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Chapter 5
As the smoke and clouds cleared, and a wail lead Team 7's gaze on a small blond-haired three year old swapped in the orange clothes of their team-mate, one thought ran through all Team 7's head...
"What the fuc-" Sasuke began but was cut out before he could finish the phrase by Sakura's scream.
"NARUTO~!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!"
It came as no surprise to Sasuke that this only made his poor three year old dobe wail even louder. Sasuke winced at the blond child's tears as Sakura loomed over him to scream some more choice insults. Sasuke looked over to the doorway at his sensei for – he wasn't sure what exactly – to find that the perverted sensei was pale as a ghost and just staring wide-eyed at the small child. Sasuke was sure that if his sensei didn't have his mask on, it would be more obvious that his mouth was gaping like a goldfish, the only thing holding his mouth from hitting the floor was said mask.
Sasuke turned back to his other two – one and a half – team-mates in time to see Sakura grab the small child's wrist and pick him up so he was eye level, screaming murder. Naruto cried louder in pain and fear, his wail cracking slightly at the end. Sasuke felt a huge protective instinct surge over him as he growled, knocking the bitch (1) that dared hurt his dobe to the floor before cradling the small child to his chest. Whispering – and dare he say it cooing – softly to the child to calm the panicked child, he turned to his sensei with a slight growl.
"We need to get Naruto to the Hokage to find out what happened," he said before pushing past him and out the front door.
Kakashi stood there a moment longer, while Sakura gaped from her place on the floor, before nodding to himself, the instruction finally reaching him past his shock. He turned to Sakura,
"Finish up here quickly before meeting us at the Hokage Tower. Fortunately most of the work is done, I expect you there in half an hour."
Sakura stared at her sensei in disbelief as the man jutsu'ed away before letting out a screech of frustration.
"NARUTO~!!"
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Naruto cooed in glee from beneath the Hokage's hat as he sat on said man's (2) lap. Sasuke was off to the side of the Sandaime, close enough to catch Naruto just before he fell, straightening him back up onto the old man's lap before stepping away slightly again – his gaze never too far from the child.
Naruto clapped his chubby hands in child-like joy, his bell-like giggles joined the Sandaime's chuckling, as Kakashi continued to play peek-a-boo with the child – dodging the attempts made from the child's chubby hands at his mask.
It was this nightmarish sight that had Sakura gaping in the doorway, as she stumbled grumbling into the Hokage's office moments later – after she of course finished the last chores from the previous mission. She was still sore about the fact her team-mates left her to finish cleaning of all things, for the blond idiot again, who had somehow got himself – and them no doubt – into even more mess.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sakura screeched.
"Ah Sakura," the Hokage said smiling kindly at the pink-haired girl, the others looked up to notice the presence of their last team member before returning their attention to the child once again,
"Now that you have joined us, we can decide what to do about Naru-chan's predicament."
Sasuke straightened up, and told the Hokage and his sensei – who wasn't there for the beginning and was currently pre-occupied with an armful of cooing blond sunshine – about what happened and how Naruto was showing them a new jutsu he learnt and the other's didn't know of.
The silence that followed the explanation was only broken by Naruto's child-like giggles as he continued to make a grab for Kakashi's mask. The Hokage leaned back into his chair and looked out the window, stroking his beard (3) while thinking about the latest development and what to do.
Sakura just sat there and glared at the oblivious blond.
"Well," the Sandaime said breaking the almost-silence. The others turned their attention to the old man, even Naruto who looked slightly curious as to what was going on.
"I'm not sure what has happened to Naruto or how this will affect him," he interrupted Sakura's protests,
"I will look into it. In the mean time someone will have to look after Naruto until permanent arrangements can be made, and someone will have to contact Iruka."
"I will take him until," the normally silent boy spoke up startling everyone present.
"Are you sure Sasuke-kun? Looking after a small child is a lot of work," the Hokage said.
"Yeah Sasuke-kun. I'm sure Iruka wou-" Sakura said but was interrupted by Sasuke.
"I'm sure. I will take him."
Kakashi's visible eye turned upwards, earning a slight tic under Sasuke's eye.
"Well then, I will explain to Iruka what happened," the silver haired nin grinned,
"Come by tomorrow morning. I'm sure Iruka will want to check over Naruto himself to make sure the boy is alright."
Sasuke nodded and excepted the child his sensei passed to him as Naruto cooed happily and grabbed a fist-full of Sasuke's bangs and put it into his mouth. Everyone ignored Sakura's spluttering.
"Good. Now that all that is settled I will see you all tomorrow afternoon. Have a good afternoon, I'm sure that is the last of your missions today," the Hokage said before dismissing them, waving goodbye to Naruto who buried his face into Sasuke's neck – still with a mouthful of Sasuke's hair.
