel great when I come. I always do. I still can't see you on the receiving end." Hidan said, looking up at Kakuzu. After a bit he dragged the man over to a dango stand, leaning on the counter like he always did, now however he had some good cleavage, making the vender stare at his chest.

"I'm glad you feel great," Kakuzu murmured, kissing up Hidan's neck once they were standing still at the dango stand, just to piss off the man behind the stand, he also let his hands wander over his partner's chest. "One stick for the lady, please."

Hidan turned to Kakuzu as the vender prepared the dango. "You just love showing everyone I'm yours don't you?" he asked, pulling Kakuzu down for a quick kiss.

Kakuzu smirked down at Hidan. "Of course I do, I can't have other men thinking dirty thoughts about you in my presence, now can I?" His hands slid down and groped Hidan's perfect ass.

Hidan smirked, jumping up and wrapping his legs around Kakuzu's waist. "Filthy heathen. You should just tell them I'm really a man." he licked up the side of Kakuzu's face before kissing him forcefully, shoving his tongue into his lover's mouth.

Kakuzu smirked and held up Hidan by his ass so he didn't fall. "Mm, but what's the fun in that? I'd rather show them you're mine, than tell them you're a man." He moaned in surprise when Hidan shoved his tongue into his mouth, but gladly accepted it, fighting to gain his dominance over the kiss.

Hidan pulled away from the kiss quickly, reaching back and making an ushering motion with his hand. The wide-eyed vender handed him his dango. "He certainly gave me more then one." Hidan said, looking at the long stick with ten dango balls on it, "It this still going to be the price of one?" Hidan beamed when the man nodded. "Hey, totally cool. Seriously."

Kakuzu sighed when Hidan pulled away from the kiss, letting go of Hidan with one hand and digging into the depths of his pocket to find his wallet. Pulling it out, he tried to see over his lover's shoulder so he would pay the right amount. Finally paying the right amount, he placed it on the counter, now trailing his tongue down Hidan's neck, "Your skin taste sweeter than dango ever could," he mumbled, biting down onto Hidan's collar bone.

Hidan unwrapped his legs from Kakuzu's hips, sliding down and placing his feet back on the ground. He pulled of a piece of his treat and plopped it in his mouth. "I'm glad. But I want my anko right now. Lets head back. Then we can have more fun." Hidan flipped his hair in a flirtatious manner before heading off with the umbrella, his hips swaying,

Kakuzu frowned when Hidan finally got off him to eat his dango. He had to admit, this was one of the best times downtown he'd ever had. It couldn't get much better than fingering someone in a restaurant. Slowly, he began after Hidan, watching the rhythmic sway of his perfect hips.

Hidan happily ate his dango. Whenever they got some Itachi always seemed to get there first. The pig. Hidan finally stopped, waiting for Kakuzu to catch up. He was getting tiered of getting catcalls. "Walk with me before someone comes along to hit on me, Kakuzu." he said, "Or tries to drag me into an ally to rape me."

Kakuzu glared at all the men who were giving catcalls to Hidan. For a few men, he tossed out a verbal threat, and they disappeared into the closest buildings, making him smirk slightly. He began to walk beside Hidan, wrapping an arm around his waist once more. "I'd kill them if they tried to rape you."

"I'm never going out as a woman again. What a bunch of pigs." Hidan said, he held out his dango to Kakuzu, "You want some? It's good."

Kakuzu nodded, "But it was fun having you out as a woman." He shook his head at the dango, "No, I don't like sweets at all."

"I had fun too." Hidan said, grabbing Kakuzu's hand, "You don't? What's wrong with you? You said my skin was sweeter then dango." Hidan paused. "Do my juices taste sweet?"

"I'm glad you had fun, but do get used to this, I'm not going to do it often," Kakuzu stated, yawning quietly. "'Nothing is wrong with me, I just don't like sweets. The only I sweet I like is you." He shook his head, "They're kinda salty and a bit bland, "You should start drinking more fruit juices, it'll make you taste sweeter."

"You're no fun." Hidan said, popping another ball of dango in his mouth, "I thought you liked the way my juices tasted."

Kakuzu shrugged, "Who said I ever needed to be fun?" He gave a slight scoff, " I do like your juices, and must you get so critical all of a sudden?"

"I said you need to be fun. Not that you care." Hidan finished off his dango, "Carry me back to the base Kakuzu?"

"I really don't care, actually, like you said," Kakuzu muttered, glaring slightly at Hidan, "No, I will not carry you to the base."

Hidan pulled off his shoes, closing the umbrella. "Then... Lets race back to the base!" he sprinted off jumping on a pole, "Come on Kakuzu! The sooner we get there the sooner we have sex!"

Kakuzu shook his head when his partner suggested a race, "No, I don't want to race." A soft sigh came from him as Hidan sprinted off, so he began to walk slower, talking to himself, "Who said I wanted sex anyways?

"You did with your actions." Hidan said, grabbing Kakuzu's ass and watching him jump in surprise, "You fingered me, grabbed my ass, let me kiss you... I could go on you know." He linked arms with Kakuzu; smiling at the questioning look his lover gave him. "You honestly think I would run off after all the attention I got from those sick heathens?"

Kakuzu sighed and pushed Hidan away from him, "I may have done that, but it doesn't mean I want to have sex with you." He was about one annoying comment from Hidan to going into extremely pissed mode. " Now listen, when we get to the base, I want to sleep. Sleeeep. So, no sex."

"Fine. I'll make you some tea to help you get to sleep."

Kakuzu shook his head, "I don't need any tea to help me sleep, and I’m pretty beat right now."

Hidan sighed sadly. "You only have ever let me do one thing for you. Why do you keep shooting me down?"

Kakuzu stopped and looked at Hidan, "I don't like owing people things."

"You don't need to owe me anything. I'm doing it for free. Nothing in return." Hidan sighed again, "Not everyone who does something for you wants something back."

"Nothing. Nothing is ever for free. You'll expect love, or a thanks in return." Kakuzu began walking again. "Everyone does things for their own benefit."

"Well what's wrong for wanting a 'thank you'? It costs you nothing but one breath! Maybe I only want to see you comfortable in return." Hidan crossed his arms, not opening the umbrella despite the fact he was getting very wet.

"Ah, you see, you still want something. Which makes it not free, because I have to pay with my comfort," Kakuzu became smug when Hidan further proved his point.

"Well you get to be comfortable. You really don't loose anything. I just have to see you and then be contented. So as you fucking see you bitch, you're statement really has no basis." Hidan glared at Kakuzu, "Just fucking accept the tea."

"Looking at me could be considered a payment as well. Not to mention the hassle of drinking the tea, that could be added on as a payment. So, it's not really free," Kakuzu began to walk faster, " No, I won't accept the tea."

Hidan hit Kakuzu with the umbrella. "You don't loose any fucking money you ass! I-I'm trying to be nice to you but-but you keep putting me down!"

Kakuzu ignored the blow with the umbrella, turning around to look at Hidan, "Fine, I'll accept the god damned tea."

Hidan's face lit up. "Thank you." he said, grabbing his arm again, shutting up.

Kakuzu sighed, "Yea, yea, whatever." He reluctantly pulled Hidan closer.