NOTE: So... it's been about 3 months again since I updated and it's such a short update too. Sorry about that. I had a hard time figuring out this scene (and the rest of the plot) and I didn't want to make it too long because I know that you (as well as I) are desperately in need of some smut/intimate time, which should come up soon (I promise).
On that note, I obsessively search everyday on here for new stories of Itadei in the M section and... my story is still on the first page of the search. Someone... anyone... do something about this! I know there are more Itadei fans out there than this! Stop hiding and share your dreams/fantasies with us!
WARNING: YAOI/MPREG/FOUL LANGUAGE/TORTURE/OC/OCC DISCLAIMER: I do not own Itachi or Deidara or Kishimoto's property. The rest of the plot characters are mine.
Let's Make Babies
Chapter 5
-FLASHBACK CONTINUED- After putting some distance between him and the enemy, Itachi moved Deidara into a more comfortable position from his shoulder to his hands. Although he would have to sacrifice the ability to use his ninjutsus, Itachi could move more quickly this way and there would be less stress on Deidara's body. He picked up speed, moving through the trees with barely a rustle. It was good that they hadn't given immediate chase, but he didn't think it would remain that way for long. That lightning-blue haired ninja was fast. Maybe even faster than he was. Itachi continued this way until he felt Deidara shift in his arms. "...tachi..." whispered the blond weakly. "...so, it wasn't a dream..." "No. It isn't." Deidara laughed lightly, but hoarsely. Of all the people he didn't want to see him like this, it had to be him. His mortal enemy. But at the same time, he felt strangely safe now. That is, if not for the fact of the whatever it was spreading throughout his body. He stopped laughing and looked up at Itachi, wondering what he would do if this happened to him. Itachi could feel Deidara's questioning gaze on him. "What is it?" Deidara shook his head, knowing the answer then. Of course it wouldn't happen to him. This was the fucking Uchiha he was talking about. If he weren't so distraught and in pain, you would have seen the scowl on his face. For now, he just grimaced. "Nothing," he mumbled. Silence filled the air and all that could be heard was the swishing of the trees as Itachi made his way. "It's not nothing if you're like this." "You can see it, can't you? The black stuff moving through my body? I'm not going to be me in a couple of days, un." "How much time do you have? Do you know?" "Not much I think, un." "Whatever it is, we'll find a way to get you back to normal." Feeling weak, Deidara merely nodded at this and fell asleep again, which was probably for the better seeing as those blue-cloaked people were gaining on them. Itachi picked up speed despite knowing that they will eventually catch up to him. Just a little more time would be enough. -Itadei- When they caught up, Itachi was waiting for them with the blond nowhere in sight. The blue-haired ninja and the others looked around the forest before facing Itachi again. "So... you hid him?" The blue-haired man raised an eyebrow. "..." "Considering he's pretty much a dead-weight right now, removing him from the fight is a good idea. Not to mention, since his chakra is low, we won't be able to find him easily. But, how do you intend to defeat the three of us and escape?" smirked the lightning ninja as he drew his rod and the other two went into battle poses. Itachi drew his fingers and summoned two kage bunshins. "You think that's gonna work on us?" smirked the lightning blue-haired ninja as they charged at each other. In a quick clash of kunais and taijutsu, the kage bunshins were disposed of and once again, Itachi was alone. "So, what are you gonna do now?" asked the lightning ninja. Itachi summoned two more kage bunshins. "Again? This is getting old now. You're really starting to bore me, Itachi. If you don't start taking this seriously, I'm going to make you," said the lightning ninja as he charged in. Itachi deflected the attack while the white-haired one and red-haired kunoichi disappeared into the trees with his kage bunshins after them. The red-haired kunoichi took out a whip this time and easily caught one of the bunshins, causing it to vaporize as fire chakra wrapped around the whip. The other bunshin charged from behind and would have gotten her if not for the white-haired ninja appearing from the bark of the trees behind the bunshin. When the white-haired ninja attacked the bunshin however, the bunshin exploded and Itachi took advantage of the