My WHore

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did… we all know what Sasuke and Naruto would be doing and my original character would also be a real character. ^^ Also… well… I LOVE YOU KISHIMOTO!!!!



A/N: So, I know this chapter is gonna have a lot of the Original character thing… I’m sorry, but I suck at writing relationships other than with my OC or between Naruto and Sasuke… I’m slowly learning though. :) I’m gonna try to figure it out. I Still have to get around to doing some more lemons… they’ll probably be in a couple of chapters or so… maybe in the next one… I might do a chapter with like three lemons in it… what does everyone think? I don’t know… I just haven’t been in the mood to write a lemon lately. :( how about you take a vote… one supertastic lemon chapter? Or not.




Okay, i am sorry. I put this up on FF.net like... three days ago, and forgot to put it on here because i was so tired... so here you all go. ^^ have fun.


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Chapter Five.



Naruto grinned as he sat in art class Monday. True to his word, he was going to set Kiba up with Orishi. He slyly sit down on the bench next to the Houzen’s and plunged his hands into the clay. “So… Orishi, you going out with anyone right now?”

“Uhm, no… no one that I can think of.” Orishi said with a charming smile. “Why?”

Naruto shrugged “I might know someone who is interested.”



About this time the Uchiha sitting two rows back began to knead his clay with intensified rage. He had no clue why he was doing it, but he knew that if he ever wanted to get control over these sudden bouts of rage that overcame him, he would have to make the blonde dobe his and no one else’s.



Orishi looked over “Really? Well, do tell.”



Naruto grinned. “He’s sweet, and kind, and totally loyal. He was totally drooling over you at the club the other night, and well,”



“Naruto, if you’re trying to ask me out, I gotta tell you, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.”



Sasuke growled louder and slammed his clay down on his table in a mangled mass. He grabbed a name card and labeled his work as finished and titled ‘Jealousy.’



Naruto looked back at the miffed Uchiha as he exited but turned back to look at Orishi. “Oh, this isn’t for me. Have you ever met my friend Kiba?”



Orishi grinned, “Oh, the tall handsome guy with the shaggy brown hair and the coolest tattoos on his face?”



“Yeah, dog breath.”



“Dog breath?” Orishi asked with a look of confusion on his face.



“Uhhh, long story. I just hope you like dogs.”



“Huh, what do dogs have to do with anything?”



“Nothing, just… are you almost done?”



Orishi set down his sculpture of an experimentation in spatial design and nodded “Yeah.”



Naruto smiled “Cool, me too. He should be outside by now waiting to give me a ride. You wanna meet him?”



Orishi gave a mischievous grin, “Sure, why not. Maybe I can get him to doggy style me.”



Naruto stared “EWWWWW NOT ON THE FIRST DATE!!!”



Orishi shrugged “Thespians do it on stage.”



“What’s even supposed to mean?”



Orishi slipped behind Naruto and reached around grabbing his crotch “It means we’re just plain freaky.”



The blonde’s eyes widened and he pulled away “Geee, that’s good and all, but… why don’t’ you save it for Kiba?”



The Houzen chuckled “Okay then, come on, introduce me. I’m looking forward to it.”



Naruto nodded “Uhh, sure, let’s just go get out of our smocks.”



Orishi nodded, went to his locker, and pulled his off, revealing a tight black t-shirt with the words ‘Viva La Vie Boheme’ written across the chest in white. (A/N: I LOVE that song and that musical… RENT FOREVER!!! ) with faded, tapered jeans. He secured these with a black canvas belt and was wearing beat up sneakers on his feet. He pulled on some fingerless wrist length gloves in black leather and secured his hair in a loose bun with two chopsticks and an ink pen. “Okay then, come on slow poke.”



Naruto stared “Do you always look good?”



Orishi grinned “Damn straight, but you look good too. I’m loving the orange and black spiral motif on that shirt.”



“I’ve had this for years… now enough small talk, I can see Kiba through the window and he’s about to have a cow… or at least puppies.” Naruto laughed with a light blush.



Orishi grinned and followed Naruto out to the parking log where Kiba was shifting nervously from foot to foot. “NARUTO!!! About damn time you got out here.”



“Oi, shut it dog breath, I was talking you up.”



