anbu files

Naruto sat happily slurping his ramen at the stand Sasuke was still asleep. At least, that’s what he guessed.

“Hey.” Kiba sat happily next to the blonde.

“Hey dog breath, what’s up.” Naruto met the dog lover’s grin with one of his one.

“I was thinking about Oshi.” Kiba’s grin widened.

“Oshi?” Naruto raised an eyebrow.

“You know, Orishi.”

“Yea I know, but Oshi?”

“What about it? It’s cute just like him.”

Naruto grinned again. “Oh?”

“What?” Kiba looked at him. “Come on man, you saw him. His body, his hair and I love his eyes. Everything about him is beautiful.”

Naruto chocked on his ramen. Kiba liked Orishi? That was great.

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Sasuke walked towards the door; the dope left without saying anything. But it’s not like he didn’t know where he was. If Naruto didn’t have a mission there was one place that the blonde would be, Ichiraku’s. Naruto would live there if he could, the blonde and his damn ramen.

Sasuke made his way to Ichiraku’s. This was a daily thing when they were home.

“Naruto.” Sasuke made his way inside the stand.

Naruto and Kiba were sitting there grinning like children. Sasuke furrowed his brows; this was something that would give him a headache he was sure.

“Hey teme, you overslept.” Naruto smiled.

“Dope I wasn’t asleep.”

“You looked asleep to me.”

“Heh well ill leave you two love birds alone then.” Kiba said standing.

“Ne, wait Kiba I’ll give you a hand.” Naruto went to get up only to be pulled back into his seat by Sasuke.

“No thanks man.” Kiba ran out of the stand.

“What ever it is dobe, stay out of it.”

“But temeee.” Naruto whined.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow then leaned in closer to the blonde’s ear. “If you want something to whine about just ask.”

“HENTAI.” Naruto flushed when the people in the streets stopped because he yelled so loud.

“Naruto my youthful friend I thought that was you.” Lee bounced in happily with the silent Shino following behind.
“Lee, Shino, you wanna eat with us.” that statement earned a glare from his raven haired lover.

“I wish we could my friend but we have a mission today.” Lee chirped happily.

“Hn.” It was no loss what so ever to Sasuke if they left.

“Goodbye my youthful friends.” Lee walked as Shino gave a slight nod as his goodbye.

“Bye.” Naruto waved.

“That was pointless.” Sasuke stated.

“Ne teme, do they need a reason to say hi?” Naruto met Sasuke’s gaze.

“I’d prefer it if we weren’t being interrupted dope.”

“Teme stop being emo.”
Sasuke smirked and leaned closer to the blonde. “You really want to go there Naruto.”

“Heh, heh not really.” Naruto quickly began eating again. Sasuke really was a pervert. He’d take any chance to molest Naruto. The blonde was sure the raven wouldn’t have a problem taking him in front of everyone; now that was a scary thought.

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Hinata flushed when she was given her orders to be Gaara’s guide. The red head wasn’t as scary as she remembered; he was very handsome. She stood outside the Hokage’s tower. Could she do this? She had to. It was an order. Here, she had thought she got over her stutter a long time ago when she realized that Naruto was in love with Sasuke. Yes, she realized that before Naruto even knew; at least, that’s what she thought. But now, it started all over again, and somehow she knew that the redhead wasn’t in love with anyone. Wait why did it matter? There’s no way it could be love, right?

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“I’ll be staying for a few days.” Gaara said, walking into the Hokage’s office.

Tsunade nodded her head; she had already figured it out. “I’ve assigned Hinata to be your guide while you stay here.”

“Understood.” Gaara spoke in his usual cold tone. Not that he minded; the girl seemed different. She wasn’t afraid of him, and her stutter was cute, wait cute?

Gaara really didn’t just think that did he? Since when did he care about those things? Did that girl make that big of an impression on him? It had been a week already, and she made that big of an impression on him? There had to be something wrong with him; maybe he needed to see a doctor.

Orishi stood there as his genin team was announced. Iruka read from a scroll, “Team four will consist of Houzen Orishi, Yamanaka Daisen, and Haruno Aiko. Your jounín instructor will be Inuzuka Kiba.”

Orishi sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, ‘great, not only am I going to be stuck with a couple of brats, but I have to be taught by a horny puppy who has the hots for me.’ he thought to himself. Orishi looked over his teammates ‘that one girl, she must be the sister of the woman who has been stalking me, and the other one seems to be full of himself. This should be a wonderful experience, at least it’s only a month until the chunin exams.’ he continued in his head. He walked over to his team and just nodded.

“WHAT THE HELL!!! We’re stuck with the loser seventeen year old academy graduate!?!?” Daisen exclaimed.

Orishi glared at Daisen “I’ll let that slide… once. You don’t know anything of the circumstances of why I have been assigned to this genin team, and you would be well advised to not mention it again. I plan on passing the chunin exams next month, so this won’t be a very long term arrangement.”

Daisen growled, “If you’re so god damn sure of yourself, why don’t you fight me right now!!!”

Orishi shrugged “I don’t take easy matches. I would put you into the ground in no time.”

“PROVE IT!!!”

At that moment, Kiba decided to come out of his daze from looking at Orishi and clear his throat “You know Daisen, he’s right. His being a genin is simply a formality.”

Aiko piped up “YEAH!! My sister says Orishi is number one A plus!!!”

Orishi slapped his forehead “Aiko, do me a favor and tell your sister to stop stalking me.”

Aiko laughed “I don’t think she’ll listen, but okay.”

Kiba nodded “Well, come on everyone, the day is young and we have training to do.” He led them all to the training grounds and held up two bells “Okay, the object of this test is for you to get a bell from me, if you get a bell, you eat and you pass.” He said explaining the rest of the bell test.


Orishi smirked, a habit he had picked up in the time he’d been living with the Uchiha. ‘Perhaps I can use this guy’s infatuation with me to our advantage.’ Orishi turned to his teammates and motioned for them to come close. “Look, I can guarantee a distraction if you two promise to share food with me after we win. He might say we played dirty after it’s all done, but hey, all’s fair in love and war.” From the tone of his voice both younger children simply nodded “Okay so here’s what we do, once he starts drooling or develops a nose bleed, or whatever, you quickly dash in and get the bells.”

With that Orishi walked over in front of Kiba and pulled off the monk-style robes he had been wearing, leaving him in only a fishnet shirt and tight pants. The pants were brown denim and hugged his body perfectly, showing off the perfect roundness of his ass. Orishi smiled “I believe that I shouldn’t attempt this test until I have properly stretched.” He said as he began doing just that.

Kiba quickly started to lose his concentration and drift into the land of fantasies as he watched the object of his desires showing off his sculpted body in front of him. Just as the show was getting good, he heard the jingling of the bells and looked to see that both had indeed been stolen. He turned back to look at Orishi but he was already back into his robes.

“Well, it appears we have passed this test with flying colors” Orishi said giving Kiba a smile and a wink. Kiba growled “NO FAIR!!! You played dirty!!!” Orishi just shrugged and sat down to food. When Kiba sat down next to Orishi, the red head leaned over and licked the corner of his mouth. “You had a little drool there.” Orishi said to the blushing dog-nin. Kiba just groaned, ‘Oh man, I’m screwed.’


a/n frist parts actully done by me, hey i finally wrote something. the second half is done by trickypuck.