smoke. As he was about to disable the kunoichi with a swift blow to the neck, Itachi was attacked from behind by the lightning ninja and was forced to leap away with the white-haired ninja nowhere in sight. Itachi looked around and still couldn't find the third one, even with his sharingan on. Could it be...not a genjutsu? While thinking these thoughts, Itachi was attacked by the lightning ninja again and this time, he barely escaped being pulverized by the lightning rod. "Oi, oi, oi. Don't be looking away from the fight. I said to take this seriously." By this time, the kunoichi had recovered and the smoke had disappeared, leaving Itachi one on two. He was becoming worried now. If their plan had been to keep him occupied while the third one looked for Deidara, he and Deidara were both in trouble. He was going to have to end this fast. As the two charged at him, he formed his Mangekyo Sharingan and called forth Amaterasu on the two ninjas. The lightning ninja dodged, as he expected, but the kunoichi was unlucky. "AHHHHHH" screamed the kunoichi as she tried to get rid of the black fire. Although it only made contact with her clothes in her attempt to dodge, it was enough. Itachi took this chance to go back to Deidara. He must get to him before that white-haired one did. -Itadei- Itachi rushed through the trees to the place where he last put Deidara. He had set some traps around the area, but he wasn't sure if it would have any effect on the white-haired ninja considering his strange disappearing abilities. Upon reaching the area, Itachi saw no disturbances and could still faintly see Deidara's chakra coming from the hole in the tree where he left him. Deidara was safe for now. A kunai came whizzing through the trees and lodged where his head had been. It was that lightning ninja with the kunoichi nowhere in sight. He must have went ahead and followed him while leaving her there. "Now it's just you and me, Itachi. Please... entertain me even a little this time." The lightning ninja grinned and charged at him with his rod, which Itachi dodged once again. With each clash, Itachi was having difficulty keeping up despite having the sharingan. It was almost like the lightning ninja was becoming faster as the battle continued. A few clashes later, the lightning ninja finally got a swing at him only to hit a crow clone. Itachi then spewed a bunch of fireballs at the ninja, pelting him with a barrage in return. That's when the white-haired ninja finally showed up behind him and immobilized him. "That's not nice, Meiro. We were having a man's fight here." "The boss said that we had to capture him and Deidara. Why are you fucking around?" "I wanted to test myself against the genius of the Uchiha clan. Anyways, go back to what you were doing and stop ruining my fun." "I've already found him. He will not be a problem to bring back. On the other hand, it seemed like you were having trouble." "Everything was under control. Why do you always underestimate me?" "You're too reckless. I don't even understand why boss keeps you around since you just do whatever you want." "Fine. Take my fun away. No use arguing with you. Sorry Itachi, we'll have to ..." Great waves of water crashed in on the party as the white-haired ninja found himself pelted with such force as to release Itachi. Lightning shot through the water but, it was too late. The water receded and Itachi and Deidara were gone. -Itadei- Carrying Deidara in his arms, Itachi and Kisame leapt from tree to tree. "Never thought the day would come where you would need my help. I was in the middle of going back from my mission when I saw your crow. How's the kid?" "Not good." "What's wrong with him?" "Can't tell for sure yet. But there's something blocking his chakra. And something taking over it as well." "What do you mean?" "As far as I can see, there is an invasion of some black substance in his chakra system." "How long till it takes him over?" "Not long." "I see. But, what can we do about it? We don't have any medic. I mean, Konan is good, but she's not that good." "Not her. We're going to go see the pro." "Who?" Kisame noticed the forest becoming greener and lighter compared to the dark and rank atmosphere from before when he heard his partner's reply. "Tsunade." ~~~TBC~~~ Please review if you enjoyed! Or if you want to see more updates! Or even if you didn't enjoy it...QQ And a big thank you to all the people who have reviewed/favorited/etc. They really keep me going, even through my hard times. So... thank you! Love you guys! Next chapter should come up soon unless I get stuck again... or distracted by LoL...