“Ugh, you didn’t have to take so long…”



Orishi cleared his throat “Uhm, I take it you’re Kiba?”



Naruto piped up when Kiba all of a sudden seemed to be at a loss for words “Yeah, Kiba, meet Orishi, Orishi meet Kiba.”



Orishi smiled “Inuzuka Kiba?”



Kiba nodded “Yeah, you heard of me?”



“Well, sorta, I’ve heard of the Iuzuka dog food line, it’s all I feed to my fluffums.”



Kiba stared “You have a dog named fluffums?”



“Well, no… her name is Roxy, she’s an Australian shepherd.”



“Cool, we should introduce her to Akamaru sometime. He’s my precious puppy.”



Naruto laughed “That beast is anything BUT a puppy.”



Kiba shot Naruto a look of death and pushed him into the car “Well, he’ll always be my puppy.”



Orishi grinned “Awww, that’s sweet.”



Kiba smiled “So, you know my last name, what’s yours?”



Orishi smiled as he struck a flashy pose “I am the one and only Houzen Orishi!!! But you know, you can call me Oshi” he said with a wink.



“Houzen… as in the pharmaceutical company?”



Orishi rolled his eyes “Yeah, dad is some big and mighty muckitty muck chemist. Meh, it’s all so boring if you ask me.”



“CHEMISTRY IS NOT BORING!!!” came a shouted cry from the car.



Kiba chuckled and kicked the car door before turning back to Orishi. “So… you’re a theatre major?”



“Yeah… which reminds me… I really gotta get to rehearsal.” Orishi said before grabbing Kiba’s hand and pulling the ink pen out of his hair “Here is my number, call me sometime, soon preferably.”



Kiba blinked “Well, why don’t you call me?”



“What? And be unladylike?”



“Whatever. So would calling you tonight to go out for drinks be okay?”



“As long as drinks don’t have to be alcoholic.” Orishi said before grinning and giving Kiba a quick peck on the cheek and turning around to leave “Cool tats, maybe some time I’ll show you mine.” He called over his shoulder as he left.



Kiba slid into the car with a dazed look on his face “He has tattoos… that he said he might show me… do you even know what that means?”



Naruto growled as he looked through his book bag. “Yeah, he’s had ink injected into his skin, and he’s willing to show you where.”



“You have no imagination.”



“Whatever. ARGH, I must have left it in the chemistry lab. Look, I gotta go get it, and you can wipe that pout off your face. Go ahead and go home so you can get ready for your date; I’ll just catch a bus home.”



Kiba grinned “Thanks bro, you’re the best dude.”



Naruto rolled his eyes as he got out of the car “Yeah yeah, just… don’t scare my friend away.”



“Why would I ever do that?”



“Fine, bye.”



“Bye.” Kiba called as he sped out of the parking lot.





Naruto sighed as he walked into the Chemistry lab and grabbed his lab notebook. “Thank god I found this.” He muttered to himself. That notebook was his life in that class. It counted for half of his final grade. He threw the notebook into his bag and turned to go catch a bus only to find himself thrown against the wall and looking into the dark eyes of one Uchiha Sasuke. He noticed that the eyes were getting closer before the raven captured his lips in a deep kiss. Without thinking, Naruto gives into the kiss and parts his lips slightly, allowing Sasuke to explore his mouth. After letting the kiss go on until his lungs screamed for air, Naruto pushed Sasuke away “Bastard, what are you doing?”



Sasuke smirked. “Checking out what I’ve been missing.”



Naruto glared “Back off bastard, I’m not your little plaything. Now, I have to go. You’ve already made me miss my bus, and I have to get home to do homework before I go to work.”



Sasuke let a minute scowl cross his face before he could school it away. “Hn, I’ll give you a ride, but you’re not going to work; you’re going on a date with me.”



“BASTARD!!! I have to go to work, and who do you think you are to order me on a date?”



“You’re going to go on a date with me even if I have to buy your time.”



“Humph, I’d rather go to that seedy place and sleep with the strangers than go on a date with you.”



Sasuke hid the pain those words caused him and looked the blonde deep in the eyes. “If you can look me in the eyes and say that, I’ll let you go.”