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After saying goodbye to his sensei, and dismissing Sakura's attempts at asking him out, Sasuke walked down the street heading home. He pried his hair from both Naruto's mouth and hands, eyes softening as the blond bundle of sunshine giggled and clapped his hands.
"Dobe, whatever am I going to do with you?" Sasuke asked softly to the giggling child in his arms.
Naruto just giggled his bell-like giggle and settled into the strong arms holding him, looking around with child-like curiosity. Sasuke 'Hmm'ed softly, continuing on his way. A loud shout gained both boys attention, as a yellow and purple blur speed towards them.
"SASUKE-KUN~" the blond girl shrilled before stopping mid leap as she caught sight of the slightly startled blond child in her crush's arms.
"Who's this little cutie," she cooed softly as she softly tweaked the child's nose, who just giggled at her before putting his arms out for her to take him.
Sasuke and the other team-mates and sensei of Ino's team looked on startled as Ino cooed softly at a giggling Naruto in her arms – who was much more interested in her hair. Ino spun Naruto in the air before cradling him in her arms and tickling his nose with the ends of her hair the blond child was previously trying to grab. Naruto shrieked with laughter and Ino giggled along with him.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at his female team-mate before turning to Sasuke questioningly. The others looked at him too in explanation.
"The dobe had a mishap and somehow turned himself into a baby," Sasuke replied shortly to their questioning looks
They all turned worriedly at a startled shriek.
"This is Naruto?" Ino said as she raised the child she was holding to eye level.
The blond child just tilted his head to the side cutely and stared back at the blond girl. The others held their breath and Sasuke was ready to take his dobe back from the girl before Ino let out a happy squeal.
"Aww, you are so cute as a baby! Yes you are!!" Ino cooed as she rubbed her nose with a giggling Naruto's.
The others let out a sigh of relief and Chouji went over to look at Naruto, as Ino tickled his sides. Their sensei turned to Sasuke to ask what was going to happen, and if Iruka knew yet. Sasuke explained what was decided in the Hokage's office, raising an eyebrow at the Iruka comment.
Shikamaru deciding that the conversation was too 'Troublesome' went over to his other two team-mates who were crowded around the baby Naruto. Chouji was handing some chips (4) over to the child to eat.
Naruto grabbed the latest one Chouji handed to him, before gumming (5) it and turning his head back to watch Shikamaru approach. A slight blush formed on the lazy-nin's cheeks as he took in the cute scene before muttering 'Troublesome' and looking up at the clouds, letting his team-mates fuss over the child.
"Sasuke," Ino called over, interrupting the stoic ninja,
"Do you have everything you need, like clothes and sippy cups and toys and all?"
Sasuke looked startled for a moment, that type of stuff having escaped his attention. The blond turned back to the child in her arms.
"Aunty Ino (6) can help get you some nice clothes, I'm sure you would look adorable in a sailor outfit," she cooed to the clueless child.
Her team-mates laughed at her announcement, as Sasuke looked worried before deciding to rescue that unsuspecting child and his fortune – not that he would mind spending money of his dobe, just not to the extent suggested in her glinting eyes – from Ino.
"Uh, I think I've got some stuff at home that would fit him for now. It's been a long day," Sasuke replied taking the blond child back into his arms.
The others went into new fits of laughter at Ino's pout – even Shikamaru cracked a slight chuckle. Steering his students away, to let the two go back on their way home he called out over his shoulder,
"If you ever need help in getting the little one off your case for a bit to rest, I'm sure Aunty Ino will love to take him for a bit."
They laughed again as Ino got a gleam in her eye at the thought, as she happily waved back to the oblivious blond child. Sasuke sighed as he looked down at a rather sleepy Naruto in his arms.
'You don't know just how close you came to becoming a Ken doll,' Sasuke thought to himself as he continued uninterrupted on their way home.
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TBC
(1) I mentioned swearing right in the warning right? I really don't like Sakura (sorry to all Sakura-fans reading this) and if you've read Maybe (if not, please do and tell me what you think) may I remind you I was feeling rather sympathetic and mushy that day. (What? It happens...)
(2) I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be after Orochimaru with Tsunade or with Sandaime, as a tribute to the old geezer (I was very sad when he kicked the bucket – so to speak) before deciding that as a medic-nin herself (and a well known one at that) Tsunade would have known what was wrong with Naruto and how to reverse it, and I didn't want that just yet. I'm sure you would agree.
(3) Don't we all wish we had one to do the same...
(4) Singularly of course, chips wouldn't hurt him too much – he is three.
(5) He has teeth, don't worry. It just how children suck on their food in their hands. I find it very cute when my niece (she's actually my baby cousin, but we just call her my niece as we're a lot older) does it. It's adorable, trust me.