Naruto gulped and tried to look away but the raven grabbed his chin so he couldn’t. “Uhhh… Fine. It’s not true. I secretly would love to date you. I’ve wanted that for a long time, but you killed it. You killed it when you walked into that room at that whore house and fucked me even when I told you to just go home.”



Sasuke let go of Naruto and stepped away a little. “If you secretly wanted that, then why did you push me away that night?”

“And you call me the dobe? I didn’t want to sleep with you like THAT. If it happened, I wanted it to be because we were in love and you wanted me and I wanted you and it was just… magical.”



Sasuke stared at him “Wow, that’s an awfully romantic outlook on it for someone who sells their body on a nightly basis.”

Naruto scowled and punched him in the gut “That’s different bastard. That’s just because I have to make money so I can go to school and not live on the streets. That’s different because… I don’t want any of them, so it could never be special. With you it could have been special.”



Sasuke gulped “You wanted something special with me?”



“Yes teme, but you’re too much of an emotionally stunted bastard to realize it. Now I don’t know if it can ever be. You ruined it.”



Sasuke stared “Can I try? I’m not promising that I’ll be perfect, but can I at least try?”



Naruto glared “I don’t know…”



Sasuke stared “Fine, what if I helped you find a job outside of that whore house?”



“It’s not just that easy… you can’t exactly just quit.”



“You know, I think that’s a load of bull, but either way I’m not letting you go to work today.”



Naruto stared at Sasuke. “I’m not winning this am I?”



“Hn.”



Naruto sighed “Fine, but you better give me a damn ride.”



“Hn. Where would you like to go.”



Naruto smirked, “You gonna buy me ramen?”



“Whatever.”



“All I can eat?”



“Hn.”



“Oooo, buddy, you just made a mistake.” Naruto laughed as he pushed off of the wall. “Come on teme, let’s go.”



Sasuke stared at the devilish way Naruto left and wondered what the hell he’d gotten himself into.





Sasuke stared with his mouth agape as Naruto slurped up the remnants of his fifteenth bowl of ramen. “Where the hell do you put all of that?”



“I don’t know. It’s a mystery. But I’m not quite done yet. I have another five bowls in me.” Naruto said just as his cell phone rang. He pulled it out and looked at the caller ID when his face turned to one of a little fear. “Shit… what does that snake bastard want?”



Sasuke watched as Naruto answered the phone and seemed to try to appease his irate boss. He could hear the loud voice of the snake over the phone’s tiny speaker. Without thinking he reached over and snatched the phone away. “Sorry Orochimaru, but Naruto quits.”



Naruto stared at Sasuke with shock in his eyes while Orochimaru seethed through the phone.



“You brat, who are you to tell me he doesn’t work for me anymore. Do you think I’ll let my top earner go just like that? Tell the merchandise I’ll be there to collect him in ten minutes, and he better be at his apartment.” The line went dead.



Sasuke stared at Naruto “He knows where you live?”



Naruto gulped “Uhh, yeah, he knows pretty much everything about my life.”



The raven rolled his eyes and pointed at the blonde “You are coming home with me. Don’t even try to argue, cause I’m not taking any of your bull shit. Now come on.”



Naruto gulped and followed Sasuke closely. “Uhhh, thanks.”



Sasuke shrugged “Whatever.”



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“Please please please please.” Kiba begged over the phone.



“Troublesome… why do you need us to come?” came the reply from one lazy Shikamaru.



“Because… I will make a fool of myself if you don’t.”



“You always make a fool of yourself, and you’ve had dates before with just you and the other person. Why do you need us on this one?”



“This guy is different. Before, I really didn’t care if they liked me or not; I just wanted to have someone to go out with, if you know what I mean. But with this guy, I really want him to like me.”



“I don’t believe you’re going to stop annoying me until I say yes, so I guess I should end this bothersome conversation now by agreeing.”



“Thank you!!!”



“Whatever.”



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Okay guys, here’s the thing. Another chapter done.



Pyrus: That was… interesting. You’re probably going to get flamed for using so much Orishi.

Orishi: I LIKED IT!!!

Pyrus: I did too, I’m only saying.

Deksam: What? It was pretty good.

Rana: Uhm… why am I here?

Pucky: CAUSE YOU’RE SO CUTE!!!

Rana: Yay, I’m loved.

Anu: WRITE LEMONS!!!

Pucky: I WILL TRY!!!