(6) I normally don't like Ino any better than Sakura, but I just couldn't resist. I love the idea of Aunty Ino and her costumes of doom...lol. I just don't think Hinata is confident enough for the role.
"What the fuc-" Sasuke began but was cut out before he could finish the phrase by Sakura's scream.
"NARUTO~!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!"
It came as no surprise to Sasuke that this only made his poor three year old dobe wail even louder. Sasuke winced at the blond child's tears as Sakura loomed over him to scream some more choice insults. Sasuke looked over to the doorway at his sensei for – he wasn't sure what exactly – to find that the perverted sensei was pale as a ghost and just staring wide-eyed at the small child. Sasuke was sure that if his sensei didn't have his mask on, it would be more obvious that his mouth was gaping like a goldfish, the only thing holding his mouth from hitting the floor was said mask.
Sasuke turned back to his other two – one and a half – team-mates in time to see Sakura grab the small child's wrist and pick him up so he was eye level, screaming murder. Naruto cried louder in pain and fear, his wail cracking slightly at the end. Sasuke felt a huge protective instinct surge over him as he growled, knocking the bitch (1) that dared hurt his dobe to the floor before cradling the small child to his chest. Whispering – and dare he say it cooing – softly to the child to calm the panicked child, he turned to his sensei with a slight growl.
"We need to get Naruto to the Hokage to find out what happened," he said before pushing past him and out the front door.
Kakashi stood there a moment longer, while Sakura gaped from her place on the floor, before nodding to himself, the instruction finally reaching him past his shock. He turned to Sakura,
"Finish up here quickly before meeting us at the Hokage Tower. Fortunately most of the work is done, I expect you there in half an hour."
Sakura stared at her sensei in disbelief as the man jutsu'ed away before letting out a screech of frustration.
"NARUTO~!!"
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Naruto cooed in glee from beneath the Hokage's hat as he sat on said man's (2) lap. Sasuke was off to the side of the Sandaime, close enough to catch Naruto just before he fell, straightening him back up onto the old man's lap before stepping away slightly again – his gaze never too far from the child.
Naruto clapped his chubby hands in child-like joy, his bell-like giggles joined the Sandaime's chuckling, as Kakashi continued to play peek-a-boo with the child – dodging the attempts made from the child's chubby hands at his mask.
It was this nightmarish sight that had Sakura gaping in the doorway, as she stumbled grumbling into the Hokage's office moments later – after she of course finished the last chores from the previous mission. She was still sore about the fact her team-mates left her to finish cleaning of all things, for the blond idiot again, who had somehow got himself – and them no doubt – into even more mess.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sakura screeched.
"Ah Sakura," the Hokage said smiling kindly at the pink-haired girl, the others looked up to notice the presence of their last team member before returning their attention to the child once again,
"Now that you have joined us, we can decide what to do about Naru-chan's predicament."
Sasuke straightened up, and told the Hokage and his sensei – who wasn't there for the beginning and was currently pre-occupied with an armful of cooing blond sunshine – about what happened and how Naruto was showing them a new jutsu he learnt and the other's didn't know of.
The silence that followed the explanation was only broken by Naruto's child-like giggles as he continued to make a grab for Kakashi's mask. The Hokage leaned back into his chair and looked out the window, stroking his beard (3) while thinking about the latest development and what to do.
Sakura just sat there and glared at the oblivious blond.
"Well," the Sandaime said breaking the almost-silence. The others turned their attention to the old man, even Naruto who looked slightly curious as to what was going on.
"I'm not sure what has happened to Naruto or how this will affect him," he interrupted Sakura's protests,
"I will look into it. In the mean time someone will have to look after Naruto until permanent arrangements can be made, and someone will have to contact Iruka."
"I will take him until," the normally silent boy spoke up startling everyone present.
"Are you sure Sasuke-kun? Looking after a small child is a lot of work," the Hokage said.
"Yeah Sasuke-kun. I'm sure Iruka wou-" Sakura said but was interrupted by Sasuke.
"I'm sure. I will take him."
Kakashi's visible eye turned upwards, earning a slight tic under Sasuke's eye.
"Well then, I will explain to Iruka what happened," the silver haired nin grinned,
"Come by tomorrow morning. I'm sure Iruka will want to check over Naruto himself to make sure the boy is alright."
Sasuke nodded and excepted the child his sensei passed to him as Naruto cooed happily and grabbed a fist-full of Sasuke's bangs and put it into his mouth. Everyone ignored Sakura's spluttering.
"Good. Now that all that is settled I will see you all tomorrow afternoon. Have a good afternoon, I'm sure that is the last of your missions today," the Hokage said before dismissing them, waving goodbye to Naruto who buried his face into Sasuke's neck – still with a mouthful of Sasuke's hair.
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After saying goodbye to his sensei, and dismissing Sakura's attempts at asking him out, Sasuke walked down the street heading home. He pried his hair from both Naruto's mouth and hands, eyes softening as the blond bundle of sunshine giggled and clapped his hands.
"Dobe, whatever am I going to do with you?" Sasuke asked softly to the giggling child in his arms.
Naruto just giggled his bell-like giggle and settled into the strong arms holding him, looking around with child-like curiosity. Sasuke 'Hmm'ed softly, continuing on his way. A loud shout gained both boys attention, as a yellow and purple blur speed towards them.
"SASUKE-KUN~" the blond girl shrilled before stopping mid leap as she caught sight of the slightly startled blond child in her crush's arms.
"Who's this little cutie," she cooed softly as she softly tweaked the child's nose, who just giggled at her before putting his arms out for her to take him.
Sasuke and the other team-mates and sensei of Ino's team looked on startled as Ino cooed softly at a giggling Naruto in her arms – who was much more interested in her hair. Ino spun Naruto in the air before cradling him in her arms and tickling his nose with the ends of her hair the blond child was previously trying to grab. Naruto shrieked with laughter and Ino giggled along with him.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at his female team-mate before turning to Sasuke questioningly. The others looked at him too in explanation.
"The dobe had a mishap and somehow turned himself into a baby," Sasuke replied shortly to their questioning looks
They all turned worriedly at a startled shriek.
"This is Naruto?" Ino said as she raised the child she was holding to eye level.
The blond child just tilted his head to the side cutely and stared back at the blond girl. The others held their breath and Sasuke was ready to take his dobe back from the girl before Ino let out a happy squeal.
"Aww, you are so cute as a baby! Yes you are!!" Ino cooed as she rubbed her nose with a giggling Naruto's.
The others let out a sigh of relief and Chouji went over to look at Naruto, as Ino tickled his sides. Their sensei turned to Sasuke to ask what was going to happen, and if Iruka knew yet. Sasuke explained what was decided in the Hokage's office, raising an eyebrow at the Iruka comment.
Shikamaru deciding that the conversation was too 'Troublesome' went over to his other two team-mates who were crowded around the baby Naruto. Chouji was handing some chips (4) over to the child to eat.
Naruto grabbed the latest one Chouji handed to him, before gumming (5) it and turning his head back to watch Shikamaru approach. A slight blush formed on the lazy-nin's cheeks as he took in the cute scene before muttering 'Troublesome' and looking up at the clouds, letting his team-mates fuss over the child.
"Sasuke," Ino called over, interrupting the stoic ninja,
"Do you have everything you need, like clothes and sippy cups and toys and all?"
Sasuke looked startled for a moment, that type of stuff having escaped his attention. The blond turned back to the child in her arms.
"Aunty Ino (6) can help get you some nice clothes, I'm sure you would look adorable in a sailor outfit," she cooed to the clueless child.
Her team-mates laughed at her announcement, as Sasuke looked worried before deciding to rescue that unsuspecting child and his fortune – not that he would mind spending money of his dobe, just not to the extent suggested in her glinting eyes – from Ino.
"Uh, I think I've got some stuff at home that would fit him for now. It's been a long day," Sasuke replied taking the blond child back into his arms.
The others went into new fits of laughter at Ino's pout – even Shikamaru cracked a slight chuckle. Steering his students away, to let the two go back on their way home he called out over his shoulder,
"If you ever need help in getting the little one off your case for a bit to rest, I'm sure Aunty Ino will love to take him for a bit."
They laughed again as Ino got a gleam in her eye at the thought, as she happily waved back to the oblivious blond child. Sasuke sighed as he looked down at a rather sleepy Naruto in his arms.
'You don't know just how close you came to becoming a Ken doll,' Sasuke thought to himself as he continued uninterrupted on their way home.
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TBC
(1) I mentioned swearing right in the warning right? I really don't like Sakura (sorry to all Sakura-fans reading this) and if you've read Maybe (if not, please do and tell me what you think) may I remind you I was feeling rather sympathetic and mushy that day. (What? It happens...)
(2) I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be after Orochimaru with Tsunade or with Sandaime, as a tribute to the old geezer (I was very sad when he kicked the bucket – so to speak) before deciding that as a medic-nin herself (and a well known one at that) Tsunade would have known what was wrong with Naruto and how to reverse it, and I didn't want that just yet. I'm sure you would agree.
(3) Don't we all wish we had one to do the same...
(4) Singularly of course, chips wouldn't hurt him too much – he is three.
(5) He has teeth, don't worry. It just how children suck on their food in their hands. I find it very cute when my niece (she's actually my baby cousin, but we just call her my niece as we're a lot older) does it. It's adorable, trust me.
(6) I normally don't like Ino any better than Sakura, but I just couldn't resist. I love the idea of Aunty Ino and her costumes of doom...lol. I just don't think Hinata is confident enough for the role.